>This is now a flat-chested, pancake-assed bull dyke using a male hero's name
For what purpose? Can we have old Carol back?
>>82322088
>Can we have old Carol back?
No. Because nobody cared about her before, and now people are actually paying attention to her. Cry the fuck more.
Also,
>MUH TITTIES
If you're really gonna be that shallow, you deserve to be disappointed.
>>82322088
number of carol comics op has bought since she turned into a bulldyke: 0
number of carol comics op had bought before she turned into a bulldyke: 0
She's not flat, though. She's about a C cup, if you've seen her outside the new outfit. Also, her body structure is still completely female. Wide hips, a full rear, slim but defined shoulders.
>>82322088
>wanting swimsuit
Shit taste detected.
>>82322204
>No. Because nobody cared about her before
>i can pull facts out of my ass
>If you're really gonna be that shallow
You mean like the SJW hamplanets that bitched and moaned because they couldn't stand seeing an attractive woman?
>>82322088
>he doesn't like flat chests or small boobs
Get a load of this fuckin' guy
>>82322308
I like how you said nothing about the flat ass.
>>82322088
>using a male hero's name
Oh right because keeping the sidekick off-shoot version of that same male hero's name is SO much better.
Also half the Captain Marvels were girls before she even got it.
>>82322352
Well, he's right about that part
Cool bait m8
>>82322308
I love the irony of you posting that was a KLK image.
>>82322283
It's true though. nobody(on /co/ at least) gave a single flying fuck about Carol until she was redesigned. Then a sudden rush of whiny faggots came out of the woodworks showed up to decry how she was "ruined by SJWs" and the typical nonsense.
>You mean like the SJW hamplanets that bitched and moaned because they couldn't stand seeing an attractive woman?
Seems you've got a much better grasp on the art of pulling "facts" out of your ass.
>>82322415
Johnny didn't find bigger oranges?
>>82322264
>not wanting swimsuit
Shit taste detected
>>82322088
>wanting bimbo carol instead of /fit/ carol
>>82322415
thanks for posting this picture showing that op is 100% correct, anon
>>82322415
She still has plenty of chest and thigh, from the look of it.
>>82322507
But it doesn't though, she doesn't look flat chested.
>>82322507
Nice try.
>>82322524
>rising to bait
Anon, I expected better from you.
>>82322478
>wanting bulldyke carol
>instead of hot carol
>>82322507
So wait, to you, THIS >>82322415 is flat-chested and butch.
Not sure if trolling or just plain stupid.
Is she ever actually going to come out of the closet?
>>82322548
>having expectations
>on /co/
But you're right though, I should know better anon. I'm sorry.
>>82322524
>>82322526
>being this low test
>>82322553
>not just browsing porn
>>82322088
>hundreds of hourglass bombshell heroines in Marvel
>change one with a military background to have shorter hair, less exposed skin
>actually wear a sports bra depending on the artist
>manchildren come cawing about how it's illegal for women to be sexy now
stop being such a dudley
>>82322553
>hot Carol
Here's the thing about humans not being a hivemind, anon. Beauty is subjective. Some(like me)find Carol more attractive as she is now instead of as a generic swimsuit model who look like every other comic book woman ever.
Granted, sometimes she's drawn rather poorly since comic most books artists become pretty much suicidal if you ask them to draw out of their comfort zone, but still.
>>82322635
>hundreds of hourglass bombshell heroines in Marvel
gr8 b8, tumblrwh8le
>>82322434
>>82322669
>. Some(like me)find Carol more attractive as she is now
sorry you have shit taste, numale fag
>>82322669
Gay people don't get to decide if femals are attractive or not.
>>82322204
kill yourself
>>82322237
this
>>82322088
I wish they'd use this as an opportunity to introduce a new ms marvel who looks the way ms marvel used to look, but with a better personality instead of the bitchy military chick thing
she could actually be fun and sweet and flirty and sexy the way her design makes you think she'd be instead of kind of a cunt the way she always has been
>>82322635
>it's ok for women to look like men with tumors on their chests
>but all men must be chiseled gods
>>82322815
Nah, the tumblr outcry would make everyone's ears bleed. Especially if she, god forbid, outsold Charli-i mean Carol.
>>82322088
>>82322263
pancake ass? are you retarded? she's got a fantastic ass, just like before.
it's interesting you only care about what she looks like, and not her character. I've been a fan since Brian Reed's Ms Marvel run, and I love the new costume. She looks like an athletic military officer, and it's a great look.
>>82322743
>>82322763
>>82322781
>>82322839
I'm sorry you think all women should look exactly the same. That's genuinely sad.
>>82322905
>are you retarded?
>posts hips instead of ass
Sure, i'm the retarded one.
>it's interesting you only care about what she looks like, and not her character.
I care about the fact that a characters entire design was changed to appeal to vermin who don't give a shit about comics. Meanwhile nobody complains about Cap and Thor putting Arnold to shame. Oh wait, that's because we're men and we're able to look up to our betters instead of trying to put everybody down to feel better about ourselves.
>>82322957
Well it's a trade off. Instead of looking attractive, they all now look like men with practicool costumes.
>>82322635
Why did you post a picture of a man though
Well, short hair probably is more comfortable if you can fly.
>>82323002
MRAnon! It's been a while. Should've known it was you. Last time I saw you it was around the time Gigantic was announced. How you been?
>I care about the fact that a characters entire design was changed to appeal to vermin who don't give a shit about comics.
As opposed to keeping her design the same to appeal to the so called "core" audience who don't buy her books anyway? Riiight.
>>82322957
Ok, where the fuck is my out-of-shape A lister hero? Cause all men shouldn't look the same either, right? Get fucking over yourself, these are COMICS, i'm not here to read fucking slice of life, i'm here to read about larger then life characters and gods beating the shit out of each other. Which means all men have the body type of Conan and all women put supermodels to shame.
Besides, if you want to make a board, just make one, don't ruin an existing character.
>>82322815
>an opportunity to introduce a new ms marvel
confirmed for not reading comics. there is one, and she sells better than the old one. interesting that Kamala Khan and Carol (Captain Marvel version) are both more popular and selling better than swimsuit Carol.
> fun and sweet and flirty and sexy
what the fuck? you want an empty-headed bimbo ms. marvel? why?
>>82322839
pic related, a chiseled goddess
>>82322957
You're right, now they all look like men
>>82323087
>MRAnon
Have no idea what you're talking about. You do realize several people can have the same opinion, right?
>>82322426
>nobody(on /co/ at least) gave a single flying fuck about Carol until she was redesigned.
PROTIP: She's been redesigned several times before.
>>82323091
>goddess
That's a man anon
>>82323091
Anon, why are you posting men?
>carol
Literally who?
Do you actually give a shit about this character or are you mad that a generic fapbait cape has been redesigned to regular generic cape?
>>82323186
>Literally who?
Someone with solo book, Shazam.
>>82323135
>That's a man anon
Hardbody waifu 5ever
>>82323129
Yeah, and nobody on /co/ gave a shit until this particular instance. Ain't nobody gave a shit about the whole Binary phase for damn sure.
>>82323088
>Ok, where the fuck is my out-of-shape A lister hero?
Didn't Captain America just go through a phase where he was an out of shape old man?
>Besides, if you want to make a board, just make one, don't ruin an existing character.
You can't. Not if you want that character to sell. The Big Two especially have realized that they simply can't rely on the same fans who already don't buy the books for much longer. They are doing ANYTHING they can to appeal to new fans, and this is one such method.
>these are COMICS, i'm not here to read fucking slice of life, i'm here to read about larger then life characters and gods beating the shit out of each other. Which means all men have the body type of Conan and all women put supermodels to shame.
You're not here to read comics. You're here to acquire spank material. If you really cared about comic books, you wouldn't be bitching this much about character designs as though it were the end-all-be-all of these characters. Go fuck yourself.
>>82323135
>>82323162
IT WAS PRE-OP DAMMIT
>>82323284
Agreed.
>>82323071
I imagine long hair is a god damned nightmare if you tend to fly around in space without a helmet
>>82323060
>>82323101
>>82323135
>>82323162
>"If I say it enough times, maybe it will become fact! I just have to believe REEEEEEAAALY hard in my shitposting, and the magical bullshit fairy will grant my wish!"
You need to go outside more often, anon.
>>82323284
literally perfect marvel should show this picture to artist when they have to draw Carol
>>82323422
my broheim
>>82323487
Gross
>>82323088
>where the fuck is my out-of-shape A lister hero
Carol isn't an a-lister. your complaint is invalid
>>82323422
Anka deserves to be shot.
>>82323088
> i'm not here to read fucking slice of life, i'm here to read about larger then life characters and gods beating the shit out of each other.
same here. that's why I love the new Captain Marvel. She has her own space station with a small fighter group and spends her time blowing up aliens or fighting pocket universes that have gained sentience or traveling outside the omniverse with her amazing brown friends.
>superheroine actually looks strong for once
>people complain and get angry
I mean, suspension of disbelief only goes so far before you start asking why these skinny bitches can fight worth a damn.
>>82323333
>Didn't Captain America just go through a phase where he was an out of shape old man?
Yea, LOTS of old people read comics! You know what i meant, stop pretending you're dumber then you are.
>They are doing ANYTHING they can to appeal to new fans, and this is one such method.
While in the process fucking over all the old ones that helped them get this far in the first place. God, i hope every real fan stops bying this shit and they have to rely on the SJWs and normies... who of course, lose interest after 3 months tops.
>G-Guise?
>W-We changed everything back!
>You can come back now, r-right?
>You're not here to read comics. You're here to acquire spank material.
What a bullshit fucking strawman, go fuck yourself you tumblr piece of shit. I'm here to have fun, not have DIVERSITY showed in my fucking face. I can't even read a fucking comic anymore, Thanos is a Mongul-level retard who gets his ass kicked in literally every panel he appears, Star-Lord is a quipping manchild, Thor got his name and power stolen by a woman WHO CAN EVENLY FIGHT WITH ODIN, Carol is a flat dyke who's better then everyone at everything, Cap is a nigger, Wolverine is dead and replaced with a chick INSTEAD OF, YOU KNOW, HIS FUCKING SON, Pepper is now better then Tony, and i have retards like you yelling buzzwords at me whenever i complain about any of this.
>If you really cared about comic books, you wouldn't be bitching this much about character designs
>If you care about something you wont complain when they fuck it up
Brilliant logic, Autismus. BTW, i ''bitched'' just as hard when they fucked Lobo up.
>Go fuck yourself.
Go kill yourself.
>>82323537
>I deserve to be shot.
fixed that for you. besides, he wasn't the one who redesigned her.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CvSvvvA.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>82322720
medusa still wears skintight latex, go pretend you read comics about her.
fit Carol is cute! CUTE!
>>82323588
Tumblr pls. I don't give a flying fuck about her redesign.
>>82323571
>skinny
>>82323521
>Carol isn't an a-lister
What the fuck are you talking about, everywhere she goes she's number 1, they're hyping her, Jane and Pepper to be the new main 3.
>>82323587
While I don't like the decision to have her take over as Wolverine, more for what it means for her character than Wolverine's, but X-23 is his adopted daughter so it's not that out there.
>>82323587
>While in the process fucking over all the old ones that helped them get this far in the first place.
The same fans who ultimately caused the entire industry to stagnate into the complete joke it is now. The same fans who can only be arsed to buy a comic when it makes them angry. The same fans who are such annoying bastards that they are a global laughing stock. Yes, comic companies should be oh so grateful to those who have made a disgrace of their work.
>What a bullshit fucking strawman, go fuck yourself you tumblr piece of shit.
You couldn't even go more than one sentence without some blatant hypocrisy.
>I'm here to have fun, not have DIVERSITY showed in my fucking face.
Fun is subjective. I don't even have to tell you to cry more, since it's obvious that's exactly what you're going to do.
>>82323511
>Gross
More to your liking?
>>82323587
>Carol is a flat dyke who's better then everyone at everything
Carol isn't even the strongest member of the Ultimates, or even the strongest member of A-Force.
>Pepper is now better then Tony
Pepper has been on a bus since Superior IM.
>Cap is a nigger
Steve literally got re-powered last week
>Wolverine is dead and replaced with a chick
he got replaced by an alternate version of himself from a bad future. X-23 is dealing with X-23 stuff. Old Man Logan is dealing with Logan stuff.
you keep saying shit like this you keep proving you don't read comics, you just get angry at pages you see posted.
>>82323751
She's a fucking clone. Daken is his real son, and it'd mean infinitely more for his character to have and arc as Wolverine. Hell, i'd take even fucking Sabretooth, that shit would be hilarious. She's a fucking mary sure clone who's better then the dude she was cloned from. She might have great character development (that gets reseted all the time), but at the end of the day, she has no fucking business taking anything from Daken.
>>82323587
>Cap is a nigger
if you read comics you'd know that Steve has been regenerated and is going to be Cap again.
>Thor got his name and power stolen by a woman
if you read comics you'd know that Thor gave her his name voluntarily. We all know why he couldn't use Mjolnir anymore.
> Carol is a flat dyke who's better then everyone at everything,
she's not really flat, just athletic, and if you read comics you'd know that she's not better than everyone at everything by a long shot. she is gay though......at least I hope so......
>Wolverine is dead and replaced with a chick INSTEAD OF, YOU KNOW, HIS FUCKING SON
if you read comics you'd know that Logan has been replaced by Old Man Logan and X-23. plus he killed Daken a while back.
>Pepper is now better then Tony
if you read comics you'd know that doesn't make any goddamn sense. I think Pepper has been in one entire panel, total, in all of Marvel since Secret Wars. How can she be better if she's not in the story?
>i have retards like you yelling buzzwords at me whenever i complain about any of this.
no, anon, you are the retard. We're calling you out on your bullshit.
>>82323785
>Yes, comic companies should be oh so grateful to those who have made a disgrace of their work.
I cannot believe someone can be this retarded? Tell, me, what would happen to those great comic companies if no one bought their comics for the past several decades?
>You couldn't even go more than one sentence without some blatant hypocrisy.
Spot spouting things you think seem smart, moron.
>Fun is subjective.
Watching the characters i've been reading for years get shat on to appeal to a group that doesn't give a shit about comics in the first place is not fun by any definition of the word. How long have you been reading comics, again?
>ignores half post
>''cry more''
Seriously, kill yourself.
>>82323834
Why not though? He considers her his daughter.
I think It comes down to you just liking Daken more. Which is fine.
>>82323720
>>82323587
oh my god.
I just realized that this idiot can't tell MJ from Pepper.
>>82323834
>Daken
Uh, you know Daken's basically a villain, right?
Guys, I don't think he's joking. I think he may genuinely be this much of a fucking idiot casual.
My fetish is fucking a girl in Carol's original suit.
>>82323927
>what would happen to those great comic companies if no one bought their comics for the past several decades?
they would give up on their 'old' fans that have largely deserted them and try appealing to new audiences while padding their sales with a steady supply of controversial clickbait comics.
oh wait. that's what happened. and here we are.
>>82322088
>making a Carol thread
The only people that will defend her modern run are such shitty people for liking an equally shitty character. The only people that care about how she used to be is because they miss one of the most gorgeous female hero design, not the character. There's nothing to say about the character and there's no future for her other than a footnote on Kamala's story and hopefully a death in CW2.
>>82323422
I want to lick her abs.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/64dXDKq.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>82323986
but it's hideous.
>>82324014
She will die in CW2 and Kamala will become the next Captain Marvel.
Then everyone will praise Marvel for being so diverse.
>>82324054
This one is good. But I'd be down for the black suit the most.
>>82323953
>>82323973
I think you're right
>>82324076
Everyone will praise Marvel for beingA CUTE. C U T E.
Should just make this a Kamala thread
>>82322415
She looks great
>>82322556
she was already trying to rape Kamala.
>>82324103
no seriously, what colorblind moron combines a red scarf with a predominantly red outfit? A scarf needs to contrast your outfit, not be a continuation of it.
>>82323889
>if you read comics
Fuck off.
>you'd know that Steve has been regenerated
Yea, like a month ago, after 2 fucking years.
>Thor gave her his name voluntarily
That's bullshit. Why are you talking like these are real characters that make their choices? Are you autistic? Thor isn't a title, it's not a mantle, it's literally his fucking birth name. It's like Tony just calling himself Stark now while some random asshole gets to call himself Tony. And why, again, can she fight Odin? And why can't Odin control Mjolnir? The hammer that is literally powered by his will?
>he's not really flat, just athletic
Wonder Woman is very muscular yet still very attractive.
>she is gay though......at least I hope so......
Of course you do, tumblr.
> he killed Daken a while back
If you read comics, you'd know Daken is alive and was one of the candidates for the new Wolverine.
>How can she be better if she's not in the story?
Love how you just ignore the whole run pre Secret Wars where she just completely shits on him.
>no, anon, you are the retard
Literal kindergartentier comeback.
>>82324014
>>82324076
>She will die in CW2
lol wat
with a movie coming up? your stupidity amazes me.
>>82323927
>I cannot believe someone can be this retarded? Tell, me, what would happen to those great comic companies if no one bought their comics for the past several decades?
They'd have died off, like any business without customers. And they would've been better off dead than the sorry excuse of an industry they are now, having to barely scrape by by any means possible, all because back in the day, they started catering exclusively to whiny neckbeards who don't like anything.
>Spot spouting things you think seem smart, moron.
You said, and I quote "What a bullshit fucking strawman, go fuck yourself you tumblr piece of shit.". Um, objection.
>Watching the characters i've been reading for years get shat on to appeal to a group that doesn't give a shit about comics in the first place is not fun by any definition of the word.
Oh please, you whiny bitch. Everyone has to put up with that at some point. Try being a Wonder Woman and Metroid fan sometime, and then you can talk to me about watching something you love get shat on.
>How long have you been reading comics, again?
About, four years, I think. Not that it really matters how long someone has been a fan, just so long as they are indeed a fan.
>Seriously, kill yourself.
I ignored most of your post because it consisted of barely coherent whining.
>>82324103
that's no Carol, that's the Dark Reign Ms Marvel.
>>82324076
Then the PC pndulum swing back and we get the good stuff. Of course it will happen faster if people stop buying stuff they dislike.
>>82323973
>Uh, you know Daken's basically a villain, right?
Oh shit, you're right! I totally didn't insinuate that this might be his chance at redemption and a great character arc opportunity.
Fucktard.
>>82324227
I know, I thought we were just talking about suits.
>>82322983
I love her like this, she's beautiful. As in Wonder Woman-tier.
>>82323953
Nope, Pepper is the one prancing in Tony's armor. You're the idiot here.
>>82324220
Ha ha, epic man just...epic.
>>82322352
Carol doesn't have a flat ass. It's tight and perky.
>>82324209
>And why, again, can she fight Odin? And why can't Odin control Mjolnir? The hammer that is literally powered by his will?
because Mjolnir is becoming self aware, because Odin has been brainwashed by his brother, because while Odin made Mjolnir, humans made Odin, and the humans of Marvel have more reverence for Mjolnir than for Odin and since all things Asgardian are living stories, that means Mjolnir is capable of surpassing Odin if enough people believe in it.
>>82324177
lol nice.....not up to illuminatedbro standards, but a good effort.
>>82324209
10/10 troll, got me to argue with you for a while
>>82324177
pic related -- unaltered panel.
>>82324266
ok, here is my pic, kind of like yours.
>>82324420
I like this suit a lot. The metal parts are kind of weird though.
>>82324225
>Try being a Wonder Woman and Metroid fan sometime
Oh boo-hoo, cry me a river. Try being a Thor or a Silver Surfer fan sometimes, even before this Jane bullshit Thor constantly got worfed and jobbed to characters he should realistically butcher (most notably the fucking Hulk), and his movies are a piece of shit. And i'm not even gonna talk about how they treat Surfer.
>>82324419
>lol nice.....not up to illuminatedbro standards, but a good effort.
Illuminatedbro is actually funny, unlike me.
>>82324258
>Daken
>redemption
>>82324209
>Wonder Woman is very muscular
Yeah, once in a blue fucking moon. I WISH Diana was drawn with muscles more often.
Y'know what, keep talking. Your delusions are oddly entertaining. Casuals talking shit is so adorable.
>>82324420
nice
>>82324394
>all this bullshit
Jesus Christ, Marvel has gone to complete shit. Odin is older then humans. Gods came to be from the God-force, and demiurge purged them periodically. Odin is COMPLETELY independed from humans, most of them don't even know he exists anymore, and Mjolnir is but a fraction of his power that he can control on his whim. This is awful, awful writing to justify their stronk independant woman bullshit. And even if he can't contol it anymore, how the fuck can she stand up to him?
>>82324338
Pepper hasn't been seen in her Rescue suit since Superior ended last year
>>82322415
The real problem are the hair. And the costume. The costume is bad.
>>82324453
>>82324527
>>82324419
>post facts
>''troll''
I mean, what was i expecting?
>>82324500
>Casuals
I've been reading comics for 9 years, bitch-boy. I'm not some super oldfag, but i didn't start yesterday. Please tell us how long you've been here, autistic reaction image-kun?
>>82324561
humans made asgardians with the godforce themselves. read. a. comic.
>>82322088
I say this as a man who loves him some tig ol bitties, the old costume was just way too boring. All black with a splash of yellow across the chest. I absolutely love the use of blue, red, and yellow in the current Carol outfit. The only issue I have is the lack of long hair or scarf or something to show motion while flying and doing action. Let her grow the hair back out or give her back the waist-sash (Or put it around her neck like what previous Ms. Marvels have done) and it'll be good.
>>82324632
Well shit, i was thinking about that panel. Guess you're right, i apologize.
>read. a. comic.
Considering i mentioned the God force and demiurge purging them, it's clear i did.
So, you're saying, that more people believe in Jane now then have believed in Thor during all his decades of heroism and saving the Earth?
>>82324669
if she doesn't have the waist sash it's because the artist
>>82324669
She still has the sash.
>>82324619
I already told you, dipshit. About four years now. Has this suddenly become a dick measuring contest? Cause I want no part of that nonsense.
I was just pointing out that something you said is absolute bullshit. Diana's depicted about as muscular as a badger is calm.
>>82324705
no, I'm saying more people believe in Mjolnir itself, and it's just using Jane to achieve it's own goals.
they believe in it because they've seen Thor using it to save the Earth so many times, and revere it as one of the mightiest weapons ever. Even Doctor Doom is envious of its power.
>>82323889
>Carol and Jess will never get married and finally have a happy home life
It hurts.
>>82322415
Cable has the same size chest.
>>82324774
and they believe anyone using it will become just as powerful as Thor since its common knowledge the things says so on the side. If you can lift this hammer, you get all Thor's powers. even the ones he had before getting Mjolnir.
>>82324748
Most of the time she's drawn as a tall, broad-shouldered woman with defined shoulder and arm muscles. Sometimes she falls into the generic babe category, but most of the time she stands out, if nothing else, because of her height.
>>82322635
>hundreds of hourglass bombshell heroines in Marvel
Fucking bitch I wish we were still in the 90's
>>82324780
Carol likes being in space too much and Jessica spends to much time in other universes these days.
i like the new carol design, the problem is anka (a gay man) drawing her poorly.
look at her in ultimates, god damn
>>82324728
>>82324722
Ah, then it's great.
As for people complaining about boob size, hell man this is comics. how big her boobs are is going to change from artist to artist. Most artists draw Jubilee flatter than a pancake but then others draw her with boobs the size of her own head. These are the kinda inconsistencies you're going to have to live with.
>>82324887
>Jessica spends to much time in other universes these days.
then how the fuck is she taking care of a baby?
>>82324889
>anka (a gay man)
Anka is gay?
>>82324920
she has a guy in a hedgehog suit that babysits
>>82324780
Marvel has no fucking balls. They should've gone with the lesbian science baby instead of the explanation they ultimately went with. At least Carol being the "father" would've been funny, but now Jessica looks like a fucking moron.
>>82324837
>clearly never read a Wondy comic
>talks as if an expert on her
Typical.
>>82324946
He's bi. He has a girlfriend right now.
>>82322204
You do realise that Carol's sales are worse than they've ever been?
>>82324963
>hedgehog suit
>>82324780
>>82324887
there's still hope, anons. Jess's kid will get older, and once it starts walking and talking, she's going to have a lot more difficulty leaving it. (he? I forget). Jess will need a stable partner to help raise it....and I'm sure Carol's got room in her quarters.
I'm picturing Jess's kid growing up on a space station like it's normal. Could be fun.
>>82322088
>using a male hero's name
The last Captain Marvel was Phylla-vell, a woman. In fact, Carol is the third woman to use the Captain Marvel name.
>>82325027
>Jess's kid will get older
>kid
>get older
>in comic books
>>82324998
They even deliberately poked fun at the idea.
"Carol, you didn't force me to come here. You didn't send those Skrulls after me. You certainly didn't impregnate me, even if that is the prevailing theory on the internet."
>>82324619
>I've been reading comics for 9 years, bitch-boy
So then you're a casual? Sorry but anyone that didn't start reading comics until after Civil War came out is no better than someone that didn't start reading comics until last year.
>>82322088
I'm more rustled by the blue and red colors. They're transparently making her Marvel's Supergirl.
Red and blue like in EMH looks much better.
>>82323611
>shithuman
Doesn't count.
>>82325123
>They're transparently making her Marvel's Supergirl.
she's bloodthirsty Captain America IIIIIN SPAAAAACE
>>82322743
>black smoke
When has Carol's power signature EVER been black?
>>82324569
Even then, she only wore the Rescue armor for one issue and hadn't worn it since Fraction's run ended 3 years prior by that point.
>>82324917
Drawing Jubilee without her DFC should be a crime. I'm glad everyone ignores the time it was prevalent.
We don't need her back as Ms. Marvel. She's been replaced by someone far better.
>>82323587
>INSTEAD OF, YOU KNOW, HIS FUCKING SON
Isn't Daken dead?
>>82322555
That's exactly what it is. I have bigger tits than that and I'm a man.
>>82324998
So, what your saying is that most of the time they draw her as an average height, narrow-shouldered twink?
>>82325295
then you are morbidly obese and will probably die of a heart attack by the time this thread 404'sw
>>82325268
Even if he wasn't, he's still an evil sadistic sack of shit.
>B-but redemption!
No. This exactly the kind of idiocy that the people who want Poison Ivy to be redeemed are spewing. These people are faaaaar beyond the point of redemption. Absolutely shut the fuck up.
>>82322088
How old are we talking? Are we talking Reed "barely restrained violent psychotic" Carol, or Claremont's "I have become Binary, destroyer of Brood" Carol?
>>82325333
All I know about him is what I saw in Uncanny X-Force, beyond that I got nothing.
>>82325107
So then you're a casual? Sorry but anyone that didn't start reading comics untill after House of M came out is no better than someone that didn't start reading comics untill last year.
>>82325310
To my eternal chagrin, yes.
>>82325268
Uncanny Avengers brought him back as a Horsemen of Apocalypse.
>>82325345
>tfw Carol will never be as happy as she was during the Skrull invasion ever again
>>82325380
Jokes on you, I've been reading sinceClaremont/Lee's X-men #1.
>>82325392
which Horsemen? There's like four sets of them right now
>>82325392
Didn't he die in Wolverines though? I know he lost his healing factor and his arm, but stopped reading after that point. Heard he died.
>>82325257
>Bruno is still fucking the chubby girl
HAHAHAHAHA, fuck you Kamala
>>82322635
>Change a thing
>Expect nerds not to get mad
There would be bitching regardless of what they did to her. Hell, if a new artist came along and started drawing her with even bigger tits you'd hear pissing and moaning about that too.
>>82325514
Bruno is straight up a supervillain in the making and Kamala had best steer clear of him.
>>82325333
>Laura killed countless innocent people
>''B-But she was brainwashed''
>Daken cut from his mother's womb and raised by a psychopath
>''Fuck him, he's evil''
Fuck you and you hypocrisy.
>>82323135
>"A boy once told me I looked like a man. I replied that if he lifted heavier he could too."
Don't think anyone will accuse Gemma Atkinson of looking like a man and she's a weightlifter/fitness fanatic these days.
>>82325522
did anyone complain when Machine Man's Nextwave characterization stuck despite editorial insisting it was noncanon?
>>82325599
I don't think anyone knew who Machine Man was before Nextwave
>>82325584
Laura was indeed brainwashed. Daken cuts people up for giggles. What's your point?
>>82322088
Depends on the artist, some still draw her as a bombshell in the new suit
>>82323171
Carol defense force is very passionate today.
>>82322983
love it
>>82325599
I know I sure didn't
>explain to me why I shouldn't snap you in half
I get so hard when she talks like that
>>82325635
only Earth-X fans
>>82325674
>What's your point?
That he didn't have a scientist working on a human weapon project who miraculously happened to have morality to make his childhood bearable? Seriously, who the fuck hires these people? That doctor would have been fired day one had i been in charge.
Daken as Wolverine would have been amazing.
>>82324354
Why does everybody forget that the Kree have a color coded ranking system?
![2910045_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OroeDZv.jpg "2910045_3[1].jpg")
>>82325751
we had Daken as Wolverine. it was a Dark Avengers run and tie-in
>>82325766
she's hallucinating Mar-Vell's memories in that scene
She's drawn less attractive much more often since the costume change, and Marvel keeps insisting she's cool and interesting but she's just not. I really wish she'd just go away, into her own continuity away from the characters I like, that way the tumblrinas can have their stronk woman and I don't have to see her.
>>82323088
>, if you want to make a board, just make one,
So that you can complain some more about how it's pandering? Wew comic fan boys can be dumb.
>>82325823
It feels like whenever the Kree show up these days it's always green uniforms though.
This is really a case of "muh horseshoe" because no one gave a shit about Carol before and now both sides are jumping onto the Carol bandwagon just because they like what she used to represent and what she currently represents instead of her actual character, which is just as boring as she was before.
>b-but what about her alcoholism subplot
the amount of people who cared about her then probably match the amount of people who care about dyke carol now
>>82325794
No, we had him as Dark Wolverine. That was as much Wolverine as Bullseye was Hawkeye.
>>82325848
This.
>>82325867
Seriously. Any time they actually do make a new character, people bitch and moan. Remember when Gotham Academy was announced, and so many people complained about how it was "pandering"? People got so mad that the book dared to so much as exist. So really, you can't win.
>>82325867
Good point. We should stop the pandering to SJWs altogether, they don't actually buy comics anyway.
>>82325848
>I don't have to see her
why? cause she triggers you?
>>82325941
>they don't actually buy comics
then why are you afraid of them? They will naturally stop pandering to them if they don't buy comics
The best Carol is Bendis Carol
>>82325942
Is it possible to be triggered by transexuals like Carol Danvers, or is being triggered reserved for the whiny SJWs who can't stand women that are actually attractive? You know, like yourself?
>>82325848
I have a strong hunch she barely interacts with the characters you like.
I doubt you read A-Force, since that has Medusa and you likely hate Inhumans.
I doubt you read Ultimates, since that has a brown lesbian and two black men
I strongly doubt you read her solo for self evident reasons.
I doubt you read Spider-Woman since it's just plain crap.
She wasn't in Standoff, if I remember right
Which basically leaves her occasional appearance in Kamala's book, and Civil War II which isn't out yet and we all know isn't going to be worth reading anyway
>>82326011
I like carol's previous costume.
You're still the one getting triggered though.
>>82325971
No they won't, it's a matter of the one who talks the loudest gets heard first, and unfortunately those assholes are much more verbal.
And any company trying to sell a product has to listen to the voices that draw the most attention to sell that product, so don't try to fool yourself, you can call comics an artform all you want but in the end, all they are is a product, and marvel's only goal is to sell it.
>>82326050
>all they are is a product, and marvel's only goal is to sell it
>they don't actually buy comics anyway
>>82324570
I like the costume actually. But yeah the hair is shit. I don't mind short hair, but you never go full dike cut.
>>82326011
Answer the question.
>>82326029
>that picture
Pure degeneracy.
>>82325990
>bendis
>wanting male crotch Carol
Nah familia
>>82325971
You know that's not true. Marketing follows where it believes the money is, not where it actually is. Comics companies can continue to ignore their established fanbase but eventually they remember that it's not the tumblrinas supporting them.
That, or they'll once again remember that every time they try to pander to a new crybaby demographic (like tumblr) the quality of everything they produce declines sharply.
I prefer angry, bloodthirsty lesbian Carol. I probably won't get to see her very often though.
>>82326068
Doesn't change the fact that they make more noise than the ones that actually do, and that companies go out of their way to do anything to avoid bad publicity.
>>82326029
I actually have all of the Ultimates, I'm not reading it for her. Never had much opinion on the Inhumans. Read the storytimes of Standoff.
You really don't know what you're talking about, do you?
>>82326116
>>82326140
So what you are saying is that compared to not pandering to SJWs, they will make more money by continuing to pander to SJWs?
The entire point about them not buying comics is completely moot then because Marvel realizes there is more revenue to be had by pandering to them, at least under your guys logic.
>>82326136
she's spent nearly every issue of her solo either wishing she was killing aliens or hallucinating that she's killing aliens
>>82326078
No, I'm not triggered, just disappointed.
do you think she fucked warmachine with her old costume to spice up their sexlife.
>>82326116
>the comic fans know more about the revenue and cash flows of a now multi-billion dollar corporation
>Songbird's future daughter rescuing the swimsuit costume
Truly the most based female character in Marvel.
>>82326209
Wanting to avoid seeing something because seeing it elicits a negative reaction is the definition of being triggered.
>>82326273
that reminds me, what the hell is Moonstone up to these days?
>>82326186
What lapse in logic are you making to come to that conclusion? I'm saying they'll chase a flash in the pan you dummy, use your head!
>>82326238
You say that as if it doesn't actually apply to you.
>>82326183
alright, so you're not a complete dudley, you just come across as one
>>82322088
Isn't that Moonstone, desu nigga?
>>82326423
What's a dudley?
>>82326116
It's not about pandering to tumblr.
The company follows where the money is. And "where the money is" is #1s, variant covers, events and gimmicks - because of the direct market, it's not the readers that are the customers, but the shops, after all. And as long as the shops buy those, they'll keep churning those out.
And to make it easier, they're getting rid of all those pesky "professionals" that believe all this "creating a story that stands up on its own", "respecting the source material" crap. They're not tumblr-friendly to appeal to tumblrinas, but to appeal to tumblrina-level writers and artists, because they're spineless and will do anything they're told as long as they get to spout their bullshit in-between reboots.
>>82326273
Melissa's just cool in general.Don't let Bendis find out she's Jewish.
>>82326304
She's in a new Thunderbolts ongoing. You know, the one you somehow failed to hear about despite the sudden unexpected push Marvel is giving the Thunderbolts?
Seriously, where have you been?
>>82326423
On the other hand you seem to be exactly the pretentious cunt that your posts indicate you are.
apparently trying to reach a new demographic by making character more then just material for cheescake art is destroying marvels.
Thats what I gathered from this
>>82326467
That artist drew them both the same.
>>82323611
>go pretend you read comics about her.
I'm not interested in NTR.
>>82326568
The thing is, she's not becoming anything "more" than what she already was. Right now she's just another obnoxious, uninteresting character that Marvel insists is cool, with the support of the SJWs like Kate Leth. Before she was an obnoxious, uninteresting character as well, but at least back then she had tits and ass and didn't look like a man so that she wasn't a ~complete~ waste of space.
She was lame then, she's lame now, but at least then she had the booty.
>>82326550
This is true, I am
>>82326407
It doesn't apply to me because I believe that the corporation knows what is best for them...? They don't take my advice.
>>82326407
>flash in the pan
so you do agree that the market will naturally revert back to what it was once they realize no profit is to be had with SJWs?
You HAVE to pick one. Either SJWs don't bring them more revenue or they do. If the former is true, they will stop pandering to them. If the latter is true, they will continue.
Both can't be true at the same time.
>>82326659
it's not NTR when they broke up and Black Bolt is having the time of his life running a swanky bar while Medusa is stuck ruling what's left of the Inhumans like a sucker
>>82326669
>don't care about the character
>making a big fuss about how she isn't drawn "attractive" anymore
>being this legitimately upset about the physical looks of a character you don't care about
Anon, I think it's time you start doing some serious thinking about your life.
>>82326669
why do you even read books that aren't drawn by Cho if that's how you feel about comics?
>>82326838
Cause I care more about the principle of them changing her outfit. It doesn't matter if I don't care about the character, the fact that you think so already means you have no idea what im talking about.
If you let the SJWs win (and refering to Marvel, they probably already have) then when will you actually step in to defend your hobby?
>>82326862
>those shoes
>pink eye shadow
for fuck's sakes Carol, get it together
>>82326862
looks more like scarlet witch than spider-woman but I really like the cut on jessica's dress
>>82324774
>no, I'm saying more people believe in Mjolnir itself
No one can even pronounce Mjolnir.
>>82326886
>when will you actually step in to defend your hobby?
>Have liked Carol since Reed's run
>like the new outfit
>am enjoying the current push for a character I like
what exactly am I supposed to be defending my hobby from?
>>82326995
myolnr
>>82326886
>It doesn't matter if I don't care about the character
This conversation make me feel drunk.
Of course it matters if you care about the character. Why are you complaining otherwise?
>If you let the SJWs win
What the fuck? This ain't a goddamned fight, ya ijit.
>when will you actually step in to defend your hobby?
When I feel there's a problem. Like when Meredith Finch flat out states she doesn't care about the character who's ongoing she's been assigned to write. Or when Vendetti is STILL on the Green Lantern books despite the obvious lack of quality. Or the fact that the Earth-2 line hasn't been mercy killed because it's just getting sad at this point. Pick your battles, nigga!
God, I hate nerds.
>>82326838
This >>82326886 is not me.
What's wrong with what I said? There's nothing wrong with caring just about the way someone looks. If all a character has going for them is a nice set of tits and ass then what's wrong with disliking them when the T&A are taken away?
>>82326855
Some of them manage to be good even without cheesecake. Captain Marvel is not one of them.
>>82327161
>There's nothing wrong with caring just about the way someone looks
if that's the only thing your care about your opinion matters as much as a manta ray's opinion on Malaysian Airlines and you're embarrassing yourself if you expect people to take your arguments seriously.
>>82327293
It's not the only thing I care about. I like well written stories and I like good characters even when they're women who aren't attractive.
The problem is that Carol Danvers isn't a good character. She used to be attractive but now she isn't. If she's neither a good character or an attractive character why should I care about her? If she's not a good character and used to be attractive then why wouldn't I be disappointed that they took away the attractiveness and left her not good and not attractive?
>>82327061
>God, I hate nerds.
>Where do you think we are.mov
>>82322635
>even Rocafort being forced to tone down her proportions
nigga left DC for this
>>82327404
because if all you care about are images depicting her a certain way then new images that depict her a different way have zero bearing on your ability to enjoy mages depicting her the old way.
meanwhile there are people who do consider her a good character but you won't stop yelping about 'but where's the bazongas?' like a pubescent boy that can't stop masturbating through the hole in his pocket.
