shit you weren't prepared for
Adulthood.
>>82303061
ouch
That IS gross. Where's it from?
>>82303027
Source?
is that John Wilkes Boothe on the left?
>>82303141
I was thinking Tesla or Poe or some other meme historical figure.
>>82303061
>>82303027
>>82303119
>>82303136Bill and Ted Go to Hell
>>82303141
>>82303183
JWB is probably right I'd guess.
>>82303061
shit i was prepared for adulthood at 15
i wasnt prepared for 15 years later losing it all and having nothing to show for it
I know it's a classic now, but man reading it for the first time.
This is some pissed off fucking Superman. Not only pissed off, but coldly so.
And that's scary.
>>82303109
That shit had us flipping out for a year.
>>82304336
I just got onto the Endtown train.
By god, it's not what I expected. And it's glorious
bumping for potential.
>>82305872
Shit, better help.
Spoilers for Y the Last Man.
>>82305983
That was such horseshit
Honestly this.
I was not fucking ready for this type of feels.
The whole segment was "Lol look at kooky Iroh".
Then this part.
What happens after he comes out the second time.
Was not fucking ready.
Pretty much all of Miracleman is a series of "Oh fuck".
>>82304240
Clark cutting loose is terrifying in the best way.
Going into Superman VS The Elite without knowing how the story ends beforehand is such a treat.
>>82307476
Hafta admit.
That's one of the better DC animated movies.
Supes is both a boyscout and a fucking 10,000 megaton bomb of righteous wrath.
Not often happens.
>>82306044
That's BKV for you.
>>82307707Then he had to rape him as that superheroine
To be honest though, I wasn't ready for the ending whenhe became the idea that sparked superman.
>>82307792
I thought the end was kinda stupid.
Him being like a god like being, OK, I can deal.
But him being theSpark of Superman? Nah. Everyone dreams of power and how they can be better. If he's the spark of Superman, he's the spark of everyone. Which would have been scarier ending
>>82307545
It's a combination of the artstyle and the voice acting.
>>82307545
>Supes is both a boyscout and a fucking 10,000 megaton bomb of righteous wrath.
Reminds me of the "Powder-keg of Justice" story from /tg/.
>>82307834
>It's a combination of the artstyle and the voice acting.
Agreed.
Supes is a brick shithouse and his VA delivers his lines well.
>HOW DOES IT FEEL, BLACK
Perfect
>>82303109
>>82304336
>>82304395
This is wrong, it should be the whole comic
>>82307929
I was tempted to keep posting Endtown pages, but I thought it'd get overdone.
But you're right. Endtown is a nonstop rollercoaster of shit that goes too far.
>>82303027
Muriel?
>>82305983
When that happened I was like "Is that a bindhi-Aww fuuuuuuck!!!"
>>82308495
I had to walk around for a bit.
I was genuinely sad.She deserved so much to be happy
>>82304240
>This is some pissed off fucking Superman. Not only pissed off, but coldly so.
And he'll be like that in all of his future movies
>>82308215
WHAT'S HEH?
>>82307929
WHY.jpg
>>82308594
I remember doing about the same, tearing up just a little bit and cussing and rambling to myself about it for a few minutes.
>>82303027
Is this Saga? I'm assuming this is Saga.
>>82311126
>Great men are not always wise
>>82311215
No it's not Saga. It's >>82303280
>>82307476
>Orbit. He went into orbit at Mach 7.
>>82305983
This comic made me hate israel
>>82311424
Let's not forget the bitch slaps Superman was giving.
>>82303061
Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha!
>>82305983
This entire comic was terrible.
>>82308035
>>82307929
>>82304395
>>82304336
>>82303109
holy fuck what the hell is this
I'm sure if I followed the man's social media and whatnot I would have seen it coming
>>82307929
I wonder why webm storytimes never took off. Would be perfect for four panel things like this
Watchmen.
Fuck, no other comic has made me feel the way it does.
>>82313223
>Who is that with Rorsh-
>oh
>>82313109
Endtown.
It's a silly comic about furry critters.
That exist in a post-apocalyptic world that has a virus that turns non-infected into horrible monstrosities.
Read it up.
It starts out slow, but gets FUCKING REAL, by the end
>>82313304
>>82308035
has endtown reached another arc yet or is it still just a continuation of the lizard town
>>82313850
Oh yeah.
Now it's on "Destroy everything Holly ever held dear". Fucking hell.
We're seeing how she lost her baby.
>>82313279
I know. That picture killed me first time I saw it.
>>82313304
When do the adventures of skinny nerd and rhino girl end? It's getting boring.
>>82313777
This really makes question if I should get back into transformers comics.
>>82314009
I dropped out of IDW years ago, after the tragedy that was AHM
>>82313109
Endtown
Imagine everything you once knew and loved killed in the flash of an eye.
Now after, there's a virus engulfing the planet, you have 1 of 3 options that could happen to you...
1. You get transformed to a cute disney-esque animal
2. Your still human but have the virus still in you and could transform anytime
3. Or transform into the worst nightmare you can think of something derived by H.P. Lovecraft
Now after choosing fate, you have elite Neo Nazi's out to kill you to purify the world again
There's also some kind of otherworldly god/demon on the loose trying to reach our world physically by using bodies as somewhat of a way to possess.
Welcome to endtown and enjoy your stay,
Because your here forever
Masters dying in Stoner, Sandman's last two volumes, Spider Jerusalem's first confrontation with the smiled, and the Exterminators not having enough detailed roach sex.
>>82313975
>reading a millar comic
>not prepared for edgy
Did he successfully made everyone forget who he is with all of his forced feel-good books recently?
>>82314030
It got better right before the "soft reboot" style relaunch that created MTMTE and RiD. But I stopped reading after that Dark Cybertron event. Apparently Megatron is an Autobot now or something.
>>82313961
I honestly just skipped it and came back later. Did some world building but not really important and ki d if boring for me.
>>82311523
That happens to everyoneone way or another
>>82303027
How bad BvS was gonna be
>>82313223
Wow. It has been a long time since looking at a picture like that has genuinely caused me to feel sad.
>>82314249
I'm literally in tears right now, what the fuck.
>>82307707
I wish I still had that series on my HD so I could post that page where he lights Samsara's face on fire and simply stands heroically while eating a Snickers.
>>82313898
>We're seeing how she lost her baby.
And everything else, stuff she even seemed to have repressed the memory of losing because it was too painful.Which is why a lot of people are anticipating a repeat of Jim.
>>82307707
Can someone fill me in, please? WTF is going on?
>>82313279
Who is she? i genuinely have no idea who the fuck blair is.
>>82313223
>>82313279
>>82313943
I don't get it. Is she the kid that was killed and eaten by dogs?
>>82314346
Yes.
>>82313975
Context?
>>82314323
Modeus made a bunch of sex robits of him, duh
>>82313223
>>82313279
>>82313943
>>82314249
This'll cheer you guys up.
>>82307834
I didn't care much for the Stan Smith looking Superman
>>82314407
Bunch of angry teen superheroes are making a play for power by killing off not-Superman and not-Wonderwoman. Not-Wonder Woman appears to be kicking everyone's asses, when it's revealed that her brother in law is using his mind powers to trap her in an illusion while everyone else is wailing on her.
It is written by Millar.
>>82314440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w
>>82314323
Irredeemable #17
>>82314625
>It is written by Millar
It certainly sounds like it
>>82314407
It's actually a spoiler. I really should have used a spoiler box.
>>82314967
Probably should have although I feel like this is a thread you should avoid if your trying to avoid spoilers.
Although I suppose there are still a few people who dont use the catalogue so probably best to use spoilers even in threads where you really only have yourself to blame if you get spoilered.
Even the previous parts about the oppresive government were fairly light, but this bit was terrifying.
>>82315227
>>82315231
>>82307707
why's he need so many sex robots? and they're all the same..
i guess one for his butt, one for his mouth, two to jerk off and the other ones just watch . lol
>>82315313
how much fake semen does he go through do you think?
>>82315227
>>82315231
>>82315237
I'm not quite sure I follow this.
>>82315783
As far as I gathered, his student published something he shouldn't, he made sure it wouldn't get out, he even asked advice about it, all seems good, and then all of a sudden, with quite a casual little sentence he says he got convicted anyway.
What bothers me, is that he just says his heart isn't in it. I'm surprised it didn't affect him a bit stronger, considering how he reacted at first, and how he went through all those steps.
>>82315783
>>82316189
Sorry for lack of context, the animation guy's journalist friend visited him in Burma and wrote an article for a French magazine (which was critical of the Burmese government). One of his students works in the government, and the connection would have been made between the student and the article, due to the animator's name being in it.
Later on in the book he says that all four students show up to a party but doesn't explain why, so I don't know what really happened.
>>82314440
>submersion of this maybe happening before comedian's death is ruined by Rorschach not wearing his mask
it's alright
>>82305983
One of the best comics ending ever
>>82314323
Irredeeemable, or "What if one day Superman said 'Fuck this and fuck you, now I run shit.'"
>>82319151
It's not even that.
It's more like "What if one day Superman had a psychotic break and began to see the rest of the universe as inanimate objects"
>>82318380
God that issue was so fucking stupid
>>82303061
Lmao
>>82318380
can i get some context?
Like, is that robot-superman (What with the black blood) or real superman?
>>82320891
Imperfect clone.
>>82319151
and fucked babies in half
https://youtu.be/9bi7mJtao5U
Was not prepared for this in the slightest. The show was dark before, but this is next-level fucked up shit that makes you think a lot afterwards.
The Boys chapter about the super heroes with disabilities. Did not expect Garth Ennis to be able to write like that.
>>82318380
The moment the series when to shit
Well, technically the following issue, but devastated nonetheless
>>82314009
>>82314030
you should. It's doing wonderful things. Things like world building, autobot megatron, and president starscream
>>82321861
>autobot megatron
wut
>>82322143
It's pretty great.
>>82322230
I need to know the issues to read for this, it's way too interesting
>>82325642
What degeneracy is this?
>>82325772
It's a 330 page bisexual slut comic memoir.
>>82326043
Why the fuck would you read that?
>>82328202
I don't even know what this is but I'm terrified.
>>82314009
I recommend it.
There are feels.
>>82314323
Imagine if Superman went batshit crazy. I mean like 'Injustice' + 1.
Now imagine Pre-Crisis Lex Luthor was secretly gay for him.
>>82329033
>Now imagine Pre-Crisis Lex Luthor was secretly gay for him.
Yeah "imagine"
>>82320891
He's the real one in the context of the comic.
But they're not the originals.
>>82316686
Um... he IS wearing his mask. It's his face that's missing.
>>82321629
...Why do the gems look like humans? What's up with that? Even gem shards form human-like body parts.
>>82324486
This is an old list, but it should help get you started. The two currently ongoing series take place after the war. I recommend Last Stand of the Wreckers, because it is great.
>>82329249
>Why do the gems look like humans?
They're sentient stones capable of making hard-light constructs in order to move around and fight and stuff.
>>82314695
>Time's up, Time's here
Gets me every time. There's so many perfect points of parody, the 3 Manhattan's in the bed, "if he could only get that kiss", shining the smiley face button, ozzy catching the Comedian, the two dogs, but the twist on the Doomsday Clock just sells it.
>>82328873
The end of "jaka's story" by dave sim
>>82314488
Good morning DCU!
Gotta feelin' that today I'll save a planet or two!
The sun in the sky gives me power to face
Any villain, threat, or monster facing the human race!
Again, I say to you... Good Morning DCU!
>>82324486
>>82329290
If you just want autobot Megatron, start reading More Than Meets the Eye #28. "Season 2" was written after a crossover event and meant to be a jumping on point for new readers. I highly recommend reading the entire series though.
>>82328524
Because I like reading autobiographical writing.
>>82307834
where is this from?
>>82330166
>Rorschach's a friend to the animals
>Ozzy and Bubastis meeting an Egyptian mummy
>>82331585
Superman vs the Elite.
I like it
>>82303109
Oh Christ.
I don't know what I expected when I got into that comic, but this wasn't it.
>>82331238
I love it
>>82303109
Jimgod will return and save us all.
>>82333415
Hollygod cometh
>>82307902
>>82307834
>>82307476
>THE WORLD NEEDS A LEADER
>WHO CAN PUT THE ANIMALS DOWN
>THAT LAUGH WHEN HE SUFFOCATES HAT
FUCKING GOOSEBUMPS HOLY SHIT DUDES
WATCHED IT CUZ OF Y'ALL, GODDAMN
>>82303061
Why must you remind me?
>>82333790
Yeaaaah boiiii
>>82318380
What is this from?
>>82334489
Literally in the file name, my Caucasian friend
>>82329705
God that was good.
This thread is full of positive "shit you weren't prepared for".
This is a negative.
Fuck the Yu Zang Vong.
>>82336809
Most of these are negative actually.
>>82303027
There will never be a page that hypes up an event more than this.
>>82339110
Soddam Yat was based, but ultimately the event didn't quite live up to what it expected to be.
I mean Jesus, that's like the DCU's Hitler List.
And like a few Teen Titans go out of commission.
Should have led to death of a few League guys.
>>82340729
>And like a few Teen Titans go out of commission
And that happens every time someone spills a glass of milk in the DCU
>>82340787
Exactly.
Superboy Prime should have been an atomic bomb dropped on the Hall of Justice.
Nigga is like a fucking walking holocaust.
Should have been half way to Kid Miracleman.
I get that DC wants to be kid friendly but god damn. Raise the stakes a few times.
>>82340831
>>82340729
The last time he appeared before that he killed the Golden Age Superman. You can't easily top that.
>>82307476
That dude with the fedora acts like such an anime character and I hate it. The one that's in the Elite. I don't remember his name.
>>82341052
Who had been gone from comics for a long time. So it has a bit less weight.
>>82311126
Fucking Roger, man. God, just the whole world went to hell without him.
>>82329705
I feel like Warren Ellis really just writes variations of the same Affably Insane, muderously violent, pithy, sarcastic nihilist. And yet I can't get enough of it.
>>82330166
Don't forget that John will give you cancer, and then he'll turn into a car.
Also Ozzy catching Comedian as he falls through a window.
>>82342845
All of Ellis' characters are the same. It's only the writing quality that varies.
>>82343676
And yet he's still one of my favorite writers. How does he do it, /co/?
No seriously, this assesment is 100% accurate, but I always want more. I don't know how he does it!
>>82307707
What's this?
>>82346495
Already been pointed out in the thread good buddy. Irredeemable.
>>82311126
What's this from?
>>82303061
Oh dude, why?
>>82315419
too small, can't read.
>>82313975
Why is quitely wasted on this retard?
>not posted yet
>>82313777
IDW's had a few of those moments, like the end of Shadowplay.
>>82346609
DELETE.
THIS.
>>82322143
It gets better.
Hasbro's so fine with this that the most recent Megatron came with both Autobot and Decepticon stickers. And so will the next one.
>>82326043
Looks like a good read.
>>82346609
Oh shit, I was about to post this. Man, I was not prepared for this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa: how is Megatron a Autobot now? And why? What made him change?
>>82347026
Well, it goes back to his original goal.
He wanted to get rid of the unjust society Cybertron was currently ruled by. Where Cybertronians could only perform the job they were created for (such as mining for him).
Now, the Decepticons were a means to this end, and when the society crumbled during the war, Optimus, the last Prime, became a symbol of the regime he'd been fighting against. Equality could not come while there was someone claiming a divine right to rule.
When the war went off world, he saw the galaxy was hostile to mechanical life, and so expanded the war to protect the Decepticons from organics.
And so the activist became a warmonger.
But that came to a head later on, and he realised that he was now ultimately farther from his goal than he'd ever been. Seeing the cons were a lost cause, he took up the Insignia of a fallen friend, and joined the Autobots.And used a legal loophole and Optimus' belief in his genuine change of heart to get assigned to the quest for the mythical progenitors of Cybertron.
>>82328524
This is what the kind of people who use the term "capeshit" unironically read.
>>82336809
Better than anything Disney's come up with so far
>>82329705
That moment where he actually talks tothe readerduring the flashback gave me the heebie-jeebies.
>>82314287
Irredeemable was not as good as Incorruptible imo
>>82314287
>>82343811
It's an Ellis thing
>>82304065
Why the fuck is there a Garbage Pail Kids comic?
>>82348576
There's a bunch of them. All one-shots.
>>82347013
At least it had panels like this that satisfied my inner Gwenfag
>>82349787
>Peter imagining Gwen when talking to MJ
Dude
>>82348232
Incorruptible was inherently more interesting. There have been so many 'Good guy goes bad' stories, making the bad guy go good is still relatively fresh. Especially with how much Max struggles with it.
>>82304240
Not muh Superman.
>>82303109
>>82304336
>>82304395
>>82307929
>>82308035
>>82313304
No Shit.
Fuck, I've scrolled past threads and thought "Huh, /co/ sure likes that furry comic". Figured it was slice of life comedy like all of them seem to be.
>>82305983
Gee, Alter, if you want to die that bad, you only have to ask.
>>82349787
I was more surprised by the fact that Peter actually never got to 4th base with her.
>>82307792
>>82307792
>>82352892
>>82321629
It could have been great
>>82318380
>inconsistent paneling
Every time.
>>82307230
I went through all the comic just to read the famous "SAVAGE" moment. It was brutal. It payed off
>>82311215
Saga doesn't have art that good
>>82347376
Still beats Squirrel Girl
I..... am......Beep Boop
>>82354416
It's art is way better than that
>>82355148
Saga's art is shit. I hate how the artist does faces and her coloring is extremely lazy.
However the artist is pretty good overall, I've seen her stuff outside of Saga.
>>82355221
But Saga's line work is way better than that of OP's pic
Look at the guy on the left, look at how he's standing on nothing
The coloring in OP's pic is just a series of gradients and darker shades, especially on the walls in the background
>>82303061
Me either senpai(ily), me either.
>>82319151
No, it's more like>>82320606 said. Plutonian just started wreacking havoc just because he can.
>>82348240
Thank you.
>>82330166
It is such perfect parody on all levels
>Say no to drugs!
It was stupid and I loved it
>>82357007
Why are there two Mjolnirs?
>>82357108
Time travel
>>82357108
Because there were two Thorsthree even
>>82357133
>>82357156
Thanks
>>82305983
I hope they put Alter to death for this.
>>82303109
JimGod was uniquely terrifying.
Probably because, at the time, we couldn't quite say whether he was just crazy or if something really was up. His whole descent into schism syndrome was handled really fucking well.
>>82354371
Is the rest of it good? I already read the Savage part in /x/
>>82357243
Yes.
It's a great deconstruction of the whole superhero thing.
Shits fucked time to pack up
>>82356478
Everyone gives this comic shit but it's always been one of my favorites.
>>82321629
That was a fun night on /co/.
>>82357400
/co/ doesn't like Irredeemable? Why?
>>82359137
Because it's not a movie.
>>82357007
>>82357156
Does Whor have anything like this or is she just smashing Odin and the patriarchy?
>>82318380
I didn't know guy was a woman
I wasn't prepared
>>82357651
Isn't that a porn comic?
>>82303061
>>82360042
>>82360064
>>82360064
>tfw you actually don't know how to order different kinds of coffee
>>82359869
Yup but it had good art and an interesting story that ended with that page on a cliffhanger.
>>82339110
Well, how the fuck did this turn out?
There's no conceivable way that the Anti-Monitor and Superboy-Prime in the same team does not result in universal rape
>>82359160
What do you mean?
>>82354903
>>82360555
Superboy goes rogue and kills Anti-Monitor, fights Sodam Yat, and gets blown up by a Guardian he killed, which punts him back into the multiverse where he stirs up shit
>>82357651
Is this the ultimate hack ending?
>>82305983
Was about to post this. One of the worst "twists" ever was so damn pointless, basically a "we gotta make this a sad ending" asspull.
I couldn't believe what had happened so much that I had to reread the pages a couple of times because it came out of nowhere and was so fucking retarded.
>>82304065
Motherfucker you couldn't have just looked at the lizard-man and told he was an alien?
>>82359498
First arc was inoffensive but kinda boring, then came GURLPOWA I WONT FIGHT CHU and I died a little knowing it would be years until Thor would be decent again
>>82347154
>he realised that he was now ultimately farther from his goal than he'd ever been.
All thanks to Starscream's absolute reaming during his trial.
This fucking arc.
>>82355340
art is dead, nothing is real
>>82356592
Ask and Ye shall receive Anon
>>82362455
>that face on megatron
Starscream you amazing man you are courting death
>>82360042
>>82360064
>>82360112
literally me
>>82351432
Incorruptible has the better ending
Incorruptible and Irredeemable work really great in tandem
>>82357651
It's been years since I first read that comic and the ending still pisses me off.
>>82357651
sauce?
>>82357007
...Wut. Really?
>All-Black the Necrosword
>Slicer of Worlds
>Annihilablade
Did... did they ask the kid who thought up Axe Cop to come up with a grimdark sword name?
...Sides=blown
>>82365325
Learn to use google or lurk moar on other boards you faggot
It's called Alice in Wonderland btw. it has a shitty cliffhanger ending
>>82331375
This page really hit me by surprise.
>>82365325
Seconded. Looks kinda Euro, but not really sure.
>>82357156
Nuh muh Thors!
>>82359498
Christ, you people take all the fun out of making fun of you people.
"My name is Simon Petrikov."
>>82362455
Jesus, Starscream.
>>82365813
You unconscionably smug 'tard. Do you have any idea how many shit Zenescope "I can't belive it's not cosplay porn" images someone'd have to go through with just that name as a base?
Bet you do.
>>82365846
Why? It's just flowers.
>>82365846
Was it because the pic you posted was made for Ant-Man?
>>82366060
All you need to do is add "porn comic" before alice in wonderland and you'll find it. fucking faggot
>>82328202
CALL ME MARGARET THATCHER THE CUM CATCHER
