This goofy ass looking nigger ruined the entire series for me.
I know, lol it's a kids movie, but even kids know he's lame as fuck.
>>82063911
Thank you for the opinion, allow me to escort your thread to page 10.
YOU'RE BANANAS
Why doesn't someone just shoot him out of the sky?
>>82063935
They do.
>>82063911
>82063911
he is so fucking useless
he is just there cause muh black sidekick
>>82063911
That's the future captain america. Pay some respect
>>82063954
He can fly around and shoot people/things. How is that useless?
>>82063982
Wow, he's like a less useful black version of Iron Man.
And we already have an equally useful black version of Iron Man.
>>82063911
Yeah, he's so lame and useless. No wonder Mackie don't wanna play as this guy. Well, Mackie is lame anyways.
>>82063994
That's the same logic that says everyone on the Justice League is useless next to Superman
>>82063911
More like Falcoon, am I right?
>>82064045
>No wonder Mackie don't wanna play as this guy.
He never said that.
I thought I was the only one to think this. He's sorta uninteresting.
But seeing all the hate ITT, I feel like I need to defend him. The wingfu (wing-chun?) shit from the Civil War trailers looks fun.
>>82063911
I wonder if the Falcon pack was another attempt to reproduce Iron Man's armor?
>>82064082
>Iron Bird
lol
Oh great. This is one of those threads. Shouldn't most of you faggots be on /tv/ mourning the success of Force Awakens and calling each other cucks?
>>82064069
I don't know, man. Everything about him was so lame even his actor is lame. You knows, compare him to BP, that guy make me think he's cool with just one fucking trailer.
>>82064145
But Boyega and Finn is cool, anon. Falcon and Mackie, on the hand was so lame.
>>82064047
They kinda are, senpai. A guy who is really good at shooting arrows isn't going to pull as much weight as a guy who can move literal planets.
>>82063935
People would call it gunman hate crime.
No sane person would take that risk.
>>82064153
So what you're saying is... a retired military servicemen who runs support groups isn't as cool as a king who is also a ninja?
imagine that
>>82064189
nazis hate being called racist
>>82063911
I feel the same.
>>82063911
He's not even that bad, he's cooler than War Machine.
>>82064225
>he's cooler than War Machine.
Absolutely not.
>>82063911
>talking shit about Just Cause-man
>>82064238
>Tony 2.0 who has little character other than strict, tasteless, boring black man
>Jive black guy with wings
>>82064270
>Jive black guy with a custom powersuit acting as a straightman to tony's foil
>Tasteless, boring black man with wings
>>82064238
The only thing cool about War Machine is his guns. Falcon actually has a personality, and isn't just a clone of another hero.
>>82064047
You can't just make more of Superman or the Flash, but the MCU has a mass-producible flying shooty suit that's objectively better than Falcon's rig.
>>82064289
We already have Cap, Fury, Widow, and Pepper to act as straight men to Tony. War Machine is pointless except for the fact that he has a cool suit.
>>82064302
>You can't just make more of Superman or the Flash, but the MCU has a mass-producible flying shooty suit that's objectively better than Falcon's rig.
You can mass produce Iron Man armor in the same way you can do it with a state of the art fighter jet. That seems like a bit more than most people can handle.
Plus Tony Stark's a selfish asshole, it shouldn't be surprising when he doesn't share
>>82063911
Fuck you. Falcons a bro
>>82063911
You're confusing MCU Sam with Comics Sam.
>>82064082
The opposite actually. It's a Stark design that existed well before the Iron Man suits and Tony sort of based some of the concepts of the Iron Man armor on it.
Then once Falcon became an Avenger Tony gadgeted it up more.
>>82063911
>/tv/ thread where white guys are getting btfo
>better post on /co/
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>>82064293
>War Machine
Piss poor Tony man
>Falcon
Piss poor Capt man.
Both of them have no personality whatsoever.
>>82063994
less useful <> useless
I swear, we have people here who think Bats perfectly fits within the JLA pantheon of gods but that a trained soldier with flight abilities and laser gauntlets cannot hang out with supersoldiers. Something doesn't add up.
>>82063911
And yet this motherfucker is still better than Hawkman.
>>82064045
Mackies been wanting to get the red and white suit since he started, he loves Falcon
>>82065391
>Piss poor Capt man.
But Falcons personality and abilities ate nothing like Caps?
>>82068281
Only if youre talking about the garbage LoT version. Comic Hawkman is superior
>>82063911
This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC,
I know everything he's got to say against me,
I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom,
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bomb who shoots
himself in his leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl,
I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangster, his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook
'Cause there no such thing as half-way crooks
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrook
Fuck a beat, i go acapella
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell this people something they dont know about me.
>>82064165
>anything from TFA
>cool
>>82068361
Of course we're talking live action, who the fuck even reads comics yet alone Hawkman comics? lol.
You power level fags need to fuck off
>muh usefulness
Seriously fuck off
>>82068493
but Fin and Poe are the only good part
>>82064238
>Bigger and louder is cooler
Go to bed, Michael Bay.
>>82069251
They really are the only parts of that damn movie that don't feel like a narrative rip off of the previous story.
>>82068281
Falcon = faggot who talks to birds
Hawkman = happily married badass mace swinging alien cop
Falcons literally so boring they had to make him into captain america and give him all of caps villains before anyone gave a fuck about him. He wasn't even original in Marvel since Angel already existed.
>>82068423
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>82069251
This
Give Finn back a lightsaber, Poe his blaster and give the pair some two-seater starship so that Finn can use his mad gunner skills
They could take on the First Order before breakfast and be nailing hot Twi'lek bitches by lunchtime
>>82063994
Why don't they just use GOKU!? He's the strongest and the best! they should just get him cos strongest!
>>82072939
Because DUDE LASERS LMAO!!!11! XD
>>82069251
Fuck yeah they are.
