>He blew up, so I'll ask you
Genius dialogue
>>82052944
Why is Bruce Wayne in a Superman costume?
>>82052944
>That's it, smile for me.
What did they mean by this?
>Being triggered by badass Superman
>>82052944
Superman was a dick in this movie
>So you wanted Mary Sue Superman with no flaws!
No, I would rather him not be a dick
>>82053081
More like douchebag Superman. He was just casually leveling whole buildings just to take out one guy
>>82053102
Well this was the new 52 movie, what did you expect?
Which movie is this?
>>82053372
Justice League: War AKA the DC Anime
>>82053081
It's a terrible superman, Johns did a pretty good job with his first new52 story, he told us new52 in general would be dumb shitty crap. It's the closest thing to Meta work he has ever done.
>"So what can you do?"
>"Talk while you still can!" *continues to manhandle throat*
>Basically calls dibs on Wonder Woman like a college frat
>Both Hal and Bruce are on the defensive, continues to act like a maniac tossing them about Metropolis
WAR Superman was the biggest asshole
>>82052981
Bruce and Clark have always looked the same. Both have black hair, both muscled, usually both have blue eyes
>>82053463
Both have mothers named MARTHA
>>82052944
Nothing wrong with this line. Curt, and he makes it sound like a threat against batman when he was really just saying what actually happened.
>>82052944
Is that not what happened?
I found it weird Clark was casually using heat vision against Batman even though it was clear he was human
I don't get why he doesn't ask about the boxes first.
>>82053102
>not being an asshole is what people consider a Mary Sue nowadays
Why did this happen?
So in the Teen Titans VS Justice League movie, he's out on a date with Lois as Clark, then with Wonder Woman as Superman?
>>82053603
Everyone's an armchair expert about this kind of shit all of a sudden.
>>82053590
Is this on Netflix? I need something to watch.
>>82053498
WHAT?!
Someone post the Hal webm.
You know the one.
>>82053648
Yeah, it is.
>>82053580
Yeah Supes was really banking on Batman being a fucking acrobat. He showed less inhibition than Injustice SuperHitler, for fucks sake
>>82052981
Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?
>>82053643
Yeah who was complaining about a sexist movie in that scene? I honestly thought it was Lois and I was thinking "Damn Lois is a real harpy in this universe"
>>82053580
He learned mercy from Injustice Superman.
Why was Superman such a bully in that movie?
>>82053732
>hal has black hair
This is not okay.
>>82053661
I loved how literally every fucking hero in War besides Flash was a complete fucking asshole. They made absolutely no effort to make anyone else likeable.
>>82053603
because writers went overboard when the CCA lost influence, leading to the grimdark 90's, which lead to modern edgelords
>>82053821
It's pretty funny when Hal gets put in his place though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW21vt65dj8
>>82053821
I like Hal, he's exactly the guy I want him to be in in universe.
>>82053643
Superman a slut.
>>82053685
He's the the American version of the asian named Bruce Wang.
>>82053784
lol The demons at the end are what makes this glorious.
>>82053676
What is it?
>>82053771
>Hal
>>82053971
Justice League: War
part of the new established universe they've been doing the past few years, so several of the movies here are sequential, sorta.I did not expect to enjoy Gods and Monsters as much as I did
>>82053771
That's Kyle I think
>>82053971
Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Dicks>>82053390
>>82053998
>>82054116
It's Hal. They couldn't decide how to color his hair for the first year.
Green Lantern attempts to be the most insufferable lifeform in the Corp
Batman has read the script and thus has the power of exposition
Superman takes a break from hazing the new pledges in order to bang Wonder Woman
Cyborg shares the same feelings as the fans, he doesnt want to be here
Shazam immediately gets shit for not being Aquaman
Wonder Woman has a boner for murder
Barry remains to be the only decent human being within the group
>>82054108
I would actually be pretty happy if they do a new Teen Titans based off JL vs. Teen Titans that just came out. Beast Boy a cute
>>82053648
Flashpoint Paradox is way better.
>>82054189
If anything they might do a movie using that group, maybe them vs Deathstroke with Terra or whatever. I wish they'd bring back the "DC presents" shorts, they could test the waters for a TT standalone movie by doing some random shorts and throwing them online or as DVD extras for some other thing.
>>82054203>tfw Diana VS Billy
>>82054203
I already saw it.
>>82053821
Welcome to the New 52.
>>82053821
I liked whiny Hal
Gods and Monsters is pretty good, shame batman never got his vampire dick wet
>>82054332
Yeah why were Wonder Woman and Aquaman so brutal in that movie? Like Jesus Christ they were both genocidal maniacs
>>82055325
Mera got cucked then killed by Wonder Woman. Aquaman got pissed his side-pussy was killed and went to war with her. The aggression piled up over the years to the point where they didn't even give a shit about anything other than killing the other.
>>82054172
Even Cyborg sucked. I get he's angry with his father, but maybe don't yell at him IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OBVIOUSLY DANGEROUS EXPERIMENT. Christ.
>>82055325
>>82055386
It seems less and less these days like they're a group of superheros and more that they're a collection of superpowered psychopaths.
>>82055451
That was the whole point of Flashpoint you ignoramus. Everyone got a bad end except Cyborg who became the best hero in the shitty world.
>>82055451
616 Marvel has been like that for decades.
>>82055477
I mean in general, anon. Flashpoint, Injustice, Gods Among Us, that sort of thing keeps getting written, the 'what if they all lost it and shit hit the fan?' story.
>>82055423
Yeah honestly he was such a fucking tard. Also what kind of shit laboratory doesn't have any sort of lock or security to a room where they're clearly performing highly sensitive research
>>82053821
I wouldn't call them COMPLETE assholes, but they were definitely rough around the edges.
>>82053784
>someone thought this darkseid design was a good idea
>>82052944
this was loads better than this nu52 trash oh my god
I don't think batman was even voiced by Conroy was he?
>>82052944
What's wrong with the line? Maybe it's not ''genius'', whatever that means to you, but it's still pretty good line and Superman's nonchalant delivery helps to sell it.
>>82056034
>I don't think batman was even voiced by Conroy was he?
He wasn't in either film.
>>82052944
I'm sorry it wasn't quipy enough for you.
>>82053685
Hehe
Underrated my friend
>>82052944
Fucking this art style is so fucking bland. And what the fuck is with that god awful fuzzy bloom like effect on everything?
>>82056059
I always get depressed when I think of Conroy eventually passing away.
I mean from watching that clip above, the VA for bats isn't that bad but I wonder if they'll keep cycling through different guys.
>>82056168
For some reason I liked the art style in JL vs. Teen Titans more even though they were the same. I think it just looked better with the characters
>>82053714
>>82053643
You twits. That was Diana. That's why she said "Just like the movies" after he rescues her.
>>82055477
But it took him four years to get his own book, anon.
>>82053498WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
>>82058164
Oh? I legitimately didn't know. Diana didn't really seem to give a shit when he had to leave in a hurry
>tfw Suicide Squad will probably just be a strictly inferior version of pic related
>>82054203
That movie is depressing as fuck. I mean it cool to watch but it's fucking sad.
>>82052944
Why was Diana so stupid in this movie?
>>82054357
>Implying /co/ reads comics
>>82054290
>If anything they might do a movie using that group, maybe them vs Deathstroke with Terra or whatever.
Did you not see the movie? That will be happening.
>>82053590
>Talk while you still can
Was he threatening to break his neck?
>>82058792
Name a time Diana isn't retarded as hell.
JL WAR was fucking awful, Jesus.
>>82058895
Diana is DC's warning to the world that women are dumb and should never be given that kind of power.
Best DC animated couple?
>>82052944
Its an improvement on Synder's dialogue.
>>82058846
Will the emotional impact be the same without the lead up with her breaking the green twink's heart?
>>82058999
Roy and Cheshire 2bh
>>82058999
>you saved me once so I totally have the hots for your hideous mug
>his mug blew up, oh well
Meh.
>>82053590
>Batman dodges a super speed punch from superman
What?
>>82059168
he planned ahead
>>82058999
I ship the spawn of Satan and the spawn of the greatest detective.
>>82059192
It's better than Beast Boy and Raven pairings
>>82053439
But the new 52 is better than all the shit it replaced.
>>82059168
Batman vs Superman fights are always stupid; Superman may be holding back but that doesn't mean Batman can mop the floor with him.
I was furious during that whole "Knight Rises" or whatever it was called. Not only was Superman holding back and caring more about Bruce's condition than his own, but Bruce had the nerve to say "I beat you super hard!" after having to use Kryptonite and a sniper.
>>82059217
I reflected on Beast Boy x Raven today in light of this new ship and came to the same conclusion. They had zero chemistry and only became a thing because Robin and Starfire naturally became the main couple and Cyborg is black, leaving only Beast Boy.
>>82059291
>Being black leaves you with worse prospects than being green
Pretty accurate desu
>>82059322
>>Being black leaves you with worse prospects
pmsl
>>82059343
But, hes black AND green
>>82059343
But he's both green and black.
>>82059192
I want her all to myself
>>82059291
Cyborg doesn't even have a dick.
>>82059291
Well I guess if you went with an opposites attract approach it would work better. But yeah the new movie makes it pretty clear that Damian and Raven is probably the more likely. Besides, the old show gave him Terra (and then killed her). Poor Beast Boy
>>82059192
It's cute cause both of them were spawned through rape
>>82059343
Green and black cancel each other out. It's science.
>>82059398
>hormonal teen
>no dick to jerk
It's a wonder he hasn't blown his head off with his arm-cannon
>>82059398
I saw the Zone flash. He has several.
>>82059054
Deathstroke is dead in this continuity so Terra is likely seeking vengeance on his behalf.
>>82059423
Great way to forge a bond. Maybe they'll rape each other
>>82059523
Why does Terra feel any loyalty for him? In the old show it's pretty apparent she's not Slade's willing compatriot
>>82053463
This is why we need the spit-curl
Can someone explain to me why Starfire is a grown ass woman in JL vs TT?
>>82059559
This is a different continuity from the animated series.
In the original comic, Judas Contract, Terra and Deathstroke were lovers and Terra was bat-shit insane.
Anyone want to take a bet as to whether they're going to mention the relationship between the two in the next movie?
>>82059584
So she can be with Dick, who is Nightwing-age at this point, without it being weird.
>>82059584
It's truer to the comics. Also was Robin a past member of the Titans in this continuity? Is that how he knew Star?
>>82059584
>>82059675
Everyone else is also grown up, Starfire could be 20 and everyone else 16-19
>>82059701
Except Damian. Fucking Damian.
>>82059584
Read the comics
>>82059760
Can't you see how busy shitposting I am? I don't have time for such things
>>82059722
Why is Damian so awful?
>>82059701
Raven is 14, I think. So are Jaime and Garfield, as a matter of fact. Which means Star is the oldest and Damian is the youngest
>>82059779
It's okay anon, I don't read comics either
>>82059783
What's in a name?
>>82059783
He has the attitude of a 50 year old man with a factory job and no family
>>82059783
He's not that bad
>>82059878
In the comics. Animated Damian has had zero development and is still a fucking prick.
