Post your best Simpsons quotes, old and new here.
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Mr. Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue.
>>82043328
Aurora Borealis?Has any show ever had so many great lines condensed into two and a half minutes?
>>82043898
No, I don't think so.
I'm sure there are cleverer and better constructed gags in The Simpson, why is it the Aurora Borealis bit is always the first thing people come to?
>"We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!"
>"Haha, why, sir that's just a-"
>cocks gun
>"I said hop in."
This line never fails to make me laugh.
This whole scene
http://youtu.be/7rtji4wRQBk
>>82043892
the best part was the elaborate way he pronounced synagogue
>>82044473
timing
it's the one thing later simpsons simply couldnt get the hang of. i wanna say they fired their director or editor
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I am The Thing...FROM URANUS
