We come up with the worst super villains ever.
I give you. The Tripper, nobody knows why or for what reason he does it, but a man or woman has developed a sick tendency for tripping people over, if nobody stops this madman then someone could get seriously hurt...For a couple seconds.
That's actually a super terrifying villain.
>>82040567
>a seemingly kind old lady who uses her mind control powers to get people to free seats in public transportation so she can sit
>even if there are free seats she still does this as she enjoys the feeling of getting people to give up their seats against their will
>>82040641
And nobody has ever seen The Tripper's true identity because seeing his or her very face leaves victims in state of catatonic fear so great they never recover.
>>82040742
Is her rival a forever pregnant woman?
>>82040776
Yes. Also said pregnant woman's handicapped husband.
Doctor Obscuro
He always has his hair in his eyes so he never watches where he's going and he bumps into people while they are holding drinks
>Peeping Tom
He's guy who can turn into a cat and uses this power to spy on super heroes as they dress or shower. The superheroes tend to ignore him, since he's a harmless pervert and there's bigger fish to fry, likethat asshole The Tripper.
Food Fiddler
He's that one guy who sticks his hand in a bowl of chips, touches basically all of them, and only pulls out a couple.
The best 9 will form a new evil super league.
>Laugh Track
Also called The Living Sitcom an obese beta numale, who basically when something funny happens or a dramatic situation occurs, reacts as the audience members would in filming a sitcom.
Oliver Chesworth Duddridge III
A British aristocrat who uses his enormous wealth to sneak into people's houses and rearrange and/or move items without actually stealing anything.
>Sniper
A woman who does nothing but sits on ebay, all day every day, waiting to bid on that item you've been after for a very long time and bids an absurd amount of money. Just to see you're anger and joy disappear at the last minute when you realize you're not getting the auction you wanted. That is her life force.
>Razor
A witch upon hearing a new born baby girl would be more beautiful than her as she grows older, decides to curse the child, you'll be shocked what she does! Summoning a blood demon from the depths of the netherworld, the witch casts a binding spell on the newborn baby girl and the demon, only problem is the demon resides in the girl's vagina which has razor sharp fangs appear surrounding. It's not only this girl's razor sharp wit you should be worried about.
That /d/ouche
An online artist (real identity unknown) who draws high quality and high quantity 34 art of the exact characters you want with the exact fetishes you want. Then, at one point he deletes all online galleries of his work without a trace and without a word of warning.
Tremble in awe as The Borrower leaves IOUs with his real signature and applies for high-value loans.
>>82043754
How many fucking Hostess cakes (tm) ads are there?
>>82043849
Probably at least a hundred. Needless to say they ran out of ideas after a while, such as this one in which The Flash fights an angry old man who got a tape dispenser for Veteran's Day.
>>82044025
>>82043849
Or this one, in which Iron Man fights somebody who browses /r9k/
