Just how fucking old is he?
>>81983280
Old enough.
So old they're gonna put him down soon.
>>81983280
701 units
>>81983280
Old enough to know there is no point in getting angry with anything.
old enough for consensual sex
post yfw wander is officially for sexual
>>81983280
At least 1000.
>>81983280
According to the show is older than 1000, so he's probably inmortal or can't die by natural aging.
He's easily 1000 years old, but he became an old man in the mere 50 years he waited in the now-alternate timeline? How does that make sense? Is it just about how old he feels? Did he choose to age with Sylvia?
>>81986538
cartoon magic by rule of whats funny
>>81986538
He was faking the aging.
>>81986538
Cartoon logic or the thing that you just say of aging whatever he wants, maybe Wander can choose his own death.
>>81986538
Maybe his age is based on the observers principle, he only ages while someone is around to notice his aging. While wandering alone he lived millenia, but living with another being everyday forces him to age.
>not just assuming it was only costumes
>>81986538
Maybe he got old because he wasn't traveling anymore. Wander must keep wandering.
>>81986538
It was hinted he was faking it.
https://twitter.com/CrackMcCraigen/status/720809036266876928
>>81985519
>>81986431
>>81986538
It's not confirmed that Wander is 1000+ years old. In "The Waste of Time", we see him at another galactic conjunction, at another temple, in another galaxy. Galactic conjuctions may only occur every 1000 years in a single galaxy, but this is the galaxy where Wander was known as Tumbleweed, for all we know this could be only a couple of years before Wander meets Sylvia. Furthermore, he's seen with Major Threat, who is still a well-known villain by both Lord Hater and the kids in "The Legend."
Nah, he's been straight up confirmed over 2000 years old and faking it.
http://owner-of-wendys.tumblr.com/post/143049586364/so-is-wander-really-over-2000-years-old-since-he
http://owner-of-wendys.tumblr.com/post/142775435584/so-was-wander-faking-being-in-super-crotchety
>>81983280
>pearl clutchers say it's wrong to sexualize Wander because he's so young and innocent
>he's actually a million years old and a slut
My dick is ready for that orange furry boypussy.
>>81992924
>I think Wander is going to spend the rest of Sylvia’s life with her.
>Sylvia will die at some point and Wander will be all alone
Ow
>>81993193
>he's a slut
What?
>>81993351
>travels from planet to planet seducing villains into being good
>flirts with Hater all the time
>even went inside him
Complete whore.
>>81993769
He's no damn whore. Take that backHe's the best cocksock.You demean him for not honoring him with his most impressive title and just referring to him as if he was just any kind of slut or lady, or lad I guess, of the night
>>81983469
;_;
>>81991534
The Wander from the show's universe is known to Jeff by the name of tumbleweed.
>watch Dominator clip
>"hey, she's cute and I like Jack McBrayer. I'll give this show a shot"
>binge old episodes. It's a cute show with a lovable and innocent protag
>come to /co/
>they want to fuck the hairy orange spoon
I shouldn't be surprised.
I'll give you guys this though. You're not picky.
>>81994054
Tbh I'd rather have Wander as a good friend and a cuddle buddy than a fuckbuddy.The latter would be just as acceptable though.
>>81994054
>You're not picky.
Fuck you, Wander is an excellent waifu. Better than the obese horse thing and generic green cunt.
