What if Wonder Woman had a son?
>>81962781
he propably wouldn't be born on her island, because they would kill him the moment he is born or some shit like that.
>>81962847
Would make for an interesting storyline. Wonder Woman having to defend her kid and finding a way for the amazon bitches to accept him.
>>81962887
>Wonder Woman having to defend her kid and finding a way for the amazon bitches to accept him.
she wouldn't be allowed on the island anymore, that would go against the amazon's law or some shit like that, but I would read a diana vs every-fucking-amazon-bith book.
>>81962887
Also, who is the father? or are we talking some mitosis shit here?
>>81962925
But the Azzarello book had her force them to accept the male amazons before the Finchs had them pointlessly massacred by Donna.
WONDERBOY, WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR POWER?
>>81962932
Some immaculate conception shit?
Hera used to love screwing with Hypolita.
>Boom! Your daughter is pregnant now. It's a boy. And if you try to abort, exile or kill him, I'll firebomb this island.
>>81962965
>Wonderboy
I think he'd go with a name like Gladiator or the Spartan instead.
>>81962940
tht's fucking idiotic, aren't Amazons like daughters of Era or something? if they accept males they should rename the whole tribe "Yanomamies"
>>81962781
Does Marvel own Young Nastyman or do you think we could get a Captain Marvel thing going?
>>81962940
One of the many reasons why our hero Rucka kicked the shit out that nepotism crap.
>>81963080
That would make too much sense, so I doubt it.
You guys know what that means?
AUNTY STRIFE!
>>81963053
>>Boom! Your daughter is pregnant now. It's a boy. And if you try to abort, exile or kill him, I'll firebomb this island.
that's some Millar level of bullshit
>>81962940
are you for real, that really happened? Thank god I'm not a wonder woman fan.
>>81962887
>>81962847
Aren't male children of the Amazons usually given to Hephaestus? Could make an interesting tale about a godly blacksmith apprentice in training.
>During his free time Wonderboy works day and night in the workshop crafting masterwork swords and shields for his mother.
>Maybe if he creates something truly impressive she'll visit him more often.
>Maybe if he can make her proud, she wouldn't secretly wish that he were born a girl instead.
>>81963365
It was really infuriating because it basically invalidates a nice part of Azz's run.
The only thing they could have done to spit in his face more would be to rape and kill Zola.
>>81963169
At least those guys aren't looking up otherwise they would be turned to stone.
>>81963411
Good idea.
>>81963328
Context for that pic. And why is Batman white.
>>81963498
>Context for that pic. And why is Batman white.
All you need to know is that is from a Mark Millar book.
>>81963518
A book that makes Kick-ass look like $#!t
>>81963202
I want this if only for the line:
>Don't speak to me or my son ever again.
>>81963548
but kick-ass is shit.
>Wonder Woman will never be your mom.
>Wonder Mom will never take you to see the best obscure hard rock and metal bands
;_;
>>81963640
And Nemesis was even worse.
>>81963654
did people actually liked Kick-ass and nemesis at all? or was all part of the "is a millar book so is gonna be GOOD!"
It would be interesting if he was son of Superman & Wonder Woman. They split up but she didn't know she was pregnant. She gives birth and it's a boy, but because he's Zeus' grandson they have to accept him as one their own.
He receives hell for being the only boy, grows up fast due to the timelessness of Themyscira. By the time WW returns and takes him to man's world he's about same age as Damien & Jonathan Kent (Superlad). Awkwardness from the fact Jon is Pre-Crisis Supe's son & WB (Wonderboy) is Nu52's Supe's son. Damien and WB hit it off because daddy issues.
>>81963721
I don't think anyone liked nemesis.
>>81963724
>It would be interesting if he was son of Superman & Wonder Woman
what is Hyperman?
>Diana's son forms a kid trinity with Jon and Damian
It'd be cute as shit I tell you hwat
>>81963721
Wait... Wait a goddamn second.
There are people who think Mark Millar books are good?!
Why not a daughter?
>>81963906
Millar is a cursed name in comics.
After Frankfall a curse was placed on all comics so that no one named Millar could ever write a good comic again.
>>81963950
Wouldn't be as interesting.
Plus they always give her daughters in the AUs anyway.
>>81962781
It would be adorable.
>>81963950
Because it would just be a worse Wonderella.
>>81963985
Which Robin is this suppose to be? Because that looks like Tim or maybe YJ's Dick. Also that's Pre-Flash Point Wally.
>>81963724
You fucking ruined it, nothing can tie Supes and Wondy together.
>>81964054
Why? Who else is going to be his father? Trevor? Zeus? Hercules?
>>81964034
I think it's supposed to be Superboy
>>81963906
I like Jupite's Legacy...but I don't know if I like it because of the writing or the art.
>>81964082 here
Disregard, I suck cocks
>>81964077
ProbablyCarol Danvers
>>81964077
I would take Trevor over Supes but I much preferBruce
>>81964077
>That moment when no one thinks steve trevor will ever have a kid with wonder woman
I feel bad for Steve.
>>81964132
Fury exists
>>81964140
yeah, but in the N52 she is not the daughter of wondy and steve
>>81964112
Makes sense to me.
>Boy, it's time to learn about the wonder of necks. Your mother has never encountered a problem that couldn't be solved by twisting somebody's head 180° degrees clockwise.
>>81964192
>>81964112
He already has one son that he pawned off to Teen Titans.
>>81963584
Now i can't stop thinking of mommy wonder woman as sara conner from T2.
>>81964034
It's YJ fanart, so Dick.
>>81964101
It is though. The artist wanted Wondy to adopt Kon after Supes rejected him.
>>81964229
It's called a Batfamily for a reason. Families can grow.
>>81964328
Meant to add, he doesn't have to stick with Bruce. Due to his powers he'd probably associate more with mom and her crazy extended family, rather than Bruce's.
>>81964186
They keep rectoning who's her father. >>81964229
And now he has a demigod organ donor just waiting.
Plus it'll be fun to see Damian having a crisis about a sibling who would be better than him.
>>81963652
>she will never teach you her neck snapping technique
Why even live?
>>81964225
>>81962887
Would be timely as well since it subverts the idea of "male privilege".
>>81963411
>Storyline where Circe finds out about Wondy's secret son
>she kidnaps him and starts seducing him
>she tries tomake him build a weapon that could hurt his mom
>but his resolve is stronger and in the end is able to turn said weapon against her
>Diana and son walk into sunset.
>"How did you manage to overcome her spell, boy?"
>"You know what they say: Every girl has to live up to her boyfriend's mother. And in your case that's a tall order, mom."
>obligatory hair tussle
>>81964571
Say whaaaat?
>>81964225
She knows how to turn heads.
>>81963328
I love how pointlessly dickish this is.
On the plus side, they didn't have sex as I feared they did. I still hope the boy had steamy forced intercourse with the Nemsis, though
>>81963652
Alot more interesting than having her go out to generic 'clubs' and act offended at guys coming onto her.
>Hal doesn't have an elf child with his space elf wife who was only 14
>>81964571
I hate this Oedipus shit. No girl wants to be a boy's mother.
>>81964644
I think the Finch's or a writer at her sensations run had that happen.
I'd much rather it be pre52 Wondy, her Amazons for the most part weren't complete turbocunts, and some of them were acutally pretty nice.
>ywn learn cool smithing stuff from Auntie Io
I just don't see Wonder Woman being a good parent to a boy. He'd end up some kind of nu-male fagit feminist and would eventually lop off his dick and call himself a woman.
>>81964571
>He actually made a weapon that aided WW rather than hurt her, in order to trick Circe.
>>81964646
There are better options, though.
>>81964712
>I've never read Wonder Woman comics before
>>81964712
Na, he'd be what a Knight is supposed to be. Friend to women, but not ruled by them.
>>81964714
Jesus christ, how horrifying.
>>81964712
Buzzword bingo!
>>81964571
>>81963411
So Wondy's son is Hiccup with huuugggee as fuck mommy issues?
>>81965078
Just saying, if Diana was your mom...
>>81963411
So Diana's a deadbeat mom?
>Wonderbooooy
>What is the secret of your power?
>WONDER BOOOOOOY WON'T YOU TAKE ME AWAY FROM THE MUCKY-MUCK!
>>81964571
For once I'd like to walk into a male sidekick/female hero thread that doesn't have stupid Oedipal or /ss/ shit in it.
>>81964678
>this Oedipus shit.
Well he was the first mother fucker.
And it was a greek story, so....it fits.
>>81966062
Just because you want to fuck your mom doesn't mean the rest of us do.
>>81966061
You guys are pretty much interpreting it that way, but it's really just an old saying with a bit of truth behind it. Boys are influenced by their mothers and subconsciously compare women later in their lives to them, be it favorably or not.
So really, if you don't want Oedipal shit, STOP BRINGING IT UP!
>>81962781
Sonderwoman.
Didn't Achilles kill the shit out of the amazons in the Iliad?
>>81966446
Yeah Achilles, like most greek heroes was a bit of a dick though.
I mean I guess Odysseus was okay apart from all that hubris.
>>81966482
To be fair, the original Amazons were children and worshippers of Ares and warlike dicks, themselves. Hercules was a brutish monster in several iterations of DC's stuff but he and Hippolyta were actually quite fond of each other in the original Greeek myth. Don't apply traditional mythology to mainline DC or Marvel.
That OC is apparently called "Clay", get it?
In any case it's hard to say what kind of a mom Diana would make.
On the one hand, she'd clearly be doting, but given her own upbringing she'd also expect a lot of her kid.
Who's the father?
>>81962781
That would be interesting cause I can't imagine Wonder woman abandoning her child. Hell It could be a story about her getting a proficiency that her son would only meet chaos in his life or would grow up to kill her, and she'd still be Fuck that it's my Son. You know she'd fight Zeus for her child and any other God or Goddess to keep him safe. If they wanted to remake Amazons attack and not fuck it up, it could be about the amazons trying to kill Wonder woman's son after she left the island and name sake of the Amazons to be a mom. Of course I wouldn't want this to be an event comic just a story in Wonder woman's run.
>>81967442
There will never be a census on that
>>81962965
Mind bullets?
Yes, please!!
>>81967442
Somebody inconsequential to the bigger picture?
Because it'd be an interesting story about Wonder Woman and her son, not Wonder Woman and Bruce's Nth bastard child.
>>81967520
>>81967589
Well, the kid will turn out differently defending on who the father is lads.
>>81967589
But its WW, her baby daddy has to be someone with a name if she doesn't adopt.
Hell she could be the type to adopt which reinforces her I love everyone mentality.
>>81962965
>>81967560
>A challenger approaches!
>>81967620
I've been working on a BM/WW kidfic and outside being a Robin to piss Damian off, she mostly deals with shit from her mom's side
>>81963498
>Context for that pic. And why is Batman white.
He's a billionaire
>>81967442
She's a strong, independent Amazon who don't need no man.
>>81967442
>81967442
I could see Orion, Steve, Or Zeus cause you know Greeks.
>>81967442
What if she made him from clay instead?or if captcha has it say, its one of the Robins
>>81967442
Let's give this kid a shit ton of issues and make his dad Hercules.
>>81968183
Nigga theyre siblings.
>>81968289
What part of shit ton of issues didn't you understand?
>>81968289
The more awkward, the better!
>WB's face when he finds out he's the product of incestuous hatefucking
>>81968289
Hasn't stopped them before.
Sure you can go the Percy Jackson route and say 'oh they don't have genes like we do, gods can commit incest because blah blah blah'
But Hera and Zeus fucked, and they were brother and sister too.
>>81968289
Like that ever mattered to the Greeks.
Besides water powers, how would he be different from Percy Jackson?
>>81964739
See, with Hal Jr or Fem Hal Jr Sinestro gets a second chance. And (s)he can be influenced and tutored by everyone's favourite Green Lantern, Tomar-Re.
>>81964739
This disgusts me
>>81968371
To be fair, Zeus and then didn't have a lot of options but WW does and I think the father should be human superhero or otherwise.
You can focus more on the inhuman part of them without the shadow I'd the father over both of them.
>>81968394
Super strength, flight, super looks and a better mom.
>>81964608
You forgot this.
>>81968394
Introduces an island of dykes to the wonders of /ss/.
>>81962932
Steve Trevor
>>81962965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdCNOtq8PNM
>>81963080
Nah, that'll be his adult name when he steps out of Diana's shadow. I like the idea of a preteen escaping Hephaestus with weapons he forged with his own bare hands so that he can make Diana proud. He slays a powerful monster that could impress anyone, but Diana and the amazons still reject him because of his gender. Then >>81964571 happens and she'll finally accepts him after saving him, but leaves the island to raise him. Have Wonder Woman play up the pacifistic idealist role so that he can be the jaded edge lord from his experiences, so that Wonder Woman would change his personality as he gets older.
>>81963985
Is Superman almost calling him Superboy meant to suggest he's the dad?I'm ok with that, but I doubt Clark would not be an active part of his son's life.
>>81962781Boy Wonder
>>81962781
He's be a master ninja and detective like his father Batman ;)
>>81962887
there is: JLA: Created Equal,
>>81963724
If this were to happen, I'd much rather have the father to be human so that the son can be strictly weaker than Wonder Woman. This would drive him to over compensate by being a technical prodigy, despite how being half as strong as Wonder Woman is still pretty damn strong. At the very least it would give his story more conflict without ever bringing the father into the equation.
>>81966061
You have to make him gay. Of course that would also have very negative implications.
>>81963411
>Archnemesis is a fellow boy and former friend who was also sent to Hephaestus
>Extreme abandonment issues. Despises the Amazons and the mother who abandoned him, vows to sink Themyscira, becomes adopted son of Ares
>>81966061
For purely scientific reasons, can you name me a few heroine with male side kick comics, with heavy shipping elements.
Pretty please?
>>81967164
I feel like she'd be a fine mother, like most JLA members. The worst she can do is simply not be there for the kid. Now, any of the other amazons would be horrible, keep them the fuck away from him.
>>81971711
>climax reveals the rest of the amazons are still as horrible as back then, making the nemesis completely justified
>what now, mum? Your sisters still want to have me killed, isn't Jimmy Aresborn right?
>>81971986
come oooon, no one?
Wonder shota
>>81971711
Hatefucking ensues, right?
>>81964077
Tom Tresser the Nomadic Nemesis.
>>81977678
Obviously.
>>81970067
It's allegedly Young Justice fanart where Diana took Conner under her wing while Clark was freaking out over having a clone.
>>81962781
He would probably be ejected from the island and sent to live with Steve or picked up by the teen titans.
>>81963411
I thought amazons were made from clay or some shit to get around the whole "how do they reproduce without men" conundrum.
>>81962781
WW would probably make him self conscious about acting masculine and he would grow up a socially stunted virgin with mommy issues and post on /r9k/ about how much he hates women
>>81971711
>>81972352
>Wonder Boy is conflicted for multiple reasons
>The guy who wants to sink his mother's island was once his best friend
>But he has a point about the Amazons mistreating their sons and abandoning them. He understands his former friend's emotional torment.
>BUT BUT he wants to sink the whole island, including innocent children who he insists 'Will only grow up to be like their mothers'
>But he still sympathizes more with the villain than with the Amazons
>But the children
>Buthe's so cute
Well, if WW is actually fertile and at least a bit straight...
The amazons would take it from her and smash it's head against a rock before throwing it into the sea. You know she'd have it on the island and that she'd want their high priestess or whatever to birth it.
Even if it was a son who had her powers...he would be the absolute least popular character in comics for years. A bit of a joke, no a massive joke. Till they make him into a fruit at which point he'd get the queer cred for a while but the feminist creeps and the gays will have it out and the dudes who're still reading comics will throw their hands up and say this shit is awful and they'll shove him off into oblivion.
>>81978607
Not in the nu52. Azzarello rebooted Wonder Woman into a really fucked up world.
>Amazons can't asexually reproduce.
>They go out to sea, find ships and mate with the sailors. Then they kill the sailors.
>The resulting children aren't all female.
>The male children are given to Hephaistos, who raises them to work in his workshop.
>When Diana finds out about this shameful part of Amazon culture, she forces change upon Themiscyra and brings the sons back to fight alongside them against the Forgotten Son.
>>81978871
Actually, they originally just murdered the sons and kept the daughters. Till Hephestus raised absolute hell and proposed a trade. Their males for weapons.
The amazons gladly accepted. Their "refuse" children for weapons handcrafted by the blacksmith of the gods? A fantastic trade.
By the way, the amazons have never aesexually reproduced. They were litterally all sterile immortal warrior lesbians with a hate on for anything with a kickstand. Only during simones run were they all shown to be fertile(despite the fact that they are centuries old and should have all run out of fertile eggs within the first 100 years+their highly athletic and violent lifestyle should have rendered most of them totally sterile and unable to carry a child) and somehow got knocked up by ares.
>Wonder Boy uses an arsenal of weapons and tools from Greek Mythology
>Has the Helm of Darkness from Hades which grants invisibility
>Has Aegis, Zeus's legendary shield which can withstand any attack
>Has Harpe, the sword of Perseus that was used to slay Medusa. Can cut through virtually anything.
>Has the Golden Girdle of Aphrodite. When worn it makes anyone who sees the wearer fall in love with them.
>He only used this once. Wore it under his clothes and flashed it at some criminal.
>The poor guy still leaves him text messages asking to 'hang out'.
>>81979041
>>81978871
this whole
>amazons must be manhaters
shtick should end
Here's how I'd do amazons
>Immortals
>fertile
>can give birth to only women
They regularly rescue shipwrecked people and wipe their minds of them, sending them back to their homelands. Every couple of decades, if their population thins - a couple of amazons decide to live in the world of man to help, battles with mythological beasts, something- they decide to guide a shipwrecked guy to their island and have him live among them, if he wishes to. (if he doesn't, mindwipe, back to his lands) if he takes a liking to one who accepts him as her mate, they , duh, mate.
Now, two things can happen. He either gets mindwiped and sent back to his world, or stays and lives among them , helping raise the child.
The second option is taken when the amazon and the sperm donor fall for each other. It's consider the more cruel option though, as he will age and mother and daughter won't, forcing them to see him die in time, as he's mortal and they're not -reference to demigoddess whose name I forget, who asked zeus to make her mortal sweetheart immortal, zeus did, but didn't make him ageless, he shriveled, she begged zeus to kill him, he did- and just how the world works.
Sperm donors are respected and burried among the amazons, if they choose to live there.
You don't have to make amazons manhaters, it's really a tired cliched and it leads to repeated plots
>but dianah, you work with men?
>my friends are worthy
>no, men are bad, look to their world
>there are good/bad men like good/bad women in man's world and themyscyra
>nu-uh, you're not our princess
>nu-uh, I kicked your ass so I am
again and again. BORING
Man, Wonder Woman's people sound messed up.
>>81962940
The fuck are the editors in DC and Marvel doing? Why are they getting paid for not even doing their job?
>>81971440
Why does being a human-demigod hybrid result in you being weaker than a demigod? Aquaman is a human-Atlantean hybrid and he is more powerful than both his parents. Namor is a human-Atlantean hybrid and he is more powerful than both his parents. Hercules is a demigod and he is stronger than his full-fledged god siblings. Thor is a hybrid and he is more powerful than Odin if neither of them are using Odinforce and potentially as powerful as Gaea when he fully matures.
>>81964077
Alternate reality Wonder Woman that inherited the power of Zeus, seduced Prime Earth Wonder Woman and eventually resulting in Prime Earth Wonder Woman giving birth to their child.
>>81964132
I don't. He is about as boring and obsolete as Jane Foster. His only saving grace is that he is actually involved in the superhuman community outside of being a love interest.
>>81979985
It's not a shtick. It's been their thing for longer then you or I have been alive.
The supposed real world amazons entire thing is men am evil bitches only need other bitches for erreything.
If you want to ditch that you might as well ditch the fucking amazons as a concept or make their retarded society a matriarchy with men who they oft kidnap or are born there as second class citizens.
The former will never ever happen and the latter would not even close to kosher with the feminist crowd even though the original freak who wrote it would love it and the majority of women would love the idea.
And your entire idea is awful.
>>81978871
>Amazons can't asexually reproduce.
This is a problem why? It is a significant improvement over the asexual reproduction thing that they might or might not have.
>>81983012
>buttblasted femdomfag
Not even touching the "real world amazons" line
>>81983070
The amazons never reproduced. They were basically IT. Outside of that story where they were the souls of women who were wronged that were reincarnated as amazons.
>>81983090
1.I hate femdom. It's a shit fetish just above foot faggotry.
2.If you actually read my fucking post you'd see "supposed" there and you'd know that I was saying that the so called amazons of myth were all about what I stated.
>>81983236
If it's just a myth, you can improve upon it.
>>81962932
Batman
>>81962932
Always mitosis.
>>81982747
Because isn't Diana already a demigod (at least her current version is, being daughter of Zeus and all)? They never explained what happens to demigod children and what they get, so I thought it would be interesting is they lose power with each passing generation if the demigods always procreate with humans. It isn't anything more than a way to keep the kid from overshadowing WW in terms of power so he can focus on being technical, really.
>>81986031
>'t Diana already a demigod
isnt she a bonafide god now? wasnt she made god of war after beating Ares or some shit?
Shipping shit aside.
If his dad was Bruce, he'd be legit as fuck.
>>81966061
>
>>81986226
If it is Bruce, Damian would most likely be jealous of his new sibling for being his physical superior but accepting of his new mother, aka someone that isn't as crazy and controlling as Talia. Which might result in a jealous Talia.
I'd be down for it. Call him Wondrous Man
I like the idea of Diana being a strict but caring mother. With Wonderboy being a happy go lucky character until someone talks shit about his mom. Like that Young Justice fan art or like Josuke but his mom instead of his hair.
>>81972352
>Jimmy
Should be Alexander. It means defender of men.
>>81988108
>Lex
Terrible name for an ally of Superman's kid.
>>81986178
I think Ares has the title again after he was revived... I dunno, I couldnt stand Finch's run
>>81988148
But he's the Amazon hating villain so it's cool. Plus it works thematically.
>>81962781
My first thought is that he looks like Steven Universe if Puberty goes really well for him
>>81983236
>I hate femdom. It's a shit fetish just above foot faggotry
>>81986650
Or the Boy Wonder.
>>81988148
He goes by Al actually.
>>81963411
>Aren't male children of the Amazons usually given to Hephaestus?
I'd like to think that Diana has been off the island long enough for her to not want to do this.
While she has her amazonian ways, she does seem to respect the ways of the outside world where they make sense, even if they conflict with what she was raised to believe.
If she had a daughter, then yeah, no doubt she'd raise her on Themyscira and have her trained there, then transplanting her over to outside world to experience the other side of things so she can form her own opinion the way Diana did.
If she had a son, she'd probably leave him with whoever the father was and visit regularly. Probably to check and see if he's capable of crushing stones in his fists yet.
Unless the father is Batman.
Diana knows not to leave young boys with Bruce. They usually end up hating him or dead.
And then, of course, there's always option three of Diana actually loving the father and just starting a traditional family regardless of the child's gender, albeit one where mom and most likely dad fight evil on a regular basis and they take turns cooking dinner to keep things fair.
>>81995127
>Diana actually loving the father and just starting a traditional family regardless of the child's gender, albeit one where mom and most likely dad fight evil on a regular basis and they take turns cooking dinner to keep things fair.
I read the Anon and Diana Under One Roof greentext too, man.Where did the writefag go?
>>81995127
>Every JLA member that has a kid, tries to keep them as far away from Bruce as possible
"Mom, why won't you let me play with Damian?"
"Sweetie, I just don't want you to get too used to him, okay?"
>>81995195
I've never read this greentext.
>>81995195
Is said greentext screencapped?
>>81995127
>They usually end up hating him or dead.
they get over both those things eventually
>>81995127
>I'd like to think that Diana has been off the island long enough for her to not want to do this
I agree, so for this to actually happen, this needs to happen before she leaves to the outside world. Like years ago she had a fling and gave birth, but never thought of it much since you know, he's a male. It's only after the experiences when she becomes far more sympathetic and starts to question her homeland (I honestly don't know enough about WW and I might be completely disregarding her character, btw).
>>81995127
>Bruce is the dad
>Diana doesn't want their son living in Bruce's world of madness and paranoia
>kid wants to know his father
>ends up leading a double life
>Wonder-Lad by day, Batling by night
>>81995204
Can you imagine being Diana's husband and father to her son in all this?
>"Dad, I don't wanna GO to Grandma's!"
>"Darius, Scion of Themyscira, if you don't come down this instant, I'm going to give you such a - !"
>"But it's so BORING. And Aunt Cassie and Aunt Donna are all grabby and pinch me and drag me around everywhere. And I have to wear these STUPID robes..."
>"I happened to wear those when I got married to your mother, young man."
>"Yeah, but you filled out the - !"
>"You do not want to finish that sentence."
>"This is STUPID. All we're going to do is sit around and Grandma's going to go on and on about how I'm ELEVEN and then she's gonna cry and make me dance with Aunt Cassie and - !"
>"You're going. End of discussion."
>"But, Dad..."
>"Son."
>"Yeah?"
>"Your Grandmother loves you very, very much. In fact, I owe my continued existence to your conception."
>"...What's conception?"
>"That's besides the point. The point is... It's... that your grandma and your aunts are your family and that you may say all that now, but how would you feel when they're not there anymore? What if Aunt Cassie gets into another brawl with the Underworld Barbarians and doesn't come back? What if your Aunt Donna gets caught by Terry - !"
>"Okay, okay! I get it!"
>"Good."
>"...Can I fly the Invisible Jet?"
>"Did you fix your end-table?"
>"...No."
>"Then you have your answer."
>*Son goes back into his room to prep up, Anon down the stairs of the house, where Diana sits with an amused smile on her face*
>"That boy gives me a grey hair a day."
>"And a waist size, too, Anon?"
>"Hey. Below the belt."
>"More to lo - !"
>"MOM! I CAN'T FIND MY CIRCLET!"
>"Darius, I swear to the GODS."
Just another day inSmallville, Kansas.
>>81978871
>>The male children are given to Hephaistos, who raises them to work in his workshop.
Note: they were supposed to KILL their sons.
They sell him to Hephaistos in (open)secret as alternative because many don't actually want to kill their own children.
>>81963985
I became a faggot after seeing this
>>81996821
Which is what makes the shit the Finches pulled all the more infuriating.
The massacre of the male Amazons shouldn't have happened so willy nilly. Especially after they all shed blood together, fighting the Nameless one.
>>81983236
>The amazons never reproduced. They were basically IT. Outside of that story where they were the souls of women who were wronged that were reincarnated as amazons.
Legend of Wonder Woman has the Amazons being mortal, except a few elites who are granted immortality by the Gods
But they cannot have children, unlike the mortal amazons who, every 30-so years, get magically pregnant with the reincarnated souls of some killed women.
>>81962781
There's a comic about a JS/Avengers pastiche who all live together in a gates community. The WW analog has two kids and a stay at home husband who is meek and looks a bit like Donna Troy's ex. She encourages her daughter to take up warrior Trainings (which she doesn't want to do) while her son wants to be more like his mother and feels like his mother doesn't acknowledge him in any worthwhile way because he is a boy.
>>81996861
Exactly.
The Finches just shit on everything Azzarello, it was STUPID.
I mean, Azzarello puts the basis to show the Amazons weren't really bad, just tied in old traditions... and they the FInches show them irreedemably evil
>>81995527
>Bruce or Steve living in smallville
You're silly, anon.
>>81962781
I
WOULD
FUCK IT
Get this: he could be billed as WONDER BOY: FIRST SON OF THEMISCYRA
You know, to play off 'last son of krypton'
>>81997086
>You'll never have a threeway with Wonder Woman and her son
;_;
>>81967443
I really like this idea, anon!
>>81997061
>"Um, Mr Wa - Batman, thanks for being able to see me today."
>"It's no problem, Anon. What's this about?"
>"It's about your son... Damian."
>"Are you implying something, Anon?"
>"No! No! Not at all. It's just... well... I'd like it if you'd tell Damian to..."
>"Yes?"
>"Stop smoking around Darius."
>>81996916
I know that comic. It's very cliche with not-batman being gay with not-robin. The boy gets his mom's powers, the girl goes evil, and the not-Amazons want to to turn the boy into a breeding stud for their race which is funny since the mother who brought him there to be judged and executed didn't want that for him. Note that not-Wonder Woman was an ultra-fem and treated the boy like he was unwanted until that decision.
>>81968595
I know right, blonde hair is recessive and it looks weird with the red skin.
>>81997569
Wow, I gotta read the rest of it. What's the book's name? And are not superman and his ex villain junkie gf still adorable?
>>81962781
>>81963985
>>81964321
>>81988520
>Wonder Woman's son wears pants
All wrong
>>81997640
Supurbia
>>81971986
>>81973599
I'm fairly certain that aside from Black Cat and Kitten, none exist.
>>81995524
When does he sleep?
>>81968916
>We'll never have doujins/fanart of this
A tragic day
>>81964368
>why does he get to keep his superpowers?!
>>81963906
M.P.H. was good, lot more could've been done with it.
Huck is a great follow up on some stuff hinted at in M.P.H.
Starlight is something I never would've expected to be written by Mark Millar.
It's the best Flash Gordan story told by a modern writer.
>>81982829
wtf is going on with Stephen's hand?
>>81997659
Wonder Woman has wore pants before, i don't see the problem
>>81997869
Justice never sleeps.
>>81999170
Yes but everyone with taste recognized that was terrible.
Wonderboy has to bring short-shorts back to guys.
>>81999170
But will she wear mom jeans?
>>81967730
>>81962847
>Then he'd have a harem
10/10
>>81995524
>Bruce is the dad
Into the trash it goes. Fuck your shipping bullshit, you fuck.
>>81999473
We can only hope.
>>82003370
Him or Steve are the only two answers. >>81998891
Because he was born with them, now get ready to visit your step aunts for some training.
>>81999551
I like to imagine that what they are looking at is a bunch of unlocked bicycles next to a kfc.
>>81999465
For you anon.
>>82003704
Steve is the only right choice. WonderBats can rot in hell along with Harper Row and all the cancer that Batman "Mary Sue Supreme" can bring to the table.
>>82004003
>>81999465
Fucking pedos
>>82004602
Whatever dude, you just hate batman
He'd get more as than a toilet seat and rule the amazons with an iron dick.
>>82004805
I used to love him. Then i saw what pandering to batfags can do to other comic books and what it did to BvS. And then i started hating him and everything related to him.
Batman is a cancer. Harper Row is a proof.
>>81962887
this sounds like something at the beginning of a porn
>wonder boy dicking his way into acceptance in the amazon community
>>81962781
the show be as shitty as steven universe
>>82005354
More like Snyders are the cancer that are infecting Batman.
>>81964739
FUCKING FAGGOTS!
You know what I'd love to wee? This Wonder Boy being best buds with the Marvels. It has so much story potential.
>Diana wants a her son to have a friend, but only one she can trust
>she hooks him up with Billy
>they become friends immediately, despite polar opposite personalities
>Mary has a blatant crush on Wonder Boy, making their dynamic the hero version of Linus&Sally
>The Marvel's and Wonders help each other take down the Dr. Sivanna and Psycho team up
>Freddy and WB shoot the shit together playing video games
>WB mistakes Tawky Tawny for a monster and attacks him
There's just so many fun ideas with this.
>>82003764
/pol/ pls.
>>81962932
She could just reproduce by budding.
>>82007257
Where are the buds though?
>>81966013
>Wonder Boy's public alias is Johnathan Sable
>Nasty Man is a recurring villain, public alias Kyle Aerr
>comic concludes with them putting aside their differences and starting a comedy rock band
>>82006195
You seem upset, Anon.
>>81968289
Bitch do you even know Greek History.
But if you want to go meta. I'm going with Orion, a son of a New God and the Grandson of a Old God.
>>82010750
Is he? I thought he was made from urine.
>>81995127
Yeah, none of that is a good idea.
The amazons are all rapist man hating baby killers and sadistic butchers.
No father would want their daughter raised by them.
By the way, I feel that WW would be a horrid mother. Nothing we've seen in any issue or story she's ever been in indicates that she would be anything except a horrid parent.
What ifAries is the father through rape?
>Wonder Woman comes home after a long day of fighting injustice
>catches her son masturbating with her costume underwear
What would her reaction to this be?
>>82014304
>Just like your grandpa!
>>82013747
Want to hear something even more ironic?
Marvel Ares has been shown to have better paternal instincts then WW has shown in her entire career. And WW is supposed be all about motherly this and that.
He is a single father who's raised and single child on his own and went to war against an entire pantheon to get him back when he was kidnapped.
WW can't even be arsed to take care of her fucking sidekicks.
>>82013969
Why would a ram rape Wonder Woman? ... Oh. Right. Greek mythology.
>>82013747
>I feel that WW would be a horrid mother.
That's what makes it interesting.
>>82013747
WW would basically raise marc lepine
>>81963328
That seems like the kind of shit Greek gods would do
>>82013747
Maybe if you dont read Wonder Woman. She was already basically a second parent to her and Cassandra.
>>82013747
>New 52 casual
Ok that makes sense then
>>82014607
>WW can't even be arsed to take care of her fucking sidekicks.
Super Heroes kinda make bad parents by default because they're inherently neglectful.
Wanna hear something really funny? Wondy
would probably be a worse parent than Batman, because where's Wonderboy's Alfred? You know he gets left on an island to get his ass beat 90% of the time.
>>82015209
A few stories =/= her entire characterization.
Her being a good potential mother is an informed trait. It's also a trait that does not jive with the crowd that likes her as an idea.
>>82015117
That doesn't even make sense.
>>82015789
Its not a few stories, its her best run and what influenced the entirety of her post criss appearances. And even before that her character literally exists to say that if you submit yourself to a strong and good mistress your life will be better. I dont understand how anyone doesn't get this.
>>82015267
Been reading about the character for a long ass time and watched her in every non comic incarnation bar the recent garbage dc movies including the cartoon movies.
She has never, at any point had a consistent characterization that shows that she would be a good mother.
Fucking Morgan La Fey, one of the most evil, monstrous demonic and powerful women in all of DC would be a better mother then WW. No, she is a better mother then WW could ever hope to be.
The Wall is a good mother.
Dr.Light is a good mother.
Big Barda would be a good mother.
Yeah I'd probably put my dick in a few incarnations of WW, but If I knocked her up and she decided to keep the kid I would not let her raise it or let the kid ever step foot on the island.
>>82016049
>in every non comic incarnation
Yea, sorry you're a casual and dont have room to talk about her character. I hate to be a dick about it but she's a comic character, not a cartoon character. In most cartoons and movies that I have seen they make her a warrior bitch murdering psychopath who just hates everyone. Thats how she was in her own animated movie and in the Justice League cartoon especially, so if those are your primary sources you're simply misinformed, friend. Even her 70s TV show got her character right, Wonder Woman is love and exists to spread that love around. Thats what Marston intended, and in her own comic she is portrayed that way I would say 80% of the time just to guess.
>>82016308
She does what every hero and heroine does when confronted with a frightened kid? Wow, she'd be mom o' the year.
As for love. Love isn't always good nor is it always used properly. She could be a yandere sociopath. Or like that mother in texas who killed a girl so her daughter could be the head cheerleader.
And don't give me that death of the author stuff when it comes to marsten and his ww. She was creepy as fetish bait pure and simple.
>>82015902
You mean the run that no one gives a single solitary fuck about save for the few losers who keep bringing it up as if it was the definitive run that defines who the character is in comics and in the eyes of the mainstream?
No. This is comics. A single fucking run does not mean jack fucking shit unless it was so popular that it defines how the character will be seen and redone by every other author both in comics and out forever more.
That run means fuck and all.
I reiterate. In 99% of WW's run as a comic character, she has never at any point been shown to be a good potential or functioning parent.
It is an informed trait.
>>82016423
>comics dont matter to comic characters
This is what /co/ has come to, everyone.
>>82016554
Are you actually stating that every fucking story is canon and informs of a comics current character?
I suppose superman is still out there slapping japs and batman is still snapping dudes necks right?
You're full fucking retarded and you know jack and shit about comics or how they work.
>>82016726
Yea, haha! That's me! hurr durr im retarded!
>>81962781
Zelda WAS a girl.
>>82016844
Yes you are.
>taking the bait
The fuck's wrong with you guys?
>>82014304
>ywn steal mommy Diana's underwear for a fap
>swn kiss you good night
>ywn smell her hair or feel the warmth of her hug
>>82016423
>She does what every hero and heroine does when confronted with a frightened kid? Wow, she'd be mom o' the year.
I don't know. I'd assume being good with kids tends to correlate to at least being a functional parent to some degree.
>>82017176
Well, look where we are, for starters.
>>82018407
I'm starting to understand why frogposters have a bad reputation.
>>81998954
I've been meaning to read starlight for a long time.
And around when Kick-ass came out I liked it.
Not sure if it was Junior-senior year teenager me talking though.
I feel like I liked the movie's story better (except for what they did with the big daddy twist, I would've rather they kept the comic book version of it in the movie), and liking designs in the comic better as well.
>>81995527
>Darius
>>82022970
Names are hard to come up with, apparently.
