>you had a long day at work
>come home
>find this guy on your computer
>he found your comic download folder
What do?
>>81958746
I'm not worried I payed for all my comics legaly.
>>81958746
what happened to my 4th amendment rights?
>>81958746
They'll be the least of my worries.
>>81958746
Apparently in Prog 1977 (which is released on Wednesday), Dredd is either seriously wounded, or killed, out in the Cursed Earth. Wagner has hinted he may have Rico replace Dredd.
I think he's much more likely to get on my case for all the movies and tv shows I pirate. And the lolicon. No one gives a shit about comic piracy, not even in Mega-City One.
>>81958769
Comics are illegal in Dreddworld
>>81959535
All crimes are serious, anon.
>>81958746
Get sent to the cubes.
So like six panels of Berserk within a veritable sea of reaction images?
>having folders
>>81958777
What century are you living in creep? This isn't America any more, this is Mega-City One and around here I am the law
>>81959131
>Joe Dredd
>dying
You should be put in a cube for even suggesting such a thing.
>>81958769
Possession of band reading materials, 2 months each count, let's call it an even 20 years in the cubes
>>81958746
I politely inform him that he has no jurisdiction in Australia, and that if he doesn't defer to local law enforcement he is committing a crime.
While he's busy finding some local cops I sponk onto my doof wagon and make my Nine Network Presents Getaway
>>81960313
>I sponk onto my doof wagon and make my Nine Network Presents Getaway
What the fuck does that mean?
>>81958746
I arrest him for breaking into my house. Then send him to the cubes.
I'm a Judge too.
>>81960336
Different anon but it's Australian humor. Getaway was a TV show on channel 9. There's a pun there. Doof wagon is a Mad Max reference.
>>81960295
>band reading materials
NOT MY SHEET MUSIC
>>81959621
>>81960420
That's right punk! You better have a permit for that goldfish too
>>81960295
But by my math that's only 10 years in the cube
Wait multi issue volumes only count as 1 count each right... Right
>>81960313
Then he'll just get the Judges for Australia to deal with you, though I think they're a bit more lenient
>>81959131
bull
shit
Rico's great but he's not Dredd
i'd rather have America as MC
Is okay. All my comic experience has been via the storytime
Oh, it would be worse if she found your porn.
>>81960337
Random inspection, normal part of the job, creep
>>81960868
>though I think they're a bit more lenient
A BIT more lenient?
They're on first name basis with the citizens
The most you'd get is a slap on the wrist and a 'for the fifteenth time, don't do it again, bruce'
>>81961325
>overpopulated city where people commit crimes for fun
>outlawing porn and fun things like computer games and comics
It nice to see that even though America is a pile of smouldering ashes, the spirit of the country still lives.
>>81960337
Random inspections on Judges are very common and thorough
>>81960295
>2 months each count
Before my desktop crashed I had about 6,500 comics saved. Mfw I'm finally up for parole
>>81960868
They let Chopper get away and literally told Dredd to piss off, I think you'd be safe.
>>81961810
One of the funniest details in Dredd's world is that judges can pretty much destroy your home as part of a random check as long as you get compensation.
>>81963051
>>81961791
where can i read about australian judges ?
>>81963123
Oz would be the story you're you're looking for. I think it was the first to introduce the aussie judges. Progs 545-570.
>>81963192
ok, where can i download it or read it?
>>81963230
Just search Judge Dredd case files on any torrent site, it's in case files 11.
>>81963324
thanks
>>81958746
It would basically be like that story "John Cassavettes Is Dead" except with more futa, porn and comics about...mutants?!?!
Except I don't have a download folder, I did a coupla laptops ago but I don't anymore. Apart from stuff I've scanned myself.
>>81958746
Joke's on him, it's on an external hard drive.
