T-thank you Disney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15rUJuKCM90
>>81940231
I-is this actually gonna be in the movie?
>>81940332
Yes. It is fantastic.
Here's one better.
http://vmashup.com/7tfkQrvJ
Is fire his weapon of choice?
>>81940231
I was going to see this movie, now I'm not
Thanks for saving me 30 bucks OP.
>>81940391
>30 bucks
Jesus christ where is your movie theater, Dubai?
>>81940391
>30 bucks
what
My ears are in hell. I now need to commit blood sacrifice to hear anything other than Chris' Brooklyn accent shitting directly onto my brain.
>>81940391
>30
you shouldnt go anyway, you're being robbed dude
>>81940494
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOTZJ8EFgpk
>>81940444
>>81940447
Two people and snacks, I figure at a 3-D showing.
what the fuck
>>81940363
kek
>>81940231
My life is complete. I can die in peace now.
>>81940444
>>81940447
>>81940525
I don't go to kids movies by myself, I don't want to look like a weirdo.
>>81940537
>Paying for someone else
>Buying snacks
>Seeing it in 3d
You deserve to suffer
>>81940537
The sad thing is that this is pretty standard pricing.
Does Scarlett sing trust in me?
>yfw you thought Christopher Walken was dead
>>81940231
What? It sounds perfect.
>>81940626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEgkBetZY-M
Yes
>>81940537
>3-D
>>81940600
>giving a shit about other peoples opinons
I guaretee the people in the theater arent thinking about you anon
>>81940537
I can understand paying for someone... But buying movie snacks or all things?
>>81940653
I don't go see movies very often anyway so I don't mind the cost.
>>81940644
>>81940534
Oh god, now it's worse. Now I'm hearing Bill Murray scatboxing with Chris.
>YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>81940700
It's fin I guess. But I don't pay for 3-D anymore, there's only ever like one scene that warrents the 3-D
>>81940644
What is this, a James Bond opener?
>>81940644
I like that. It's got kinda of a laid back night club singer vibe to it.
>>81940762
I'm assuming she's the snake, hypnotizing a little boy
Well I like it.
>>81940804
She is
>>81940537
>Paying for someone elses ticket
>3D
>Snacks
That's not a standard the theater imposes is it?
>>81940600
Are you the same retard who bought two tickets to Zootopia to make it look like he was not alone?
>>81940537
>The replies to this post.
Jesus Christ, I didn't know /co/ was filled with so many selfish Asperger fucktards, greedy recluses!
>>81940847
>>81940661
People do have children, y'know.
>>81941142
but why would you buy snacks at the theater
>>81941046
>I didn't know /co/ was filled with so many selfish Asperger fucktards, greedy recluses!
We accept all kinds round here. Except People like You specifically, fuck you, your cheap ass friends, your shitty overpriced snacks and your shit ass 3D experience.
>>81940363
my god that's fantastic
>>81940644
Stop, my hemipenes can only get so erect.
>>81941165
Unless you have a general store close by, these are hard to come by outside of a movie theatre.
>>81940231
Well I like it. That said, Walken is something of a running joke in my family, so I'm a bit biased in his favor.
>>81941142
If he did then he would have taken them regardless like a good father not say "well thanks I saved 30 bucks". Fuck him.
>>81941196
>your cheap ass friends
You think he's buying a ticket and snacks for just a friend?
You're adorable.
>>81940968
Are you the same retard who doesn't like going to social places alone?
Why are there two jungle books coming out so close to each-other? I get that it's in the public domain but that's some horrible planning.
>>81940537
>3-D showing.
>>81941245
see
>>81941242
He's a deadbeat shithole in that aspect. It was for his convenience, Fuck him.
>>81940231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKUu0mdQHhg
>>81940537
>Paying for 3-D
>Buying snacks INSIDE the theatre
What is wrong with you?
>>81941271
Snow white all over again.
>>81940363
That is fantastic.
>what's the other one?
>>81940231
Did they sing Bear Necessities?
>>81941271
A lot of studios have scripts for things just waiting in the vaults, so when they hear a competitor making a movie they try and fast track it to beat the other.
JB is public domain so might as well try and cash in on it.
>>81941271
>April 15, 2016
>October 19, 2018
>so close to each-other
unless there's another Jungle Book movie coming out this year
>>81940231
I wouldve been disappointed if he didnt sing in the movie. as soon as. he was cast as king louie, people made so many jokes about it. It HAD to happen. There'd be riots out in the streets.
It was so on the nose and I loved it. the fact Mowgli picks up a fucking cowbell just shows you what they were going for
Christopher Walken is a national treasure
>>81940363
10/10
>>81941451
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhmdvKlrcY
>>81941271
It happens all the time. The last couple years there were like five different Frankenstein movies in development from as many different studios.
>>81941522
The WB one was pushed back a year almost certainly because of the Disney one.
>>81940644
>yfw a rule 34 artist draws a humanized female Kaa
>>81940363
>http://vmashup.com/7tfkQrvJ
Is this edited? How the hell does it match up so well?
So how close are the movies story wise if the songs are there too? Shot for shot but live action instead?
>>81941576
not bad
>>81941594
Hint hint, nudge nudge...
>>81940363
it fits too well like it was planned out
>>81941634
They're pretty close, but the new movie does different stuff with the elephants, Sheer Kahn (is that how you spell it?), and the ending.
>>81940231
The problem here is that the music sucks, it's not even close to the 1967 version. The singing is great though.
>>81941235
>>81941236
wat
>this will never be in this film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD9Mc8golVE
>>81940644
I actually heard a twelve year old talk about how perfect ScarJo was because "she's so pretty and boys like pretty girls."
>>81941594
They already have, it's called Xcom.
I liked the movie! I wish there was a vulture Beatles acapella song tho
>>81941791
If two posts load on a board at the exact same millisecond images gets overridden and duplicated.
>>81940644
Well, I wasn't going to wank tonight, but here I am
>calling himself a gigantopithecus
Sounds kinda weird
Oh my god, that is glorious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhmdvKlrcY
Oh Bill Murray, I can't hate you.
>>81940363
What does this time out so well?
What the fuck is going on?
>>81941865
The ONLY thing I didnt like about the movie is that there were no vulture bros
>>81940391
>>81940494
Eat shit retards, it was good.
>>81940644
A lot better than I thought it would be.
>>81940231
das it mane
>>81941887
Or switched
>>81940231
I liked his Captain Hook.
>>81940231
I love you Chris but holy god damn shit that was awful
>>81940363
http://vmashup.com/ULbaF7gS
I made one too
>>81940363
Dude when he dives the music picks up it's too perfect
>>81940363
It was destiny, it was ment to happen,everything is going according to the universe's keikaku...
>>81941610
>>81941759
>>81942525
Confirmation bias. You want it to sync, so your brain is giving greater significance to what syncs and forgiving what doesn't.
Doesn't mean it isn't great, though.
>>81940231
Going to a movie tonight. Its cheap theater Star Wars or a few more bucks for jungle book.
Which one /co/?
>>81945612
Whatever YOU want
>>81940231
this song was the scariest part of the movie i kid you not
The original is still extremely better. Also Walken isnt a very good singer.
>>81940231
...I'm...not sure how I feel about this.
>>81940828
/ss/ in my Disney movie?
Too bad its a Snake.
>>81945612
Jungle Book
>>81945737
I want both which is why i ask
>>81946149
>too bad
>>81946183
>hear its actually well written and visually impressive
>but also I don't want to support another rehash
I'm so conflicted.Not really, I'll just wait until its on a streaming thing or something
>>81940762
Its better than the most recent bond theme
>>81945612
Jungle Book
Star Wars already on Blu
>>81946161
Go watch Star Wars since the spoilers are still around, and assuming you haven't been spoiled yet, the movie can be fresh to you
if you can avoid them for longer, then go see the Jungle Book since it's on it's release and you might get more out of it, though it'll be more expensive
>>81946305
>>81946357
So conflicted.
But I'm leaning towards Jungle Book now.
>>81940231
What's a gigantopificus?
>>81943400
That was also well timed. Thanks.
I liked it.
The movie was fantastic
>>81946632
No problem!
I thought it would fit great, but I was actually surprised to see how damn well it fit.
It even fades out at just the right moment imo
Is this actually in the movie? What's the tone of this movie because the commercials don't lead me to believe this is the kind of movie where the giant horrifying monkey starts singing scat.
>>81946520
Giant Extinct Ape apparently.
>>81946282
I feel like Jungle Book is one of those rare cases where a remake isn't entirely a bad idea considering how much the original Disney film veered away from the source material.
The remake is essentially a hybrid of the Disney movie and the original Kipling.
>>81946929
The official soundtrack release is of the closing credits version, but yes, Walken does sing the song in the movie, though starting at "Don't try to kid me mancub".
The ensuing chase sequence also features a dramatic/scary version of the tune in the score.
>>81946929
>>81946929
>>81947351
>>81941594
Is that a challenge?It'll just turn into standard fem snakewith Scarlett's head.
>>81940231
King Louie was really the best part of the movie, Christopher Walken really nailed the more threatening and imposing version they were going for.
>>81947783
It.....it has his eyes.
>>81940231
Not bad actually. Sounds strangely like Louis Armstrong at the start..
>>81940537
>'I have to pay for other people for them to go to movies with me"
>"I pay for snacks in the theater and don't being my own"
>"I automatically go for the 3D showing"
This is like the nu male beta theater experience starter pack
>>81941245
If it were a significant other he would have just said it.
>>81947351
>>81946929
Disney hates making new IP when they can avoid it. Hey, the song worked in the old ANIMATED movie, so surely it will work just fine in a dark CGI horror like this
Ok how much like it is it because the cast page doesn't mention elephants or vultures.
>managing to fit "Gigantopithecus" in a rhyme
Nice.
>>81946497
Good, the new Star Wars sucks so much ass.
>>81946520
An orange gorilla that was 14 ft tall.
>>81940391
To be fair, it's a pretty solid movie, the music is just kind of shit because they went for star appeal rather than people who could actually sing. Which is why they cut out all but two of the original songs.
>>81948752
You shut your mouth. This worked out great and you're just being a nerd
>>81940231
Instrumental is good but his voice is weak
People realky prefer this over the orginal? Even smash mouth's cover is better than this
Is there a colonel hati march version?
The trailer's made it look like meeting King Louie was supposed to be tense and him towering over Mowgli gave the scene a sense of danger.
How the hell does that song fit?
>>81940537
>snacks
>3d
Are you going to watch a movie or eat like a fucking pig?
Movie was shit. Why the fuck was there a 20 foot tall monkey?!? ScarJo fails at erotic sibilance. Bill Murray phoned it in. The kid looked like he spent a week practicing his lines and blocking.
I lel'd when he set the jungle on fire, though.
>>81940644
Reminder that superior waifus have already done this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbytZCT4Cy4
>>81951478
It's like serial killer/mob boss hum-dum sing-a-long as they chase you through the murder house.
>>81941236
I see these all the time at all the 7-11s and gas stations, where the fuck do you live?
>>81951358
People are just overhyping this film.
I just wanted a faithful adaptation of the book and I best I've ever gotten is still Chuck Jones.
>>81940644
>opening line delivery
I'm hooked.
>>81951712
Yes. Just saw the movie, expected it to be great, it was above average at best.
People are completely over-hyping it.
>>81940363
I wish I could experience the joy this page has brought everyone.
>>81941576
Holy shit, that's Bill Murray?
>>81948607
Are you the King of the virgin or something? You've spent too much time on 4chin if you can't even pay for your girlfriends cinema ticket.
>>81940644
holy shit that was so bad
it was like something from a james bond film
can disney do anything right these days
>>81952086
you're not missing out on anything, just a typical /co/ overreaction
>>81941865
>no ringo and paul
ONLY PAIN
>>81952659
Nah m8 definetely not a virgin. Actually just went on a comfy date to the cinema with the qt I'm dating. But that anon never specifically said date. He just said he'd be paying for someone. Any other person would say they were going pay for their gf or date. He did not which was a wee bit suspect.
>>81953011
Maybe he doesn't want to bring up the fact it's his girlfriend so autistic retards like you attack him for it.
Scooby Doo
I want to be like you
>>81941236
Nigger are you fucking serious?
Walmart sells these.
Target sells these.
Walgreens sells these.
CVS sells these.
Most grocery stores sell these.
A lot of gas stations with express marts sell these.
Most convenience stores have these.
Where the fuck do you live that's populated enough to have a movie theater, but none of the above basic nationwide shit?
>>81941236
I can get them at literally any grocery store.
Christopher started as a song and dance man, so these roles are a good fit.
>>81940231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As0YdCKP_Ro
This movie was fucking baffling, its moral made no sense considering it retreads itself and goes back on it like 5 times. The kid cant act, and while I liked Walken singing the two songs in the movie feel so out of place.
Was Scarjo's song even in the movie? I dont remember it but I might have slipped into catatonia from boredom.
>>81947783
>Christopher Walken and his stand, Gigantopificus
>>81954243
It's a child actor acting against NOTHING the entire movie. He did pretty well.
>>81954752
Not entirely nothing. They had reference puppets of the animal characters for him to work with on the green-screen stage.
But yeah, he did a pretty good job for only having a bare minimum to work with.
>>81940231
I think I'd like this better if the music was more like the original and not so grand. I think part of the charm was how simple it was. Something strumming, some weird flute thing, a few woodwinds and for specific parts some brass.
>>81940231
Maybe it's just me, but this sounds different from the version that was in the movie. Much better actually.
Did they change it, or do I just have a shit memeory?
>>81955112
OP is the credits version. The one in the movie has different orchestration and starts in the middle.
>>81951604
Cool, I didn't know about this.
>>81941553
MOOOOOOOOOO--er...HIROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81940494
He's from queens
Saw this yesterday. What a boring and terrible movie. Im not even basing my opinion off the Disney animated jungle book which I saw once and barely remember the plot beside the names of the characters. Once he grabs the fire flower I was already wonseeing when I could fucking leave.
>>81940231
>tfw the only theater near me has a no-singles policy so I won't be able to see this
Looks like I'm missing something great
>>81940644
>>81957064
Why a no-singles policy? What is that supposed to prevent?
>>81946149
Y-yes... "too bad"...
https://e621.net/pool/show/2148
>>81957247
Presumably singles.
>>81940616
Its just 30 bucks
NO STOP /co/
DON'T SEXUALIZE THE WALKEN
>Kaa has one scene and its like a minute long and primarily awkward looking flashbacks
>>81957340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAkyKttnKaM
Still the best Jungle Book movies
>>81949511
Except they cut Baloo's lyrics.
>>81957340
Does Kaa help Mowgli to arm himself for his fight against Shere Khan, like in the book?
>>81957415
This is Disney's Kaa. Disney turned Kaa into a minor sub-villain that just sings about wanting to eat people and giving people on the internet hypno/vore fetishes.
>>81957415
Not if the Reptile = Badguy lobby has anything to do with it.
>>81957286
plus tip
Didn't they make Kaa a lady in the new one?
>>81957673
Yes, it's ScarJo
>>81957673
both live action jungle books made Kaa a female
Doesn't sound so bad in the film. Then again, I hate musical movies, so I'm okay with it.
>>81941046
>I didn't know /co/ was filled with so many selfish Asperger fucktards, greedy recluses!
that's 4chan's general userbase
>>81951604
Only Anime characters can be waifus you pleb.
>>81940363
any other Big Bad Voodoo Daddy fans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qI93SMwwnE
>>81941046
If you don't like it you should have stayed with your peers on Facebook you fucking normie.
>>81951604
I have or have downloaded most of her albums and somehow I missed this.
Huh. Maybe I have listened to it, but forgot it was from Jungle Book. Got like a half dozen or more albums of hers on my mobile now.
>>81957325
WE CAN'T HELP IT
HE FORCES OUR HAND
HE DOES IT BY HIMSELF.
>>81947783
>christopher walken and [MONKEY BUSINESS]
>>81957325
NO!
AFTER THIS PERFORMANCE HE'S JUST ASKING FOR IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7rseCwM9mU
>>81954853
>he did a pretty good job for only having a bare minimum to work with.
He made do with the bare... necessities
>>81957695
>both live action jungle books made Kaa a female
kaa was female in the books too
>>81959618
no, he was not
