What was her problem?
wasn't she molested by her father
because believe it or not that can fuck you up
I see this image a lot on here. What is the source about?
>>81937588
Bitch gets raped by daddy
>>81935253
She didn't scrub hard enough.
>>81935253
She ruins thanksgiving for no reason.
>>81935253
She was too wishie washie
Is the new comic available yet?
>>81938118
>shadbase
>>81938634
>tfw I browse Shadbase sometimes
>didn't even know where that came from
Wow, for someone who doesn't like Shadbase you sure know a lot about it.
>>81935253
Too much syrup
>>81940891
Fuck you Carlos
>molested by her father
>family does nothing about it; may even be trying to tell her that it's normal
>depressed; would probably commit suicide if she knew how
She has no problem. Her father's just a scumbag.
Although he's a piece of shit, I really love the Dad's design. Reminds me of Father from KND
>>81941443
>>81941123
>the "the dad is a piece of shit" meme
When will this end? Clarissa is just crazy and her Dad knows she's a little hoebag. You know she used to use shampoo right?
>>81941542
Oh it's this guy again
>>81935253
She loves lying to get attention. She even risks her daddies reputation.
>>81940254
>for someone who doesn't like Shadbase you sure know a lot about it.
but umm, i like shadbase.
i don't go there as often as i used to though
>>81941674
Oh. When people just write > Shadbase they are usually using it as an insult.
>>81941607
Lying chipmunks are the worst
>>81941542
I don't get it
>>81941542
O U T
U
T
>>81941604
What guy? I've barely been in any Clarissa threads.
>>81942398
I was joking.
>>81938118
>>81940254
was it Shadbase or someone else that drew a picture of that girl getting fucked, and her brother(or whatever he was) right next to her wearing fishnet stockings and getting fucked too?
>>81941542
I want you dead, Anon.
Any one got the image of Sgt. Hatred beating the shit out of the dad?
>>81943029
>being facetious is now considering baiting even when it was explicity said you were being facetious
Fuck this site.
>>81943063
>So, what, these guys came to kill you because God forgot to?
>>81943117
>create post to get a certain reaction
>gets wanted reaction
>gets mad
Bitch, isn't this what you wanted?
>>81943300
>implying the reaction I wanted was autistics who can't understand sarcasm or jokes
No.
>>81943447
So you admit to wanting attention? Fuck off to reddit.
Her childhood was ruined.
>>81943447
>the repliers are the autistic ones
have you even read your post?
>>81943462
>So you admit you wanted to have a conversation with other human beings
>REDIT REEEE
So you really are autistic?
>>81943447
>Caring this much about your meme post
>>>/leave/
>>81943523
>back peddling when you're the one who kept arguing
>>>/okay i dont want to waste any more time in a Clarissa thread when it's already been ruined and my package just got here anyways/
Can her dad be redeemed?
>father spends quality time with his daughter
>is seen as a horrible person
Where can I read these again? People used to storytime them all the time
>>81943510
Nice not getting that my overreaction was a joke.
You fucking autist
>>81943572
>arguing
I was playing along with your little joke until you got all pissy. I'm just confused as to why someone would care this much about the reaction they got
>>81943654
>implying I'm autistic just because I'm autistic
Fuck off back to 4chan, faggot.
>>81943699
>I was only pretending to be an Aspie
>>81943649
Here
http://imgur.com/a/mDf8c
FRENCH TOAST
>>81943813
I'm only browsing the thread to see if anyone posts the newest scan, but while I wait I think I can explain why you got the reaction you did.
About a year ago when the animated Clarissa short came out, there was a guy who would constantly post about how Clarissa's dad did nothing wrong and he shouldn't be villainized for urges he couldn't control and how there's nothing wrong with molesting your kids so long as they're your own kids. It was almost certainly a troll, but he would argue with people about ethical pedophilia for hundreds of posts in every thread so people probably thought you were the same guy and were worried you were going to start that guy's routine again.
>>81943813
>My reaction picture with a fucking fish and a dumb comment was me being an aspie
Okay. Not sure if you're new here but whatever. Stay mad, kid.
>>81943815
Thanks bro
>>81944084
I don't even genuinely care I was just being a shithead. That is retarded though. I could get into the ethics of pedophilia but the dad is very obviously a piece of shit. I didn't even know there was an animated short and I actually genuinely like the comic as far as I've read/
>>81943815
>those paragraphs of explanation
Clarissa is about as subtle as a brick through a window. How could someone get confused?
>>81944084
He must've put a hell of a dedication to his trolls by how you describe him
>>81944517
> How could someone get confused?
People are dumb, anon.
>>81944659
>>81944517
Also it's to point out that a lot of the time when kids throw out warning signs, even when they're doing it intentionally, teachers either won't pick up on it or won't get involved.
Also Clarissa's life sucks.
>>81943606
Of course.
>>81935253
She got raped.
What's YOUR problem?
>>81945308
I raped her.
>>81945369
You walked right into that. Take him away, boys!
>>81943010
Tekuho, not shad.
>>81945239
Goddamn it Jack, how could you possibly have thought this was an okay thing to print?
Did anybody read peek yet?
>>81945239
are you going to post the rest or do I have to google it?
>>81945707
Jesus died for your sins, even the sin of raping your own prepubescent daughter.
>>81945960
Sit tight.
>>81946194
As someone who was molested as a child and is now seeing her own daughter abused by her husband, should she forgive him?
>>81946266
Of course! The end. No punishment for child rape in heaven or on earth.
>>81946266
>>81946309
THIS ISN'T HOW RECONCILIATION IS SUPPOSED TO WORK REEEEEEE
>>81945239
Christ now someone posted the whole thing.
This is one of the most foul and disgusting things ever created and it wasn't intended to make you feel like horrible that's the crazy part.
>hey honey it's alright even though I've been raping you and giving you aids it's come because Jesus forgives me! Everything is alright with me, I'm saved! Who gives a fuck how this abuse might've affected you!
>>81946737
The worst part is obviously the general intention behind it, but the second worst is the fucking doctor. I could buy that the guy's wife can be bought off with promises everything's going to be fine now (albeit not in a good way) but the idea a fucking CHILD'S DOCTOR thinks the solution to a father giving his daughter herpes is Jesus rather than calling the fucking police is just abhorrent.
>>81946309
Words can't describe
>>81946309
Well that's just fucking horrible.
Agreed, she needed to get over herselfand the author should have come up with something better than a terrible plotless comic which you are morally obligated to be outraged over on behalf of a fictional character, otherwise you are a bad person due to the hypothetical situation he has concocted in his story.
>>81943815
>What do monsters taste like?
>Sour pennies
>>81946309
Reminder that even the "casual" religious people support shit like this. If you place faith in nonsense over real people or science then you are hurting society.
>>81949748
Nah.
I remember thinking it was weird the first time I read the original Thanksgiving one that she would know/use the word "fuck" to describe what her father did to her.
But I guess there was some dirty talk or something involved from him to her during/after the act.
>>81943117
That's why you never break character, retard.
>>81949748
>only protestants support shit like this
fixed that for you
>>81945239
Oh fuck
>>81944118
>My reaction picture with a fucking fish and a dumb comment was me being an aspie
Not that guy, but yes. Calling something bait is autistic.
>>81949748
AHAHAHHAA
NOPE
t. Catholic
>>81946145
>No, Henry. I've examined Lisa, and I know she telling the truth.
>I checked
>>81935253
I've never read this. Should i read it?
>>81950577
Yep. It's fun for all ages
>>81950577
Read the Punisher right away after.
>>81950694
I expected that comic where frank pulled a Chris Hansen
>>81946309
Well, I'm pretty sure that even if you go to heaven you still get punished for your missdeeds.
>>81950694
were they having sex with the kids or were they making to kids have sex together?
>>81951683
Probably both
>>81950577
nah
>>81951332
>getting punished in heaven
That's a new one.
>>81951784
Too late
>>81951892
What did you think heaven was gonna be for Frank?
>>81951934
He's in Hell, with unlimited ammo.
>>81951959
Frank vs Doomguy when?
>>81951979
Fuck that.
Frank/Doomguy Vs Hell when?
>>81952011
Hell is having enough trouble with Godzilla. They'd have to kill Godzilla before getting a shot at Hell.
>>81951332
>get punished for your missdeeds.
Yeah there is a place for that, is called hell, the place where you go when you rape your daughter
>>81950694
Which issue is this? Image search sent me to funnyjunk.
>>81952048
So
Frank/Doomguy v Godzilla v Hell then? who else is there tto make it better?
>>81952109
Do not speak the name of the thieving vandals.
>>81952117
Hmm Jason went to hell.
Punisher/Doomguy vs . Godzilla vs. Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Hell
>>81952117
Blastoise has gotta get in on this, what with pedos and hellfire flying around.
>>81949938
>kid wanted attention
>got it
>gets mad
He wanted attention so I called it bait which insinuated more butthurt. I fail to see how that's autistic but that word gets tossed around like it's a plastic bag in the wind so whatever I suppose
>>81952169
Thanks, that one worked.
>>81952199
>Punisher/Doomguy vs . Godzilla vs. Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Hell
now this is what we call entertainment
>>81951892
Well after the rapture all the faithful get judged by Jesus personally and each recieve their just rewards
>>81952102
Where did you get the idea you can't be punished in heaven? Hell is just a generic death sentance specifically for not accepting Jesus.
>>81951892
Maybe he wanted to say purgatoy
>>81952551
That's for people never exposed to the word of God. If you know about Jesus you can only go to be with God or into the lake of fire
>>81952827
I see
>>81952369
So God would really allow a rapist into heaven?
>>81953167
Kinda defies the point if he picks and chooses which sins are unforgiveable
>>81953167
>Now, finally, we can make some sense of the unsatisfying cliché answers that are so quickly tossed out to dismiss this question. Why do we believe that relatively good people go to hell just because they don’t become Christians, while murderers, rapists, and child molesters go to heaven by becoming Christians on their deathbeds? Because the legalism of a system that evaluates our worthiness on the basis of our actions can only find that we have all sinned and rebelled against God, and are therefore all unworthy. As long as we remain in rebellion against God, as all who deny him do by definition, the legalism of the Good Person argument condemns us all.
>>81952302
>are you a nigger
Are you a kike? Get back in the over yentel bitch.
>>81953275
>>81953345
Ugh you know what guys, Im kinda tired of talking about reglion since christians took over /his/, lets call it a day and agree that raping kids ain't nice, ok?
>>81953579
Seriously, as a fellow /his/torian, what's with all the christians trying to push their denomination into everything?
>>81953579
Agreed. Doesn't meant they shouldn't go to heaven though
>>81953660
Well it does constitute the core of their life and they base pretty much all their actions on belief
>>81953660
I don't know man, Im not against people discussing faiths, but it has come to the point that its mostly just a way to shitpost, or trying to convert one another into a different religion in the most shitty way.
>>81953859
>>81953885
It's too much.
>>81954219
Well the reserrection of Christ is considered the single most important event in history
>>81940891
Nigga don't joke. The same shit happened to you.
https://youtu.be/vbkDCdPM2fk
>>81946309
This happened to my mother almost to a T, but my grandfather didn't repent, he remained in the religion though. Then I was molested by male baby sitters and it's why I find no humor for rape/domestic violence "jokes".
>>81954608
Some of us make jokes to cope, anon. Doing so does place the onus on me to know my audience, tough.
>>81954722
>Some of us make jokes to cope, anon.
Like the interviews with Colbert and John Stewart have mentioned repeatedly they wonder if making light of something that should be taken seriously and ellict action is doing more harm than good but maybe that was parallel doesn't completely fit. The ones I'm referring to haven't been abused though because they get defensive over someone calling them out about their sense of humor everytime.
>>81949888
>>81950160
>cathcucks
Don't you have some idols to worship or rapefugee feet to kiss?
>>81954489
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
>>81954902
I just think everything can be offensive to at least one person out there, especially when it comes to humour. At the very least, when I make the joke, I'm taking ownership over it and doing it with the full knowledge of whatever I'm subverting.
I don't want to live in a humourless world, anon. And that sometimes means laughing at something that hurts me, because anything that makes people laugh has probably hurt someone.
>>81955283
The thing is so many women and girls and growing number are males are being molested and raped. It's a daily, legitimate fear for some just being outside during certain parts of the day or at the club or a party. Places literally designed for leisure and making connections aren't safe. These are epidemic problems with lax punishment so there's not much deterrent to doing them. Most don't sit in a jail cell for it. Most.
Not telling rape/domestic violence jokes won't equate a humorless world. Maybe it's result in a world that normalized it less. In any event tell whatever jokes you want. Free speech and all.
>>81955739
I can't stop you like I couldn't stop my molester. :)
>>81954489
>dat quality lip syncing.
>>81954489
Is this Italian?
This looks like some Titanic Legend Goes On shit
>>81954489
>that music in the end
FUCK I REMEMBER THAT SONG
It was from this, God I remember being super fucking hyped for the Rodimus Prime Masterpiece toy, waited 3 fucking months for it to arrive, loved it so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9qtFujK_y4
>>81953167
Only if they were truly penitent and not the horseshit where they turn to Jesus because they're afraid of going to hell.
>>81953167
Not really because it violates the 7th Commandment
>>81954942
Butthurt heretic detected
Okay, to all you people asking about Christianity here...
It's extremely obvious that a person who says "Jesus says it's ok for me to rape this kid because he forgives me" and does not feel remorse or regret, or seek to atone, or take responsibility, or confess, and says shit like "if the child can't get over it it's because they don't have enough faith in Jesus" isn't in line with the spirit of God.
People who think shit like that^ aren't going to heaven. They aren't accepting Jesus. They're accepting Satan's lies. They have not accepted Jesus in their hearts. It isn't some legalistic thing where you can "sneak in" through some loophole or technicality. "Oops, well the book is written like THIS, so I can get away with all this stuff xD"
It isn't like someone can just plan ahead to do shitty stuff and then right before they die "Oh it's ok because I accept Jesus :^)"
Jesus does not give justification. He forgives. That's Christianity.
And even if Jesus forgives someone for their sins, it's not like the consequences vanish. The damage is still there. That person must acknowledge that damage and accept responsibility for it.
>>81935253
why didn't she just tell her father to stop?
>>81957068
I remember seeing an image of her holding a gun, wonder if she already shot him in the dick already.
>>81945707
You know how every christian character in Jack's comics is a completely empty jesus caricature, and everybody else is a crazed fucking psychotic nutjob that don't think so good and is too busy beating their wife and children to learn about god? That's because that's who Jack is, he's a fucking psychotic bizarro retard violent nutjob who found jesus and decided that made it all better. He's mostly reclusive, but he has done the occasional interview where he's talked about how that scene in every fucking tract, where the irredeemable shitheaded cumsmear gets on their knees and literally begs for jesus, is what actually happened to him. And he fondly imagines that the rest of us sinners (since if he was a violent asshole then surely the rest of the godless world was too) are dying for the chance to repent in the same way he did, which is why he keeps pumping out the tracts.
Basically Jack's projecting with every fucking panel he writes and draws. He thought it was an okay thing to print because he's a violent psychotic who thinks he's a saint because he joined up with a fire and brimstone denomination.
>>81935253
Man, the KND comic got really dark. Father was way more fucked up than the show let on.
>>81955739
I always find it funny whenever I make a sex abuse/pedophile-related joke that someone who has never been abused like that immediately tells me how serious of an issue sexual abuse is and that I should be ashamed of myself.
Call me petty, but I love telling them about how I was molested pretty regularly when I was a kid.
I find it more insulting than anything when people try to police language to "not step on anyone's toes!!!" because it's usually the people who are ultimately not affected by it.
Do I like rape jokes? Not really. Do I ever get angry when someone makes a rape joke? Sometimes I do, yeah. But do I think those who aren't victims of sexual abuse have the right to tell me or anyone else what to say or how to feel about it? No, I absolutely fucking do not.
This isn't really directed at you, but it's kind of a general rant I've been thinking about for a while now.
>>81935253
So does this guy still make these comics or does he work on other stuff?
>>81950409
>>81946145
>>81950409I was so disappointed when I learned those comics were fake.
>>81935253
Was her older brother also a victim? It seemed like it
>>81958025
The thing about families like that is that everyone is most likely a victim of abuse. The kids and the mother, by the father (and then after a while they just turn on each other to keep enabling the father to target someone else and avoiding more abuse). The father, probably by someone else.
>>81957956they're as real as the smiles on the faces of children, if you enjoy it that's what makes it realwhat killed me was finding out that that Jesus phone line thing that /b/ used to call was fake
>>81945239
Is this what the game is based off of?
>>81954345
>Implying the resurrection of Christ actually happened
>>81935253
What was her problem?
>>81943815
jesus is there ever any resolution?
>>81958178
Why are her parents semi-realistic but she's a fucking daki model?
>>81958207
Is there any resolution in real life? Not usually.
>>81958230
It's called moe you bakka gajiin superfaggotsan
>>81958178
>This is based on something that really happened
>>81958232
shit...
>>81935253
This is what happens to to Delightful Children From Down The Lane who disobey Father.
>>81943606
no. Weapon Brown is going to twist his legs off and force them down his throat.
>>81943649
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/
he seems to like dancing with the party van. ask bleepo about helping that 13-year-old girl write her fanfic.
Did he ever finish the work day comic
>>81950160
We do kinda. It's a basic tenant that there's nothing god won't forgive. Your victim forgiving you isn't even necessary. I mean obviously you should try everything to get them to forgive you, but if it doesn't happen that doesn't lock you out of heaven.
>>81943510
You don't start conversations with retarded shit.
>>81946737
Jesus has forgiven me for analy raping you and whoring you out to Biff Donkeypenis from next door.
But you havent accepted Jesus into your heart yet so if you die from AIDS tomorrow you will go to hell sweetie-muff.
>>81954219
>>81952203
This.
>>81952169
>>81950694
Even the fucking kids look like square-jawed superheroes. The artist is obviously talented, but maybe he should practice bodytypes and faces a little more, because this shit is ridiculous. Those parents are about the most attractive pedophiles I've ever seen. If they feature in their own material, the cops should have no problem finding them, because they're both underwear models.
>>81962941
>Those parents are about the most attractive pedophiles I've ever seen.
The hot ones never get convicted anyway.
>>81958363
What's it from? Reverse image search is just giving me a bunch of archived threads from other boards.
