>Marvel literally has a Captain Kike
How can one company have such little subtlety?
>>81934117
Most countries in Marvel have a patriotic themed character.
Besides, are you really criticizing Marvel when Red Star, KGBeast, and NKVDemon are unironically things in DC?
>>81934176
I'm pretty sure NKVDemon was like, half ironic.
>>81934117
>Marvel literally has a Jewish character representing her religion
How can one company be so progressive?
Did Bendis create her?
>>81934117
I want her to fight with the Human Torch
>>81934176
DC isn't owned by Russians, whereas Marvel is onwed by jews.
>>81934176
I still think "KGBeast" is the best name ever.
>>81934324
>representing religion
>progressive
Religion is regressive. It is literally impossible to be both religious and considered a good person.
>>81934176
What does DC have to do with this?
>>81934472
This is /co/. You attack one of the Big Two, you're a shill for the other.
>>81934429
>>81934176
>KGBeast, and NKVDemon
If we got some dumb fancomic about the C.I.A. agent as someone with an equal codename vs those two Baneposting would've been worth it
>>81934463
It's nice to see another enlightened person on this site. Lately the regressives have been pushing pro-religious (or pro IDIOCY as I like to call it) sentiment on this website. We can't let this last bastion of free speech fall to the sheeples.
Keep up the good fight /b/rother
When does the narwhal bacon? if you know what I mean xD xD xD xD
>>81934572
>Calls himself CIA
>His real name is William Wilson
He's got a pretty great comic name and codename already
>>81934662
Yeah but it needs to be CIA and the A is a word to fit the pattern
>>81934176
I kinda wish they had their version of Superdupont. Marvel doesn't really have a good French character.
And no, Gambit doesn't count.
>>81934117
It's Marvel. Most characters who were not brit or murikan used to be clichés (that's a bit less true now)
Hey, let's make a german super dude! We'll name him Blitzkrieg!
Hey, what about an irish super chick? Here is Shamrock!
>>81934117
Why wouldn't Israel have its own superhero? The entire planet has people with superpowers
>>81934687
CIAgent
:^)
>>81934626
This is how to falseflag.
>>81934712
Yeah its pretty shit, not really because of stereotypes being offensive but because of the horrible lack of imagination it displays.
Your job is to create bizarre and super concepts, shit like Shamrock "Irish, has the luck of the irish because she's possessed by ghosts, calls herself shamrock" is just boring.
>>81934703
Batroc is great.
But if you mean "french super hero" or "not goofy french character", I agree
>>81934724
Is that a bitter rival to USAgent or just US after he gets reassigned?
>>81934881
These one-off humor characters and homage/parodies of DC characters were still better than everyone else in Marvel at the time of the Civil War Era
>>81934881
Superdupont is goofy as fuck. A french patriotic superhero should be at least somehow goofy.
But Batroc is a villain and a "pied noir" Algerian.
>>81934869
>Shamrock "Irish, has the luck of the irish because she's possessed by ghosts, calls herself shamrock" is just boring.
sounds fun as fuck compared to "lel super strength and flying! again!"
>>81934117
Kind of weird how she's the ONLY superhuman in all of Israel.
You'd think that MU would assemble a huge team of superhuman israelis both through experimentation, technology and recruiting any Jewish mutants with promises of being treated as well as they treat Sabra. Heck, odds are there's jewish Inhumans too.
>>81935009
Also they had him played by a Canadian who can't hide his accent for shit in TWS and I was kind of offended.
>>81935057
Hell no she's lame as hell, the only way it could have been worse is if the artist drew her like an old-timey racist Irish caricature like they used to do with Banshee.
>>81934117
>superjewess
Oh FUCK yes, this pleases my genitals
>>81935103
I think it's weird that on top of that, Sabra's a mutant. It's improbable that Israel isn't trying to get in on their own super soldiers.
>>81934881
Isn't Swordsman French?
>>81934869
>De Sasanach are a cowardly superstitious lot, so me disguise must be able ter strike terror into their 'earts.
>Yes, father; Oi 'ill be a shamrock.
>>81934117
Remember Fantastic 4: Sinbad or something like that and Jihad?
Eleven days before 9/11?
>>81934117
When's the last time she showed up anywhere?
>>81935169
You're gonna love BvS then.
>>81935103
She's the only superHERO in israel.
Like most other governments, most "useful" super-being are regular soldiers\spies\etc.
USA is the only place where most super-beings don't work for the government in some fashion but act independently.
>>81934117
>Marvel literally has a Captain Dike
Looked at the accompanying image and thought "yeah, I would if I could". That's how I read your post. Twice.
>>81935009
>Superdupont
>goofy
Anti-France spotted
>>81935292
I once had an idea for a story that Magneto had secretely been an ally to Israel for years. They provide each other intel, and Magneto will help them on occasion in exchange for favors.
>>81934117
>their is a superhero representing a nation.
Not shit, Sherlock. That how Marvel rolls.
DC probably would do the same if it wasn't ran by idiots.
>>81935341
But Sabra is a soldier that works for the Israeli government. We've never seen any other Israeli superhumans, or any Israeli soldier using powered armor, not even any Israeli defense robots.
>>81935360
I thought Fluide Glacial published satire comics?
>>81935388
Spotted the Marvel shill. Everyone go home.
>>81935341
>USA is the only place where most super-beings don't work for the government in some fashion but act independently.
Probably because we'd get Civil War constantly.
>>81935417
Superducunt is satire
>>81935415
Because they don't flaunt them out like the USA do.
>>81935421
It's like the right to have a weapon. It's managed in such a stupid way everybody else does it better without even trying.
>>81935388
DC does it too, they've got a whole team of Chinese stereotypes including "Mother of Champions" who's entire superpowers is a shallow reference to China having a massive populationShe rapidly gives birth to short-lived expendable super-soldiers, over and over again
>>81935468
Not goofy then?
>>81935341
>USA is the only place where most super-beings don't work for the government in some fashion but act independently.
Do Big Hero 6 work for the Japanese government?
Which reminds me, have Big Hero 6 been exiled from continuity because of Disney?
>>81934530
This is what it will be like with Bernie Sanders as president. Literally slaves to Israel
>>81935517
I just think no one cares about BH6
>>81935490
>Israel
>Not flaunting its power and military
They'll deny having nukes, but they love bragging about their military might, since they want to intimidate their neighbors.
>USA is full of superheroes
>people die everyday due to collateral damage
>the rest of the world doesn't have superheroes
>few deaths due to collateral damage
Fuck yeah.
>>81935521
>This is what it will be like with any president. Literally slaves to Israel
Fixed.
>>81935503
Thank you for informing me, and not being a dick about, like >>81935417though that whole "joke about so many Chinese people" makes me chuckle.
You guys realize DC and Marvel were funded and fueled by jews, right? 90% of the industry is jewish.
If you dislike jews you shouldn't be reading comics.
>>81935521
>Bernie Sanders
>Slave to Israel
Do you even know what Sanders' stance on Israel is? He openly criticizes them, a taboo for mosy politicians.
>>81935517
The comic BH6 were pretty shitty and forgettable
how can sabra be considered a superhero? that's like saying the red skull is a german superhero.
>>81935581
>USA is full of superheroes
>a few people die everyday due to collateral damage, but thousands are saved
>the rest of the world doesn't have superheroes
>few deaths due to collateral damage, but thousands of deaths caused by villains and disasters that could have been avoided
Fixed that for you
>>81935594
>boo hoo he doesn't let me start company wars
:)
>>81935655
>>few deaths due to collateral damage, but thousands of deaths caused by villains and disasters that could have been avoided
The reason the rest of the world doesn't have many superheroes is because there isn't many muties and freaks outside of the US so they probably don't have supervillains.
>>81935517
>Do Big Hero 6 work for the Japanese government?
Yes.
I think the Heroes of Paris are the only other super-group not being a government super-group... and being JLA expies they most likely have a close relationship with it, like the pre-Bendis Avengers
>>81935562
That's exactly what Sabra is for.
>>81935655
>>>USA is full of superheroes
>>a few people die everyday due to collateral damage, but thousands are saved
>>the rest of the world doesn't have superheroes
>>few deaths due to collateral damage
>>very few super-villains because they either get in government, military or use their powers for legal activities
corrected it for you
>>81935521
Dude, listen to his response at the last debate. Hillary was sucking Israel dick, but Sanders (the agnostic Jew) basically BTFO's Israel and their president, and jewish groups are pissed at him for not showing solidarity and kissing Netanyahu's shoes.
>>81935710
Most likely, there are the same percentage of freaks and mutants around the world as there is in USA... but they don't automatically get hunted down and discriminated.
So they become reasonably well-adjusted individuals, with the governments always having a free spot in their armies\polices for super-powered individuals
>>81935710
>they probably don't have supervillains.
>>81934977
Detective Fantôme sounds based as fuck, I'd totally read a book about him.
>>81935786
>with the governments always having a free spot in their armies\polices for super-powered individuals
On the contrary, it's been established that in most countries, discrimination against mutants is even worse, especially in the 3rd world. In Cable and X-Force it was established that most countries don't allow mutants into their armed forces. Sentinels are bought all over the world.
Canada and Russia of all places are the exceptions.
>>81935388
>DC probably would do the same if it wasn't ran by idiots.
Err...
>>81935867
Shh, let him revel in his prejudice.
>>81934977
I like how the French Green Arrow is a cowboy.
>>81935746
>>81935604
I'll be honest i hadn't seen that.
Hillary Clinton is 6 million times the Jew he is
i think i'm feeling the Bern right now
>>81935867
That Mexican robot looks cool, whats the name?
>>81935810
It's like the rest of the world doesn't let most problems, maniacs, villains and super-powered\super-tech terrorist organizations grow out of control
Once in a while they still, do, obviously.
>>81935866
Which, frankly, is bullshit- and you might note not even referenced anywhere else.
Except in 3rd world countries and, occasionally, Great Britain, most of the world isn't shown having much problems.
Who did write those issues, by the way?
>>81935867
Yeah, when this thread mentioned French heroes, I immediately thought of the DC ones.
>>81935929
Iman, he had a cameo in Final Crisis too, one of the few Planet DC heroes to get any use after their introduction.
>>81935945
>It's like the rest of the world doesn't let most problems, maniacs, villains and super-powered\super-tech terrorist organizations grow out of control
Hydra was founded by German and Japanese war criminals, and none of their leadership is American. Most of their members aren't American either.
>>81935521
But Bernie is not a supporter of Israel. He's pretty much the only candidate who is not.
>>81936020
Yes, it's like ONCE IN A WHILE it happens.
And you are forgetting the Maggia
Oi vey, look at the size of those motza balls!
>>81935604
It's because he's jewish. He gets a almost free pass on it, like blacks get with saying "nigger"
>>81935945
Well, these days every country hates mutants more than ever after Scott Summers, the most evil mutant in history, did something very bad.
>>81934712
Is Blitzkrieg not a cool name, though?
>>81936238
It's a Nazi war tactic anon, the Germans were understandibly upset
>>81935601
how about taking away the industry to goys?
this is just getting tiresome... so old seeing so many women Jews and gays in my comics, what happened to the strong Aryan characters man?
>>81936020
Isn't Viper American?
>>81936299
>what happened to the strong Aryan characters man?
Too gay.
>>81936348
Her name is Ophelia Sarkissian, she's a Hungarian orphan
>>81934712
The weird thing was, even in the 80s when this pic (from Contest of Champions) occurred, the notion of national-stereotype heroes was already laughed at. Then they make shamrock-themed Irish character and a dreamwalking Australian character. I shook my head at this nonsense even back then.
>>81935632
>implying he's not
>>81936407
>Sarkissian
Teehee
>complains about Jews characters
>from a company that was founded by jews
You only have yourself to blame.
>>81936299
You still have Barry Allen, Aquaman, and Steve Rogers.
>>81936407
She sounds armenian to me. Hungarians have more weirder names.
>>81934117
It's like a pike, or a pipe, and of course she overextends her spine to fall graciously like a plume.
And she's hot so when you think she's like an angel falling gently into your arms she's much heavier than she seems and goes and punches you in the nuts.
Like a harpy.
>>81936715
>Like a harpy.
Is her daddy a pilot?
>>81934117
She even fights the Palestinian version of Cap all the time too.
>>81938184
They are just tsundere for each other
National Superhero Thread?
>>81934463
How's the ninth grade treating you?
>>81939576
Is this comic any good?
>>81942647
He's not wrong about it being regressive though. He is wrong about all religious people being bad.
>>81934348
Sabra's been around for decades. She first appeared in 1980, one of Bill Mantlo's many contributions.
>>81934572
CIAngel
>>81935521
Bernie is literally the only candidate to snub Netenyahu in public. Although maybe you think that's just Jewish tricks.
