Balu could have beat Shere Khan with preptime.
>>81922558
His name is Babaloo, you fool.
Winnie the Pooh v. Hobbes would be a more interesting fight.
Feline of Benghal versus Ursa of Orient
>>81922636
Fucking this.
>>81922636
Unfair fight. Winnie the Pooh has an entourage.
I have seen a Sumatran tiger in the wilds. Scariest fucking experience I ever had. I have never seen a bear in real life so I have to reserve judgement.
>>81922558
Some Bears can kick Tiger's ass. But, Balu would lose because he's a bitch ass nigga.
#TeamKhan
>post yfw Kaa appeared
That's how it starts. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns men cups... cruel.
>>81922761
>cubs.
>>81922701
You mean unfair against Pooh because Hobbes has Calvin
>>81922793
Yeah, about that.
>>81922793
.. and Pooh has Christopher Robin. Still unfair fight with the advantage of Pooh.
>>81922887
>>81922889
Fucking rekt
>same old, book inaccurate Kaa again, except gender flipped and with even less screen time
He wasn't a grizzly you dumb twat. Ever look at them on screen and compare the size. Doesn't matter what kind of Tiger Khan was, he'd rape boogaloo with his fat ass, tiny jaws, and sloth claws like the manchild, stoner, faggot he was.
>>81922887
>>81922889
Calvin means Stupendos Man as well. And even Christopher Robin can't navigate ther ules of Calvinball.
>>81925064
What makes you think a better, faster version of every character playing the game wouldn't be amazing at calvinball
The only way to beat him would be to skip straight to the argument part
>>81922558
Why can't they be friends?
I've never seen or read the jungle book. What do?
What the fuck kind of bear is Baloo? A sloth bear?
My history professor mentioned that the real reason they stopped pitting lions and tigers against bears was because the bears win every time. They're heavier and break the tiger's leg every time on the first or second swing.
>>81925279
They call him a sloth bear, but he's actually a Himalayan Brown Bear
>>81925409
>Himalayan Brown Bear
In a jungle? In India?
>>81925264Every adaptation of The Jungle Books is inaccurate as can be. Watch the movies first, then enjoy superior book comfy.
cool thread
>>81922793
>>81922887
>>81922889
It depends on the weather. Calvin gets +5 attack in snowy conditions due to his ability to summon killer snowmen. Besides, I'd imagine that enough water balloons can do significant damage to stuffed animals like Pooh. calvin and Hobbes are more combat-oriented characters than Christopher Robin and his fucking pansy stuffed entourage
>>81924366
>>81925279
>>81925409
>>81925438
It irks me that Baloo is never portrayed as a Sun-bear, since that's also the major bear species found in India. Sun Bears are fucking cool too.
>>81922636
>Winnie the Pooh v. Hobbes
It's really going to be a psychic battle between Christopher Robin and Calvin.
>>81922887
>>81922889Calvin by a fucking country mile.
>>81922761
What's with this mencups?
>>81925409
But Himalayan Brown Bears hibernate!
If he was a sloth bear like the book Shere Khan would have a pretty good chance against him but it looks like they made him a Himalayan brown bear which would curb stomp a tiger on strength and durability alone
>>81922558
Could?Baloo created the prep-time, and used the expendable man cub to kill Kahn.
>>81922558
Baloo really is a lazy piece of shit since he wasn't able to immediately demolish Shere Khan.
>>81928631
>He doesn't know how cruel our lord can be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10
>>81922558
They should'vebecome best friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUg9E41ImzY
>>81928859
He's a Sloth Bear in this too.
Bagheera calls him one.
>>81922975
They realized they fucked up by casting Scarlett Johansson and had Kaa immediately gutted by Baloo.
>>81922887
How good would Christopher Robin be at Calvinball?
>Jungle Book
>Zootopia
>Civil War
>all 90% RT or higher
how does Disney DO IT?!
Obligatory
>>81925192
Did they find out their moms have the same names?
>>81922558
Tell that to Kaa's neck.
>>81922558
>THE GREATEST GLADIATOR MATCH IN HISTORY, TIGER OF JUNGLE VERSUS BEAR OF HIMALAYA
>>81922558
TELL ME
DO YOU BURR?
>>81935149
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>>81935630
YOU WILL
>>81931331
They have actual quality control.
>>81922558
Nature doesn't work like how faggots make it out to seem. The biggest shit usually survives, because animals rely mostly on raw power. And a bear is the rawest power of all.
>>81935654
>>81935630
>>81935149
>>81929270
>bear, lion, and tiger
>simba walks in and says "we never really knew our mothers, huh?"
>>81922636
Make it baseball
>>81929270
OH MY!
