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considering that he's not human, can superman recreate with
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considering that he's not human, can superman recreate with human beings? or does he require another kryptonian to produce offspring?

what would even happen if he had a kid, would the kid be a superkid?
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>>81886693
PROCREATE
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>>81886693
Yes he can. There's going to be a comic series about it called Super Sons
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>>81886703
I'd normally call out correction faggotry, but not here.


>>81886693
Seriously OP?
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Read a comic you fucking goon, he has a kid in Lois and Clark right now.
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>>81886693
His Semen is SUPER and can adapt to anything.

His semen has super powers. We are closer to a plant than to superman on a genetic level, but his supersemen can modify the eggs he is trying to mix with.

There you go op your autism is now pleased,
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>>81886693
Read Larry Niven's "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". Read it out loud. To your mom.
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>>81889161
>Implying Kryptonians don't have precise control of their kegel muscles
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Superman's super sperm would blow out the back of Lois Lane like a shotgun blast. Only Wonder Woman has uterus strong enough to contain his super seed. the only safe way for superman to have sex with lois would be with a kryptonite condom. which would kill him.
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>>81889898
But he also has super self-control and super-gentleness
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>>81889898
Kevin Smith please go and stay go.
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>>81886693

He can do reenactments with humans.
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>>81889898

Stale.
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>>81886693
>what would even happen if he had a kid, would the kid be a superkid?
yes, over the years he has had a lot of kids. is today the day of casual superman fans and I just was not told anything?
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>>81889161
>taking a joke too far
you are the reason bechdel test is seen as since "science "
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Superman literally has a kid with Lois right at this moment.
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>>81889670
Big ol' jar of super-jizz.
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>>81888763
>His Semen is SUPER and can adapt to anything.
Does that mean it will fly around and won't stop until every single cell has impregnated someone?
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>>81886693
Superman is a pure comic book character that flies through the power of Yellow Sun.

He's not going to let something conventional like genetics stand in his way any more than physics.
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>>81894385
If Superman willed it, yeah. Why hasn't he jacked off at his fortress then order his sperm to impregnated every female animal of every species on Earth? All of his children would still look like normal Kryptinians, not abominable hybrids.
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