...Hello? Who is this?
>>81858198
I want to take a dump in your pool and watch you swim around in it.
>>81858198
[muffled jazz music playing in the distance]
Fuck you Texas and fuck your Lone Star beer.
>>81858198
>>81858198
Bane?
>>81858318
>not ghostface
>>81858338
>not going old school Myers
Yo mama so black, whenever she steps in a car the oil light comes on
The State Farm guy
>>81858198
It's me, your alternate universe canadian version of yourself!
>>81858353
Ghostface is the one that calls his victims. So it makes sense to use him.
Now lookie here, Slave Ruth...
>>81858454
Myers was one of the first "quite phone calls"
>>81858198
I want you to suck my dick!
>>81858198
hello it's me Chuck.
>>81858314
lol
>>81858198
>WAH WAH, WAH WAH WAH WAH
This is Patrick!
I'm asking the questions. I called you.
>Who is this?
I used to be somebody.
Yo momma's said
>Yo momma's said who?
Yo momma's said be knock, knock, knockin' around my headboard while I bite the ripples on her back and tiger-fuck her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7xFrJxdIBg
2000 phone > 60s phone
>>81858198
>"Your mother!"
>*CLICK*
>>81858198
https://youtu.be/a6h8IvTzuaw?t=15
>>81858198
Yeah, hello.
I'm looking for an Al
Last name Coholic
IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
>>81858198
Parker?
>>81858198
Phoneposting sucks in every way
It's PHONE!
Hello? Uhh yes hello?
What no this is not chuck!
YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!
Buster I swear, if this is another prank
>>81858198
>>81865507
That poor man. I felt so sorry for him.
>>81858445
FUCKING CANADA WAFUI FAGS, WHAT DOSE GROJBAND GOTTA DO WITH PEANUTS????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
