There once was a man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke with a fright in the middle of the night
to find that his dream had come true
Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan!
>>81817528
And then what happened?
>>81817528
el peruANO
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He wiped off his chin as he said with a grin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
There once was a man with a cape,
Whose sidekick was a talking ape.
He was a stone cold killer,
Written by Mark Millar,
So you know he's guilty of rape!
There was a young fella named Cager
Who as the result of a wager
Had offered to fart
The whole oboe part
Of Mozart's Quartet in F Major
There was a man obsessed with orange
...
>>81818491
>There was a man obsessed with orange
>Who painted his house, from doorknob to door-hinge
>He sewed orange gowns and drove into town
>Just to buy himself an orange whore binge
I tried.
>>81818703
Points for creativity.
>>81818703
>whore binge
Very nice.
What is the rhyming structure Gary's using?
The A-A-B-B-A structure?
I know there's a term for it but I can't remember it at the moment...
>>81818703
>orange whore
Jersey Shore?
>>81818826
Limerick
Reminder: the limeric verse
Has five lines in total. If yours
Is six long, or four,
Don't post here no more
(Unless you don't feel no remorse).
>>81820944
A new challenger appears
>>81817528
There once was a man named Ennis.
>>81821727
Who lived a good life of happiness.
>>81818826
>>81818881
>The last word in lines 1, 2, and 5 must rhyme and contain 8-9 syllables each.
>The last word in lines 3 and 4 must rhyme and contain 5-6 syllables each.
http://www.grammarly.com/blog/2015/five-most-famous-limericks-and-their-histories/
>>81822360
Until the day he found an imageboard
>>81825980
So he thanked the Lord.
For the anime girls in excess.
Había una ve un peruano timorato que soño que se comia su zapato,desperto temblando como un pato y cumplio su sueño despues de un rato.
(spanish version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmP4NJ9_Cu0
>>81818373
Aladdin?
>>81818703
>whore binge
>>81818703
Nice/10
There once was a woman from Que.
who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grain.
if they paid to get in.
they'll pay to get out of it too.
>>81832618
I feel that this works better if the first line becomes
>There once was a girl from Peru
>>81832618
>She said with a grain.
You mean grin right?
The poem is about Professor Zoom
>>81818703
Not bad.
There once was a man from 4chan
who thought of posting his ban.
Everyone saw his IP and his MyPeen
I can't fucking think this limerick straight so I'm going to eat Mexican Flan.
