Deadpool might be a terrible superhero, husband, and friend, but damn it if he isn't good with kids.
>>81775834
This recent? Who's the glowign blue chick?
>>81775834
Fuck you mile
>>81775899
A cosmic cube.
>>81775834
One of my favourite parts of Remender's X-Force run was Wade somehow managing to be the heart of the team, but equally backed it up by being a nice guy like how he interacted with Evan.
>>81775899
SHIELD broke a cosmic cube and the pieces started to reform and became a child. Apparently Cosmic Cubes are eggs that hatch into Beyonders. This girl is a really young Beyonder.
That's the one rule Deadpool always follows, he doesn't want kids to get hurt.
>>81776113
>>81776059
Fuck, Deadpool really IS Marvel's best babysitter.
How's his kid doing anyway? Haven't kept up with DP if you couldn't tell.
>>81776144
The issue this page is from came out today.
So wait.
Does this make Deadpool a better Wolverine than Wolverine?
>>81776144
He's not technically allowed to be near her anymore.
>>81776144
iirc he sent her into hiding (as he has recently become famous and popular) to ensure that nobody tries to target her in an attempt to get to him.
>>81776191
:(
better safe than sorry I guess
>>81775834
>Deadpool might be a terrible superhero, husband, and friend, but damn it if he isn't good with kids.
So he is the new Wolverine.
>>81776113
That's stupid
>>81776192
>(as he has recently become famous and popular)
It's a good thing that the movie was a success or that joke would have had its wings clipped.
>>81776257
Cosmic Cubes turning into sentient entities isn't a new thing
>>81775834
Tumblr blog sauce please
>>81776257
You got a better explanation?
I thought so.
Fuck you.
>>81776374
Omega mutant
He has always been good with kids since Syrin, banshee daugther, in the 90s
>>81775834
Deadpool should just take care of everyone's kids or start a school.
He's better at it than Logan is, at least Deadpool doesn't exclusively pick up young vulnerable teenage girls.
So now deadpool turn into Spiderman Jason Wolverine right ?
>>81775834
Post the fucking sauce right now OP
>>81776857
But ALL the young girls want to be fucked by the fatherly wolverine, all of them. Every single girl, including the lesbians. And the writers assume that all comic readers want to BE wolverine fucking the teenage girls, all of them. Including the gay readers. Wolverine can do no wrong, and everything he does is good.
It's one of the reasons I haven't bought a marvel rag in decades. Nope. Those get ripped.
>>81777701
You're reading too much into things. It's just writers ripping off the original Logan/Kitty Teamup thanks to their lack of creativity instead of doing something original.
>>81775834
>>81776857
DEADPOOLS SCHOOL FOR GIFTED YOUNGSTERS WHEN
"And you shall be called my D-Women!"
>>81776257
It's marvel for you.
>>81778112
>>81777701
>BE wolverine fucking the teenage girls
You got that backwards. Wolverine has (had?) a lot of female readers. I knew so many housewives in the 90's buying Wolverine. My own mother was nuts over him.
>>81776387
enough with this cancerous mutant scum
>>81778260
Hahahaha, it sounds plausible and that worries me.
>>81778252
How is Wade talking without lungs? I know how he's alive but he shouldn't be able to produce sound without the ability to vibrate vocal cords which he doesn't have as a head.
>>81778320
Never try to make logic out of works of fiction.
>>81778320
That's been asked by people in the comics before. Noone knows.
>>81775834
Miles for the love of god shut the fuck up. You're ruining a good page
>>81778320
Vibrator
>>81778320
It's Deadpool's secret power, to be able to talk no matter what.
What makes you think nobody has ever successfully tried to shut him up?
>>81778320
He's ignoring the fact that he can't, and thus he can. Same explanation as being able to regenerate his whole head, or always having an intact costume between fights, he ignores continuity laws
Anyone storytime Avenger ?
>>81776138
Eh. I remember back when he'd say "I'm a merc. Pay me enough and I'll shoot babies. I won't like it, but I'll do it."
>>81782026
isn't one of problem when he join weapon X is that time when their kill children , right ?
>>81778320
Was it Ultimate Hulk vs Wolverine where Logan gets decapitated and Nick Fury explained that he's now breathing through his skin?
I think the healing factor is more of a survival or continuation factor
>>81777426
She wasn't a kid. In fact they dated.
