>Imbued with the powers of Superman, Lois Lane pledges to use her powers to protect Metropolis as the new Superwoman. The only problem is, Lois’ new powers are killing her, and neither she nor her friend and confidant Lana Lang know what to do about it. Will Lois even survive long enough to find out the deadly secret of ULTRA-WOMAN?
Forgot the link
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/04/11/its-official-lois-lane-is-superwoman-in-dc-rebirth/
>>81716599
We copying marvel now?
>>81716599
Wait so this is New 52 Lois or Pre-52 Lois? I'm gonna assume the former given the Lana Lang nod.
When is harley going to punch out joker and get arrested because she believes in a strong independent Womyn superhero.
This entire Rebirth line looks so fucking horrible. Fuck you, DC.
We DC Thor now
>>81716599
>the big 2 isn't the same guys!!
>>81716767
This.
>>81716649
>>81716767
Superman hasn't gone away, geniuses. Lois just has powers too now because slapping an 'S' shield on something can guarantee sales almost as much as slapping a bat on it.
>>81716599
This book is sounding lamer than it did when all we knew was the title.
>>81716767
It's only DC Thor when Lois is given Superman's powers after they're taken away from him for not being worthy of them anymore
>>81716767
>>81716649
As long as the book doesn't jam SJW messages down our throats, I don't see a problem.
>>81716762
Nah, it doesn't. Youre just a GL/New52 Supes fan
>>81716767
How the fuck is this like Thor? Because a woman also has powers? By that logic we shouldn't ever have Batgirl or Batwoman.
>>81716599
>Lois gets superpowers
WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THESE FANTASTIC NEW STORIES
>>81716825
I know. It's just the first thing that came to mind giving the synopsis.
>>81716786
>>81716767
>>81716649
Lois Lane becomes SUPERMAN! Smashing cis shitlords who use "feminism" like a four letter word!
Oh wait she's calling herself SuperWOMAN. Nevermind.
>>81716825
New52 Superman has lost his powers and Lois gets them.
Now Lois' powers are killing her
>>81716886
No its because the character who originally had the powers has lost them, it goes to a new host and its now slowly killing Lois when she uses her power.
>>81716832
>>81716838
>>81716886
Calm down guys. Jeez.
>>81716599
>Superhero's girlfriend becomes a female version of him but also she's dying
Huh.
>>81716912
>Lois gets powers
>sudden power-boost is killing main character
Both of these are taken straight from A-SS.
>>81716599
You know All Star did this already and that was probably a homage
Plus no nickname for her is funnier than Whor
Whor written by a good writer. Whor done right. Are you in /co/?
>>81716948
>No its because the character who originally had the powers has lost them
There's like 3 Supermen at this point. They need to kill off at least one of them.
>>81716994
>>81717010
Yeah but Whor applied them to a single character
>>81716848
Nah, it does look like shit
>girl friend of well known superhero gets there power. But plot twist it's killing them
Fuck dcs not even trying to hide it anymoer. Straight up fosthor
Is Ultra-woman earth-3 Superwoman with Ultraman's power? I don't see Lois winning that one.
>>81716599
Why? Just WHY? Why does Lois NEED super powers?
>>81717119
To not die when taking the Superdick
>>81716599
I was beginning to think it was pre crisis Kara who had just dyed her hair. because we don't know where she escaped to after Convergence
>Lois' new powers are killing her
Good
>>81716599
I would honestly rather read about Ultra-Woman
>>81717159
From who? Her superman is dead. Which is why she has his powers. And pre Flashpoint has a lois
>>81716599
This sounds like a Silver Age comic book cover.
>>81717119
So DC can show Marvel how to do Whor the correct way, my negro don't get your panty in a bunch. Trust Jimenez. He isn't just coming out of retirement to write shit.
>>81716599
I feel like it would be really hard to get invested in this series because you know right from the start that it's a very temporary thing and the status quo will quickly return.
>>81717259
Nobody's saying New52 Supes is dead
Probably depowered
>>81717292
>>81717313
Again?
>>81717300
What status quo? She has already been replaced with Pre Flashpoint Lois and Clark
>>81717300
Nigga, you're reading big 2.
>>81717256
This 2beeh pham
>>81717349
Yes, that's why it's a Rebirth for him
Is this New 52 or Supermom Lois?
>Lois Lane is Superwoman
Who in the actual fuck was asking for this?
>>81717346
>Supermaid
>>81716994
>straight from ass
This.
>>81716848
This is the wrong take. It really looks awful. New52 is awful. DC is awful.
>>81716599
Anyone else notice that this is the exact premise to Jane Foster's thor, or naw...
Who the fuck is interested in Lois? Goddamn, so many fucking retards in that company.
>>81717476
It's the one who is a huge cunt.
>>81717589
Anyone else notice anon didn't read the thread, or naw...
>>81717528
>>81717607
Samefagging this hard.
>>81717614
is this a fan-made comic?
I don't like any of this shit, I don't like superlois, I don't like dying supes, I don't like bringing back the pre-52 supes to replace the current one
>>81717589
It's not. It's similar. It looks like Lois can't turn her powers off and she isn't replacing Superman. Meanwhile a Lightning Junkie is apparently worthy of being Thor
>>81717715
>I don't like bringing back the pre-52 supes to replace the current one
Why? He's better in every way
>>81717119
So Aaron can see the storyline being done competently.
Jimenez is a pretty good writer.
>Waiting for fans to come up with something better ever
We could have had Lara instead
Remember that
>>81717938
Injustice is shit, get over it.
>>81717938
Like Superman being able to impregnate Lois ever mad sense. Also, Injustice is terrible but I do prefer when Superman has a daughter than a son.
>>81717996
But Super Sons is going to be awesome anon
You think DC will let him black Lois? He tried with Diana and got cucked by DC editorial and Cucka.
>>81718100
What the hell are you even saying? Talk English, motherfucker.
>>81718100
wait, who's trying to get lois blacked?
>>81718131
His saying
>You think DC will let him writer Lois being in a relationship with a Black Man?. He tried with Diana but got shot down by DC Editorial and Greg Rucka
>>81718163
Jimenez I'm sure. He has always been progressive.
>>81718192
Huh.
When did that happen? Rucka left before New52 happened, so they tried to get married-to-Clark Lois to cheat on him with a black dude?
>>81718192
>writer
write?
>>81718100
>being this obsessed with fictional characters fucking a fictional black man
>>81716819
literaly the plot of the female thor
-new thor is Odinsons human girlfriend
-dies due to cancer
>>81717047
>There's like 3 Supermen at this point.
>Super-man (Lex?)
>Superman (Pre-Flashpoint Superman)
>Superman (New Chinese guy)
>Superboy (the clone)
>Superboy (Pre-Flashpoint Superman's son)
>Supergirl
>Krypto
Way more than 3 Supermen.
>>81718324
It's his fetish, he can't help it.
>>81716599
Adventures of Lois and Clark did that in the 90s already.
>>81718315
Yeah, I added an "R" by mistake, sorry
>>81716819
Female Thor being Jane.
Superwoman being Lois
>>81717119
So that she can date Steel as Superwoman and mimic the Whor and Falcon scene.
>>81718354
Except this one will be better written because Jimenez can do progressive and well written at the same time. Unlike Aaron.
>>81718359
My God, what the fuck!
>>81718381
It's been done plenty of times before then
>>81718416
So she and Lana are going to fight over Steel?
>>81717684
Depends, is JRJR a fan?
>>81718419
Yeah. Art will be better here too. Jimenez is discount Perez but in a very good way.
>>81718359
are all these supermen building up to superboy breaking trough the source wall and all of them trying to stop him? half of those just seem like jobber fodder for him to snap their necks
>Not Earth-11 Superwoman
>>81718557
>War of the Supermen II
I'm okay with this.
>>81718359
I was referring to the fact that Post-Crisis, Post-Flashpoint, and Rebirth Kal-El all seem to exist in the same universe now, not just people with Kryptonian powers.
>>81719294
But there's only two, post-crisis and post-flashpoint
>>81716819
Theres an exact line in whor, that says being Thor is killing her, pretty sure its the very scene where its "revealed" that its jane
>>81717996
Dude it'd take like a panel to explain some BS super science shit to have them fuck.
I hate when they turn a character into a sperm jar for him.
What if it is E3 Lois Lane? The one already called Superwoman and has power??
>>81718849
We need Blue Lantern Superman.
>>81720522
It's confirmed to be Earth-0's lois
>>81720610
Well she's a bitch. Hope she dies.
>>81719519
Jane had cancer before becoming Thor, the influx of power made the cancer stronger too, I guess.
>>81716599
>Lois is now Superwoman
>But her powers b killing her
>Just like with Madame Thor over at that other comic company
I want some of what DC is smoking. Do I? No wait, I don't think I do....
>>81717346
>>81717484
>Supermaid
Does that mean she cleans really fast? What about her cooking? is it super as well?
Okay, cannot possibly care any less for Thor, but I have to ask. How long has this Femthor thing been going on? I doubt that it's a rip if it happened in like, the past 3 months
>>81716649
Except Lois isn't calling herself Superman and being the only Superman and she is being written by a good writer.
Also after all those years of Marvel copying DC it's only fair
>DC editorial decides to kill off New 52 Superman and bring back pre-Flashpoint Superman
>"Well, pre-Flashpoint Superman already has a Lois, so what do we do with New 52 Lois?"
>"Kill her too?"
>"Yeah that sounds good"
Look, I was one of those cranky assholes that hated New 52 Superman, but I just wanted the writing to get better. I love that the old Superman is back, but the way they're bringing him into the current DCU as THE Superman is honestly kind of unsavory.
>>81716929
>Also after all those years of Marvel copying DC it's only fair
Way to make your initial argument invalid my man
>>81716599
>The only problem is, Lois’ new powers are killing her
Of fucking course they are. Why does this shit always happen?
>>81728316
Whoops meant for >>81728149
>>81723994
Like a year and a half
>>81717346
>supermaid
>not going for the cheesy Superma'am
we All-Star Superwoman now?
>>81716929
I don't quite see how this couldn't go into SJW territory only because she has the woman suffix.
Not that I wish it or anything.
>>81717964
Fuck you, parts of it are excellent and this was one of them.
![51df1FhZWrL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hiRaMlR.jpg "51df1FhZWrL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg")
>>81717479
No one, what kind of fucking stupid question is this. They don't make comics because people are asking for them.
>hurrdehurrr who da fuck asked for a Super Sons comic??
>>81716599
>Privileged white woman is superwoman instead a woman of color
Way to keep oppression and racism alive in your comics, DC. Yet you wonder why Marvel is eating you alive in sales and popularity.
>>81716599
>The only problem is, Lois’ new powers are killing her
Why does this sound so familiar?
>>81718359
>no steel
>cyborg superman
>Eradicator
>all these MUH WHOR guys
Come on, Lois's gotten superpowers with stupid gimmick/drawback to make her lose them dozens of times
>>81719294
REBIRTH IS NOT A FUCKING REBOOT. THERE IS NO REBIRTH KAL EL. IT'S JUST FUCKING PRE-FP CLARK AND POST-FP CLARK REEEEEEEEEEE LEARN TO FUCKING READ.
>>81731378
this. was also in allstar sups,dean cain sups, hell whenever there has been a long runing sups there has been a lois gets powers period and new 52 is just all the old stories cut down to cliff notes and sped up
>>81717888
are you a batfag?what was the point of having sups down on street level? dean cain superman is the one true superman that is the tone his stories should have
but will Jimmy Olsen be married to a female gorilla or fight Aquaman to death in a desert?
>>81718359
>Superboy (the clone)
Pre-Flashpoint Kon-El is back? Or the New 52 one?
>After Lois Lane notices that every time Superman cums inside her she gains superpowers she decides to protect Metropolis.
>Only one problem remains. The powers are temporary and so she has to continue to receive creampies by Superman.
>Superman doesn't have the time to keep fucking Lois and since she's addicted to the powers she becomes a super whore, fucking the entire JL as well as super villains in hopes of receiving their powers.
Sounds good.
>>81716599
killing? we continue even with that? Here says new52 superman powers are divided between:
Lex Luthor
Lois Lane
Chinese -Superman
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/04/11/superman-the-last-one-standing-more-dc-rebirth-details/
and only she is dying? Ultrawoman... the cousin of Ultraman, adult? or Superwoman crime syndicate with another name?
>>81716599
Why do they keep doing this shit?
The Superbooks were good once...
>>81718359
You forgot Steel.
>>81716599
.. Anyone know if this is a short-lived comic?
6 chapters for example ... Because more often bad start .. he is dying and just starting
Create a comic Superwoman for this? She could have appeared in Action Comics for example ..
If she survives the disease, congratulations .. If continue with powers .. if not, what I said of Action Comics.
>>81731272
If you were going for autistic, you nailed it.
>>81733022
Why isn't his face completely covered?
>>81733576
Why does he wear a cape?
>>81731272
Yeah they do, it's called popular demand and as a business DC listens to it.
>>81716599
With a new character.I do not have the impression that we will lose superwoman
However only the lois crime syndicate has been here for years.. This title has only worked well with her.. Good Superwomens? They have not lasted nothing.
>>81716599
oh go fuck yourself, dc
>>81718359
>Krypto is Superman now
Since when?
>>81731370
>>81733022
I thought people who are Superman have "Superman" as their name. But I guess I was mistaken.
>>81728225
>DC editorial decides to kill off New 52 Superman and bring back pre-Flashpoint Superman
That's not what they're doing. Pre-Flashpoint Superman will operate in the public eye again. Meanwhile New52 Superman will still live, but as depowered Clark Kent.
>>81716599
That costume would be GOAT on Superman himself.
Jim Lee shouldn't be allowed near pencils or paper anymore.
>>81733576
He's the most prominent black person of Superman's supporting cast, they have to show it off.
>>81733536
>>81733661
Not who you're replying to but it's true that a functioning business panders to what an audience thinks they want. However, a SMART business actually creates something different to give an audience something they never knew they wanted.
>>81731370
>no steel
He is no Superman. Superman doesn't carry a hammer. If anything, he is cosplaying as the gay love child of Superman and Thor.
>cyborg superman
Not on Earth
>Eradicator
Doesn't exist anymore
>>81717614
>>81718359
I think Chinese Superman, Superwoman, and the baddie from Super League are all going to get New 52 Clark's powers.
>>81717293
I-I'll trust you, senpai
