WARNING: Very decompressed storyline
Got a fuck-up.
>>81513877
Who is she, anyway? I'm not familiar much with Witchblade and such.
>>81513974
See >>81513961
>>81514019
Yeah, noticed it's fuck-up. I kinda hoped it'll be stealth thread hijack. Today's issue of Uncanny was boring.
>>81514085
Hence the OP one-liner.
>>81514085
I am at least glad they are not going into the future to deal with whatever the extraordinary team is dealing
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Good art?
>>81514154
Land is on break.
>>81514125
Indeed. Or yet another round of Genesis "woe is me, future me is Hitler".
Which he shares with Kidclops, now that I think of it.
>>81514186
>"woe is me, future me is Hitler".
frankly, if I was young hitler, I would learn what the old hitler did wrong and would do the same, sans mistakes
>>81514246
Ha!
And that is actually good plot idea, desu. Usually young clones of older villains become good and such. It'd be interesting to see villain seeing what went wrong and buttfuck heroes.
>>81514269
at this point, why did they make sabertooth a good guy again? He's basically a wolverine clone like X-23.
>I'm good! I don't kill!
>Oh wait I'm bringing out my beast side now
>>81514308
He'll lose AXIS effect soon. Bunn said so in some CBR interview.
>>81514246
Cyke should have done this
>>81514320
>Morlocks are dying
MARROW NO!
>>81514306
Exactly. It would also deal with interesting moral dilemmas. People don't really change. They just get better at hiding their secrets and fucked-up ideas
False deity.
It's really weird. Few years ago I considered Bunn complete garbage. I still don't like his Deadpool, but since Magneto, I sort of... warm up to him.
I missed reading competent X-Men
>>81514327
Good, I praise Bunn, it was literal shit to keep that, I suppose only reason was because Wolverine stand-in was needed, but now... we have Old Logan and X-23 is Wolverine.
>>81514042
I thought mags was a scrawny old man. When did he ripped?
Here's the backup story which directly deals with the aftermath of the events of last issue with the Contest of Champions #1-6 artistic team, but different colorist.
>>81514412
90s
>>81514419
Meant for pic related.
>>81514412
Sometime around Marvel Now, unfortunately around that time as well he lost his hair.
>>81514393
>Christians gathering to praise mutant and not crucify him
Yeah, right.
>>81514456
As anon pointed
>Xavier dies
>Magneto shaves head
>Cyclops dies
>Magneto wears similar suit to Cyclops'
Either anon is reaching or bald Magneto is example of Bendis' deepest lore.
>>81514473
I never had problem with marvel citizens being strawman, but I do hope that this page will shut the fuck up all these annoying fucktards who repeat like parrots "bigotry against mutants make no sense" crap
>>81514521
MOJO!
Captcha: current year minus UXM current issue
>>81514521
I figure it's Bastion it bottom panel.
End.
>>81514638
>EXM skips an issue there
>>81514451
>X-Men will protect and fight for everyone
Does that include Inhumans?
>>81514486
You mean Bendis the writer?
>>81514859
>Does that include Inhumans?
lol, of course not. they can rot in hell for what they did
>>81514473
Friendly reminder that Kang conquered the world at the same time as Genosha and the X-Men didn't even try to stop him.
>>81514859
>Does that include Inhumans?
You forgot girls' night out already?
>>81514544
All this imagery is Japanese, not Tibetan.
>Xorn is Asian and all Asian culture is the same
>>81514907
And people wonder why shared universe is idiotic.
>>81515040
It's fine as long as you're not that moron who always goes " Well why Doesn't [ insert hero ] just call [ insert team ] to help? "
>>81514412
He got de-aged twice. Once in the 70s he was turned into a baby, then a Shi'ar aged him back into his late 30s, early 40s.
Then in the late 90s, early 00s during Magneto War we learned that a former pupil of his, deaged him again when she fixed his brain (that was due to his mind being completely wiped by Professor X in Fatal Attractions).
That's how this scrawny old man is looks ripped like heck.
>>81515597
And people say Magneto is too old for Holocaust survivor origin
>>81515631
it's never too old to be a holocaust survivor
>>81514521
This better mean a future Mojo arc on this comic!
>>81515734
after apocalypse wars, we get hellfire club arc, so... it's possible
>>81515798
Cram in another event or two. Mojo's turn could be in 15 issues or so.
>>81515845
Civil War Zwei tie-in gets its own mini-series
Don't know about death of x
>>81515914
They didn't announce anything about Death of X yet. Gotta shill Civil War Zwei and Apocalypse Wars first.
>>81516045
They announced enough for some fag to troll /co/
>>81516093
>muggas get fucked off to another reality
>we Game of Thrones now
>>81514042
>He's growing back the hair
thank fuck
>>81516175
if it means brother-sister incest, I'm all okay for that
>>81514166
>Hold on
Creed she's invulnerable.
>>81514197
>reading body language
M, you're a telepath. A weak one mind you, but why the hell are you reading body language?
>>81514295
All this drama
I'd just go "Cool it Cal, it's an alternate reality creed"
>>81516210
yeah, remember the ultimate universe wanda and pietro
>>81516337
probably the only good thing about the ultimates
>>81514338
Please X-Men, you're doing so well, no bible bashing, plz.
>>81516337
I remember Wasp's face being all "everyone does that today Steve, it's perfectly fine".
>>81514451
>Message of Peace
Oh jeez. I guess they're bored with Mutants = Gays and now Mutants = Muslims
>>81516429
Xavier ackbar anon
>>81514306
The clone of the Red Skull in Uncanny Avengers only had memories of WWII, but he researched all the mistakes the original did in the modern era and learned from them.
It's why he decided that what he should really focus on is killing all mutants.
>>81516572
Wasn't Multiple Man suicide bomber in Ultimate?
>>81516592
He's one in the shitstorm (by a meme creative team) called "Ultimatum."
>>81516644
Man, that comic sucked.
>>81514495
Looks like Sebastian Shaw recovered from Emma Frost's mindrape and is back to his old shenanigans again
>>81514114
So it's obvious at this point that Magneto's the White King (or Black King, I forget which one is the mystery) of the Hellfire Club right?
>>81514405
I think this book's a little weaker than the Magneto solo. But for all his faults, Bunn writes a really good Magneto.
>>81516572
All may convert to Graymalkianism, but to leave Graymalkianism is death.
Usually by Wolverine
>>81513852
What happened to him?
>>81518625
Death Seed.
>>81513829
Yay, Land is gone.
>>81514085
>Today's issue of Uncanny was boring.
>>81513818
>WARNING: Very decompressed storyline
Well from the interviews I got the impression that Bunn will just do whatever for this non-event until the editors let him continue writing his book in peace and we can get to the actually interesting stuff with Hellfire.
>>81514564
It's not that it doesn't make sense. The X-Men do fucked up shit all the time. But in a world of people with powers, giving a shit about the X-Men is dumb because of all the other people out there. Like, the larger argument should be people with powers, not just the X-Men.
>>81514521
FUCK YEAH MOJO. Also given all the purple in that last panel, I'm guessing it's Bastion.
>>81519020
mutants are evolution
extraordinary super beings are not
however, there are numerous instances of marvel citizens protesting against:
-spider-man
-fantastic four
-avengers
-doctor strange
so, the x-men are not the only ones who get the hate
>>81514405
Maybe he got better with time.
Or maybe all the continuity he draws from serves as a crutch.
>>81516911
>So it's obvious at this point that Magneto's the White King (or Black King, I forget which one is the mystery) of the Hellfire Club right?
Shaw was Black King. I hadn't really considered it, but Magneto as White King makes too much fucking sense. Hell, I'm reading old Uncanny right now and he was just offered that same fucking position. And Bunn knows this.
Could be cool.
>>81516285
Isn't it kind of a thing that mindscanning a Weapon # vet results in nosebleeds and whining about all the pain said character has been through?
>>81514220
Man, am I glad I read the Morlock massacre issues last week.
>>81514101
Angel is so fucking gay
>>81519596
>Morlock massacre
What?
>>81513852
wow, those are some really awful lines of monologue. i haven't read an X-book in years. i think i'll be skipping them for another decade.
>>81519596
It's not like it's a surprise anyways. All the Morlocks ever do is show up, act like assholes and then get wiped out.
>>81519803
With mandatory I CHALLENGE STORM FOR LEADERSHIP! every three years or so.
>>81513852
I miss classic Psylocke costume.
>>81519712
I meant I caught up on Uncanny X-Men from ~1987 last week.
Stuff that is basically the entire cause of the drama between sabretooth and Callisto in this issue here.
It just reads a lot better now than without that knowledge.
She calls him a murderer, but it helps to know what specific murderings she was refering to.
That being said, it's kind of insane how Bunn just draws on 30 year old continuity like that, like it only happened... last week.
>>81514320
>The morlocks are dying again!
How is this out of the ordinary, they're always doing that.
>>81514412
He's a superhero anon, he has always been ripped
>>81519803
There were plenty of morlocks. Most of them never even appeared in x-books. They were in power pack, thor, ff...
>>81519960
>That being said, it's kind of insane how Bunn just draws on 30 year old continuity like that, like it only happened... last week.
And Bendis referenced Doomquest but it doesn't mean his Iron Man is good comic.
>>81519960
In marvel time it was like... 8 years?
>>81520006
Bendis is bendis. He gonna bend
>>81520039
Pretty much that, yeah.
>>81514328
but young cyke is a puny faggot
>>81515631
man we will still have holocaust survivors a century from now mark my words
>>81521013
you think that poles, czechs, gypsies, and some russians will live that long?
So Xorn is Cyclops and any new power he might show that isn't just eye punches are a mutation caused by exposure to terragen mists right?
>>81521502
He is shen xorn, he got back from the abyss
>>81521533
OR IS HE?
>>81514521
dammit Monet stop humping that tank and help, i'm old for fucks sake
>>81516861
it seems to me like he could be a good guy now, worried about the bad press Magneto is giving to muties.
>>81521533
How am I supposed to believe anything that comes out of a Xorn's mouth?
>>81522078
Without context, yeah. He sounds like good and bad guy at same time.
>>81522170
because Xorn would never lie to you
>>81522212
That's exactly what a Xorn would say
>>81522708
but anon I'm not Xorn, I'm legit
Would Xorn have a moustache?
>>81522816
Xorns have metal masks so no, I guess Xorns can't have mustaches.
>>81514306
>I'm not a bad person
>I must have had a good reason for doing that
>>81522846
See? Have more faith anon.
Why would I lie anyway?phew, almost got me
>>81520004
Power Pack dealt with the Morlocks at the same time as 80's X-Men. They help Leech escape iirc. I know because I had the X-Men Essentials volume that covered it, which also had the New Mutants (think that's right, the team with Cannonball and that eldritch alien thing) fucking around in Asgard for some reason.
>>81522925
of course, which is why I mentioned them.
anyone finds super meta that Magneto of all people interacts with Xorn, given that Xorn was supposed to be Magneto in disguise in the disguise of Xorn?
It's like Bunn wants to tell us something about Marvel. I hope it's not some bunnshit, though
>>81514495
why couldn't they have kepts steve as an old man.
Old man steve is infinitely superior to young captain america
