ITT: Nick Wilde jokes
I'll start: What do you call a series of jokes that are unoriginal and not funny and pandering to the hip mid demographic?
>>81509745
hip mid demographic??
>>81509745
This thread.
your life
>>81509765
Whoops *kid I'm a damn idiot
Modern animation!
ha
ha
ha
>>81509798
Holy shit I wanna grab his ass
>>81509745
Mods, please delete these threads.
>>81509900
Okay.
>>81509745
There's already a Zootopia thread >>81508829
What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke!
>>81509775
turns out that the joke was the OP all along!
>>81510081
>There's already a Zootopia thread
>Thread deleted
now what
I guess this is the new zootopia thread.
>>81511393
Guess this shitty thread is ours now?
>>81511423
People didn't really like the OP of the last thread either.
Also, getting closer to the billion.
What do you call a cop who shoots a black criminal?
HERO!
DELETE THIS THREAD PLEASE
NICK AND JUDY DON'T DESERVE THESE SHITTY THREAD
THEY ARE NOT CANCER
>>81511489
>not cancer
We are all cancer here
>>81511489
They're not real, Anon
>>81511511
They're real in our hearts.and our pants
>>81511489
Just wait until the furfags start writing their Nick greentexts again ITT
CRASH THIS THREAD WITHOUT SURVIVORS
![tumblr_npsj0klxDQ1qiu7yxo1_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Q6w5ZZE.gif "tumblr_npsj0klxDQ1qiu7yxo1_250[1].gif")
>What do you call a murderer who gets off scot-free?O. J. Simpson!
>>81511568
Cringe/10
>>81511537
goym
>>81511537
Would explain the big snout.
STOP RESISTING
>>81511537
MOTHER FUCKER
>>81511536
>Nickfags
>Judyfags
FUCKING DEGENERATES
>>81511537
Nice, score one for the goys back home.
>>81511537
You suck OP. This guy takes the cake.
>>81511537
>Conman
>Jewish
Ok, that's pretty funny
http://strawpoll.me/7293385/r
>>81511608
>nick figure gets thrown at weaselton
>>81511691
Fucked up sorry, just get rid of the /r at the end
>>81511536
Calm down. [spoiller]We only do that after the image limit.[/spoiler]
http://strawpoll.me/7175006
>>81509745
/co/ filename threads.
>>81511738
Do we actually have a legacy on these threads now?All for the glory of Nick
>>81509745
/co/.
![tumblr_inline_o54oofrD9k1rgt6r2_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Na5ycx1.gif "tumblr_inline_o54oofrD9k1rgt6r2_500[1].gif")
Ewe minnowwhat Nick thinks about all thefoxhe givesowlby himself.Otteryoukittenme? Impawsible.
Where do Igoatfrom here?
Quick, name your favorite Zootopia husbando!
Does anyone have "this stupid faggot fox gives me the same smug look"
>>81511878
>not spoiling impawsible
Dropped
Judy is for _______
>>81511883
The beaver
>>81511917
UUUU
>>81511904Damit, was so close. Missed one.
>>81511917hugs
>>81511832Our time will comelie dormant for now
>>81511917Nick
>>81511964
Eh, nobody'spurrfect
PAWS
>>81511691
>TFW I'm still the only one who voted for Gideon/Nick
>>81512002
STOPIN THE NAME OF THE LAW
>>81511917
Kung-fu fights.
>>81511691
Nick and my dick
_____ the bunny
Now that we know that Byron is gay, what do you think his agenda will be for Zootopia 2? Do you think he will keep Nick and Judy as platonic friends in order to stick it to heterosexual romances? Or will he have them get together despite protests from other animals to try and teach a lesson about not judging who others love?
![tumblr_o56m3zxk7k1ske259o2_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qs75WXx.jpg "tumblr_o56m3zxk7k1ske259o2_500[1].jpg")
Preorder is up on amazon.
Have you all preordered it?
>>81512082
Flambe
>>81511999
Good taste tϦh
>>81512082
Season
>>81512091
I believe his agenda is to make more Nickfags
>>81512091
>not having Judy profess her love for Nick, only for him to turn her down because he's gay
Do you even PC Disney, bro?
>>81512124
He's doingdog's work.
>>81512112
Thanks.
This thread needs moreBilly Wilder. I mean, this is a noir comedy film and didn't Byron say one of his favorite films wasDouble Indemnity?
>>81512145with finnick
>>81512082
Rotate
>>81512145
I wonder if a skilled body language interpreter has anything to say about how he reacted to Judy placing her hand on his arm.
>>81512243
CANNABAL!!!!
>>81509745
>>81509798
That was lame as fuck Nick.
>>81512096
Already did a week ago, although Amazon is still using the movie poster and not that case model yet.
>>81512248
I'm not skilled or even qualified or have any skill in interpreting anything and have no qualifications or anything of the sort but I mostly think his general reaction was one of shock and surprise.
>>81512248
By skilled body language interpreter do you mean literally anyone without autism?
>>81512317
kek
>>81512248
>be Nick
>be real
>Zootopia is peaceful land -- Eden after the fall of man
>Disney finds way to reach it and keeps it a secret from the world
>kidnaps you and other character and throws them into a Truman-show like dome to act out the film
>force you to act out a plot from a movie so John Lasseter can buy a new house and finance Cars 3
>movie is a success
>told you'll have to remain a prisoner of Disney animation and storytelling for years
>at least you've developed a deep love for Judy -- your co-star
>it is 2018
>filming is about to begin
>you are brought begrudgingly into Lasseter's office - as always freaked out by his love of Hawaiian shirts that rivals your own
>told you won't be getting into a relationship with Judy -- instead must be gay to fulfill agenda
>forced to live with Finnick for the rest of your life, all while pining for the girl Disney refuses to let you near
>>81511917
Bouncing hats.
>>81512091
Already an agenda in the first
>>81512368
>Wouldn't a bisexual relationship be even MORE progressive?
>>81511537
>>81511727
Delete this
>>81512368
>>be Nick
>>be real
Don't try to trick me anon
>>81512248
>rabbit touching my arm
>oh shit, I'm being consoled
>by a prey
>neverhappenedbefore.gif
>just went through a spiel about how things don't get to me
>it's getting to me
>spill spaghetti in indecisive panic
Something like that, I imagine.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mRwG8pU.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>81512496
>Your smug card?
Almost 800 million guise!
>>81512479
oh snap! new finn art
thanks for sharing
>>81512029____good____
>>81511727
Oh hey, I almost didn't recognize this OC without her being 10k pounds and covered in her own filth.
>>81512556
Have we released in Nippon yet?
>>81512556
That's not updated with Tuesday's numbers, it's past 800M already. What were Tuesday's numbers? I dunno yet, they haven't been announced, but I'm all but 100% certain they were more than $335k.
>>81512594
Not until Saturday April 23rd. Mark your calendars and book your hotels.
tfw you will never kiss and cuddle with nick
I haven't felt this in love with a fictional character since Lucy from Little Bear. Where can I get a Judy dakimakura?
>>81512654
>Travel to Japan to see Zootopia
Worst is that i have to cash to make this trip
>>81512678
I'm trying to get one but I'm having trouble finding a good design.
>>81512096
nope. will download it if ever. don't have a br player, and Amazon will probaly cost an arm and a leg when shipping is included.
Fuck, why did I have to find out about these. I'm a sucker for promotional materials.
>>81512727
Well, not JUST to see Zootopia. There are other fun places to visit and sightsee in between theater screenings.
People who need to be shot, in order of expediency
>Finnick diaperfags
>That guy who keeps saying how much he wants to fuck nick
>Clawhauser + Bogofags
>Wolffags
>Shippers
>>81512804
Forgot to add Gideonfags
Add them wherever you see fit
>>81512783
Yeah I know, but just the thought of traveling alone doesn't quite suit me I guess
>>81512804
What's wrong with the wolves?
>>81512804
But the people who want to fuck Judy is an exception?
>>81512867
If you shot everyone who wanted to fuck Judy, there would be nothing left.
>>81512804
>tfw no mention of the weirdo who wants to touch Nick's feet
Woo!
>>81512727
>>81512654
I have the cash.
Not the Visa. It'll probably take a month or two to get one. IF I get one.
Nick "Eweish Liars Die in Fires" Wilde
>>81512892
Could say the same for Nick, though.
>>81512863
Just that one picture
You know exactly which one
>>81512997
Well thats more inflationfags than wolffags
>>81513005
>Doesn't he fall under "that guy who keeps saying he wants to fuck nick"?
>he
Poking feets isn't fucking, anon.
>>81512997
is this the one? because of the bulges?
>>81512965
Don't need a visa for stays of less than 90 days, just a passport. Getting one of those takes six weeks, or three weeks if you expedite it for an additional fee (which I did).
>>81512404
>bisexual
>not pansexual
Whatever, shitlord.
I totally understand Oman, fucking Arab muzzies. But....fuck you, New Zealand.
>>81512479
>you will never cuddle finn in the elephant suit
A broken face would be worth it.
>>81513061
Judging by the rightmost column, that looks like New Zealand's opening weekend and nothing tallied in the 9 days since then.
>>81513061
if NZ was the population of the USA roughly that'd mean it would have made about 18.2 million dollars in the USA.
>>81513050
Nope. Definitely need a visa for a 15 or a 30 day stay. Which means I'm going to have to show them bank accounts that prove I have enough money to ensure that I'll go back home after.
>>81513061
So I'm not the biggest on keeping track of box office records, but that 80.7% with New Zealand is labelled at the top as "% of total".
Doesn't that mean that 80.7% of theaters were filled or something?
Maybe movies are just not that big a thing in sheep land?
>>81513011
Fair enough
>>81512804
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION PREDOPHILES, PREDOSEXUALS AND PREDATORS IN GENERAL ANON
>>81513113
???
>>81513152
it means 80% was made in the opening weekend. I think.
>>81513170
I perhaps worded it stupidly, but NZ's population is 4.4 million vs 318 million of the USA, I mean that if the USA saw zootopia at the same percentage that's how much it would have made in the USA, something like 18-20 million dollars.
>>81513179
Ah. All right then.
PLACE YOUR BETS
>>81513230
At least 80% of Frozen, possibly beyond Frozen.
>>81513230
Japan eats up slice-of-life shit that has normal people overcoming obstacles.
_ ____ __ ___ ___ _____.
>>81513206
Sounds about right
>>81513148
Ah, Philippines. Yeah, they're somehow not on the visa exemption list:
http://www.mofa.go.jp/j_info/visit/visa/short/novisa.html
>>81513257
Is this the new
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>>81513230
>PatF
Asians don't like niggers.I should know.
>Punz
Fuck you, Japs.
>Monsters University
WHAT THE FUCK JAPS
>>81513302
Nah, it's not as versatile.
>>81513282
Even our Southeast Asian brothers get 15 days. Japan's essentially saying "no poors please."
>>81513230
180 million in japan.
I'd love for it to beat frozen there but it just won't happen I don't think.
I just want it to eventually worldwide beat ice age 4's box office, because I mean that's just a travesty, did you even know there was an ice age 4? I didn't.
It made 870+ million dollars.
>>81513230
Didn't Frozen do so well because they got a popular Jpop singer to do some of the voices? or singers? I forget the details
>>81513230
~200 mill
>>81512760
>Amazon will probaly cost an arm and a leg when shipping is included
Where the hell do you live that shipping is an issue? moreover, you can pick up a blu ray player for about 50 dollars or less if you look around the second hand market.
>>81513365
They also got a singer for Gazelle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIunkyaaRII
>>81511477
Alright! Come on Japan, prove all Asian countries are the same and go just as crazy about this movie as China did!
>>81513391
The same place that Japan won't let us in without passing through the eye of a needle.
>50 usd
I'm not spending 15% of my monthly paycheck to buy a machine I'll use to watch one movie.
>>81513356
Japan barely watched its own movies.
GestHoppo
>>81513440
Why aren't UK numbers on the Zootopia chart yet? They've had the movie in theaters long enough for accountants to count up the pounds and pence.
>>81513440
>Japan and Germany didn't go for Moofy
HA HA
>>81513332
Aren't the Japanese supposed to hate anthopomorphic animals? Which is why whenever they make catgirls and werewolves they just stick some ears and a tail on a human
>>81513440
CHINKS HAVE NO EMOTIONS
>>81513441
>$330/month
Seriously?
>>81513487
brave sucked ass though, good for them.
>>81513492
"Cute" overrides any of that. Also they're quite familiar with kitsune and usagi folktale traditions.
BASED cinema continues to show it for at least two weeks from now.
I'll fucking snap and go see it again.Fifth goddamn time...
>>81513535
"B-but muh Oscar...."
-- Pixarfags
>>81513037
Yeah but it's obnoxious.
>>81513440
A movie about equality, tolerance, and overcoming prejudiced has about a snowball's chance in hell of surviving in Japan. The average fucking nip is like some bullshit hybrid of the southern baptists and the KKK about how much they hate anyone that isn't "one of them". These are the people that would have watched Zootopia 1.0 and said the prey were right.
>>81513492
they do? I've seen some love.
>>81513583
I didn't even know brave won an oscar, what for? most fucked up movie production ever? The director got changed 1/2 way through lmao.
>>81513441
>The same place that Japan won't let us in without passing through the eye of a needle.
I'm sorry, I don't quite follow. Korea? also, damn. that's some pretty bad wages, anon. I feel you.
>>81513528
around 400 usd. after taxes but no food, transportation, etc yet.
>>81513594
>Smug shoes
we've gone too far
>>81513625
Best Animated Feature.
i.e. The "Whatever Pixar, and if not Pixar then Disney, film muh kid liked most" Award
>>81513625
it didn't win an Oscar. It STOLE one from pic related.
>>81513644Philippines. It's actually a very decent upper-mid level salary over here. Welcome to the third world.
>>81513625
>>81513665
Yeah fuck I just looked it up
>brave apparently better than paranorman
oh fuck me that's hilarious
>>81513670
I wouldn't have given it to wreck it ralph either but I'd give it to wreck it ralph a million times over before giving it to fucking brave lmao, they must have just not watched the movies at all.
>>81513622
Again, it's cute. Japan goes for cute. It'll do fine.
>>81513561
It's worth seeing multiple times. It's great and it's going to be a while for the home release. There's also so much to pick up on, you actually need more than two viewing to actually appreciate it.
I've seen in three times which beats Frozen for my record of seeing a movie more than once.
Any other movies you've seen more than once?
>>81513622
True, but you're furgetting about something that might overshadow the message.
>>81513670
>Brave wins Oscar over Wreck-it-Ralph, ParaNorman, and Frankenweenie.
>Frozen won over The Wind Rises and Ernest and Celeste
>Big Hero 6 won over HTTYD2, Song of the Sea, The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, and The LEGO Movie (which was not nominated)
>Inside Out beats Anomolisa and When Marnie Was There
Can we just end this charade and just drop the Best Animated Feature category yet? I don't think I can survive seeing Finding Dory beat Zootopia, or Toy Story 4 beating HTTYD3.
>>81513625
>The director got changed 1/2 way through lmao.
At thi point it's pretty clear that Pixar's biggest weakness is their inability to let a project die. I mean, I liked Brave personally but yeah, you can see exactly where somebody came along with the defibrillator and brought it back to life. Same with the Good Dinosaur; you can tell the idea itself was fundamentally broken from the get-go and they tried so damn hard to make it into a good movie.
>>81513711
In cinema? Not a single one.
This movie is simply too great.
>>81513702
>You will never be hugged by the swollen face asian
>>81513646
man, what do you even work with?
>>81513230
>only a week before Civil War release there
do you think it'll affect with its box office performance? The way I see, Japan didn't care much about MCU
>>81513622
>SJW comments on Japan's national pride
>6+ years for a sequel
>>81513786
>ywn walk down the sidewalk irl with Nick and Judy
>>81513745
>The LEGO Movie (which was not nominated)
I don't think I can even be mad, it's actually just kind of funny.
>>81513492
They don't hate them. It's just that their culture makes them regard them as monsters.
Bear in mind a monster is neither a good or bad thing automatically in Japan. A monster can be either good or bad.
>>81513745
Zootopia, Finding Dory and Moana gets beat byAngry Birds
Post cute wolves
>>81512767
Fucking Americans, showing off their pins.
Know what we got here in Australia? NOTHING!
Well, we got Warner Brothers Movie World, but can't get me no Zootopia pins there!
>>81513622
I'd be more inclined to agree with you if it weren't for China pouring so much money into this. They're xenophobic and nationalistic. I don't know how they quite feel about their government, but this movie paints all politicians in a bad light.
>>81513005
There is more than 1 of us who want to fuck Nick
>>81513745
>and just drop the Best Animated Feature category
Here's the history. Beauty and the Beast was nominated for Best Motion Picture and the other (live action) films' producers got butthurt even though it lost.
The next year there was a RUMOR that Chicken Run was going to be nominated and all hell broke loose, resulting in the ghettoization of animation to its own category.
tl;dr: faggots
>>81513864
Don't trigger me
>>81513833
>six more years of Nickposting and smugtexting
What a time to be alive
>>81513823i teach college kids
>>81513864
Oh please god no.
>>81513454
Whoever did that needs to go over her cgi parts with the same art style used for the uniform.
>>81513864
Anon please...
![efil4zaggin[1].jpg_v=1423614410.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IbArGSP.jpg "efil4zaggin[1].jpg_v=1423614410.jpg")
>>81513864
If we're assuming they don't even actually watch any of them, It'll be either moana or finding dory.
Moana because it has niggaz4lyfe in it and they'll be trying hard to make up for #oscarsowhite
Finding dory because it says pixar.
>>81513828
good point. Japan dropped less money on TWS than we did on BvS (9mil so far).
>>81513230
When was there a Winnie the Pooh movie?
>>81513864
Nah the Oscars always pick a Disney produced film whether it is deserving or not.
I can only hope at least this year it goes to Zootopia -- but I see the dumbass voters picking Dory or Moana over it because "muh Pixar" or "muh popular Ethnic Princess song"
>>81513853
What is this bear manga?
>>81513831
>SJW calls them nips
There is a "gaijin go home" sentiment in the geekiest part of Japan. They put up signs and shit.
>>81514001
it was actually pretty good just nobody saw it.
i want to live in zootopia as a fennec
s o o n
>>81513985
Which is funny since Zootopia actually has the theme of prejudice in it while Moana will probably be some bullshit about "finding yourself"
>>81513828
but they gave AoU a decent wad of cash.
>>81513864
>this IS going to happen
>>81514034
>Zootopia about to take down Pixars emotionally manipulative bullshit.
Good
>>81513828
and they gave Ants more than TWS
>>81514001
July 2011. It got rather little publicity, was a 2D movie, and debuted in 6th place, right behind Cars 2 which had been out for a month already.
>>81514007
It's called Ren'ai Seibi or just reverse image search this panel.
Parts 1 and 2 are great, 3 and 4 are dumb. The ones after that are good again.
>>81514007
Love Maintenance. It's good if you aren't a terrible person and expect sex every chapter.
>>81513828
I'm guessing CW will pull somewhere in the 10-20 mil like the rest of the MCU.
>>81513440
Man. China really liked this movie.
>>81514062
Isn't all cinema emotionally manipulative bullshit?
>>81514086
I'm gonna say this is bara kemono hentai
>>81514084
>>81514022
That's something I would have seen I just never heard a thing about it
>>81514034
Zootopia will whoop Batman's ass
>>81514117
Nah, modern cinema is almost always just bombarding the audience with noise and images instead of trying to make any kind of connection
>>81514034
TIME FOR SADNESS TO TAKE OVER.
DIE RILEY DIE DIE DIE
>>81514117
Sometimes, but it takes you out of it when the first trailer for the movie says, "Pixar movies are all about emotions! Here's a movie REALLY about emotions!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t0A_tZGrYw
>>81514049
>>81513864
I don't get it, the previews looked actually kind of fun, is there a reason you're against the movie aside from being too hipster to give it a chance because there was a cell phone game a few years ago?
>>81513711
Frozen I saw 3 times, only to walk out on the 3rd viewing. I would've seen HTTYD several times had I not been a smallfag at the time, probably watched the camrip like 5 times.still haven't seen zootopia yet lol
WHERE'S THE HD RIP
I WANT MY HD SCREENSHOTS
>>81514117
Moreso with Pixar. They go out of their way to make okay-decent films around one or two great emotional scenes that make people forget that the majority of the film was nothing special.
>>81514118Not that chapter.
>>81514112
What did marketing do there? I saw they had a Chinese New Year social media thing. What else happened there?
>>81514171
>ywn loiter with Nick
12 hours of rendering later... first animation ever.
>>81513923
>Oscars work just like 4chan and set up their own containment category
wew
>>81514171
how do you get the dog bone out
>>81514181
I'm not against the movie. I'm probably going to love it. I just see the ridiculousness of it winning over the others.
I haven't seen this movie. Are the rabbit and the fox a romantic couple or is that just a fanart thing?
>>81514227
JOODIE
>>81514117
Yeah but I mean there's levels.
>It's sad because the dog dies : ' (
I would consider especially emotionally manipulative for example.
I mean there are some movies like children of men, muriel's wedding or contact where you're not even sure why you're crying.
>>81514221
Five Weeks.
>>81514148
It all ready did in China. On its 5th week no less.
>>81514112
They liked it so much that it got a two week extension over the regular state limit for foreign films.
The extension is right over the Chinese spring holidays as well.
>>81513745
>Brave won
that really sucked desu, I liked wreck it ralph and paranorman more. The first time I sense Oscar biased towards pixar movie, even though the movie is just "good"
>Frozen won
meh, already expecting that. I was surprised that MU wasn't nominated at all
>Big Hero 6 won
didn't care for a bit because The Lego Movie wasn't even nominated
>Inside Out wins
Marnie wasn't as good as expected, especially compare to other Ghibli movies. Haven't watched Anomalisa yet. But Inside Out wasreally good imoso I was expecting Oscar for it
>>81514247
Mostly a fanart thing. They're just friends in the movie.
>>81514294
>>81514034
We should have a celebratory theme in place for when Zootopia by passes Inside OutAnd gets 1 billion.
What's your choice /co/?Until then, here's the anticipation tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
>>81514247
It's suggested the entire movie but absolutely nothing happened, in the end it was just platonic
But that as the point of it all, to make us DEMAND it
>>81514294
>>81513061
>.fuck you, New Zealand.
Mad because NZ didn't bought your furry shit?
kill yourself furfag
>>81514247
The law requires that I answer "no".BUT THEY ARE
>>81514034
>350
>276
You think it'll make 75m more in domestic?
>>81514322
http://youtu.be/tf7f5WAF82E
