Do not sexualize children cartoons, guys.
>>81504081
With post like these, maybe I don't have to.
>Do not
This was your first mistake.
>>81504081
but I'll never have a real woman
>>81504124
You're sending me mixed signals. Oh no, it's like talking to my middle crush once again.
>>81504081
I keep wondering if Rebecca Sugar knows about all the lewd fanart her series gets, then I realize that of course she knows.
>>81504081
too bad, it the internet
>>81504174
That's like asking if Lauren Faust knows about all the pony stuff. Of course she knows, she probably schlicks to some of it.
>>81504081
>Peridot will never get poofed and reform into this
>>81504081
I'm sorry, what?
Oh god my dick!
You guys are small time
You will never go this low
>>81504288
>sexualizing peridot
oh my god, stop triggering me
>>81504368
Girl sitting on a washing machine will ALWAYS be superior.
>>81504449
One away from quads. At least I got my 88.
>>81504081
Let me guess the artist/animator of the pic tried to commit suicide.
>>81504259
Please, if anything Lauren Faust is most likely a shotacon.
>Mac's crush on Frankie
>Spike's crush onRarity
>>81504428
but that's /v/idya /co/mrade
>>81504549
>>81504579
It was meant to be about anthro
But you get the idea
>>81504549
Wait what? Why would you assume that?
>>81504580
>>81504618
This thread is somewhat related to SU, meaning that spergs will continually mention the time a tumblr artist drew a character a certain way others didn't like, she got the whole tumblr SU fandom raining upon her, tearing her to shreds, and her next post was ominous and very 'last post you ever see before you heard they killed themselves'. But it's worth mentioning that she also has severe medical problems and a shitty family. Anyways, this is the first point on the Guide To Shitposting on a Steven Universe Thread.
>>81505087
Oh, I see. Man, I wonder what it feels to be a 14 year old girl with mental issues that draws something she likes and then gets shat on by thousands of other 14 year old girls.
Like highschool but not reall.
>>81504081
>having to go completely off model to make it appealing
>>81505170
It's Steven Universe, off-model is on-model.
>>81504081
Are all these characters supposed to be pre-op trans girls or something? No sexualizing for me.
>>81505170
nothing wrong with going off model
>>81505216
>Aren't
>>81505170
no shit
Peridot looks like a fucking child it makes my skin crawl how hyperobsessed most of /sug/ is with her
No of course I'm not surprised this place is crawling with pedos, but the smell is particularly hard whenever Peridot or Steven and Pearl comes up
>>81505216
Where the fuck did you even get that idea from?
>>81505170
>completely off model
It's really not that far from Peridot's actual proportions.
>>81504081
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T SEXUALIZE
>>81505148
See, she drew Rose Quartz, but thinner than she's usually depicted. Yes, it was that petty. They were also tearing apart her other art, setting up hate blogs, and of course, sending messages that I assume a mentally (and physically, she was literally wheelchair bound) unhealthy teenager wouldn't take well.
But I've seen her tumblr recently and she really seems in better spirits now, knowing the support she got from the creators.
>>81505257
>pedos
>for steven
you can't be serious.
>>81505216
>pre-op trans girls
What the fuck are you on about
>>81505257
Maybe you should fuck off back to tumblr then.
>>81505263
>>81505302
Blah blah tumblr blah.
Or so I'm guessing.
>>81505304
>Maybe you should fuck off back to tumblr then.
That's where you get the art for that creep shit in the first place
>>81505291
out of curiosity was it the hair, the muscle, or both
>>81505285
YOU CANNOT SEXUALIZE ME, VIRGINLORD
>>81505263
>>81505302
I just thought that was SU's thing.
But don't mind me, I'll be going back to my generals.
>>81505341
>creep shit
You belong in the garbage.
>>81505344
The hair looks silly. Like she's wearing weird little wigs or feather dusters or fur bits.
>>81505344
no him but the hair is puke inducing
>>81504081
Source?
>>81505371
No because that's exactly where you post your tumblr-collected art of 'Peri cherry' and Pearl fuckin' Steven
>>81504081
That's bizarrely well animated.
>>81505396
Steven Universe.
>>81504368
>>81504483
>Not loving watching two toasters rubbing against each other.
Also, considering how the PPG reboot staff is all about "the right message" and whatnot, I wonder how they'll feel when people draw more PPG porn with shit like guys tugging on Buttercup's cowlick or any of the new designs like the Derby Tants.
>>81505268
The thighs and hips are greatly exaggerated.
>>81505369
whu-d-do people actually think this?
Anon was just jesting right?
>>81505396
https://twitter.com/AcHeJesus/status/716848434221867008
not the tumblr but that's the animator's twitter
>>81505432
link above in my post is the animator in case you were wondering
>>81505575
>Anon was just jesting right?
No.
I don't really pay attention to SU at all though, so take that as you will.
>>81504081
I want peri to sit on my face
>SU is bound to be canceled any day now with no conclusion
>Gravity Falls ending was kind of lackluster
>Homestuck's ending was so awful I'm actually enraged in a way I've never felt before
Why is everything always so awful
>>81504552
>lauren faust will never molest you as a kid
>>81505756mlp will get a movie that ends the show
That's love for them bronies.
>>81504483
>>81505786
>MLP won the fandombowl
Fuck this gay Earth.
>>81505782
>things you never knew you wanted
>>81505796
More, I need lots of thisif the girls are wearing a pantyhose, the better
>>81505796Everyone has done this at least once, right?
>>81505796
>>81505855
I never understood the appeal. I tried it and it did nothing for me.
>>81505855No because I am not a grill.
>>81505889
>>81505902
Does it not work for guys? I assumed the vibrations would, I dunno, do something.
>>81504081
THICC
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>>81505912
Rule 34: No Exceptions
>>81505939
No anon, no. I'm surprised it even works for XXers.
>>81505782
>Anon was never visited by the Fairy Faust that took all those years away by doubling down on your Johnson.
I bet you got straight As and had a lot of friends in grammar school.
>>81504081
What about comic characters?I'd post the /aco/ version, but this is a Christian image board
>>81505756
But SU was renewed up to season 5.
>>81506154
>He doesn't know
>>81505912
>Tile Patterns
Still one of the greatest things to have ever happened on this site.
>>81504174
She drew gay ed edd n eddy porn
>>81505643
Well if you'd like to know here's a real simple version.
Gems are aliens that project a physical body for themselves using energy. (Think Arnold Rimmer) These bodies all happen to look female, but being literally magic rocks, they actually don't have a gender.
At first /co hated it without this knowledge, I think because it had female characters in it or something? I genuinely don't know, but /co decided long before the show came out that it was TumblrSJWfemmnist poison.
After they found out about the genderless thing they got even more mad about pandering.
Amusingly Tumblr originally loved it as a haven for lesbianism and for having female characters that were cool.
Then they found out about the genderless thing and got really mad at everyone and each other over things like pronouns and that technically they aren't lesbians and such wank.
>>81505786It is getting a movie
>>81505939
No, vibrations don't really do shit for guys. At least it doesn't do anything for me. You need actual pulling on the shaft, and there isn't much that can do that. Girls have it too fucking easyor so I assume based on porn and sex toys.
>>81506212
This meme is cruel.
>>81506212
not him but what do you mean?
>>81506141
Seriously? There's porn of Mary Sensei and Ronnie?
What the fuck? I didn't think she was popular enough to have porn of her
>>81506264
Was a false positive.
>>81505643
They're monogender Aliens. Like the Namekians from Dragonball Z, but Feminine instead of Masculine.
>>81505855
I'm not a friggin woman.
>>81506269
Someone made a joke that if they had a kid it'd be destined to be the biggest weeb on earth.
>>81506269
I think there's about 5 pictures of Mary-Sensei R34 in totality and only 2 of them are good.
And has it been so long friend? Have the old lessons faded with time? It exists, therefore, porn.
>>81506154
actually they just decided to divide seasons 2 and 3 in half. so instead of 3 52 episode seasons. we get 1 52 episode season and 4 26 episode seasons. same number of episodes just labeled different. I don't see the point in it personally
>>81506216
>>81506323
Oh ok, I am amused and informed, thank you. I will truly be going now, as it is well past bed time.
>>81506363
I think that law is exaggerated. There was probably no slash fiction of President Taft and Thomas the Tank Engine before Randall Monroe made that comic
>>81506256
I see, interesting. Thanks for being informative. I don't know how that shit works at all. Probably why I'm here.
>>81506353
The Weeaboo Indigo child, the most awkward thing to walk the planet. Saving all other weebs by making them look better by comparison.
>>81506382
It was probably pushed through by the CN marketing people. They love to couple new episodes together with other shows and what not. They're the reason for the Steven Bombs, the creators would prefer an actual weekly schedule.
>>81504081
Why not they are just drawing? If they don't like it they can answer to Mr. Dip
>>81506467
Look, there's a reason that guys are obsessed with oral. It's one of the only things that really works the shaft AND stimulates the head. It's better than vaginal sex most of the time. So, please don't look down on the next guy that wants a blow job. Damn near anything can rub your clit the right way, but basically nothing can tickle the head and pull the skin aside from a mouth.
>>81504611
[vomits]
>>81504081
>that peri's hips
H E L P
Do not sexulize cartoon children
>>81504081
It's not Easter anymore.
>>81506909
What about real children?
>>81504081
i'm ok with how hot this is.
>>81506943
Who gives a shit? Just leave the pure daughterus alone
>>81505364
There are anons in this thread, right now, not posting Lapis.
I know you havethose kinds ofpics
You know, as much as I love sexualizing children's cartoons, I do actually feel bad about it every now and then. I don't think little kids should be searching up Gumball or whatever and seeing him fuck his mom with a giant cock. But I'm honestly torn over weighing my own interests and freedom of expression and keeping kids innocent.
>>81507716
>>81504081
For a moment I was wondering if that's actually from the show, but it's too well animated.
>>81507730
It could be worse. It could be futa Katara on page 1 of Google. At least they have generally have to dig around at least a little first.
>>81507826
She is also drawn with actual anatomy.
>>81505170
this
also the obvious calf-hiding make it look bad.
>>81504081
But that's the point of this board.
>>81504136
>>81505257
>Peridot looks like a child
>Pearl is forpedos
christ what a shit post
>>81505463
>exaggerating sexaully appealing features
literally every lewd artist is guilty of this though
>>81508607
>Pearl is torpedoes
I wish I had a successful cartoon show that loads of people wanked off too. I bet it'd feel nice knowing I'm helping give joy to many.
>>81505230
oh shit my dick
>>81507778
10/10
>>81506467
i wish i had a vagina
>>81509064
Getting off would be easier.
>>81509064
I reckon it's one of those "grass is always greener" kinds of things. It's not that great.
>>81506141
>Mary and ronnie
What the fuckIts funny because ronnies actually decent IRL and mary is hideous
>>81509126
I don't know. If I could orgasm from random environmental vibrations then I'd take bleeding out of my cock every month. That seems like a fair trade.
>>81509149
It's a lot less convenient to pee outside, though. Unless you're really good or don't care about making a mess.
>>81506256
Youve just reminded me that when i was a kid id masturbate by playing fable on the xbox and holding down the arrow button(which would vibrate that controller) and rubbing it on my dick
>>81509170
You seem to misunderstand penises. Yeah, technically it's easier, but more often than not the cock-head slit is held together (probably because of old semen that didn't get out and couldn't be cleaned) so your piss just flies off in random directions.
So men are comfortable peeing outside not because we're certain we won't pee on ourselves (that's a 50/50) but because we don't give a shit about making a mess. Accept this, and you too can piss like a man.Writing your name in the snow may be an unachievable goal though, not going to lie.
>>81509221
Fucking hell anon, clean your dick. You shouldnt get a sprinkler that often.
>>81509221
This >>81509237 how do you hit the toilet?
>>81509237
I shower every day, delicately cleaning my cock, and I still get this shit. Maybe I'm a freak
>>81509221
Oh, well I guess that would be annoying. Especially getting pee all over everything when trying to use a toilet.
If I'm at home I don't really care about making a mess, it'll dry. But if I'm out jogging or something it's pretty uncomfortable.
>>81509203
I did something similar with a back massager and melee. Some of the best orgasms of my life.
>>81509268
>But if I'm out jogging or something it's pretty uncomfortable.
Wait, what the actual fuck? Please don't fucking tell me that women just piss all they please while jogging.
>>81505939
>>81506003
(You)Actually I am XX and on a few occasions have attempted this based on the rumors. To no avail.
>>81509274
>Orgasms used to be so intense i actually couldnt keep rubbing when i came
>>81509314
Male or female? This is important.
>>81509320
Male
>>81509082
>Anons actually believe this.
>>81509283
You mean men don't?I more meant like, if you're on a trail or something and have to stop but you don't want to be conspicuous, you can stand up but unless you're well practiced it gets all over your legs and it's really uncomfortable, especially if you're already hot and sweating.
>>81509322
Normal. You cum, you're done. Rubbing any further is just painful most of the time.
>>81509203
>>81509274
The rumble pack was a fun invention.
>>81509337
Oh, then fine.
In all honesty, I was afraid, that you were just little little piss spurts go with every stride.
>>81509345
I mean during the orgasm. I usually speed up to get a little extra pleasure out of it.
>>81509371
Yeah, because you ANTICIPATE orgasm. The very second it hits, it's over. Enjoy the build, because that's it. Darwin fucked us.
>>81509368
While I would personally not do it because I can't stand wet clothes, some people just let it all out so they don't have to stop, so...
>>81509409
>>81509417
Fitness is serious business. Can't risk your heart rate dropping by a 1 BPM for thirty seconds.
>>81509441
>>81509451
I'm fairly certain most people don't do that, though, so I wouldn't let it bother you too much.Might be a fetish thing.
>>81509475
Thats gotta be bullshit, running in wet clothes chaffes like a motherfucker
>>81509475
I'm just one of those gay dick-loving faggots who likes going down, and I'd prefer to think that the snatch I'm sticking my tongue into isn't covered in piss.
I know that that's not true though. That fish thing came from somewhere, and I've tasted that. Fuck.
>>81509487
Like they say, no pain, no gain.
Even if that pain is having slightly acidic waste rubbing against your bare skin.
>>81508838
>>81509170
Look up "she wee". It's like a funnel for women to pee through.
>>81509791
I've seen them before and considered buying one. It just seems like when you're done you'd need to rinse it out or it'd leak when you put it in your bag.
>>81509836
Sandwich bags are pretty airtight.
>>81509873
What if I mistake it for my lunch?
>>81506215
No matter what I always come back to this fact.
>>81509877
You're going to mistake a piss funnel for a sandwich? Seriously?
This is a very strange thread.
>>81509927
I have a bad habit of doing things without paying attention, or considering where I am when doing it. It could happen.
>>81509973
You have much bigger problems than pissing cleanly in the woods.
>>81510027
Well I'm here, so that's a given.
>>81504081
I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T FAP TO SHOWS I WATCH, STOP IT.
>>81509950
Yeah... yeah...
>>81510039
Huh. I can't argue with that.
Fair enough. Continue to fuck up Anon.
>>81509950
Really?
>>81510054
Don't worry, mom, I'll never stop disappointing you. <3
Reminds me of bunny Bulma
>>81509082
>>81509331
it would be easier to get off in public
thats my fetish
>>81507778more?
>>81510102
Easier, yes, but it's more fun to be brazen about it. Bigger risk, bigger reward.
Though being able to get off just from squeezing your thighs together has its advantages.
>>81510122
>get off just from squeezing your thighs together
Wait, what? That's a thing? Women can do that?Why is this not a porn genre!?
>>81505786
Good things come at a price. When your fandom has suffered as much as theirs has, perhaps you will claim such a reward.
>>81505170
Paul Villeco.
She looks this curvy in a couple of episodes actually.
>>81510144
I doubt it works for everyone.Part of the reason I failed trigonometry.
>>81510109more what? blue? bunny?
>>81505939
Nah. Guys can still get stimulated without physical interaction, but it literally won't go anywhere extraordinary until something rubs it.
>>81510045
It may be harder to fap to characters you're emotionally attached to at first, but if you can manage it, it's more rewarding.
>>81510252
>>81510168
trig's not that important anyway, you were better off
>>81510416
I'm bad at math in general, so I probably wouldn't have gotten very far even without the distractions.
I don't think I've used anything beyond basic geometry since I graduated.
>>81505257
Kill yourself
>>81505257
>loved by tumblr
>attracts closet pedos
does that mean tumblr is more full of pedos than the chans are?
>>81510524
Tumblr is extremely pedo. They just try to deny it by vehemently denying it. Probably since there's less anonymity, even if you don't post anything that can identify you.
>>81510444
do you still squeeze your thighs in public?
>>81510550
thats actually kind of sad.
though I dont think peridot is loli material myself. she seems more like shortstack or something.
the Steven fetishists unnerve me more.
>>81510656
Sometimes, if I'm sitting around waiting for something. Especially when sitting in a waiting room. I hate busy waiting rooms. Makes me feel extremely awkward, like everyone is staring at me. I've always been kind of paranoid, I guess.
Anyways, it's great for taking your mind off that sort of thing, and it's subtle enough that no one is going to notice.
>>81510122
>can only orgasm from squeezing my thighs together real tight, have been doing it since i was a kid
>can't get off with oral, penetration or regular clit rubbing
it sucks, but being able to get off during class is nice i guess...
>>81510720
I don't use Tumblr much, except for following a few artists, and avoid the SU fans there for obvious reasons, but I haven't really seen much pedo stuff from them, honestly. It seems to be more people defending actual pedophiles, but only the women, of course. It's a very small minority, granted, but it's still weird seeing it there, of all places.
>>81510815
Im only on tumblr to post shitscribbles and follow others who do. So I can agree with that.
I don't know how things look when you really follow those fanbases though. What little ive seen of the Undertale fanbase on Tumblr really put me off for example.
I guess it helps SU that it has normie, chan and tumblrite appeal. there's a lot of people to obscure the crazies.
>>81510732
London?
Kicking it up a notch...
>>81510857
I loved Undertale but the fanbase is worse than MLP, like holy shit.
Fandoms in general tend to ruin things.
>lewd gems
I can help with that.
>>81510991
>That image
Do you have any idea what you've done? He comes.
>>81505230
Id fuck nikki's fat ass
>>81511033
The one who's name shan't be typed?
>>81505786But only imbeciles care about that show anymore.
There's a price for everything, the one they paid was the highest.
>>81510045
I've always fapped to the shows before I watched them, and it makes the fappung so much better.
>>81505786
>This is gone too..
http://animationguildblog.blogspot.com/2016/03/series-renewals.html
>>81511194
Agreed. I fapped to Zootopia porn long before the movie came out, and it made fapping to the actual movie way better.
>>81510725
thats so hot
i wish i could rub my dick in public but it's less subtle
>>81511361
I can't really offer much in the way of advice on that, but you could try wearing baggy clothes perhaps. Could also try it the thigh squeezing method, just try to keep your dongle in between your thighs. The result will be a lot more messy for a guy, though.
>>81510051
Why do i find girls getting high so attractive?
>>81504288
It's been foreshadowed that she's going to start dressing up.
>>81504081
>>81507778
>>81510252
>>81505796
I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAAD
>>81504288
She can shapeshift though.
>>81505939
Not really, if that were the case, I'd be jizzing every time I mow the lawn or hold a chainsaw or shoot a machine gun on full auto, or ride a bike or stand near a speaker (which women claim gives them pleasure)
Not to say vibration can't cause pleasure, but it has to be direct, like jamming the vibrating instrument to the tip or rubbing it up and down the pole.
Also remember girls, the ball sacks do nothing, sure it looks hot in porno's but it barely has any feeling, yet girls think it's the ultimate turn on when they cup or knead the sack.
Sucking on balls is actually hurts but the visual is appealing.
>>81511716
What are your thoughts on the ball crushing fetish?
>>81504081
>not bunny Lapis
Someone draw bunny Lapis for the love of God!
>>81511716
>Sucking on balls is actually hurts but the visual is appealing.
THIS
>>81505298
>See, she drew Rose Quartz, but thinner than she's usually depicted. Yes, it was that petty.
Additionally, said fanart was drawn before we even got a good look at Rose in a full-body manner.
>>81511682
Lapis back when? When are they gonna start airing new episodes again?
>>81511442
dunno, p cute tho
>>81512014
>>81511682
I'm guessing you posted the Lapis ones, do you happen to have the tumblr or whatever page the artist uses?
>>81511994
>Lapis back when? When are they gonna start airing new episodes again?
>>81512128http://blushmallet.tumblr.com/
>>81506438
Which perfectly correlates with rule 35: if there is not porn, remark on this fact, and wait.
More Peridot please.
>>81512175
Best gem. Hatefusing Jasper at the bottom of the sea.
>>81511818
Ball crushing as in causing injury or just ball busting by lightly smacking them around?
I'll say this, much like boob torture, if stuff starts turning purple or blood is drawn, then it's gone too far.
Once I had a gf lightly smack my fun bag with the back of her hand fast and repeatedly before climax caused an ache...which was my limit of the hurt/pleasure limit.
For a mild to moderate ball busting try Penny Flames instructional video...that is as far as I'm willing to take it.
The stuff where guys are on crosses and having their testicles shattered is /slaanesh/ or /Dark Eldar/
>>81510815
Those who does post it on a Pixiv account, whom servers are located in some Asian country that doesn't give a fuck about these kind of thing, so it won't come back and bite them up the ass
>>81504081
Seriously don't. Clay-Claymore would be pissed.
>>81512501
>2 more months of hatefusing
>>81512175
>http://blushmallet.tumblr.com/
>nsfw
Where has this artist been my whole life?
>>81504081
This isn't sexualizing cartoon characters, it's toonifying sex.
>>81512722
they just started in March
but damn if they don't draw crazy well
>>81512777
THEY TOONIFIED SEX! Next thing you know they'll be snackifying our drinks!
>>81511716
Nha, massaging the ball sack does feel good, but it gotta be very delicate, like you were handling a pair of small eggs or something, no need to be intense while doing it. A good balls fondling make any blowjob better imo.
I don't even give a shit about SU but bunnysuits are my weakness. FUCK!
>>81513224oops
>>81504081
Peri! there's an egg right behind you. please bend over and pick it up...
>>81513289
>>81511682
>>81510252
>>81507778
artist?
>>81504081
this is what happens when a gem gets poofed, then reforms on Easter.
let's see what the gems would look like if they got poofed, then reformed on the other holidays
>>81513731
ah, thanks. i wasn't paying attention to how fast i was scrolling.
>>81513289
Fuckin cute. Bunnysuits are the best. Everything great about swimsuits with optional leggings and ears. HNNNNG
>>81510154
Paul likes hips but she is never this thick
>>81509331
>Actually read that line as 'Aarons actually believe this'
Dangit Endtown
>>81507692
How do you sexualize the missionary position?
>>81504081
>Do not sexualize children cartoons
But...
>>81514014
>>81514010
The answer would be way too lewd for a blue board.
>>81513885
>>81505257
Peridot is an adult and Pearl doesn't even look remotely childlike.
>>81510678
>Vanna
God yes, as bad as the show was I loved her and Trina from Grojband. Fucking Canadians.
>>81514192
Hey, you.
>>81504611
WOULD I
>>81514192
>>81514366
>81514366
>>81514122
>Those skinny ass arms
>>81514403
>Sweater sharing
hey now, lewds aside, not a bad idea
