Excuse me sir, my face is up here.
>>81477761
Why is he so perfect?
>>81477761
But your bulge is down there.
>>81477761
HAIL HYDRA!
>>81477761
It's your own fault for being so thick, Chris.
>>81477761
Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to be a walking husbando.
>Thought it was a stealth Peggy thread
>Turns out its a faggotry thread
>>81483134
>not being gay for Cap
What are you, Non-American?
>>81483203
Yes
>>81483203
But I'm non-american and I'm gay for Cap.
Cap is just too perfect.
>>81477761
SHIELD, officially proud user of Under Armour products.
>>81483085
I am a husbando. My shirts are too tight and it makes me feel self-conscious.
>>81480717
>bulge
>not tits
>>81477761
If you didn't want the attention you wouldn't dress like such a slut.
Now tits or gtfo, Cap.
>>81486666
He has tits on his crotch?
>>81477761
>Hey boy, my face is up here
>>81486666
hey there super-satan
>>81487165
Even Satan can appreciate some Cap tits.
Why didn't capbro date agent carter?
>>81477761
Do you think Coolsville sucks?
>>81487601
They were supposed to go dancing...
>>81487777
Quads is alway right ;_;