How do we kill Spider-man? Anyone got any ideas?
Put him in a tub and swat him with a rolled up newspaper.
I say we fry that bug
>>81451069
We kidnap Peter Parker. Without someone to take Spiderman's pictures he'll have no reason to keep fighting crime.
Attack him from the air! He'll never expect it! Now if you'll excuse me it's 5:30 so it's time for me to go to bed.
We squash him.
>>81451295
>mfw it's 5:30
>mfw I'm feeling sleepy
>mfw I'm wide awake when it's time to go to bed
I'm too tired to find a face.
>grease up the windows of the empire state building
>bring mary jane up to the top
>wait till spidey comes up top
>throw mj off
>spidey tries to stick to empire state building but cant because its too greasy
>fall from empire state building kills the spider
You could just shoot him. Bullets are super effective against spider peoplem
Throw a rick at...oh, wrong city
Sewer pipes man
>>81451345
>Spidey lands on the one window-cleaner's platform
>crisis averted
>>81451370
You'd think that, but how many people successfully shoot spiders? Not many.
Throw a rock at him!
>>81451399
Shotgun.
>>81451388
This is my city! MINE!
We could turn him into a lizard person so he'd be lizard-man or spider-lizard
>>81451069
>introduce him to 4chan
>that will kill him on the inside
HUNT HIM, HIS FRIENDS, AND HIS FAMILY
Spiderman sure is the hardest superhero to kill
>>81451446
>introducing Gamer Gator from The Power Puff Girls!
>>81451518
You ain't seen the bat
>>81451518
That is another thing that makes him so awesome.
I saw we let him go!
He's not such a bad guy once you get to know him.
Here's what you do: get into politics using an anagram of your own name and then pass laws that turn his country to fascism and then he'll wish he was dead!
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
KILL him?
More like CLONE him, amirite?
>>81451644
...you lost me.
>>81451319
OH SHIT IT'S THE KINGPIN
>>81451600
Sorry, I've got my paws on him.
>>81451714
HOLY CLOWNCAR! There's too many criminals in here to fight! What do we do?
>>81451728
Kill the clones, protect the original
>>81451675
You think you can just waltz into my town and steal my line?
>>81451319
Hear hear!
>>81451739
Don't be ridiculous. What would that respectable person be doing here?
>>81451790
Oy shove off mate
>>81451778
WE PREP
QUICK ROBIN, GRAB THAT CROWBAR AND START BEATING THESE SCUM UP
>>81451319
I'll flatten him!
Chill out everyone. Have you tried putting him on ice? It's the frost thing that came to mind and it's sure to burrrrring him to his knees.
>>81451881
>Batman vs Tarantula
I'd read it
Crikey mates, Ev you seen the Flash?
>>81451295
That never works you old fuddy duddy
>>81451936
My name is FRIES
Pose as one of his loved ones and when he lets his guard down then we strike.
ILLUSIONS
...
You guys are stupid. You don't want to kill him, that would only make some other like-minded fool to take his place. You need to make him suffer, hurt him mentally. Drag the pain out. Make him wish he was never born, and when he begs for death, just laugh. Laugh in his smug face. A broken life is much better then no life at all.
All pumpkin bombs. Pumpkin bombs everywhere.
Forget the spider, we should just do smaller jobs and stay below his radar.
We bring a bunch of dinosaurs back to life and we conquer manhattan as a safe heaven for dinos
>>81452459
We can use a ray that turns people into dinosaurs
>>81452453
Damn it Chameleon, stop stealing my identity!
>>81451778
NOT SO FAST LITTLE BIRDIE
>>81452662
Get off my turf, pebbles
>Trying to kill super heroes when you COULD be trying to make America marvelous again
I'm the super villain this country needs
>>81452453
Did anybody ask you?
PUNCH
HIM
DON'T MOCK
>>81452638
you could cure cancer with that technology!
RUN INTO HIM AT HIGH SPEEDS
The fuck am I even doing here.
>>81452280
>underrated post
>>81454771
STOP CRIMINAL SCUM
This is a strange thread
>>81451069
Get Zack Snyder to direct it.
Or whoever did that horrid F4NTASTIC movie.
Heyguyshow'sitgoingoopswronguniversebye!
>>81458225
>This is a strange thread
>>81458672
doctor light pls stop raping thanks
>>81452280
Top kek
drown him
>>81451069
Have you ever tried asking nicely?
FIX ME REED
Impregnate him and let the larva eat him alive from the inside.
>>81460801
What the hell, Jan?
>>81460584
This killed me.
>>81451069
Kryptonite
>>81451069
Become heroes, get jobs with the city and stamp out all crime, soon Spider Man will get bored with nothing to do and just quit.
>>81460801
*slap*
Let's throw shit at him.
I say we make him punch himself in the face and/or nuts over and over.
