Homestuck act6 flash discussion thread
>>81416292
Ants will get you nowhere in life, Anon.
quality OP
What did she mean by this?
>>81416419
TH4NKS DOC
It'll be a 10 minute flash comprising of minigames. It will involve Gamzee, a fridge, bubbles von salamancer and one of John's imps.
We'll then cut back to the day being won the the battle summed up as 'shenanigans'.
What did she mean by this?
What was the purpose of all that stuff Hussie(?) gave to Caliborn? Like why the how to draw manga book?
>>81416623
That John will free us from the gay menace
>>81416623
That John will become part of the gay menace
>>81416440
>the battle summed up as 'shenanigans'.
>>81416765
Gamzee was the one who gave them to the cherubs, and for no reason other than the fact that he was taking care of them.
>>81416765
he must become Good
>>81416765
Because, as much as he hates it, he's the closest thing Caliborn will ever have to a father. And it's his job to try to make his quasi-son improve himself, even though he knows it won't work.
>>81416292
Why are you people still paying attention to this shit?
>>81416440
What will happen is: We cut to everyone's faces again and see them begin to fight. But then Alt Callie destroys/implodes/absorbs the green sun and fucks everything up. From there I don't know.
>>81417034
Because it's finally fucking ending thank god
we can befree
God tier outfits look so comfy. The kids are right in wearing them the whole time.
>>81417060
Stop posting this couple.
>>81417097
Why do people always make crockertier Jane's skin pure white?
>>81417160
Because her design wouldn't look nearly as good or striking if she had any kind of real skintone.
>>81417034
Because we're masochists
What is your opinion on the music of one, Mr Michael Guy Bowman?Will any of his motifs appear in the final product?
>>81417160
fits in with jade's skin darkening, and it looks cool
>>81417160
white=evil
Let's end this shit once and for all.
https://strawpoll.me/7267593/
>>81417120
Who else would Karkat get flushed with?
>>81417034
Because it's only around for another week and a half.
>>81416765
Homosuck's style was due to evolve, man. Can't afford to get stuck in a creative rut.
>>81417348
Sollux
How can i make Homestuck stylized music?
>>81417348
Dave :^)
>>81417348
His right hand
>>81417433
the only decent art I have for this ship I can't post to a blue board.
>>81417215
He did sburban jungle, right? So probably.
>>81417451
download every 'retro' soundfont and every free synth
>Pre-Retcon Karkat will never come back
He is a cuck, but goddamn is he vasty superior than his post-retcon version who needs to double-die.
>>81417906
Nah, they both need to bite it. Karkat is a character with plot armor that shouldn't have it.
>>81417906
He's gonna show up with (Nepeta), just like god tier karkat showed up with dreamer Nepeta.
Every Karkat realizes after death who they're better off with.
What's the most retarded plot twist Hussie could pull at this point?
I'll start: Lord English and [color=green]Lord English[/color] turn out to be different characters.
>you find a good artist's blog
>they are either fictionkin, a multiple system or use ridiculous/awkward pronouns
destroy tumblr
>>81418303
>[color=green]Lord English[/color]
>>81418303
Something like 'Jade/any non evil character has been evil the whole time'
>>81418374
I know the formatting doesn't work on 4chan, I'm just trying to differentiate between the text naming LE that has been talked about like 99% of the time and the text naming LE in the Intermission and Spades Slick panels.
>>81418345
Man, it is legit terrifying how many people in fandom are fictionkin nowadays. I'm expecting to hear about FF7 House 2.0 anyday now.
>>81418303
I want there to be a secret boss controlling Lord English from the shadows. I mean come on, the guy is a giant dumb skull monster just wantonly destroying anything that moves, and Caliborn has said that "red herrings swim through his veins", and he's as obsessed with puppets as Dirk and Bro are.
It's dumb and cliched, but I still want it to happen.
>>81418303
That LE's powers stop working for no reason, allowing the troll army to pounce on him and tear him to shreds for a convenient win
>>81418513
>guy is effectively immortal only kill-able by exploiting numerous glitches
>he's still gonna lose
>>81416623
>One token heterosexual romance in the book
What about JaneDave though?
>>81418579
jasprose and davepeta are numerous glitches
>>81418579
>Guy also has a death ray that can destroy an entire dreambubble and its inhabitants in .01 seconds
>He's gonna forget to use it
>>81418600
sprites^2 hardly seem like glitches
>>81417324
why does strawpoll looks like shit now?
>>81418439
>FF7 House
Oh man, that was some crazy bullshit. Only the FF7 house story though, there's another story involving one of the girls in the house that was almost definitely fake.
But yeah, I don't know how it became so commonplace. People were mocking it, and then all of a sudden everyone had a kin page on their about with a bunch of love live characters in it.
I guess it's just harmless teen bullshitting, but it's so obnoxious that I can't help but unfollow anyone with a kin tag on sight. I remember seeing some jane-kin girl (yeah, Jane Crocker, fucking why) say something like 'why wasn't I in the last update?'. It's just painful to read.
>>81418598
>JaneDave
deader than JohnVris familia
>>81417451
haha you dick. fuken saved.
>>81418652
>deader than JohnVris
That's a good one. Nothing's deader than Johnvris.
>>81418687
Karezi
I've heard some people pointing out that Jane is nowhere to be seen in the confrontation pages on the last update but what if that's because the flash will actually be on her point of view while she teleports to every battle reviving the shit out of everyone?
>>81418723
that sounds too good to be true sadly
other than jake (until he goes hope-mode), which kid will get bodied the most in the flash?
>>81418723
>Jane
>being important
not a chance
>>81418800
:( but we can still hope
bring back oldhuss
>>81418714
Alright, okay, you got me there. But this is like comparing a pile of ash to a fossilized skeleton. You can't really get any deader than that.
>>81418723
She doesn't even need to revive people, she can heal them fine too. Same with both Nannasprites.
As long as John and Roxy remember they can phase and Roxy can phase others, they should be able to avoid most of the attacks from the Condesce.
>>81418839
>and it dont stop's acronym is AIDS
DEEPEST
LORE
>>81418964
>speaking as if the fight is going to happen
not a chance friendo. Andrew 'Anticlimax' Hussie wouldn't animate a fight to save his life
>>81418839
could you imagine fluid animation is hussie's sketchy overemphasized style?
Threadly reminder that your favorite ship is shit
>>81418964
>As long as John and Roxy remember they can phase and Roxy can phase others, they should be able to avoid most of the attacks from the Condesce.
They probably will but I'm pretty sure Kanaya is gonna fuck the whole plan somehow anyway
if i were a betting man id put my money on alt callie's gt power being the ability to create black holes. i dont buy that the green sun will be destroyed tho, but if it is id be funny to see dave and rose show up in derse's moon immediately after and create it, completing the circle.
>>81419088
Yes and it's giving me a massive erection
>>81418839
I just googled this and the style looks cool as fuck, should I read it?
>>81419104
I hope so. Kanaya has basically been given a free ride throughout the entire comic.
>>81419106
shes not gonna destroy it
shes gonna eat it, cause young cherubs eat dying stars to mature.
Any updates today?
>>81419136
Read it this instant, it's unfortunately really short, and hussie made it pretty much for free when he was nameless on the internet in TSO. the guy that he co-created it with works with whatpumpkin now.
>>81419151
Everyone's had a free ride one way or another, let's not kid ourselves.
>>81419104
She's super fast and that's been repeated a lot in the comic so you can be sure Hussie is not going to do a single thing with it.
>>81419169
Yep
>>81419169
no. wednesday
>>81419169
None till wednesday.
>>81419136
It's 40 pages and fucking rad
Mirrored here: https://anditd0ntstop.tumblr.com
Place your bets, who's going to be alive to live in the new universe?
>>81419236
>>81419238
Where can I see the update schedule?
>>81419212
>Everyone's had a free ride one way or another, let's not kid ourselves.
literally every major character has jobbed more than kanaya.
She got shot through the gut once and came back with mary sue powers. Other than that, nothing.
>>81419275
Read the news post dumbshit
>>81419263
john and terezi are the only survivors
its a miserable experience
>>81419263
John and Roxy as the new universe's Adam and Eve. Everyone else is too gay and thus will be eradicated.
When will Karkat join me in double-death hell?hopefully never lmao, always torturing you that he has become another dumb kanaya clone hanging on a strilonde.
>>81419302
You forgot Union Jack
>>81419263
>Striders
>Smiling
>>81419090
for you
>>81419302
For what? You did nothing.
>>81419253
I would gladly purchase a copy of AIDS if it included tauhid's prequel. I would be happy to give andrew money, and that's saying something. always strange how Whistles got picked up for a book deal but AIDS never did desu
>>81419290
aww fuck!
Guess it all makes sense now.
>>81419280
>literally every major character has jobbed more than kanaya.
Oh sure, because Rose and Dave dying only one more time with a self-inflicted explosion to get tremendous superpowers is such a big fucking whoop.
Not to mention Karkat never died.
This whole comic is a breeze for everyone involved after Game Over overwrote the parts where they suffered the most.
>>81419402
>Not to mention Karkat never died.
wrong.
And it's not just about dying, it's about turmoil and problems and shiet.
>>81419402
>Dave dying only one more time
Read the fucking comic
>>81419263
>GcatTavros
Ugh, I completely forgot this was a thing. Why is this a thing? Why are these things things? Why can't they stop being things?
>>81419432
Right I forgot Karkat's girl problems were totally overwhelming compared to almost losing the whole future of your race.
You can downplay any character's suffering if you don't like them, mate, don't even start with this shit.
>>81419470
>We could've had Daverosprite and Gcatpetasprite
It could've been so much better. So, so, so much better.
>>81419253
The colours make it a little hard to read. Say what you want about the HS style, but it's clear.
You can see the Hussie-isms in both though. Those weird oval eyes are around in the HS art too.
>>81419432
>wrong
Pre-Retcon Karkat died twice. Post-Retcon Karkat never did :^)
>>81419466
Dave got killed by Noir and then ascended with the Green Sun. That's two deaths. Everything else was by a different Dave. Otherwise we might as well apply the events of Game Over to everyone too.
>>81419515
Post-retcon Karkat died in our hearts.
>>81419366
Have you seen the resolution of op's pc
I just uploaded the original size version
>>81419567
Who cares? Fuck off, Indexer.
>>81419263
I don't feel like any of the sprites will make it.
>>81419523
He still had to deal with the bodies and stuff, though, and deal with the fact that if things had gone just a little bit different he would have been them. His issues with his morality were kind of a big deal for his character arc.
>>81419612
I'm not saying Dave didn't suffer. I'm saying it's not quantifiably more or less than Kanaya's suffering when she lost the future of an entire species with no hope of recovery for three years.
ITT: We predict the EOA6 flash:
>Vriska permadies
>Karkat survives, because he is Dave's chosen boyfriend
>all fights are outsourced by guest artists who force their headcanons on us
>Condy gets killed off by Jasprose anti-climatically
>every fight is an anti-climax
>>81419212
Speed means nothing when you're a melee fighter and you can't fly to hit the enemy.
>>81419732
>lost the future of an entire species
every troll lost that
every character whos currently alive survives except vriska, but only the kids and three trolls (kanaya, karkat, terezi) enter the new session. gamzee and dad vanish, and the sprites willingly stay behind
>>81419735
Caliborn winning his fight is a forgone conclusion.
>>81419732
>>81419759
So did every human, really. I mean, now that the trolls have a new Matriorb, they're actually in a better position to propagate than humans are (even if all the gay humans stopped being gay)
>>81419759
Kanaya was personally responsible for it, she felt it more than anyone.
>>81419736
Yeah but this is Homestuck so watch as Kanaya turns into Super Sonic in the middle of the fight because something whatever.
>>81419819
Exactly. So you expect that he loses the fight as a twist. But the twist is that he wins the fight that we already knows he won. Very clever.
>>81419827
Propagation was always meant to be done by a large population created through ectobiology machines, the players themselves are irrelevant and so are their sexualities by extension.
>>81419735
>Sprites barely appear
>The ghost army dies but somehow Meenah and Karkat are left unscathed
>Tavros dies anticlimactically in the background
>Still no decisive word on DaveKat
>Kanaya kills Condy
>DD doesn't appear
Also bonus for the end of the story
>Vriska dies but it's treated as a heroic sacrifice that solidifies her as a "good guy"
>>81419735
Caliborn is still in charge of the story, so that means:
Team LE: ∞
All the other losers: 0
Everyone, who is not god tier dies.
>>81419827
Maybe jake's huge inventory item in his captchatalog is a sperm bank, so the humans can get some genetic diversity?
and what about the creatures that will inhabit the new universe?
>>81420027
Wasn't it already revealed as the lab with the 4th wall in it?
>>81420055
What the fuck is wrong with Jade's face?
>>81420027
Probably the room with the 5th wall.
>Karkat will never permadie
>>81420086
She has the unfortunate disease known as "being black"
>>81420086
>>81420251
Her mouth is the thing that pisses me off the most
Like, what the fuck is that even supposed to be?
>>81420251
I legitimately have no idea what I'm looking at here. Is Jade melting?
>>81420251
Representing minorities and skin conditions this way sets progress back in an active sort of way that simply choosing not to represent them at all does not. It's bordering on racist to execute this shit so poorly.
>>81417097
>tfw my original plan was to read the whole thing in its entirety
Honestly tbqh I don't even want to bother any more imho opinion
>>81420309
I don't know. I'd post a picture of a curvy jade with no pants on to make it up for you, but obviously, that wouldn't work out.
Instead have a karkat ship that's better than davekat
Hi. I've been super jaded with Homestuck for years. I hated every little detail or anything slightly reminiscent of a plot hole.
After this week of updates I can only say one thing. I LOVE HOMESTUCK.
>>81420309
She's gone rabid, she hasn't gotten any of her shots
>>81420251
I really, really like this image.
>>81418964
>As long as John and Roxy remember they can phase and Roxy can phase others, they should be able to avoid most of the attacks from the Condesce.
As long as John remembers he drilled through a fucking planet before, we're fine.
I just hope there's no bullshit resolution like "The Condesce tries to drain Kanaya's unlife and dies"
>>81420395
amazing what reintroducing Jade to Homestuck can do for it
>>81420309
>>81420251
Her teeth seem to be coming out of the bottom of her lips
Honestly the worst thing about this is the art-style. Lineless and aliased art only really looks good with simple block colours.
>>81420371
Shit. Same here.
I was really hyped for it two years ago. And then Game Over happened and it made everything that happened before then feel like a waste of time. Why bother reading all that shit if I know it's just getting retconned like that?
>>81420399
Does jade go into heat?
>>81420421
Yes, exactly. Jade was my favorite thing of these updates.
And mind you, I've never been a Jade fan. I used to hate her on my first read, actually.
>>81420436
The worst part is when he went back and deleted the relevant posts so that we can never see anything that was before the change.
>>81416419
What did she mean by this?
>>81420466you fuckin know it brother
>>81417236
What about Grimbark Jade?
>>81420484
that hussie is a hack
>>81420484
That people are overly invested in a girl who talks to Hussie and did art for the endgame flash, but hasn't seen anything.
It's like the people who think Trainwiz somehow has insider details about Bethesda, but even more annoying.
>>81420513
if shes done art for the endgame flash then she already knows some of whats in it
she also knows exactly what said art means, since hussie wouldve told her exactly what to draw
>>81417906
They're not so different. Dave, though...
>>81416292
New to Homestuck, just wondering: Where would be a good place to start reading? I tried the beginning, but it didn't seem to click for me.
>>81420556
>hasn't seen the endgame flash
>>81420484
davekat is canon and endgame. Not that further confirmation is needed, you can see this from reading the comic. Davekat deniers are completely delusional. One sent an paragraph long death threat to the person who posted this on reddit.
>>81420574
The beginning, you shitwreck. Push through it.
>>81420574
Problem Sleuth.
>>81420466
Yes. That's why she was so miserable during the three years. Once a month she'd have to go into her room and wreck a piece of furniture or two
>>81420574
Jailbreak
>>81420585
let me explain this for you
if hussie asked her to draw dave and karkat making out for the endgame flash then she knows that dave and karkat make out in the endgame flash
she doesnt need to see anything else to know that
>>81420574
You have to read the whole thing. The beginning isn't so great (especially if you are a new reader), but it picks up.
Eventually it turns into more of a YA science fantasy thing.
>>81420594
>davekat is canon and endgame
Good joke
>>81420484
ipgd is the least reputable source for this. shed say the same thing about the male leads in other series she likes
>>81420681
And I really doubt he'd request her to draw that. The only person he ever really had draw something major was Lexxy, who was one of the oldest and closest art team members.
On top of that, Dave and Karkat making out in EOA6 wouldn't make much sense, given that the two are battling in no close proximity to one another.
You guys are so paranoid about davekat being canon that any slightest hint sends it over the top, which is obviously her goal.
It doesn't even matter if she's seen eoa6 yet. Hussie could have just told her.
Not that it matters, because if you read the comic it should be incredibly obvious.
>>81420757
its just an example. what im saying is she absolutely 100% knows SOMETHING that happens in the end, and weve got no way to know what it is
saying she has no idea what shes talking about is objectively wrong. (it doesnt mean you have to believe everything she says, though)
>>81420711
>>81420599
A'ight. Looks like dubs prevail.
People who think Davekat is actually happening are extremely dimwitted.
>>81420715
I mean, Hussie's afraid to even do anything but give ambiguous teases with them. Then he introduces Jade who makes anything but subtle overtures.
>>81419920
but what does it MEAN?
>>81420748
Dude, give it up. It is made incredibly obvious that Dave and Karkat are dating in the comic. I'm not saying anything about how it's written (Hussie should have given them more scenes together before this if he wanted to pair them off, imo), but the way ipgd is phrasing it doesn't imply she's kidding.
Davekat happening is like Martin Hobbit fucking Benedict Cumberbatch in that one show. It's not.
>>81420915
>ambiguous teases
Rachel was right, if this was a het ship, no-one would be doubting this at all.
JohnRoxy has gotten way less hints that davekat but everyone is sure that's happening.
>>81420969
buddy youre not very smart
>>81421016
>JohnRoxy has gotten way less hints
See, now you're just outright lying.
>>81420915
>I mean, Hussie's afraid to even do anything but give ambiguous teases with them.
You're the only one choosing to see these "teases" as ambiguous.
>>81421056
mental note: mack on
Just a heads up, reddit was linked to these threads, expect idiot teenage shitposters.
>>81420915
if it happens, then all it took was to bring vriska to life to both fix everyone's personal problems and thrust dave and karkat into a lifelong relationship. it's fairly ridiculous
>>81420943
i don't think i mentioned whether it seems like it's canon in the comic
>>81421016
>JohnRoxy has gotten way less hints
>The comments about the rings foreshadowing
>Roxy boyfriend vision
>John outright saying he likes her
Yeah no
If you don't like Davekat you're a homophobe. If you don't trust ipgd you're a sexist, simple as that.
>>81421063
They really are. Compare them to the two updates worth of Davejade we got.
>>81420574
Start from the middle, like you do with all stories.
>>81421016
if vriska and jake suddenly hook up in act 7 ill look at that like i look at davekat
http://strawpoll.me/7273499
davekat poll. I want to see how many delusional fuckers are here.
>>81421016
Are you retarded? We've seen all of John and Roxy's interactions. They haven't done anything more romantic than holding hands. There's no ambiguity there.
With Dave and Karkat things could be anywhere from "they're moirails" to "Dave has put his penis in Karkat's asshole". The latter of which is pretty gross and wasn't even a theoretical thing that could ever happen before the retcon, and if real, it came right out of nowhere.
>>81421195
what about vriska and jade
Even if Davekat wasn't ambiguous, it's still really bad.
>>81416292
>when your collection of pictures becomes the op
Feels good, in a small way
>>81421224
>The latter of which is pretty gross
Kinda fuck you?
>>81421121
gr8 b8 m8
>>81421281
he poops from there...
>>81421281
If you're a hot girl, sure. Otherwise go back to tumblr.
>>81421164
>Compare them to the two updates worth of Davejade we got.
God damn you're the definition of someone who sees what they want to see. Jade got a sympathetic kiss from someone who used to be her ex-boyfriend in another reality, specifically Davesprite. That's really 100% of any actual "hints" towards anything even remotely resembling Jade/Dave.
>>81421281
>question marks in places they needn't be
>liking gay shit
Tumblr fuck off, and stay fucked off.
what are you talking about guys, theres no homophobes here. that would be ridiculous.
>>81421349
>onscreen kiss
>Jade teasing Dave about said onscreen kiss
For someone who tosses around the word "delusional" a lot, you seem to be quite delusional yourself.
>>81421228
I could've lived with DaveKat pre-retcon, because they actually had a fucking dynamic. Post-retcon ikimaru's art and their shit dialogue makes it feel like it's just bad fanon literally overwriting the actual comic.
>>81421224
>"Dave has put his penis in Karkat's asshole". The latter of which is pretty gross
Oh well look at Mr Too Good To Have His Prostate Massaged over here.
>>81421378
onscreen kiss with a different character
how do you take this as regular dave
>go to mspa since apparently "flash discussion"
>no flash
Worst OP ever
>>81421016
>Rachel was right
No, she wasn't.
If Kanaya -a character with an established sexuality- was in Dave's place in Vriskagram, people would be wondering whether they're moirails or matesprits. In fact, people would be calling you stupid if you didn't think they're moirails.
Because, you know what? Context is important. And it was rude of Rachel to post that thing considering these two points:
1) It was a perfectly logical thing to question, that would have been asked regardless of gender.
2) It was rude to Hussie himself, who obviously wanted to make it ambiguous and disclose it slowly over the course of the next conversations. Having Rachel to just confirm it because she wanted to be a social justice warrior who wants to be the hero who defends the honor of LGTBdom is borderline narcissistic.
>>81421378
>onscreen kiss
With fucking Davepeta. Who used to be her ex-boyfriend, Davesprite. But not actually her ex-boyfriend, an ex-boyfriend from another reality.
You are really reaching.
>>81421398
Dunno, ask Jade.
>>81421423
dave didnt have an established sexuality
>>81421426
>>81421349
>With Davepeta
>who gives a big long speech about ultimate selves and how close they are to that ultimate self
>before kissing Jade
You guys just keep digging a deeper hole.
Why do I feel like these people are actually davekat shippers denying that they are because they know the majority doesn't actually like it?
>>81421423
>If Kanaya -a character with an established sexuality- was in Dave's place in Vriskagram, people would be wondering whether they're moirails or matesprits.
>Implying all the John/Rose shippers weren't exactly this deep in denial at every point before we saw Rose and Kanaya kiss
You've been spared the horrors and inanity of the summer of 2011 to 2012 /hsg/. And for that, count yourself lucky.
>>81421378
You can't win with Davekatfags. They just keep seeing shit that isn't actually there.
Can someone tell me what is PIV?
>>81421372
Sup reddit.
>>81420484
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81421459
He did, outside of the comic (Hussie's Twitter). Just like Kanaya.
>>81421468
>actually reading Davepeta's logs
lmao
>>81421430
jade doesnt literally think theyre the same person, shes teasing him
>>81420484
Someone post that post Hussie made where it was saying how Dave wasn't a homosexual.
>dude im gonna make everyone gay so it'll be controversial and cool in 2011
>comic stretches out so far that being gay isn't edgy anymore
>>81421482
ive never used reddit in my life
>>81421468
>Cherrypicking this hard
Davepeta was just consoling her and her loneliness by saying "hey at least you got laid in another dimension". It was not a hint towards the future, it was a reference to a past event from their perspective.
>>81421088
And here I thought you were kidding
>>81420574
Homestuck's beginning is slow, the middle is fucking amazing, and the end is a trainwreck
Don't bother
>>81421459
>Dave "I fucking love MILFS" Strider
>Not having an established sexuality
GOOD JOKE
>>81421524
I think you've lost track of what you're saying and you don't even know what you're arguing about anymore.
>>81420711
YA with more uses of the word "fuck"
Seriously YA lit needs some swearing
>>81421484
if you mean that twitter post about dave not being a homosexual, that didnt confirm his sexuality. it just meant he wasnt gay, which we already knew because we saw him liking girls. it was never established that he didnt/couldnt also like guys.
>>81421555
I think you paid more attention to the pictures than the words in the update so of course you don't know what I'm saying, even though all I'm doing is describing it.
>>81421541
bisexuality still exists, anon
>>81421491
And thus still confirming her interest in a relationship. Pretty damn hard too.
There's really no ambiguity there. We know for a fact one side is interested in a relationship. Davekat doesn't even have that.
>>81420574
A tier list of acts
GOD TIER
>Intermission
>Act 5 Act 1 (If you like the trolls)
HIGH TIER
>Act 4
>Act 5 Act 2
MID TIER
>Act 3
>Act 5 Act 1 (If you don't love the trolls)
>Act 2
>Early Act 6
LOW TIER
>Act 1
>Mid act 6
SHIT TIER
>Late act 6
>Act 7, probably
>>81421559
>dave can't date john because he's bisexual
how does this make sense in your rotten brain?
>>81421608
>mid tier
>early act 6
ahhahahaha
>>81421604
yeah, the teasing is a davejade hint.
the kiss wasnt.
>>81421609
Which given that tweet would also mean John was bisexual
>>81420574
>a good place to start reading?
DON'T!
>>81421608
>LOW TIER
>>Act 1
triggered tbqh with you senpai
GOD TIER
>Intermission
bretty good tho
>>81421608
>>Act 5 Act 1 (If you like the trolls)
>God tier
Even if you like the trolls A5A1 isn't that great
>>81421625
>Not liking Roxy's shenanigans and the early flashes with Prospit/Derse
>Not liking DD
>>81421608
>Early Act 6
>Mid Tier
Shit taste. It should be HIGH TIER.
For so many people voting "I don't ship it" a lot of people here seem weirdly adamant in trying to prove Davekat as being a thing.
>>81421587
Not for a character that showed no signs of even being interested the same sex.
>>81421608
>Act 4
>Not God tier
Also
>Any part of Act 6
>Above shit tier
>>81421638
no it wouldnt. it just meant that neither of them were homosexual.
john is straight, so they couldnt date. but if he had only mentioned johns sexuality, people would think he was confirming gay dave.
>>81421690
Caliborn, Roxy and Dirk are leagues above a good chunk of Act 5 and3
>>81421666
I don't like Davekat at all but unfortunately I think it's probably going to happen
>>81421666
It's almost like they're lying.
>>81421638
if the limiting factor is john, then the phrasing should have just mentioned john not being homosexual
if hussie mentions both john and dave, the implication is that neither is sexually compatible with that relationship
>>81421608
What a shitty-ass list.
>>81421720
They're definitely above shit-tier, fine, but I wouldn't put them above any part of pre-Act 6 Homestuck except maybe Act 1.
>>81421744
Hivebent can get pretty bad at some parts, and Jade is a fucking drag.
>>81421666
Have you considered that you don't know what the fuck you're doing when doing an opinion poll?
>>81421770
>Jade is a fucking drag.
you take that back
>>81421738
Exactly what I'm saying.
>>81421656
If it weren't low tier it wouldn't take most people more than one try to get past it
JOHNROSE WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES!
MARK MY FUCKING WORDS
