Dab a little embalming fluid on your neck and wrists. The living love that
http://pastebin.com/TXDdLXxK
I'm just gonna leave this here.
>>81406218
Where's the Sexy Losers necrophiliac guy when you need him?
This would probably make your regular D&D crew much more uncomfortable than Spheres of annihilation or level drain enemies.
>>81406470
>He doesn't like magical realms
>>81406737
>wanting mummy rot
>>81406903
Embrase it
>>81406987
Mummy rot is a curse, not a disease. Nothing alive there for Papa Nurgle to love.
>>81406987
Uncle Nurgle loves us
>>81406218
>tfw mummification fetish
>no good porn ever
fml
>>81406903
No, no, it's mummy rUt! You've heard it wrong!
>>81406253
Who wrote this?
>>81406218
>I woke up like this
This is the the hardest I've laughed at Oglaf since the gnomes and the dragon dildo/fleshlight.
>>81406218
We need some hydration. Stat.
>>81407783
Because they're dried out, or because they're thirsty?
>>81408014
I think we all know the answer to that question.____both____
>>81407264
Do tell.
>>81406218
>>81406218
My mummified dick appreciates this.
>>81408219I don't mean fucking dried corpses, sorry. Just wrapping live people up in bandages and watching them squirm and moan. It's super hot.
>>81407264
Just stick it into a bag of beef jerky.
A relationship with a mummy wouldn't be so bad. But I'd keep it under wraps from the family.
Don't you niggas remember Nefertina? Mummy-waifus aren't new.
>>81409132
just super super rare
>>81408492
Fuck you
>>81409132
Nefertina needs more art.
>>81406737
>Dio and Jonathan
>>81406218
![nefertina_by_alecyl-d49c8w3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V8NVTw1.jpg "nefertina_by_alecyl-d49c8w3[1].jpg")
Everybody loves a MILF
>>81409174
>panties
>implying she wasn't always going commando
>>81409398
>ywn sweep a 3000 year old dead lady off her feet
Her snow queen is awesome.
>>81409562
I'm aware that they had them back then.
I'm saying she didn't use them.
>>81409778
I suppose it was probably hot as shit in ancient Egypt
>>81409305
that's literally the point you fucking prole
>>81409596
I just want them to bring back the Apprentice
I have an unironic fetish for skeletons. I will count these as close enough, thanks.
>>81410366
only jerk off to skeletons if you have their consent beforehand
>>81408455
What a let down.
>>81410404
Does Gal Gadot even have a public email address?
>>81407062
Uh. Many of Nurgle's diseases are warp magic in nature. That qualifies them as curses.
RIP TOMB KINGS FUCK GW
>>81406903
>not having disease immunity
>>81410350
The apprentice died.
>>81412280
and?
>>81412280
It would just be nice to have another apprentice or something, the ongoing plot was pretty fun. More of the leach doctor would be good too.
>>81412280
I thought he was in a coma.
>>81406253
damn son
Dem bones.
>>81416355
>>81409132
Neither are mummy-daughterfus.
Mummies just don't get enough appreciation.
>>81410350
Not until Trump gets out of office
>>81417382
>>81412280
>>81413003
>>81413713
He's coming back. It was announced twice on the twitter, and apparently they've just been working on another long arch with him.
>>81418980
Two tweets confirming were from 2012 and here's a 2015 one.
https://twitter.com/Oglaf/status/594396264080375809
>>81406218
looking past all the mummyfufags, actually a good punchline
>>81408492
