*Pan Flute Music*
AND THE TIGER POSTER
I stole my neighbors zoobooks, I still feel like a nigger about it but bitch wouldn't share
LOTS AND LOTS OF JETS AND PLANES
Clickty Clack down the track!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8bOQfS8W6w
>>81390336
At 6:15 Jessi fires a rocket launcher.
That's the bad ass Pokemon i remember.
>>81390336
It's amazing how much of this I had totally forgot about yet instantly recognized.
>>81390336
I wish cartoon network still did those types of bumpers
Is this Vaporwave?
LIONEL COIN BANK
I always wanted these so fucking bad.
What was that one railroad-themed toy where you drop coins into it and it raises the checkpoint?
I always thought that was the stupidest shit
CAUSE I'M YOUR LAAAAAADY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVybJmtMFA
ANOTHER SCORCHER
>>81396752
goddamn it
Animal crackers in my soup
>>81390277
Now that I'm older, that sounds really comfy...
>>81390233
>SAVE YOUR MONEY SAVE YOUR MONEY SAVE YOUR MONEY
If you looked at it a certain way it almost felt like they were chanting to convince you to *not* order that shit.
HOOT HOOT ZOO PALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FncC-sn_VFk
Now you guys made me remember that man in the suit with question marks all over it with a book about how to get free government money.
>>81396752
I'LL CALL NOW
>>81397868
The Riddler?
>>81398110
http://youtu.be/HPC3mLNL3B0
>>81397985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEy_1dvBFYE
>>81390014
you mean "Quena" or "ZampoƱa" music anon?
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!
>>81398593
>>81396970
MONKEYS AND RABBITS LOOP-DE-LOOP!
All of my Zoobooks are in a hole somewhere........I think..........a lot of something is hidden somewhere
ITS A PILLOW
>>81398951
Fuck you
FUCKING SAND
ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP MONKEYS AND RABBITS LOOP THE LOOP
ooka chaka ooka oooka ooka chaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89qnlZM0i0
YOU CAN EVEN BUILD A CASTLE WITH THEM, AND THEY GLOW IN THE DARK!
>>81390014
>>81390277
>>81390233
>>81390894
>>81390336
>>81397631
>>81390014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKNuBoymppkI regret nothing,
>>81396681
lmao fuck.
BLOW PENS
>>81399289
Don't turn around, uh oh! Der Kommissar's in town, uh-
OHHHH Tainted love woooah-oh tainted love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6mmr2ggglA
>>81398581
I know, I know.
Those fucking neon coloring book things. You know what I'm talking about.
Anyone have a link to the commercial for that one cooking set they wouldn't stop running?
Something something the bottom simmers water something something the chocolate melts into a smooth and creamy sensation.
>>81390014
[flutes intensify]
>>81401363
5th grade science class memories all up in this bitch
>>81401363
pretty sure it was a soprano sax
>>81397985
You'll call now.
>>81396752
>>81397985
>>81398593
>>81403530
>>81390014
Magical stuff like this is what made the 90s great.
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU?
>>81390277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0T_2ZQHdY&list=
>>81396752
Holy shit, I had completely forgotten about that commercial, and now I realized just how much I'd seen it.
https://youtu.be/jqJgU3buDV4
No thanks, I'm sweet enough
>>81390014
SOCK 'EM BOPPERS
MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT
>>81398581
Are you implying that he ISN'T a supervillain?
His scheme involves taking info that is freely available from the government and then selling it for as much money as he thinks people are willing to pay for information they don't know is free.
He implies the information is hard to get when even back then all it really required was a visit to the library.
Nowadays it just requires a google search or two.
>>81396681
Anon I must be psychic or something because I was just thinking of that exact commercial the moment I saw this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s
COLORFUL WORKS OF ART IN JUST SECONDS
You can argue all you want, but the best commercial ever is stillCROSSFIRE!
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP
>>81405110
did anyone even have that?
Did anyone even KNOW a kid that had it?
Did it cost 80 bucks in 1990 dollars or something?
>>81405131
I had one. It was incredibly lame.
>>81397868
>they stopped airing the commercials because he actually DID know how to get free money from the government and was the sole cause of america's debt
y'all are askin for it
y'all are really askin for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wIaoYE-5YM
Did anyone else actually get this toy
>>81405167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxopPDMq7rs
and now y'all got it
>>81405131
My cousins had one. We had more fun putting green army men on the board and shooting the metal marbles at them.
>>81405194
that DOES sound fun
but it sounds like you could have had that same fun with a slingshot.
>>81405174
I played with one my relatives bought years ago. The little trampoline is surpringly resilient. Still retains it's "bounciness." Pretty addictive once you get a rhythm down.
>>81405190
All that power and she didn't prevent 9/11
>>81405265
fuck that man, she couldn't foresee the Psychic Readers Network she worked for going bankrupt.
Maybe she should have faked her Jamaican accent harder.aliases that have been used by Youree Dell Harris, AKA "Miss Cleo": LaShawnda Williams, Corvette Mama, Elenore St. Julian, Desiree Canterlaw, Janet Snyder, Maria Delcampo, Christina Garcia, Cleomili Harris, Youree PerrisShe's from L.A.
https://youtu.be/nouwjKa5J0U
I actually had this thing. Squirt gun gloves were uncomfortable and pretty useless. Flippers were meh. Mask was the best part since it actually stayed on your face unlike those flimsy ass cheap goggles parents typically get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agok_TVaDms
So how many of you didn't know this was a goof on Mister Bill?
>>81405413
>Wait a minute that's not a girl!
Triggered, Pizza Head confirmed for cis scum
>>81405448
Even a sentient pizza slice knows made up tumblr Bullshit when it sees it.
FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE
HERE AND NOW, I PROMISE TO LOVE FAITHFULLY
>>81405363
Lol she runs a suicide hotline now not even kidding
>>81405769
does she tell you if you went through with it or not?
>>81405787
Watch 'Hotline', should be on Netflix still.
>tfw I watched television religiously growing up and I have seen and remember every single commercial mentioned and posted in this thread
Even when I die, these commercials will still replay in my head.
HEY KIDS COME AND GATHER ROUND, GUESS WHAT JUST SKIPPED INTO TOWN
>>81396681
I fucking hated these
>Je suis la jeune fille
>Yes that's French they're speaking, and no these children aren't French
>They're AMERICAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9i39GENWU