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penny
Claimed?
Neo is best
5th for Chibi will be objectively good.
So, how many seasons till everyone gets new outfits?
Heh.
>>81359560
>+6 Funny
>+5 Funny
What cancerous place is this from
>>81359538
Last Ep of V5. RWBYJN_R all get new clothes, but weapon upgrades are staggered. Blake gets hers first, Ruby gets hers last.
>>81359588
The RT website. Their recent "Ditto! Funny! Lame!" like things are cringie as fuck.
>>81359588
The place where they make this cancerous show of course!Something tells me this isn't even b8. I'm afraid.
Nth for chibi rwby will suck
comf
>>81359655
DELETE THIS.
Camp Camp looks promising tbqh familam. It looks like it's got that extra something that XR&V just didn't have. I wonder who's even gonna voice them? Not a whole lot of the known VAs can pull of kid voices.
Nazi kid best kid.
And that new Grimm shirt looks nice as hell. All the recent RWBY merch has looked really great. Almost great enough for me to buy something.
H-he will be back wont he?
He came back last time, so he will return somehow w-wont he?
>>81359769
Shouldn't the dead girl get Deleted?
>>81359769
Everyone that doesn't like Arkos is a cuckold, or a trans lesbian from tumblr pissed her ship ain't canon.
>>81359819
>>81359842
Go to bed Burnie.
>>81359867
I seriously doubt they can keep the show going without him.
>>81359900
I don't mind it not being canon,
Because I know that Rube will be closer to him than Pyrrha could ever be again.
>>81359769
Can someone write a story of Pyrrha breast feeding her future children with Jaune?
The saddest thing was I got into the series only recently, so I didn't realize how cute Arkos was until it was too late.At least I'l always have Lancaster
>>81359900
Ayy fuck you, liking Yuri doesn't make you a transnigger from Tumblr
I love Yuri so fucking much but hate the LGBT+ and fag marriage
Arkos is shit because it's forced and Pyrrha is too beta to get anyone so she deserves no one , Jaune is a fucking horrible character cause his archetype is that he is a fucking weakass faggot who overcomes his faggy fears, become super strong and gets the girl
That's lazy writing, also Yuri is cuter than Arkos
Post best girl
>>81360042
Abandoning Arkos? you sicken me
How to make Arkos better
>Jaune is a girl
>Jaune is replaced by a girl
>No sexual
>Jaune wasn't a weakass faggot
>Pyrrha wasn't a beta faggot
>Pyrrha is the man of the relationship
>Jaune is a trap
>Jaune is a cross dressing tomboy
>Jaune wasn't a Miles self insert
Literally anyone of those will make Arkos better, if not great agains
>>81360077
>undercut
I don't know what it is about this hairstyle that infuriates me so much
>>81360154
Your post reminds me of that tumblr post about Jaune headcanon that list "he's trans" every third item
>>81360105
>that nose
>that pose
>that outfit
>that bra
>that body
>that Blake
>>81360070
>Arkos
>Forced
Lurk more faggot, that was disproved in the middle of volume 3 in RWBYg.
>Yuri
>Cuter than Arkos
You'll need Chemical bath deposition forced down that throat to get such bad taste out. Also whatever Yuri ship you like, it won't be canon~, stay cucked fampai.
>>81360220
>that was disproven by the fans!
What the fuck am I reading?
>>81360154
Jeanne would be the toppest of waifus though, she would blow all the others out of the water.
>cute blonde
>goofy, clumsy and socially awkward
>determined to become a heroine
>knight girls are best
>>81360184
There's a difference between being a mentally ill transfaggot and a boy who wants to dress like a girl/trap or a girl who wants to dress like a boy/reverse trap
Like how there's a different between Lesbians and Yuri, and Yaoi and faggots, and liking Yuri or Yaoi doesn't mean you support gay marriage
The more you know
>>81360154
Weak bait. Arkos is already perfect as it is.
I think that Chibi RWBY is going to redefine these generals. Again. I have very high expectations for it.
Though I expect little from Camp Camp Camp.
>>81360262
Are you saying you don't-
You know what never mind
>>81360275
Camp Camp looks like it's going to be Nature Town V2
>>81360256
>not even posting the best Jeanne
>>81360253
They came up with much better arguments on why Arkos isn't forced, Arkos is only forced for people like xlthuathopec.
>>81360220
>Arkos being forced
>disproved by the most retarded and weirdest part of the fanbase
Typical Arkos Damage control
>>81360300
>>81360275
>Tfw Camp Camp is the best thing RT ever creates
>>81360300
What? Boring and only one season long? Yeah, maybe.
>>81360321
>RWBYg
>The most retarded and weirdest part of the fanbase.
We're not tumblr you idiot and neither reddit.
>>81360315
all Jeanne's are good Jeanne's.
It's just a great name for great girls.
>>81360369
Jeanne and Male Pyrrha?
I could dig it.
>>81360353
Reddit aren't that weird.
Only Tumblr can compete with us when it comes to weirdness.
>>81360317
>believing fan theory
>over examining a relationship
>not just looking at how it was paced in the show
We tumblr now
>>81360300
>>81360275
Seriously? I honestly really like the way it looks. It could be fun. It's also not written by Lindsay so it could actually be funny.
http://vault6969.tumblr.com/post/142099938761/commission-for-garm1
I want to lick Neo.
>>81360418
>>81360418
God damnit this guy's art.
>>81360400
>>81360353
Tumblr
>Blake is black
>Weiss is a translesbian
>Ruby is autistic asexual
>Jaune is a trans and needs to die
>no she is trans
>no she is a lesbian
>fuck you Iceberg
RWBYg
>Neo vore
>I want to eat Ruby's period blood
>KEIKAKU KEIKAKU MOTHERFUCKING KEIKAKU
>The One!
>Fuck off Neptune Kerry
>I want to cuddle Yang and get fucked by her stump
>fuck you Blake
>Fuck you your Waifu a shit
>no your Waifu a shit
>I want to eat my Waifus shit
>me too
>no your Waifus shit is shit
>no yours shit is a shit
>>81360407
>Making two hormonal teenagers in a small period of time hook up is forced.
At any rate you should get read to nail your eyelids cuck, you'll be getting much more on later volumes.
Do we know if Chibi RWBY is just an April Fools prank or not?
>somethingsomethingcompany anniversarysomethingsomething
Yeah, but what're our sources here?And if it's not a prank, then God damn, I really hope it's like Yuru Yuri
>>81360530
RT never does April pranks and Burnie's said multiple times that they won't.
>>81360520
But we acknowledge our shitposting and stupidity.
>>81360520
At least RWBYg only produces disgusting stories and not disgusting stories along with atrocious art.
>>81360530
>I really hope it's like Yuru Yuri
God I hope so.
Either Yuru Yuri or Hidamari Sketch.
>>81360256
>Jeanne and Pyrrha
Someone please draw this crossover.
>>81360315
That Jeanne isn't based off Joan of Arc though.
>>81360520
All that really does is put it into perspective that most of tumblr probably isn't that awful it's just a vocal minority
>>81360256
>>81360154
Is there Jaune 63 around besides that one picture that is all of JNPR with adorable DFC femRen?
>>81360577
Already was done.
>>81360521
>Pyrrha meets Jaune and looks at him for 3.24 seconds
>instantly falls for him for no reason
>besides the fact he didn't know who she was
Not forced at all
>>81360581
>>81360611
That image would be 100% better if they we're their normal genders
>>81360530
>>81360575
>Filled to the brim with pesudo-lesbian antics
If RT keeps up with emulating Japan's preferences for cutesy comedy starring girls, then indeed.
>>81360611
That's just Jaune and Pyrrha genderswapped.
Not the same thing.
I wish absurdly slutty characters were more popular on AO3
I want more slutty smut fics rather than romance mixed with smut
>>81360577
not based off Joan of Arc
In Bayonetta, Jeanne is literally the historical Joan of Arc. They even have the same birthday.
>>81360620
It's not forced because the two aren't done yet, simple because they already hook up doesn't mean there won't be space for more development between the two in later volumes.
>>81360601
googling rule 63 Jaune there seems to be a few.
>that Nora and Pyrrha
>>81360663
>>81360667
I...don't remember such a detail.
But I've no reason to disbelieve you, so okay.
>>81360657
No lesbian anon, no lesbian between those two, just no.
>>81360416
It looks like an indie webcartoon/comic without all the SJW bullshit.
>>81360730
>without all the SJW bullshit
As far as we know
>>81360684
That's some really fucking cute shit
I would be fucked really hard by Nora but it wouldn't be gay cause our balls ain't touching
>>81360684
This Ren right here.
The cutest.
>>81360620
>Pyrrha meets Jaune and looks at him for 3.24 seconds
>Her brain releases hormones upon feeling his MASSIVE aura and seeing his HUGE fertile bulge
>She instantly becomes addicted to the hormones and like Pavlov's dog instinctively lusts after Jaune to get more of the sweet sweet hormones
And thus, love at first sight.
>>81360723
Yes lesbian anon, yes lesbian between those two, just yes.
>>81359464
He will be back one day.
>>81359497
i saw this get tweeted by Lindsay earlier
>>81360620
You don't understand shit about romance do you? Get out more.
>>81360781
Silly anon, you won't get it.
>>81360746
There's a character that's a literal nazi and the beginning song says something about cunt shots. I'm not too worried.
That animation looks really good too. We're probably only gonna get a 6 episode season.
>>81360792
>Arkos
>Romance
>literally Disney Princess movie
You need to experience real romantic
Not the shit you see in Hentai or disney
>>81360701
>Jeanne's watch contains the numbers 141216. According to Mari Shimazaki, the character designer for Bayonetta, it represents the year/month/date of Jeanne's birthday, which means Jeanne's birthday is January 6, 1412.
>Interestingly, Joan of Arc also was born on the same date.
Since Jeanne was the last of the witches left after they got fucked up, she probably went among normal humans and tried to lead them through being "Joan of Arc" to fight the angels and restore balance and all that.
The thing with Joan getting burned for heresy was probably a cover up for how Jeanne was captured and mind controlled by Balder.Jeanne game when?JNPR in Grimm Eclipse FUCKING WHEN?
>>81360781
Pyrrha likes D'arc, she can't get children from D'maidenhood.
>>81360762
>>81360684
>Ozpin uses everyone's first name for teams
>Uses Ren instead of Lie for JNPR
Why
>>81360826
That ass is fucking glorious.
>>81360805
>He actually believes this.
>>81360839
It hasn't stopped there from being plenty of fanart otherwise.
I like Arkos as much as the next guy, but I would love some crossover art of Pyrrha and Jeanne. It's just too much an opportunity to waste.
>>81360701
>But I've no reason to disbelieve you, so okay.
As a man of science and reason, this phrase kills me inside. Especially for something so easily googled.
>>81360825
Yes anon, because everybody agrees the romance in the majority of disney movies is bad. Try harder.
>>81360863
Anon it's a character in a video game.
Whether or not she's an allusion to Joan of Arc or not is of little consequence. It's a fun fact, little more.
>>81360853
For all we know Ren is the only character to use an Asian naming order, and Ren is his given name.
>>81360860
Well then at least it should be Jaune(genderswap) x Pyrrha, that 7 foot tall shank ain't worth Pyrrha time.
so genderswapped JNPR would be cute, but what about rule 63'd RWBY?boy Blake would still be a shit
>>81360930
Fate-Jeanne not Bayonetta-Jeanne, anon.
What Arkos would look like
>Pyrrha(F)/Jaune(M)
Forced not good fuck you Miles shit
>Pyrrha(M)/Jaune(F)
Cute Knight/Princess duo
>Pyrrha(M)/Jaune(M)
Epic tier sucking each other cocks at night bromance shit
>Pyrrha(F)/Jaune(F)
Cute Yuri shit
>>81360918
It's the mindset that makes me sad. It's people like that that vote for Trump.Inb4 MAGARWBY
>>81360858
>>81360860
Now just imagine the best pyrrha cosplay you saw close to her and it's done.
>>81360968
>Epic tier sucking each other cocks at night bromance shit
But that's what Ren is for.
>>81360910
>he actually believes that Disney have good realistic romance
What are you, 8
>>81360968
>Pyrrha(F)/Jaune(M)
>Forced not good fuck you Miles shit
0/10
>>81360980
I get where you're coming from anon, but there's kind of a big difference between not really caring about the origin of a character design, and wanting a crazy business man in control of the most powerful nation on Earth.
>>81360981
>3dpd
>there are people out there, somewhere, possibly in THIS VERY THREAD that like Neptune and support Iceberg
You know who you are, and you sicken me.
when will this be canon
>Sitting at work, bored out of my skull.
>Contemplate both sides of the "Pyrrha should/shouldn't be revived" debate that will undoubtedly be an ongoing thing for a good long while, because letting my mind drift into the inner-workings of fantasy realms is the only thing that prevents me from committing suicide over how shit my job and life are.
>Casually jot down ideas on how to pull it off while making both sides happy.
>End up making the most crack-pot fan theory ever that would likely have the opposite effect and piss everyone off instead.
>Yet it's just crazy enough to fit and works well with the new tonal shift of the series, going down a dark and fucked up path for not one, not two, but three regular characters.
>Unsure if I should post it or not, because I don't know if I want it to piss people off or make them happy.
Should I post it?
https://twitter.com/burnie/status/715580860913725440
>>81360997
>Never said anything about realistic romance
>Implying realistic romance is necessarily good
Go suck xlthuathopec cock will ya?
>>81361013
We're not /a/, 3dpd is welcome here.
>>81360930
Don't be a faggot anon.
>>81361060
Do it. BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND.
>>81361071
>We're not /a/, 3dpd is welcome here.
/co/'s cosplay threads are fuckin' great.
Where's that picture of the Yang cosplayer who managed to make the outfit more revealing
>>81361092
Wouldn't her make a perfect yang?
>>81361172
>>81361092
>>81361071
>all these 2D race traitor
>being a 3DPD cuck
>not going tm with based 2D
No 3DPD will ever be Yang, and Yang will always be better than 3DPD
3DPD absolutely BTFO
How can 3DPD even compete
>Sleep.
>Wake up.
>Google plus.
Wasn't online yesterday.
Found out about Chibi RWBY and Camp Camp.
What else did I miss?
>>81359453
Cute.
>>81361249
RvB season 14?
And that's about it.
>>81361068
Interestingly enough, it will message the person up to 3 times, so posting their name a 4th time is useless. The same amount of times used to summon Beetlejuice or Bloody Mary./u/3kliksphillip
/u/3kliksphillip
/u/3kliksphillip
>>81361233
>How can 3DPD even compete
By being real, and you can actually put your penis in it.
Should we make a Chibi Predator to commemorate RWBY Chibi?
>>81361276
The anthology?
Just lurked last thread.
We had (apparently) alpha/beta slave Blake cucking Pyrrha.
That looked fun.
>>81361290
>implying I need real to have sex
Who need real women when I can get my Occulus Rift, my Waifu programming and my onahole and fuck Winter everyday in the privacy of my home
Just wait to customizable robot Waifus come out, who needs human interaction when I have you guys
>>81361377
Humans do.
It's a psychological need and keeps us from going batshit crazy.
Go out and meet a real person.
>>81361377
I need to save the one page of a doujin that goes a little something like this.
>"AHA! But 2D can never really touch you!"
>"I'm okay with that because real women will never touch me anyway!"
>"...wow, you just said something really kinda sad."
>"Acceptance is the first step to happiness."
>>81361377
God lord, are you Daryush Valizadeh? That's unbelievable pathetic.
>>81361377
But anon your waifu likes Qrow penis better.
>>81361377
Yet another reason to pursue a career in math and programming. Once we reach a certain point where the AI can interact with us on both an emotional and physical level, we'll have no need for other meat sacks other than reproduction. But I'm sure by then the biologists will have figured out test tube babies.
>>81361416
I feel like I've read that before but I don't remember where. Shit, I'd look for it but my room mate is here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trh9Y598fM
Jaune sings this.
How do people react?
>>81361502
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>>81361510
Is this what it feels like to be a Trump supporter?
>>81361529
Can we report him?
>>81361545
sure why not?
>>81361545
It falls under spam so, yes.
>>81361545
I don't think he broke any rule though
I think he's just autistic
>>81361569
sure looks like spam and off topic to me.
>>81361525
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>>81361502
>>81361486
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>>81361393
This is some next level memes right here, what the fuck does this mean
>>81361597
Bunch of dead pest from the look of it.
>>81361092
>Do it. BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND.
Well, that's all the motivation I need to do this thing!
Prepare for multiple posts of shitty fan-fiction tier theorizing! This is going to be a long one.
So long in fact that it's going to take me a little while to fully type up.
So. This'll take a few minutes.
I feel the hiatus setting in.
Feels bad man.
Daily Dose incoming fools!
>>81361795
At least we're getting RWBY Chibi in May
>>81361795
When RWBY Chibi starts up in May, might kick things back up again. At least vol 4 starts in the fall.
>>81361811
l-lewd!
d-don't lewd the Rubes
>>81361811
Wait until Chibi daily dose comes
>>81361811
My nigger.
>>81361819
Yeah, but a slice-of-life isn't exactly gonna do much.
I honestly think the episodes will be extremely short, probably involve RWByY, Jaune and the Beacon staff.
Though if that leads to some good times I'm alright with it.
>>81361811
>not posting the same pose in the art style that matches the show
>>81361865
I know this.
That same guy did Weiss recently, I'm sure.
KEIKAKU KEIKAKU MOTHERFUCKING KEIKAKU
>>81360853
See CRDL.
So how will Jaune react when hewakes up to a little sleeping red haired girl rubbing herself on him?
>>81361893
yes but I can't post it, it's too lewd, there are nipples involved.
>>81361811
Dose of what, doc?
>>81361922
>"Yang is gonna murder me"
>>81361922Plows her and plants a kid in her
>>81361922
Didn't we cover this?
Or was that just Ruby trying to keep warm and cucking Pyrrha in the process?
>>81361956
Well post the link my negro.
>making porn that mimics the show's art style
but the show looks like shit
>>81361969
Is Ruby standing on a box here?
>>81361909
>>81362024
Pyrrhas Urn
>>81362044
Kek.
Must be a fucking big urn.
>>81362096I'd impregnate her just for the Weisscream
>>81361233
I still want to know what the chingchong in this image says
Just started this series. Why is everybody's voice but Ruby's bad?
>>81362208
Almost none of the VAs are professional VAs or even actors really, they just grabbed random staff and in some cases girlfriends unaffiliated with the company
Could Remnant have Optimus Prime?
>>81362208
The voices get better later.
A lot better.
>>81362208
Don't worry, Ruby's voice gets worse so it's all consistent.
>>81362224
>>81362226
Fair enough. I'm pleasantly surprised at how well the action sequences are shot. As for the voices, there's definitely emotion behind it but the VAs just lack power and it shows, Yang in particular.
Y'all dirty ass bitches got me hooked though. Hopefully I won't regret it.
>also holy fucking fuck Yang's character design are they trying to give me a boner
>>81362271
Yes. Yes they are.
And her VA is probably the one who improves the most over the course of the show so far. She even did work with Funimation.
>>81362271
Oh wait till you see her alt outfit.
Yang's also the most improved voice of all the cast.
The guy that did the action scenes died though.
It's sad that we'll likely never get the same level of action.
>random april fools names almost got my name right twice
2spoopy
>>81362312
My first name hasn't come up yet.
Mum's maiden name got pulled twice though.
>>81362312
I've seen mine come up several times.
Once on my own posts.
One time was even my father's name too.
SUCH LEWDNESS.
>>81362422
Oh.
A new once.
Nice.White Knight when?
>>81362422
I'm jelly my cardboard waifu won't come onto me for being a dweeb
>>81360679
>It's not forced because the two aren't done yet, simple because they already hook up doesn't mean there won't be space for more development between the two in later volumes.
You know Joyce, you should really sit down and watch volume 3; putting it off for this long isn't going to help.
>>81360839
Well she couldn't get children from D'Arc either, so what does it matter?
Huh, at least now if Ruby ever goes chibi over cool weapons again in the main show, this time she'll actually be animated and not just be a sub-drawfag-tier 2D cutout
>>81362484
I want my computer back.
I want to post pictures!
It's not fair damnit!
/v/ trys to hate rwby again
>>81362526
From the teaser I'm optimistic but I don't see it happening again for a long while.
I hope to God they don't cut the comfy from the main show.
I need my fix.
>>81362422
>that PyrrhaHOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT THE CAPTCHA WHERE THE IMAGES FADE OUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>81361819
But when are we gonna get Chibi May in RWBY?
>>81362544You don't.
>>81362075
Which is weird, because it's not like they actually saved enoughy ashes to fill a vial, let alone an urn
>>81362544
Click the images till the images it requests no longer appear.
Fucking read the instructions anon.
>>81362545
Oneday.
>>81362536
>/v/
Suprised?
Oh hey we're anon again
>>81362565
>Ruby thought it was chocolate milk mix.
>Sees it's running a little low.
>Fills it with some of her hown.
>Jaune sees the now full urn.
>Happiest he's been in a while.
>Ruby thinks he really likes chocolate milk.
>Milk_buddies.png.
>>81362297
>>81362308
I'm excited. Good lord, every scene she's in there are just SO MANY CURVES TO LOOK AT.
Also, what's the deal with Jaune and being voiced by the poor man's Scott Menville? He's okay but it sounds like he's trying a bit too hard. That might just be the writing though.
>>81362566
it looks so forced
>>81362580
One of the writers voices Jaune actually.
He does an alright job when you compare how he normally sounds.
>>81362580
He's voiced by Miles Luna, one of the co-creators of the show at the time
He's kind of a self-insert for him
>>81362543
Eh, they'd be idiots to remove ALL of it from the main show, as that's how it got so popular in the first place.
But the chibi show will hopefully just be nothing but silly jokes, maybe loosely held together by a vague plot, or maybe just random skits. Imagine if it turns out to be shit like pic but animated, it would be amazing
>>81362600
>>81362601
I still think Miles is better as Felix.
Oh thank Neo, the old stylesheet's back
>>81362587
Which one?
>>81362604
They would be.
Also I hope there is no plot to it.
Just fun hijinks and jokes at the expence of the fandom.
It's not gonna be canon (I hope) so there is no reason we can't have things like Sun, Ruby, Jaune and Coco playing cards or some such.
>>81362563
>>81362566
>select all images with large bodies of water
>click them all, images fade out, replaced with new images, no water left
>verify fails
>ditto with numbers
This makes no fucking sense.
>>81362536
/v/ hates literally everything.
Except for whatever the newest hype is.
And even that wears off within a week. Have they started hating on FFXV again? When I checked in after the Uncovered Show, it was pretty hype, but I'm sure hatred has resumed by now.
>>81362640
the rwby hate thread
>>81362623
Miles is an excellent Felix and a shit Jaune, weirdly enough.
>people shipping Lancaster
>people shipping White Knight
I don't like top tier girls being shipped with a sissy fuccboi.
I only accepted Arkos because the show actually forced it.
Otherwise it should be Cardin abusing the fuck out of Twink fuccboi.
>>81362655
The thing is that he isn't consistent with his own goddamn voice. Like, I've seen the abridgers and fandubbers do a better job of keeping tone than him.
>>81362645
I know.
But if you changed it to the legacy captcha you wouldn't have to deal with it.
>>81362649
The probably don't watch the show.
Or care enough to bitch about the game.
Speaking of, any news on new updates?
The combat revision was a step in the right direction.
>>81362640
Well, by 'plot' I meant more like a plot for the episode rather than the entire show.
Like "this episode RWBY go shopping in Vale" or "this episode JNPR are cleaning their dorm room for the monthly inspection" or "Nora hosts a fake talk show with Pyrrha and Ren as the guests" or "CMEN try to come up with an evil plan but they just keep having bad ideas all day"
>>81360577
>>81360805
I got distracted so it took a while.
>>81362663
Sissy fuccboi went from scrublord to first-year in under six months (less than that if Winter has just started in the show) so he deserves something.
He's not top-teir yet but he fucking will be.I mostly ship those because it annoys WR shippers and other /u/-fags.
>>81362297
2 arms wtf? get that shit out of here
>>81362681
i dont think so
>>81362681
But I hate the legacy captcha even more, it's still worse.
First-timer anon here again. Sheeeeyit they know how to nail the feeling of force and kinetic energy in these fights. The hits look and sound incredibly satisfying, and movement is framed quite well.
>>81362691
Any comfy would be a plot truth be told.
Or silly.
I bet one episode will have Ozpin trying to give some wizdom only for Cardin to misunderstand completely.
Hijinks ensue and that's why Cardin is an asshole.
I would laugh till I died if WRBY showed up though.
>>81362625
Praise be to Neo for giving us Salvation.
>>81362691
Oh god yes, if Chibi RWBY turns out to be a RWBY equivalent of Haruhi-chan Suzumia was to Haruhi, it will be amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB18x2atDSo
>>81362718I'm not /u/ but I do ship White Rose, because they're cute together, mostly because Weiss resists it so much
>>81362726
Shame.
>>81362742
Worse than bullshit fading images?
>>81362663
Because he has more depth in comparison with Pyrrha.Also, I don't care for yuri
>>81362747
No Anon!
You can't express any kind of admiration for RWBY in this general!
The general's scientific opinion is that everything looks too light and there's no weight to anything at all during fights!
>>81362764Many say the same about White Knight anon. As long at it doesn't go to salt it's fine to ship.Still wondering why Lancaster isn't Magnolia though.
>>81362772
fuck off i will kill you
>>81362700
You are my hero.
Many, many emphatic thanks for this.
>>81362772
Oh just shut the fuck up.
>>81362772
TOO LATE!
Nah, for what Monty could do he just liked cool fights, which is why some strikes look like they lack impact.
They flow like water but don't feel like they'd really hurt, even when Roman punches Blake in the face she backflips out of it.
Looks cool but again, it doesn't feel like it hurt.
Since aura doesn't block pain it should have still hurt.
>>81362764
It is great.
>>81362769
Yes, particularly because I use a laptop set on a desktop, so typing for something like that can just be annoying.
>>81362824
Fair enough.
>>81362772
I mean yeah, it's kinda light and floaty but everything is still framed really well. Having the characters move at such a quick speed also adds some oomph to everything. The sound design is pretty on point as well.
Really though, watching this series is like watching a Tales game.
>>81362700
This is adorable. Absolutely perfect. Great job anon.
Speaking of Miles.
Does he seem kinda gay to anyone else? Or, I dunno, like..boderline yes homo.
>>81362763
Man, the only reason I don't want to get my hopes up that it'll be like Haurhi-chan is that there isn't a character similar to Asakura, and tiny little Achakura is probably the best character in Haruhi-chan.
So if I want to talk about Camp Camp or RvB when they come out, do I have to do it here? You guys are fucking cancerous as shit.
>>81362837
Nope.
Though some of his slip ups may be a little suspect.
He sucks at talking dirty apparently.
>>81362787
It's different though
Ruby says something like they can be BFF's or sisters and have bunk beds... Weiss hesitantly resists but doesn't have much fight in her about it.... then admits she always wishes she had bunk beds
There's always the resistance... followed by acquiescence and admission that this is what she wants.
That doesn't happen with Juane. With Juane she gives him basically a dismissal, and it's more firm, there's no acquiescence.
You need the weak resistance followed by acquiescence before it's cute.
>>81362858
pretty much
>>81362837
I think he's the kind of person who is dead set on being "The funny guy" and thus has no real shame or limit if it'll get him a laugh
>>81362870
>I want to put your cock in my mouth
God, I laughed way too hard.
>>81362858
Yeah.
We talk about the most relevant show at the time normally it's just RWBY is what we talk about the most.
It's Waifus: the series.
>>81362823
that's exactly what I'm talking about... weak resistance.... followed by acquiescence that shows how she really feels. The resistance is all about her trying to save face.
>>81362875
Oh I wasn't talking about it being cure.
It's more courtly than cute.
I was taking about the appeal being Weiss isn't all over him, her resistance.
Then Jaune persuing despite that.
Most people state that as the appeal for the ship.
>>81362882
Truly he is a ladies man.
Showed that to my dad.
Never seen him laugh so hard.
>>81361793
Okay. After typing this shlock half way, stopping to eat a sandwhich, and then masturbating for a while before finishing, it's done.
Well, I promised it to that one Anon who goaded me on with a single sentence he probably isn't even here anymore. But I'm gonna post it anyway.
I don't pretend to be a great writer, so this is probably going to suck.
But I wrote up this crack-pot theory just for you guys anyway <3
>Part 1
Pyrrha WILL return, and Jaune will be the one to do it, with influence and help (Manipulative insistence) from Ozpin.
Here's how!
First, let's look at the three.
Pyrrha.
>Achilles, whom Pyrrha is based upon, does in fact die just like Pyrrha. And from a similar cause of death no less. Their heel fucking them over.
>What people often neglect, however, is that Achilles in many stories is rescued from his funeral pyre (By his nymph mother) and resurrected. Not only is he resurrected, but he's also made immortal.
All this does, of course. Is tell us that being resurrected would fit with Pyrrha being an allegory for Achilles. The circumstances of course are totally different. Pyrrha (As far as we know), is fully human, while Achilles was only half mortal, and was resurrected by his nymph mother.
But, the mere basis for resurrection fitting the character in general is there. Now how do we make it work in the sense of RWBY? We'll get to that with Jaune and Ozpin.
>>81362939
>Part 2
Let's move on to Jaune first.
>Jaune's real life counterpart, Joan of Arc, was canonized as a saint in the catholic church. Saints are literally keepers of the keys to heaven. They are divine beings kept in the grace of god.
>Joan of Arc was also a Martyr, as declared by Pope Callixtus III after her death. Dying for a cause she believed in despite all opposition.
Now. What does this have to do with Joan of Arc?
We don't know diddly shit about Jaune's semblance except for the following facts.
1)It will most likely be something related to protection and healing, given that it has displayed both powers.
2)Pyrrha was the one who helped him unlock it a bit by using her own Aura on his, and even commented that when he does manage to master it, he'll be able to heal from virtually any wound.
3)When he finally does tap into his Aura, it's going to be massive.
As it stands, Jaune has no official semblance, and we've yet to see it in action.
And finally, we have Ozpin.
Based on the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
But what, do we know about Oz, the great and powerful?
>He's an American politician. Everything out of his mouth is lies and deception.
>He tricks an entire city of people into accepting him as this great and powerful wizard, and essentially becoming their defacto ruler once he takes everything over from the current royal leaders.
Now how does this fit in with Ozpin?
Well, Ozpin is portrayed as the great and powerful wizard Oz pretended to be, sure. But he's also shown on many occasions to be a masterful manipulator like Oz actually was. Getting people to do what he wants, when he wants it. Even if it's something they aren't particularly crazy about doing.
We also know that he is much older than he looks. His motives are never fully explained. He may very well be the 'old wizard' from the four maidens WOR segment like many seem to think.
One of the biggest manipulations we've seen was Ozpin's manipulation of Pyrrha to get her to accept the duty
>>81362904
Eh.. it's not really courtly though, it's a peasant trying to woo a princess, she treats him like he's completely beneath her and has dismissed him without a second thought.
>>81362957
Which is courtly.
Court romances tend to be messy and between people that are of different station.
>>81362955
>Part 3
Ozpin wanted her as the Fall Maiden because she's strong, determined...And most of all easy to control. She has a great sense of duty and is easy to direct at a problem. An ideal Fall Maiden to be certain.
So how do you make all of this work? How does Jaune + Ozpin = Not dead Pyrrha?
Like this.
>Jaune, while on his little season 4 trip with Ruby and the gang, encounter Cinder. Who revealed early on. Say episode 1 or 2, to be alive and well.
>They fight, but even combined they aren't a match for Cinder, who now has even more control over her Fall Maiden powers.
>Jaune Is shot through the heart by one of Cinder's arrows. His body begins to combust, just as Pyrrha did.
>Only this time, it doesn't work. Jaune's aura finally kicks in. His body begins to reassmble itself almost immedietly.
>In this way, he not only "Burns to death" like his historical counterpart, but manifests a semblance that one might consider divine in nature. Christ promised his disciples that they would join him in and his father in heaven, and that they would become immortal. This honor also extends to saints. While the bible teachers that everyone else simply waits in the grave with no thoughts, emotions, or desires and must wait for the second coming of Christ where they'll all be ressurected at once to live in his new kingdom on Earth, saints get a one way ticket to heaven immedietly, so that they may keep the keys to the gates. This fufills not only the "Burn to death" end of Joan of Arc, but also her status as a saint. Jaune is effectively immortal.
>His semblence discovered, Jaune manages to single handedly fight off Cinder. Cinder, visibly distressed that this buffoon is now an indestructable wall of meat, flees. Jaune searches deep inside himself for the name of his semblance: Let's call it Lazarus for fun.
>>81362975
>part 4
>Jaun discovers that not only can he heal his own body up, but he can also heal others when touching...Fuck, I don't know, a wound Ruby got during the fight to see if it's okay. He can also manifest shields to defend himself on others from harm before it even starts.
>Shortly after all of this is over, Jaune genuinely feels his aura coursing through him without any distraction. And he feels something foreign. He feels Pyrrha.
>Back when she used her aura to touch his in volume 1, a small piece of hers attatched itself to his. Miniscule, almost non-existant, but still there. Still distinctly Pyrrha. Jaunde keeps this information from the others.
>They go on adventures for a few episodes, meet Pyrrha's family, break the bad news, do what they need to etc and so on. Jaune is the power house of the team. The hero he was always meant to be and a grade A badass. He becomes a strong, confidant leader, and yet...He still can't shake the feeling that he's just not good enough. That he still can't do anything right. He's still mad over Pyrrha. Mad that she ran offf, mad that she got herself killed, mad that he was too weak to stop her, and mad that his Aura was still inert, preventing him from helping her when she was on her knees with an arrow in her chest. All the while feeling nothing but non-stop guilt, the tiny piece of her living on inside of him the only emotional comfort he has.
>Eventually the group meets Ozpin again. No surprise, he's alive and well. And here for some reason. Why the hell is he here?
>Ozpin finds out that Jaune has finally manifested his Aura. And he's told the nature of his Aura. Ozpin doesn't seem the least bit surprised.
>>81362985
>Part 5 (Almost done)
>Ozpin talks to him in private and explains to him that they need a Fall Maiden, and that Pyrrha is the best chance.
>Juane, still frustrated over the loss of his partner, informs Ozpin that Pyrrha is dead. Lashing out against Ozpin.
>Ozpin casually pulls out a small vile of Pyrrha's ashes, mixed with dust. Ashes that he himself recovered. Maticulously.
>He informs Jaune that, with his Aura, he has the power to bring Pyrrha back. And he has the power to do so, because he has a piece of her aura inside of him.
>This power, however, comes at the cost of Jaune's own life. Ozpin lays on thick manipulation, not that it was needed. With little hesitation, Jaune agrees to do it, for Pyrrha.
>Jaune is able to use his power on what little remains of Pyrrha are left to complety construct her a new body while listening to Ozpin's instructions. However, the body is little more than a shell. A blank slate with no personality. Capable of little else than autonamous breathing. It's barely a person. This process, however, causes a great deal of Jaune's massive aura to literally burn up. His semblance was made to regenerate his own body like this, not another persons. Not to this extent.
>Finally, Jaune merges with her body via kiss. literally breathing her tiny aura chunk back into her, then burning away and using up the last of his own aura to strengthen and reinforce hers.
>And so Jaune perishes a Martyr, to bring back the woman he loves. A Martyr and a Saint. The Joan of Arc aspect of his character fully realized. Jaune dies with a smile on his face. Finally feeling like he did the right thing. Finally feeling like a true hero. The last thing he sees is Pyrrha's eyes flickering open and staring directely into his. Jaune Arc is no more.
