Whoever rolls the name Alex or the name of a Gravity Falls character determines whether Alex is a hack or not.
>>81340777
alex
>>81340777
He's a hack
Let's see
I guess
>>81340777
what kind of shitty joke is that
>>81340777
Gravity falls was a mistake
>>81340777
he's a great man who tried to get grunkle stan killed but disney just kept being pussies about it. I could just imagine the pitch
"so he dies"
>"does he have to die? thats too harsh"
"I could make him lose his memory
>"still to harsh"
"I could make him lose his memory... then get it back...?"
>"you got a deal, son"
>>81340777
Mega hack.
probably a hack
Wew
Not really, for what it was, it was pretty nice.
Expectations made it disappointing, but there's no denying RA was bullshit and the cringe levels were nuclear, seemed like a forced fun episode.
Alex's Hack Levels are 40-60 out of 100 (100 being deadly hack)
always a hack
He ain't no hack, ya'll just cared too much about a show for children.
This is retarded.
at ease losers
He just wanted to quit Disney
>>81341301
>thinking its all disney
keep living n that dream world where creators can do no wrong
leave alex alone
I'm a hack
>>81341301
He's hack because he writes character arcs that are bad. There's no way Mabel getting what she wants like this being executive mandate. This is a channel that aired Phineas and Ferb which basically psychological torture porn of a teenage girl.
He is not a hack
>>81341301
Fuck off, Bill.
Not a hack
>>81341301
Your tongue is filthy with lies as usual, Bill.
Mabel was shit
Dipper was dumb
Both Stans felt forced
The whole time I felt numb.
He's okay.
>>81340777
He's a big hack for you.
He's okay in my book
Alex is a big fat hack, but I forgive him.
>>81342763
I can't believe you of all people would say that.
He didn't do nuthin wrong
fuck off chris
Rolling for hack.
>>81340777
IM NOT A HACK
>>81342940
BAZINGA
>>81342940
Shut up Mexican Bazinga knock-off.
Never forget.
https://ohmy.disney.com/insider/2016/02/15/inside-the-decision-to-end-gravity-falls/
He was the biggest wimp hack in existence. What made it worse was his constant lying and his retort "ITS FOR KIDS!!!!" bullshit, when he would always blow our expectations out of the water with amazing shit like Into the Bunker and NWHS, but then blame it being a kid's show for any episode not received well or his own blunders.
>>81340777
Alex was pretty alright but let's hope his next show doesn't rely on too much magic ex machina. My favorite episodes were when the characters were getting developed without too much of gravity falls weirdness
Panda bears can shit twice their size.
>>81343789
No, the best episodes are when there's characters and weirdness. Linked together. Like NWMM.
>>81343854
FUCK wrong thread, but now I also can't remove my posts, so...
Male name I fuck Reverse Mabel, female name she pegs me with a strap-on.
Hack? Hack!
rolling for he had hack moments
he was the hackest
WHERE'S YOUR CARTOON?????
He's a decent guy.
what a hack
he's okay i guess
He's a hack
Hack
>>81348438
NANI
>>81348438
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>81343736
It's a kids show. You got too hyped up for a kids show, when you really just wanted to watch an anime or an HBO series. You'll live.
Dude isn't a hack, you just wanted too much.
>>81340777
I'm not alex.
>>81348438
You don't need some shitty game to prove he's a hack, season 2 is proof enough.
>>81348476
>it's too much to ask for good episodes
you're probably one of those people who think it's okay to give kids shitty entertainment just because they're kids.
>>81348438
WHAT THE
>>81348450
FUCK YOU /A/
ALSO NOW THIS CAN BE USED FOR GFG/THREADS WHEN PROOF IS NEEDED
>>81348476
Cherrypicking, or just missing the point?
You can't escape.
>>81348438
If anyone can get Alex + Dubs or above, you can counter attack the post.
>>81349448
Who cares, he's still a hack
The OP's trips overrule the dubs, you'd need quads to do anything
>>81348438
I TRIED ALEX
FORGIVE ME
>>81340777
Is this april fools or something?
I missed 4chan most of the day.
Here's hoping it stays like this all April.
>>81348438
OH DAMN SON
He's a hack.
>>81348438
>>81348438
The Moot Has Spoken.
Now: guy name Pacifica tops, girl name Mabel tops, ambiguous they switch off.
>>81351357
Misha/Smash fuck all the way off down the stairs and through the door.
If I roll a vowel in the name Billford is Best Ship.
COUNTER ATTACK
>>81351804
If I roll a vowel in the name BillDip, it is best ship
>>81348438
>>81340777
hack
Mack Hamlet.
>>81355726
Fuck of Smisha
>ritter
>>81356548
>Smisha
nice
>>81356675
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>81356675
Thanks Mabel/le
>>81340777
Hey man, regardless of hackiness, I owe him one. When my dad was dying of cancer, this was one of the last few things we bonded over.
>>81340777
He IS a hack.
>>81356951
I'll be that guy who isn't a dick.
That's nice to hear.
>>81356675
>>81356987
wew lads
>>81348438
remember that episode where the twins' parents got a divorce and their dad left the family forever?
>>81356987
I GOT THE REAL MABEL
I WAS NICE
I WAS FUCKING NICE AND IT PAID OFF
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND. WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE EEEND
>>81340777
This song accurately describes the final episode of Gravity Falls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7La3-5W2FaQ
the show as 'bad' the same way AT was 'bad'.
i went in expecting something that it wasn't gonna be. so it maybe serviceable for other people but not me.
>>81360747
Sort of. The be honest and fair, the show was much, much better than most television, period, not that that's saying much. It just sometimes presented the possibility of being even greater. Something much more than it wound up being. But well, things don't need to be great to make money and entertaintment is all just about the money.
If I roll a name with a consonant Pacifica is Best...
You know what, Pacifica is Best Girl, period. Here, have a few pictures of a /co/ waifu who was an amazing character with an awesome character arc, for once. Not a the typical /co/ waifu piece of shit.
>>81361144
>>81361153
>>81361161
>>81361177
>>81361193
>>81361210
>>81361215
Done.
Also this:
>>81361193
Makes Padippica canon fuckers.
>>81353961
BillDip is only OBJECTIVELY the best ship. Not subjectively.
>>81348438
That's it. No one beat it. It's over.
It's not that Alex was ever a hack. It's that there is no point maintaining something of quality in the age of Peanut and Pickle. Why bother?
Who is the better shota: Dipper or Lincoln?
>>81362290
All leaves the impression that it's his lovechild and he cares a lot about show. And yet it's still failing in many aspects.
>>81340777
hack
>>81348438
somebody screenshot this!
>>81362478
Dipper obviously, dont even compare him to someone from such a shit show with even more fetish shitposting.
This song accurately describes the final episode of Gravity Falls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7La3-5W2FaQ
>>81358035
Wasn't that the reason why they were sent to Gravity Falls? So, that their parents could get a divorce.
