So who is the best girl in The Peanuts universe?
patty
indisputable
>emotionally abuses you
>emotionally supports you
>results in net zero emotional responsibility
>issexually abused by your pet dog
Lucy
>>81321863
first post best post
Dude...those are fucking children
>>81321863
correct
next question
http://strawpoll.me/7243883
>>81321863
Bingo
Lucy > Violet > the rest
>>81322053
>not including OG Patty
>>81322053
or this one even
>>81322122
I saw her in the list of characters and decided she wasn't worth the time to type out her name.
>>81322062
Lucy is the worst.
>>81321971
I've just watched the Peanuts movie and to me the way I think is that it felt like I could recognize myself in Charlie Brown the way I was as a kid. Wishing I could talk to a girl but couldn't at that age.
>>81322053
>can vote multiple times
>left out two girls
>is rude
Christ, this guy is an idiot.
Fixed poll
http://strawpoll.me/7243933
>>81322200
Does anybody have a picture of Patty crying so I can post it in response to this?
>>81321971
>implying best girl is inherently sexual
Ayy lmao /co/. I guess that means I'm a faggot when best girl is actually a guy then eh?
>genuinely implying Foggy isn't best girl on DD
C'mon
OT3
>>81322200
I can't be the only person here that relates to Lucy more than Charlie Brown.
>>81322821
That is a bad sign friend. Well, sort of at least. I am too Charlie for my liking.
>>81322718
This guy gets it.
>>81321817
>Schnapp
>Does a crab dance
Jesus, that took me forever
How accurate is this as to their respective intelligence?
>>81323350
>Linus
>higher than Lucy
how?
>>81321971
65 year old children.
>>81323894
so Democrats?
>>81323350
>5 95472
Oh my god, I had completely forgotten about him. It's been years. This takes me back.
>>81321817
Sally.
Her raw innocence is both humorous and arousing.
>"Now, lookie here, Slave Ruth..."
>>81324320
Fuuuck I remember this now, too. God, Schultz could go down some really weird tangents when he wanted to.
>>81321863
And we're done.
>>81321910
no tsuntsun allowed
>>81323834
Linus has a better memory than Lucy and is more academic overall. Also she probably disagreed with with what the teacher said on some of the questions and used her own answers.
>>81321863
Patty or Peppermint Patty? Two distinct characters.
>>81324600
>there's no dere
>>81325867
You're acting like there are people with Patty Swanson as their favourite character
>>81321971
>>81321971
>Not having purely paternal best grills
>>81321971
>Dude...those are fucking children
>those are fucking children
>are fucking children
>fucking children
>>81322053
>maurice is ahead of lucy
>>81321817
thanks, this thread got me to finally watch that movie, it was such a sweet little thing
Cannonically speaking, it's probably Violet
>>81321863
got it in one.
Marci will always be my choice. She'll cut a bitch if you try to shoehorn your way between her and her man.
>>81321863
>being a retard wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJYyQ1nvGM
>>81329015
Seconding on Marci.
Although I sort of have a type.
Tomboys are forGetting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for
>Not Charlotte Braun
>>81332571Is it bad that your post made me think more of Chie than Patty?
>>81321971
WDYTYA?
>>81332571
>this will never happen to me
Sally is hilarious. It's great that she was properly featured in the Peanuts Movie.
>>81321863
nah, lucy. patty is a boring dyke.
I thought Red head girl was cute.
>>81340128
But she never does anything other than being CB's fetish
