PURE SEX
Is this a gypsie train?
>>81301783
I think this train's imported from India
Floral boobs on a train
>>81301783
>Is this a gypsie train?
If she was, then she would look like someone who never took a bath, have multiple children at age 14, and steal your stuff and/or give you STDs when you board her.
Do trains even have loos to poo in?
>>81301843
DESIGNATED TRACKS
There goes the fucking neighborhood
you're really gonna milk this until a trailer comes out, aren't you?
the indian plane from Planes didn't even attract waifufags enough to make her a FOTM. This isn't any different.
>>81301817
You can still look hot and be dirty, that's why its a fetish
>>81301806
I kind of see now but where are all the passengers?
>>81301705
Shed 17
>>81302075
I really wish we could see a gangbang pic of her like that.
>>81301887
>the indian plane from Planes didn't even attract waifufags enough to make her a FOTM
Don't remind me.
>>81302075
This picture reminds me of those videos of like 8 indian people on one motorcycle
Is this the Shed 17 sequel?
>>81302491
>not making it black and adding a gauge to the front
>>81302491
>>81302630
All I can think of now is that shitty Akabur game
>>81302630
10/10 would couple with.
>>81302491
Jotaro edit when?
>>81302491
Someone put Carl's face on it
>>81302630
P-perfect!
>>81301705
Previously on /pol/...
>>81303500
>Carlos from Mexico
>>81301783
Looks more like a Jojo train
>DESIGNATED COAL DUMPING TRACKS
>>81303971
What about thePillar Trains, they a trio ofElectricliners
>One of the three new trains purred up to them.
>"Don't worry you two." he said with a humming voice. "While you were arguing one of my brothers took all of the passengers you missed along his route."
>"How could he?" retorted Thomas."He doesn't even have coaches."
>"Oh wouldn't you like to know." said the newcomer "You're both so focused in the present you can't see that we three are doing you a favor, you're both out of date and will be replaced soon"
>"Uh-gebuh-what!?" Diesel spluttered "Replace me, you must be joking."
>"I'm sorry that you don't share my sense of humor then." said the newcomer with a hint of sarcasm. "Goodbye." and he purred off.
>"Well I never." said Thomas.
>>81301705
>be train engineer for Ashima
>she keeps making lewd comments
>"faster anon! faster! ohhhhhh y-yes! that's it!"
>passengers are becoming uncomfortable
>train conductor comes in
>"anon do you know how fast we're going?! what the hell is going on here?"
>"A-ALMOST THERE! DON'T STOP!"
>"what? was that...Ashima?"
>suddenly train shakes as Ashima moans and smoke bursts out of her
>train then goes back to normal speed and the there's an awkward silence from the passengers
>you look up at the train conductor
>he just shakes his head and walks out
>>81301705
Trainsexual?
>>81304123
No one?
>>81303500
>Carlos of Mexico
>>81303971
Kira the Quiet Engine loved his branch line...
>>81303500
What would Sweden's train look like?
>>81302630
da fuck is this chinese shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
getting this out of the way
>>81304663
Thank you, now we won't have to worry about other tits bringing it up.
>>81304627
Mark of death. The ghost of Moot is going to kill you while you sleep.
>>81304702
>>81304474
A big black cock on wheels
>>81301887
I missed a planefu?
>>81302351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsSjltVnPOY
Shits going to get fun with this one.
>>81305954
Its only part of a single scene, and he's saying he's taking his time on this like the last.
So, its going to be a while. The creator loves answering small questions on the Shed 17 video and a bit on Twitter too.
>>81301705
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>81304702
To be fair, that would be a cool site feature.
>>81306389
sure beats when moot just kills you without any notice.
>>81302075
how freakishly slow do those trains have to move for people to get on them like that and hop off and walk by them?
>>81301705
I am laughing so hard right now. It's like some autistic train OC on DA, but it's actually in the show.
Also
>Thomas and friends is still premiering
>>81304233
Only /co/ can make me want to fuck a train
>>81306483
thats how indian trains are irl
>>81306465
> be an animator for Thomas
> your told you will be in charge of the love interest for the movie
> feel it's a big honor and put everything you have into it
> A few days later your called in by the team leaders, they tell you that your making the train act too sexy in front of Thomas who is only a kid
yfw you didn't know trains could be sexy.
>>81306642
>"hey thomas, want to give me toot toots in my caboose?"
>"my exhaust port is smoking for you"
>>81303500
Someone explain the Mexican train one.
>>81306882
wall=border
>>81306882
Carlos getting Wall'd for all his shit.
>>81306917
>>81307214
Oh. i realized after I posted that it was probably a wall joke, I just thought for some reason that maybe there were railway shutdowns in Mexico or something.
>>81301705
>look up info on this
>it's a one-off movie featuring engines from around the world
>each new character is based on legit engines from their representative countries
Actually this is sorta neat.
>>81303500
>Carlos of Mexico
>>81301705
>she has to shunt freight cars filled with poo and take them to the loo
>>81301705
Trucks full of shit in the yard~
>>81308811
Crap , poo and diarrhea
Did some research, found a Canadian engine
>>81308982
He's American, the wiki fucked up again as always
>>81308851
Space Program by 2020~
>>81309052
Daily boast, Ashima!
>>81304123
>>81304412
I read it and appreciated it, you attention seeking wiener.
>>81306642
The writer clarified in an interview that Ashima isn't supposed to be a romantic interest for Thomas.But we know better, don't we?
>>81301705
>>81309300
>>81309300
>BRO U THINKIN WHAT IM THINKIN
>>81309683
>DAS A HUGE EXHAUST PIPE SON
>>81309975
>all board the special train
>>81309975
Now that's just silly.
I'd go into her Shed 17.
>>81304233
>>81306642
>>81306702
>>81309260
>be thomas
>have crush on new train waifu
>find out some lewd anon is making her scream in pleasure whenever she travels
>other anons take turns using her
>your own operator brags about how much of a slut she's become
>you can't do anything about it
life must suck for talking trains
>>81301705
I can't wait for dailymail or some other internet news organization to publish an article about sick perverts who want to fuck an animated train from a children's cartoon series
WEW LAD
>>81310100
At least Thomas isn't dead
>>81302722
Shitty!? Fuck you man
>>81301705
>imagining sliding your dick between those giant lips
>/co/ having a Thomas the FUCKING Tank Engine thread
>/co/ wanting to fuck one of the Trains
You've got to be kidding me.
>>81311430/mlp/came from here, anon. What did you expect?
>>81311430
>/co/ having a Thomas the FUCKING Tank Engine thread
You act like that's a new thing.
>/co/ wanting to fuck one of the Trains
This is a new thing, but not a surprising one at all.
>>81302491
>>81311430
>/co/ wanting to fuck one of the Trains
Seriously, how can you be surprised, considering all of the loli's, giant robots, rabbits, foxes and everything else, why are you surprised people want to fuck a train?
>>81311974
Calm down, Anon. You can fuck the train too. You just have to get in line.
>>81312014
>in line
Icwatudidthar
>>81311932
Dio-da when?
>>81311430
I know right? What atrainwreckof a thread
>>81311974
>loli's, giant robots, rabbits, foxes
At least those have anatomy. Trains literally don't.
>>81312185
Anon please, everybody and their mother already knows /co/ has no standards when it comes to sexualizing cartoons, this is the board that spawned /mlp/ after all
>>81311932
so its muslim now right?
beware of boiler explosions
When are we gonna get an African engine?
>>81312185
that's what you THINK
>>81312409
When Africans invent an engine that isn't just a shell with child soldiers inside working the crankshaft/running on a backwards treadmill.
Fuck your flavour of the month, keikaku Mavis a best.
>>81307405
>each new character is based on legit engines from their representative countries
>Actually this is sorta neat
Thomas has generally tried to be realistic when it comes to railway facts, they even have railway consultants who try to make sure things are accurate. Awdry, rail enthusiast that he was, was a stickler for detail in the books and wasn't happy when the TV series became more fantastical.Despite the realism of these engines he'd probably be annoyed by the fact there's no fucking way an Indian train would be able to run on British standard gauge rails.
>>81302075
Imagine needing to poo while on this thing
>>81312895
I mean, that's why the lower castes/untouchables have hands.
>>81304233
Reminds me of this hilarious fapfic featuring Thomas and Gordon.
>>81312851
He'd probably be pissed that the Scotsman has his number on his cab and second tender in tgr
>>81312851
>Mavis
I immediately thought of a humanized version this character by looking at that pic.
>>81312851
Kawaii as fuck shinkansen-chan when?
>>81301806
Damn Indians.
>>81312790
>filename
Discuss
>>81313063
Probably never, but the books gave us Pip and Emma, a pair of high speed engines.
>>81313061
Nothing lewd I hope.
>>81311430
Wdytwa
>>81313196
>Sing the tune of Thomas' heart
SHE WANTS TO FUCK.
>>81301705
Hotglue when?
>>81313196
>resonates on the inside as well
>>81313196
>the're fucking
Holy shit thomas has a scat fetish
More
For all my friends in the British Caliphate.
>>81313309
>>81313416
Yes. Where can I buy one.
Might as well
She's German btw
>>81313279
Holy shit, this train is actually adorable
>>81301809
>THEY GAVE THE CLOCK TITS???someone please get the reference
>>81313416
>>81313557
Will she teach Thomas about the SS?
>>81302491
Someone do that gray anime lady face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3qSjnYlqSE
>>81313626
>Will she teach Thomas about the /ss/?
ftfy
>>81313587
Don't worry, you'll outlast herWow, I need to get some TTTE reaction images.
>>81312225
>>>81312185
>Anon please
>this is the board that spawned /mlp/ after all
right before it got its own subdivision from the board after people from said board could no longer stand their shit.
>>81313818
>what is crossboarding
>>81313839
you couldn't understand half of what I said, okay.
>>81313626
how old is thomas supposed to be?
>>81313572
>>81313726
The best part of the transition to CGI is the untapped goldmine of reaction faces it's created.
>>81313910
The engine Thomas was based on was built 1913-15
And the show is set in the 60s
>>81313910
Are we going by build year, or by their persona?
Because the engine Thomas is based on was built between 1913-1915, so in the real world, Thomas is at least 101 years old. The TV series takes place in the 60s, so he's in his fifties there.
>>81314022
Is it still set in the 60s? I figured it advanced, but Sodor remained stagnant with it's railways for obvious reasons.
P O R N
W H E N
Wtf /co/
>>81301705
I bet sex with Ashima would besteamy.
Here's the trailer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_81CRQTKx0
>>81315352
It was inevitable.
Alberto barbosa train when?
Yo is the new show any good? I still feel nostalgic for the first 5 seasons
>>81315461
>Who is that beautiful engine with Thomas?
See, it's not just us. someone's gonna get RAILED™
>waifuing a train
You can keep her. She's acoal burner
>>81315656
>>81315657
We need more pictures of train Carlos to go with these puns.
>>81315653
Avoid seasons 13-16
Season 17 onwards is very good and quite like the show used to be
But tale of the brave is shit.
>>81302491
>tfw I missed most of the stream the other day
It was fun watching Thomas with /co/.
>>81315653
The trains being CGI is tough, but something I can accept.
Giving them moving faces (besides eyes)? FUCKIN DROPPED.
And besides, Ashima is shit waifu. Emily is top tier fuckable. Imagine the size of those damn hips.
Where's the American train?
>>81313575Jontron?
>>81316431
There have been a few American engines already, actually. Sam was the most recent, though he wasn't in the show proper, just a tie-in character for the wooden railway toys. We also had Hank in season 12.
I'm curious if we're going to see either of them take the role of the American engine for this movie, or if they'll introduce a new character altogether.
>Chinese train
>Yong Bao is driven to achieve and make progress.
Oh god, please tell me there's an Eastern European or Russian one
>>81301705
>Introduce ethnic characters on a show
>Every original character has a simple "outfit"
>Give new ethnic characters ethnic "outfits" so that people will know that they're ethnic and therefore the show is diverse, because ethnic people have to be visually different so that people won't get confused and think they're just like everyone else
I fully expect an African train with a bone through its chimney and a lip disc that is actually a train wheel.
Oh wait, an Inuit that has baby seal skin lining on the outside, and each carriage is an igloo.
>>81316638
A Russian engine named Ivan's been confirmed, but it's a shunting engine, so it'll be small.
>>81316638
From the Thomas wiki
The wiki has literally the strictest mods ever so this isn't fake
>>81316431
Right here.
>>81316764
That's not a train. It's not even a car.
>>81313416
You do realize that magnet is smaller than your fingertip?
>>81310076
oh god no, fuck that movie.
>>81316840
I got the joke.
>>81316840
My dream is to see a tubby-train of at least three people. It is my unicorn.
Wait, they're still making this shit? The first two seasons is literally all you need.
>>81312851
This is very true, Anon.
>>81301705
I'drailher
>>81316964
But Season 3 is the best one.
>>81317039
Wrong again.
It's Season 4.
>>81317039
I stopped caring when they introduced all those new trains like Sir Handel and Peter Sam.
>>81317073
>new trainsThey existed long before, anon.
>>81317073
>I stopped caring when they introduced the best characters, with the best set visuals, with the best US narrator, and the best stories based directly off a real life railway
>>81317115
>the best US narrator
George came on in Season 3, m8.
>>81317073
>new
Post favorite engines.
>>81317073
>not liking the Skarloey Railway
>based on a real life railways that the creator of Thomas not only helped volunteer on, but also helped with its preservation directly through his books
>the railway that has had some of the most memorable characters and emotional moments thanks to its much smaller scope compared to the bigger railway
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
>>81317182
Alright
>>81317283
>wtlnetwork
Man, I miss them.
>>81317334
>nameplates moved back to their smokeboxes
It's the little things.
>>81317324
"You're a mixed traffic lights"
>>81317073
>Not liking Sir Handel and Peter Sam.
You must have been a real buzzkill as a kid.
>>81316670
Africans never made their own locomotives so nope.
>>81317544
This just looks creepy.
>>81317544
He has buffers like a T-rex.
>>81317651
Well, because you are more than likely taller than he is.
>>81301843
>>81301873
You know that you poo on the tracks in America, right? Trains don't store that shit. There's a reason you're not supposed to flush while in the station.
>>81313061
>>81316184
God fucking DAMMIT /co/. Why do you make me want something that doesn't exist? All the humanisations I can find are animu garbage drawn by ten year olds. Am I going to have to learn to draw just so I can design half-decent humanisations?
>Outspoken fashionable 60s girl Daisy
>Busty office girl Mavis
>Hiiips nice girl Emily
>Conservative twins Annie and Clarabel
>Needy MILF Henrietta
She can toot my horn any time.
>>81316562
BEEG AMERICAN ENGEENS
>>81317812
>"Narrated by George Carlin"
>>81317324
Me too.
At least there's a mirror YT account that has most, if not all, of their YTPs.
>>81318175
link? I haven't watched those in years.
penis
>>81318193
https://m.youtube.com/user/WTLNetwerk
I'm a bad boy! Gimme a spankin'!
>>81318193
https://www.youtube.com/user/WTLNetwerk/videos
Here you go.
>>81314654
This
>>81308982
>Vinnie
What is he? The Mafia train?
>>81313196
>indian woman
>singing
Ive seen their movies. Its pretty annoying honestly.
>>81317073
Just fucking kill yourself right now.
The Skarloey Railway is the objectively BEST railway. Best characters, best banter, comfiest stories, best setting, and all around just... BEST.
FUCK YOU
>>81318377
>That's ahh...nice station you got there, Controller
>Be a shame if something happened to it
>>81318225
>>81318260
Cheers m8s.
>>81313572
The story the illustration is from is basically Mais being tsundere for fellow tram engine Toby.
So Mavis is an engine who works in a little rock quarry, and Toby comes and goes with trucks from this quarry and takes them away, well away from Mavis' little quarry. Mavis, as such, is very eager to try and get out of the quarry, but of course her work doesn't permit this, and couple this with Toby's good old-fashioned manner and Mavis' newness and you get winter trouble.
New Zealand locomotive when?
>>81322575
Jesus Christ those eyes
>It's a three-strikes episode.
Literally who thought writing every episode to an obvious formula was a good idea? No seriously; who? Why would they do this? Why 7 years of it?
>>81322575
Why are so many day out with Thomas faces so bad?
>>81322575
How horrifying.
>>81301705
>CGI Thomas
Not even once.
>>81323071
I remember seeing a hilariously half-arsed one that looked like someone had literally painted a face on a dinner plate and hung it - not even straight - across one corner of the front of the train.
I can't find the damn picture now so you'll have to make do with drug fiend Daisy.
>>81323384
Some of these are just plain ridiculous
>>81323526
top cringe
>>81323526
Don't tell me that's supposed to be Toby.
>thomas getting with the curry train
Keeping true to his British heritage and conquering India.
>http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2012/03/fan_fiction_friday_thomas_the_tank_engine_in_tensi.php
>>81312851
>Despite the realism of these engines he'd probably be annoyed by the fact there's no fucking way an Indian train would be able to run on British standard gauge rails.
That's BS. India copied the British rail system. The gauges are the same,
>>81313196
Why is the toy so bland?
>>81315461
Why did they have to make up bullshit events instead of just having more actual railway stories?
>>81324631
Mattel are cheapskates and they're lazy
>>81324591
You wanna take this to /o/? Because we can take this to /o/.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Track_gauge
>>81324631
Because Mattel are cheapskates and they're lazy
>>81317812
Do it. Make Sodor great again.
>>81324703
Shit, I mean /n/. I get my transport boards mixed upI like cars and trains.
>Hey, Thomas...
>Wannachug?
>>81313416
>>81316827
kids cartoons r getting sexualized everyday
>>81302630
>>81301705
I am seriously ready to fuck this train.
>>81301705
There's a joke there somewhere about her killing Mickey Mouse but I can't think of it
>>81324736
Will Thomas have to haul some cars past any designated shitting fields, but be accepting of it to be politically correct?
>>81312851
Mavis would be some 6' tall shredded worker girl, who mostly wears tank tops, work gloves, and big heavy boots.
Ashima would be clean, and demure, and ladylike. She also wouldn't smell like soot and diesel.
>>81313279
>that embarrassed, helpless expression
Gold
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iwvu-j7BuY
>Reading about Ashima's basis
>One locomotive, No. 37395, was modified from being coal to oil-fired in 2002, another has been modified and the Railway is looking to retro-fit further locomotives to oil-firing. Conversion to an oil-fired system has the potential to reduce the danger of forest fires that could be caused by ashes flying out from the locomotive. Additionally, the effort involved in the manual lifting of coal and putting it into the boiler is eliminated. The current oil-fired locomotives need only one fireman to accompany the driver, while coal-fired engines need two firemen. However, X 37395 was reconverted to coal-burner in August 2009 for unknown reasons.
>reconverted to coal-burner in August 2009 for unknown reasons
>>81313279
Typical female. Can't do the job herself, needs men to hold her hand through any trouble. Vapid cunt.
>>81324911
This settles it. Ashima is no longer pure waifu.
>>81324911
>reconverted to coal-burner in August 2009 for unknown reasons
I wanna know these reasons.
Found another new character
>>81324727
I can but try.
>>81325023
New waifu
>>81301806
So are gypsies.
>>81324564
>“Well, they used to call me the Blowjob Express back in train high school.”
>>81324727
Sodor and Gomorrha
>>81325051
If you do then just remember not to be too critical of your own work, its hard to notice progress when all you see is flaws.
>>81324880
Funnily enoughwhile looking for more picturesI found this one which appears to be the same except for the expression. I wonder if this was an earlier draft?
Filthy the frank engine
>>81325844
You can't stop me, /co/.
Not when I switch into MAXIMUMAUTISM!
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