I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft 4x4, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, vurn it, and let it swim.
and don't forget the pickles /co/
We serve food here, sir
>>81268805
PICKLES?!??!??
Here you go, lardass.
>>81268805
This is an In-n-Out thing, right?
>>81269222
>not knowing how to order at In-N-Out
It's 2016, fella.
>>81268805
>I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>81269352
No, it's called living on the East Coast and having easy access to superior pizza.
>>81269433
West Coast fags BTFO
>>81269433
In-N-Out isn't pizza.
>>81269352
>>81269433
>>81269566
east coast/ west coast rivalry is always ceaselessly entertaining to me.
>>81268805
>>81269635
He's saying the East Coast has superior pizza anyway, so we not only have better burgers but also more options when it comes to fast food.
>>81269352
Bitch do you even Cook Out?
>not ordering an all-dressed steamie with your patates frites
>>81269898
>horse radish
>>81269898
>not ordering a Hot Wiener
>>81269433
East Coast pizza is 95% shit from dirty hole in the walls.
In-N-Out is better. Plus we have better deep dish pizza. West Coast dominates all coasts.
>>81270622
Chicago has the best deep dish
>>81270622
>better deep dish pizza
>outside Chicago
>>81270622
>deep dish
>being proud of casseroles
Filename thread?
>>81270622
>better deep dish
come on man, I'm from east coast and even I know that's a filthy lie.
I'll have me a hot dog on a hot dog and a hot dog on a hot dog, hold the hot dog.
>>81270669
yeah chigago has good pizza....
if i wanted to eat sauce out of a fucking bowl.
New York pizza m8
>>81270972
>Butthurt
>>81270972
>muh new york pizza
Floridafag here New York pizza is what you make when you run out of all the ingredients except for cheese
>>81270972
Non-amerifat here. It's no the first time i hear about Chicago pizza. How legit are the legends?
>>81271127
What'd you hear
I realized hours after making a sandwich today that I put pickles on it instead of pickled jalapenos, and now I'm wondering if I fucked up their whole eating experience, or if they didn't even notice/care.
>>81270959
Better not come to West Coast to find out for yourself, because you'll want to stay forever.
>>81271127
Chicago makes great pizza. The West Coast perfected their methods.
christ all the faggotry in this thread, I bet you eat loaded fries with your bare hands like savages.
>>81271159
That it's the greatest
>>81271295
Like this. Guess i should try it if get to the US.
>>81271449
>Not putting loaded fries on your burger/pizza/tendies
>Live in the midwest
>Everyone on the coasts always seems to be enjoying themselves so much
>Nothing to do here
I wish I was dead.
>>81271449
I don't know what loaded fries are, but I like a little bit of mustard on mine.
FYI: Bikini Bottom is on the West Coast.
Checkmate Easterlings.
>>81271545
>what is Culvers
>what is A&W
>what are cheese stores in every God damn county
>breweries everywhere
Get the fuck out of your basement, lardass.
>>81271449
>not being a fatty
>>81271456
It's pretty fucking good. My family from the U.K enjoyed it when they came over
>>81271545
>implying QC style pizza isn't the real king
>implying anyone barbecues pork better than Iowa
>implying you're anything but a faggot
>>81271577
>I don't know what loaded fries are
SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN TO IN-N-OUT PRONTO
>>81271641
>IN-N-OUT
Oh. West coast.
>>81271613
I hate Culvers, guess I should try A&W though. Every time I go to the combination restaurant near here I always eat at the second restaurant in the place instead.
Guess I should also say I live inMissouriwhich is probably the shittiest state in the midwest.St. Louis brings great shame to the state.
Just moved to Dallas, and I'm officially a Whataburger convert. How can anyone even compete?
>tfw Britbong
I... i like dominoes?
>>81271740
Get out of my face, you filthy commie.
>>81271725
What part? Also, do you realize that your state constitution mandates ecological spending, and you have correspondingly fantastic state wilderness?
>>81271725
Oh, southern midwest. I assumed Wisconsin.>I hate CulversGO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID PILE OF SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I BET YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SIDE OF DOG PISS YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT GO DIE IN A DITCH WHILE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A HILLBILLY
>>81271740
Surely they got McDonalds there. Never been to the UK but my imagination of a lack of burger joints there terrifies the shit out of me.
>>81271782Kansas City.
And I never looked it up so I wasn't really aware of the constitution thing, but there are a shitton of dense forested areas over here.
>>81271740
Why is your seafood prep so inferior to every other maritime culture?
>>81271833
They got fried chicken places there but they are all halal and run by muslims
>>81271725
I live in mizzou and I feel your pain
And your shame over St. Louis
>>81271884
Because they're not Maine.
>>81271577
Over here Loaded Fries are french fries with cheese, bacon, sometimes chili and sometimes sour cream. Not sure about anywhere else.
>>81269403
3 of those meals are for his buddies. He still orders 4 meals and a large soda for himself, but it's not like that was all for Smoke.
>>81271876
Do you at least have Fiber access?
>>81271731
>whataburger
Now this nigger knows what's up.
>>81271927
Yes.
>>81271899
And when the state does show up in media, it's always fucking St. Louis.
At least this city technically has the Flash.
>>81271731
The best burger joints are expensive as fuck which is why I don't regularly eat out. That's the price for a great burger, though.
And all this talk about burgers is making me want some now. Time to run off to Piggly Wiggly and get some shit for dinner!
>>81271977Ferguson
>>81272008Isn't that a suburb of St. Louis?
>tfw live in Austria
>all American Fastfood we have is McD and BK
>tfw will never taste all those American Fastfood chains
;_;
>>81272026I don't care :P
>>81272078Then fuck off.
>>81272061
You guys pretty much perfected fried meat, and you got those cool sausage stands though.
>>81272061
The only ones you're really missing out on is Checkers because of their french fries and Chic-Fil-A because of their chicken quality (literally every chicken prodect from their nuggets to tendies to sandwiches is god tier).
>>81272061
>Austria
Wait, that still exists? I thought that disappeared after WWI.
Also, you're missing out big time. BK is garbage but McD's is actually alright. It doesn't top the specialty chains by a longshot, though.
>>81272092Rude.
>>81272061
You aren't very far off from france, take a train or whatever you Europeans do and grab some KFC, they're pretty great in paris.
>>81272126
I honestly don't know how anyone eats doubledowns. They're so fucking salty.
>>81272061
Come on down, Austrian friend. All are welcome.
>>81272126
>>81272167
I've never seen one but I really want one. I never got the chance to try one while they were in stores.
>>81272167
They're pretty bad. I had one when they first came out.
>>81272136
You're thinking of Prussia. Austria is where all the back-up-nazis went. Everything sure looks neat and tidy there though
>>81272205
I tried it the once for novelty's sake, and it really wasn't worth it.
>>81272217
Ah. Thanks friend.
>>81272164
I wouldn't recommend going to Paris if he's Jewish...
>>81271740
Fuck off lad
Pizza Express is where it's at
>>81272260
Do you guys still lack delivery?
>>81272260
I went there for a week and only once so i dont know much of the place other than what i know as a tourist
>>81269433
As a fellow East Coastman, myself, I do implore that you are disgracing the cuisine by not using compressed pizza as buns for a burger with a side of funnel-cake onion rings. For shame, my partnuh.
>>81272299
Nah we got delivery
>>81272313
It's great/10
Patrician-tier pizza coming through
w2c: CiCi's Mac&Cheese Pizza
>>81272373
>cici's
>>81272349
>delivered pizza
You poor primitives.
>>81272373
>CiCi's
It's decent for a 5 dollar all you can eat buffet
>>81270389
The ending got me
>>81271262
I'll stay in the East Coast, where we have water.
>>81271833
They got Burger King and McD's there. Just like other countries, their versions of these chains have specialties not found anywhere else. I'm not sure about McD's, but Burger King has "the big tasty" or something. I'll give THEM a big tasty something, alright!
>>81272422
That's not pizza. That's what you get when you're home alone and depressed but don't want the feeling to sink in so you fill your mouth with something but nothing seems to satisfy.
>>81269197
>Not posting the diagram to fully appreciate the majesty that is The Bubblebass
>>81272422
Who wants to drive when you can be comfy and have your pizza delivered to your doorstep
>>81271731
>moved to Texas
>Whataburger convert
>not Wantaburger
Fucking Dallas what did I expect?
I'm a fan of Five Guys.
A little pricy, but they sure give you your money's worth. Especially since they just pour fries into the bag once they're done loading everything else in.
>>81272617
Five guys is literally the most overrated fast food chain
>>81272721
Maybe, but I'd still eat there before McDonald's.
>>81272721
Probably, but I still like their food.
>>81272531
>Only McDonalds and Burger King
>No good Pizza
Why haven't all brit fags killed themselves?
>>81273092
They just take out all their rage on Ireland.
>>81273465
I thought they were jealous that they got the 'igher land
>>81269403
I always wondered from the first time I saw that scene, what kind of fast food joint has a large enough menu to have a "number 45"?
>>81271811
Minnesotan here. I just want you all to know this is not an overreaction.
>>81270888
Is that why california pizza kitchen has really thin crust? That makes me hurt inside.
>>81271811
Nah, dude. Only thing Culvers has is their italian ice and it's only available during summer.
>>81271449
fuck you I use a fork like normal people should
>>81272590
Wait so what does
>with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
translate to? I assume burn it means he wants the patties well done and "let it swim" means really greasy but other than that I'm lost.
>>81275329
>with a shimmy
jelly on the toast
>and a squeeze
side of orange juice
>light axle grease
butter on the toast
>make it cry
extra onions
>burn it
well done
>let it swim
extra sauce
>>81275425
Is this actual fast food talk or is it just an assumed translation
>>81272136
Yeah those speciality chains is what I want. I always get so fucking hungry when I see that stuff in food threads
>>81272164
I think we have one (1) KFC in Vienna kek
>>81272197
Im considering going to the US for two weeks just for the fast food. It must be heaven for someone who only had McD and BK all his life
>>81272126
>Checkers
Ohio Here.
You mean Rallies friend
Who the fuck eats fast food often enough to be this obsessed with it?
>>81276932
here in florida it's checkers. why do some restuaraunts have that anyways? like hardee's and carl's jr. for instance.
>>81271545
>>81271725
>not living in based Minnesota
>>81277223
Why would I want to live in Minnesota?
>>81271921
Smoke was the last one to order. Those were all for him
>>81271594
Technically that would be off the West Coast.
>>81274700
Might be slang for something that's a mix of numbers 4 and 5.
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SJ1erBc.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
>>81271577
>>81271665
It's available nationwide. Even the Canadians have a local variant.
>>81277468
To be honest I really don't know, we just tell ourselves it's great to feel better about our irrelevance.
>>81270888
If you say so...
>tfw not from the US but enjoy both NY and deep dish pizza
I was blown away when I first tried a deep dish. Thin crust is the best though
>>81274700
Some of the more meme tier places rotatate their memeburgers, but use the same numbering system.
Eg. jack in the box. 45 would be something in the breakfast menu.
>>81275453
It's short order cook talk.
>>81277042
Where do you think you are?
>>81276932
>>81277168
Merger. Hardees and Carls Junior merged. Hardees got the six dollar burger and some crazy ass burgers. Carls junior got breakfast biscuits.
>>81272126
Checker's chili cheese fries are good too, you have to eat them fast or the breading falls off and becomes a chili cheese baked potato, no complaints here though
The Double Checkers are good too, since the two meat patties are thin they're cooked through.
>>81277803
don't do this to me family.
>>81277042
You've never been to /ck/
>>81272422
Man i want deep dish, but I don't like digiorno's cheese.
>>81271594
Technically the city "Bikini Bottom" is based off of Bikini Atoll or "Bikini Island", which closer to Hawaii than the West Coast.It's even closer to Australia.
>ITT /co/ has become /ck/
>>81277468
it gets cold in it
Huehuehuelanderhere
Screw fast-food chains, the best burgers I've had in my entire life are from a small local diner under a dentist's office.
The only one tru Pan Pizza
>>81278833
>burger joint
>under dentist place
What the fuck
>>81268805
shaken not stirred
>>81271977
What's wrong with St. Louis?
>>81271449
>>81274816
YOU EAT FRIES WITH A FORK?...c'mon ya pansy..
>>81270536
your mum ordered a hot weiner from me last night :^)
>>81271127
Chicago Pizza is more like Quiche than it is Pizza.
Oh boy, a thread about food on the chans outside of /ck/. How riveting.
>>81277803
That looks like a fucking Lunchables
>>81269758
>tfw comfy midwest and don't have to deal with all that shit
>>81280456
My fellow midwestern nig!
>>81280888
>>81272167
I eat it with rice
>>81272136
>Thinking that Austria doesn't exist when in fact it's the house of the best Peridot cosplayer ever
Nigga
>>81269433
Texas has better food than both of y'all so... I mean we have Italians and that got sick of paying East Coast rent, plenty of hippies doing crazy food shit, In-N-Out but who tf cares we have Whataburger, best BBQ that relies on skill not sugar sauce, Tex Mex, Soul Food. The only thing we really don't have is Chinese but who cares when you have Pho.
>>81272339
You're why people call us Amerifat.
>>81270888
>Totino's
>Deep Dish
Are you trying to make me vomit?
>>81277803
>That extra veggie pizza
Can I have one semi-huge wala-wala onion ring...s
And four fresh-raspberry milkshakes
>>81269403
>yfw he made that huge order to give the Ballas time to ambush the car
>>81270622
See the fact that you need to eat deep dish at all and claim it as some sort of prize means you know you have absolutely garbage tier pizza.
>>81270622
In-N-Out sells pizza too? That's pretty cool.
I can't say for sure if the East Coast has better pizza, since I haven't eaten much wast coast pizza, but in my town a bunch of hippies ran a pizza place called "Piece out" (before it burned down), and I'm pretty sure the bits of herb they cooked into the crust was weed. They are also the only place I know that has ever cooked a buffalo chicken pizza that wasn't totally disgusting.
>>81280363
lunchables isn't even hot anon.
California has shit pizza but at least compare it to Red Baron or something
>>81271641
Friendo, that's not what loaded fries are. In-N-Out didn't invent loaded fries, you west coast faggot, as >>81277754 said. Loaded fries in my area (central Pennsylvania) must include bacon, and I don't believe the In-N-Out version does.
>>81272579
Isn't that what pizza is?
>>81271084
While Florida has shockingly good pizza it's only because New Yorkers move there, seriously at every Pizza place I've been to there that's good some old italian from NY is taking my order. Respect where your shit comes from.
