Bendis
>>81244115
Bendis?
>>81244281
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O046nbIQS4
>>81244321
Bendis the writer?
>>81244341
What writer? Bendis?
>>81244341
The comic book Bendis? That Bendis?
>>81244362
Bendis, the writer
he writes comics
>>81244363
>>81244451
Bendis writes comics?
>>81244490
He writes comics.
And everyone repeats each other. And everyone talks really long winded. In short sentences. Like this. And everyone says 'and' alot. Panel after panel. Scene after scene. Page after page. And by the end of the issue nothing of actual substance has happened. But that's OK. Because he's Bendis.
>>81244882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He02Z5YdZbg
>>81244882
Who's Bendis?
He's Bendis?
>>81245071
No..no
>>81244115 is Bendis.
>>81244882
Get off the computer Mojo jojo
>>81245246
/thread
...42.19% dollar share. My God, I never thought it was possible.
>>81244882
One thing a lot of people don't notice is that his character ask "what's going on?" a lot. And I do mean a lot.
Bendis, your "Venom Blast" idea has turned comic book suspense around. We're proud to work for you.
*Claps*
As shit as Marvel is now just imagine how much worse it's going to get when he's eventually in charge.
Bendis, I'd just like to take this opportunity: And, I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say, you are the most creative genius in Marvel, and... well... I'd let you have me if you wanted.
Thanks, but I've only just started. You see, I've already figured out our new marketing scheme technique for the next line of comics.
> Whoa!
> He's unstoppable!
Go on...
>What's the new idea?
>I can hardly wait.
>I'm about to piss myself!
are there new bendis pastas?
Why is it that writers who write amazing solo books can't do team books for shit? Lemire, Bendis, probably some others I'm forgetting.
This June... we're going to start a new mass crossover event... Cival War...
>>81245662
...Two
>>81245598
bendis pastas?
Yeah, probably how it happened.
>>81245722
You know...pastas about Bendis.
...!
Brilliant!
>>81245722
pastas made about bendis
That guy?
Bendis?
He writes comics.
>>81245598
you're looking for new bendis pastas?
> Think of the repetition!
> It's like doing Civil War once... but double!
>>81244977
>>81244882
Well gentlemen, let's get on it!
>>81245832
New pastas? For Bendis? Him?
That guy? And a new one?
Ho!
>>81245938
That's it folks
>>81245938
/clap
>>81245882
>Wrote the greatest Daredevil run of all time
>Wrote the Avengers run that turned them from the Xmen's 2nd fiddle into the main team book at Marvel
>Wrote Ultimate Spiderman, 'nuff said.
>Created Jessica Jones, who got a tv show
>Made Luke Cage popular enough for a tv show
>Made an independent book that became popular enough to be a crackle exclusive show
>Wrote several New York Times Best Sellers
>Has a lovely family and tons of influence in the comics division of Marvel
Behind Stan Lee, he is the quintessential Marvel writer.
Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind. He's a bad storyteller, with a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive double pages and WORDS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the writer himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable tumblr faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look smart, the unedning Bendisspeak, boring personailties, the whole quiping faggotry and everything about his stories fuels their escapist fantasies, while the retconned character backgrounds, emphasis on his waifus, and overall preachiness of the writer make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average redditor and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes redditors and tumblr retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Bendis is basically THE writer to attract the most hated comicbook fanbase known to /co/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Bendis thread ever encourage the /co/mblr to show their faces here.
>>81246128
>Ruined Guardians of the Galaxy
>Made Civil War into a driveling mess
>Crams Luke Cage and Spider Woman into fucking everything
>Can't differentiate characters or alter his writing style to save his life
>Ignores what other writers due or undermines it completely
>>81246232
We were having a perfectly fine thread until you came here. Way to fuck it up, faggot.
>>81246277
>Ruined Guardians of the Galaxy
It's selling just as good if not better than DnA
>Made Civil War into a driveling mess
He didn't write Civil War.
>Crams Luke Cage and Spider Woman into fucking everything
Yeah, like the New Avenger sand...umm...uhhh..
>Can't differentiate characters or alter his writing style to save his life
Because catholic guilt Matt Murdock and his book are just like Miles Morales and his book.
>Ignores what other writers due or undermines it completely
A decent argument.
>>81246277
>>Ruined Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy is fucking awesome. I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/
Its just like the movie, which got good reviews, and its one of the highest selling comics in the world right now and for good reason
>b-but its not MUH GUARDIANS!
lol fuck off. Nobody cared or knew who they were before the movie. Consider actually having fun once in your life, thats what the run is, fun. Since when is NOT MUH a valid criticism? They're basically taking the gotg name and making it something better, there's nothing wrong with that.
Its basically the exact same for Kitty Pryde. Reinventing a C-list character into a badass renegade which is also selling well and everyone is enjoying it aside from you /co/ntrarians. Why is that exactly?
>>81246128
Klyntars
>>81246570
>>81246682
>Actually defending the piss poor Guardians writing
>Actually defending it by saying NOT MUH GUARDIANS
If you vastly change character interaction to the point that they're no longer the characters they were before, then yeah, they're not my Guardians.
I cannot believe this board is so fucking contrarian that you defend Bendis Guardians and Star Lord.
>>81244281
Bendis!
>>81246682
>Implying pre-movie Guardians wasn't fun
We didn't need Bendis throwing his retarded quips and Seinfeld dialogue at the Guardians.
>>81246277
>>81246795
>>81246929
Typical anti-Bendis brigade. You guys are the worst of the worst. Always crying because Marvels best writer is reinvigorating comics with his top selling stories. I bet you guys are the same idiots crying about the X-men too. Well too bad, his X-men run is highly praised everywhere else like reddit, and will go down as one of the best. Issue 600 took old and boring characters and reinvigorated them into a new progressive age. You guys need to catch up instead of staying stuck in the past.
And there is nothing you can do to stop the Bendis train, lol.
>>81247072
Oh. OH. I get it!
Funny stuff anon.
>>81246682
>>81247072
fascinating
>>81247072
>>81246682
>>81246232
Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind.
The worst kind?
The worst kind.
But Guardians of the Galaxy is fucking awesome.
You think Guardians of the Galaxy is fucking awesome? Awesome?
I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/
You can't fathom it because you think it's awesome.
I can't. I can't fathom it.
He ruined Guardians of the Galaxy.
He ruined it? Really?
He ruined it.
Typical anti-Bendis brigade. You guys are the worst of the worst.
Worst of the worst.
THE. Worst of the worst.
I'm the worst of the worst?
Worst of the worst. The anti-Bendis.
Anti-Bendis?
Anti-Bendis.
>>81246277
>>81246795
>>Ruined Guardians of the Galaxy
He was asked about his upcoming plans for the comic and only talked about Ben Grimm's new love interest and Kitty Pryde.
That's it.
He said he wanted to write Jews in Space and that's what he's doing, honestly just give him a Kitty and Ben Grimm space comic and let someone else write GotG.
>>81252184
He was asked at Wondercon I mean, this is the only thing I could find about that panel
>In upcoming issues of "Guardians of the Galaxy," readers will meet a new love interest for Ben Grimm and a new character Bendis joked "will be the new Deadpool" — a mushroom-headed space teenage. An upcoming focus on Kitty Pryde will also be a highlight of the book's rotating story style
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/wondercon-brian-michael-bendis-preps-marvel-for-civil-war-ii-beyond
>>81244115
What's in the closet you fat fuck?
>>81244115
I'M MAD!
>>81247072
>>81246682
Poe's Law is strong with this one.
I can't really tell if it's a troll or a payed Marvel shill.
I suppose it could be Bendis himself making it both.
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