Homestuck update talkback thread part deux
prior thread: >>81199465
>>81204895
first for bowmanon
never forget
LET'S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ
Thread theme
>>81204895
What a shit OP, why didn't you stick with the crabs?
Does anyone have the decompiled flash archive?
What are you guys gonna do with your freedom when it's all finally over.
>>81204895
which character in homestuck got the shortest end of the stick and why is it Feferi?
>>81204937
I'm never free from HSG.I don't want to be either.
>>81204937
Breathe
How do you feel about Andrew "Liar" Hussie?
>>81204895
>Talkback
Yeah that's fucking funny, OP.
What is the best HSG meme?
>>81204962
he is my hero.
>>81204962
bigger hack than alex hirsch
>>81204937
Settle down, maybe adopt a dog.
I will finally be at peace.
PM is best girl.
>>81204971
Homestuck
>>81204962
hes gotta Improve
>>81204971
SUPER
>>81204971
Shai'Hulud.
>>81204937
Get my life back in order.
>>81204965
I remember that thread.
>eoa6 will be significantly longer than cascade
post yfw when you watch it
>>81204895
125 PAGES
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>>81204937
Write erotic fanfiction of other things.
>>81204999
Someone please explain
>>81204895
I've got two weeks
Can I read 10000 pages in that time?
>>81204971
The oldest, of course: Homosuck is shit.
>>81204895
These are some HOT Neps.
>>81205009
>>81204907
I think I spotted bowfag in the wild the other day
good riddance
>>81204999
>right filename
>trips
g-g-gesundheit
>>81204987
THIS
>>81205035
they're pretty gud.
>>81205028
meme
I am not trolling you, it's the legit actual explanation.
meme.
Someone post a picture of Terezi's supposed big butt from that one flash. Please?
>>81204965
I think I still have that saved somewhere
>>81205030
depends. how much of that is free time, and how fast can you read without skimming anything?
it's kind of freeing knowing that Homestuck is finally going to end
but also kinda melancholy
>>81204971
Shai'Hulud
Three AM.
>>81204936
Here you go Anon.
https://www.mediafire.com/#chdlcfdxssfiz
>>81204971
shrek is about to be canon
you guys remember when MSPAF got hacked by syria
>>81205041
I'd also like some %chan stories.
Good times...
>>81205079
The fact that someone other than me has it saved somewhere warms my heart.
>>81205103
You mean Shrek is really going to adopt Eri?
>>81204930
for /hst/ only meme I think freedom is a good one.
>>81205074
Here's the frame that started it all, lad.
>>81205009
>the inevitable flood of reaction videos
>>81205103
>shrek is about to be canon
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS
>>81205030
You're getting annoying, but I guess I'll answer you.
Yeah probably
I'm a NEET and I recently read through Act 5 Act 1 in 8 days
So that's what
Maybe a little less then half? Maybe more? I can't remember. But if you have a job then the answer is certainly no.
My favorite ship is Karkat/Kanaya and then maybe John/Roxy
>>81205121
yeah. im not even lying
>>81205103
I called it 4 years ago.
>>81205133
What the hell. I was expecting something good.
That's just like... average.
>>81205085
>yfw this plays at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwick_Ii2c
>>81205103
homestuck was born from Shrek
>>81205009
>>81205103
what does this mean ipgd
>>81205103
SOME
BODY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
>>81205103
Don't tell me they're going to name their new universe Shrek.
>>81205103
are you saying shrek is gonna be one of the Lusus
>>81205054
They fucked up the capitalization.
>>81205041
We have a crazy russian jew attention whore and then some other shit people.
wonk tried to kill themselves but then came back
>>81205103
can you please tell hussie to remove the bill cosby references from the comic. v inappropriate in light of recent events. thanks
>>81205167
i put a really shitty meme in homestuck is what i mean. youre welcome
i cant believe we're doing this again
>>81205037
Gesundheit.
>>81205103
it's all my fault
IT'S ALL MY FAULT
>>81205134>tfw masturbating to old black men talk about homestuck
>>81205134
Oh god, dont remind me.
lets plays are one thing. theyre lame but involve some sort of interaction between the medium and the player.
reaction videos are awful, especially when its some nobody youtuber who no one gives a fuck about their shitty overplayed reactions
>>81205081
I got a lot of free time. I can skim but I also feel like I should try to pay attention to details.
>>81205148
Act 5 Act 1 in 8 days... that's like, all of the troll stuff, right? I've got no job though so time is no worry for me.
Anyway, sorry for being annoying. I've just been curious about this and know of some things (like how Act 5 is when the trolls are introduced) but I'm wondering how long it could take. Since it's ending soon I might as well give it a shot.
>>81205171
Still the best thing Radiation ever made (yes, that's right).
i remember when i would call in for 00:00 those were the good times
cairo ogrecoat incoming
>>81205194Fuck, did I really? I forgot which way was right
>>81205085
>tfw I was both of them
Some things I'm proud of
>>81205210
beautiful
>>81205210
you broke their poor little heart >>81204907
canon incest when
>>81205210
it's pretty high tier among shitty memes here though
>>81205211
holy shit
WHEN'S PRAB COMING BACK
I WANT HSG TO LEAVE
>>81205211
write us something please
>>81205210
appreciate it
>>81205263
IT'S TOO LATE
>>81205211
oh hey I really liked your fics
do you still do anything
>>81205103
HYPERCRISIS
HOMESTUCK'S BACK, MOTHERFUCKER! AND SO ARE YOU!
LET THE MERRIMENT RESUME, AND DRAW YOUR FAVORITE HOMESTUCK CHARACTER.
>>81205263
SHUT UP, WE'RE HAVIN' A MOMENT.
>>81205210
the absolute madman
http://spellmynamewithabang.com/post/141865139238/whats-the-situation-with-homestuck-volume-10
Volume 10 never
>>81205251
i dont get it
>>81205162
>The still unused part of A taste for adventure actually get to be used:
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/a-taste-for-adventure
>>81205162
im cryin a little
maybe this song, too
http://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/36705203671/snippet-of-something-im-working-on-for-the-comic
If you could cuck any homestuck which homestuck would you cuck and why?
>>81205162
>yfw this plays at the end
>>81205241
>>81205037
>>81205263
but we were always already here
>>81205280
paint your fucking walls batlord
>>81205311
>POSTED IN 2013
>HUSSIE HAS BEEN COLLECTING END OF ACT 6 ASSETS SINCE 2013 ACCORDING TO IPGD
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>81205309
I have considerably fewer. Most of my stuff is text-based anyway.
... But I think I deleted all the shitty erotic fanfiction I wrote. Dang.
>>81205162
If HS doesn't have a long ad fuck day spanning credits with unused songs playing, I'll be disappointed. More so than I already am. I need this playing at least once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClhUae7DMs
>>81205316
cuckanaya
>>81205329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
haha I forgot the link kill me
>>81205263
This really is a disturbing blast from the past.
>>81205210
thank you
>>81205340
no they're an art statement now.
i'm new here. I made fusion aspects. feedback?
>>81205194
>then some other shit people
:^]
>>81205367
looks gay
>>81205255
>Rose becomes a tentacled hypersexual eldritch cat-thing with canon no taboos
>no fapfics have been made of it to this date
>>81205316
karkat, because blind gril has nice ass and he's a gay now anyway so y'know it's cool.
>>81205344
AAAAHHHHHHH
ANON YOU MAD GENIUS
OH FUCK
Why the fuck am I still reading this comic
>>81205234
I recommend reading Jailbreak and Problem Slueth first if you haven't before
Tons of great callbacks to both in Homestuck
It's worth it
The Jailbreak Jack(or was it spades) part of Act 6 is probably one of my favorite parts
Also the first appearance of the midnight crew, in Hussie's commissions section
>>81205262
i wish i knew. she dropped out of contact with pretty much everyone to focus on her studies.
>>81205278
>>81205292
i did some shit for /sug/ (another shitty series popular with tumblr that frequently goes on long hiatuses and has a banned general, oddly enough) and /utg/. haven't written in around five months.
glad you remember, though. /hsg/ was always fun to write for.
>>81205379
perfect.
>>81205340
Oh so this was Batlord's walls. It's been so long, im finding some real neat shit in my folders.
Was this just a little "warmup" so that people could know it was coming without completely destroying the internet for the Happening, or is it going to be another indefinite string of updatesproving once again that Hussie does not give a shit about going back on promises and lying through his teeth?
>>81205339
TAKE IT TO A FORUM
hly shit i forgot about that guy
>>81205162
The panflutes in Alternia are so cheesy
I'm hoping for
>>81205311
>>81205384
jasprosesprite is the least sexy thing in the comic
>>81205298
>>81205041
Basically 75% of current hsg is on skype together, and they always drag their drama into the thread.
so just like old times, except moreso since there's less noise to drown them out.
>>81205367
bkew pls go
>>81205367
Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak aspects stronger
>>81205433
>>81205339
Didn't we make him an exile in metastuck?
>>81205439
i wanna fuck the doublecatgirlghost
>>81205426
read the fucking newspost
>>81205426
its completely done and finishing 4/13. scouts honor
OK so the last update I read was way back when Karkat and Kanaya visited Echidna
how much do I have to go to get caught up?does anyone here read NEOKOSMOS or do people still hate $helby
>>81205435
roseanon when we gonna be mutuals on tungle
What did she mean by this?
>>81205416
oh hey I drew that.
Here's an update on that specific corner.
>>81205415
Why is rage Ace Dick's face?
>>81205477
do you want to play videogames with me, ipgd?
>>81205459
am newfriend, what is bkew
is it time for a trip down memory lane
>>81205475
Fuck.
>>81205506
That thing is way too tumblr.
>>81205351
get this too
https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/cutscene-at-the-end-of-the-hallway
>>81205162
I always thought Theme from the Alternia album was better, less overwrought and more melancholy. Man it just vanished off youtube though, I can't find it
>>81205464
I miss home
>>81205516
holy shit
>>81205439
You don't know the meaning of sexy
>>81205439
>Forgetting
>>81205311
called it, YES
also this would make me cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5ggzIxfGDs
>>81205516
>not Churlish Toff
>>81205477
Do you know if Hussie intend to update the map before the end of the comic
>>81205472
>>81205563
maybe theres another sprite floating around somewhere to make jasprose Good
>>81205558
>>81205516
literally several years slow
>>81205413
oh what'd you write for /utg/
please write for them or hsg again
>>81205563
>nigger roxy
>>81205439
no that's sollux
>>81204895
when did homestuck get cute kitty women?
my only wish is that my shitty walls become canon
>>81205546
Is it? I hadn't noticed
>>81205565
this monstrosity is the worst thing that has ever happen to this comic
>>81205601
I was aware of it back when the symbol was shown.
But was there ever a reason given?
>>81205513
I mean she was ready to sacrifice her love for Karkat if it could save his life.
I thought Spades was going to crush Jake with the oven jesus fuck
>>81205435
what was your tumblr I don't know if I follow you
>>81205565
It's like he tried to make the most unaesthetic thing he could.
>>81205516
omega doze
It's been so long since I've read Homestuck that I can't remember what the fuck is going on, and I really don't want to re-read it right now.
>>81205627
They can become canon if they're brick and mortar
how good was my pun batlord senpai
>>81205316
Sollux because Feferi is cute as fuck.
>>81205627
one day.
>>81205614
2010
2009 if you count jaspersprite I think
>>81205650I bet it has a nice dick.
>>81205607
I just don't even ask these days
>>81205644
Nice.
>>81205661
YES
>>81205644
NICE
>>81205506
im up to page 227. its not getting much better, but maybe if the kids die and the story goes into space itll be interesting
>>81205565
dave is pretty sexy
>>81205669
It's not you unless you have that weird bear thing
I wonder if my fic about Kanaya and her big ol' boner is still floating around out there somewhere.
>>81205676
It has an ugly dick, because it is ugly.
>>81205601
it would be nice to write again. i'll think about it.
and everything i wrote for /utg/ is on my pastebin, it's still the same as my name.
>>81205650
its an aquired taste
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs
>>81205669
My boy.
>>81205708
I bet it's fat and has cute little barbs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM5pYTAh8Rs
>>81205614
2010
>>81205711
i'd fuck this
>>81205508
I don't even know who you are anon
>>81205647
It's TPDATS. Message me if you want to mutual
undertale is piss
>>81205682
Dammit
>>81205633
oh, okay
remember Di¿∞ Strider?
what the fuck is homestuck
>>81205710
Please write about Rose's feet. And rape. And raping Rose's feet. Or her mother's!
>>81205565
This thing belongs in a fanfic written by a sugar-rushed thirteen-year-old girl.
Fucking why did he do this
>>81205669
Welcome back.Slut.
>>81205711
Like horse feces.
>>81205746
coffee up, lad. it's gonna be a long thread.
>>81205771
a story about 4 kids that play a game. elsewhere a dress code dispute results in the death of millions.
>>81205692
I left off on page 585 so I have a small bit to work through to get caught up
>>81205746
You can sleep for the rest of you life, but Homestuck will only update a couple more times.
>>81205693
please its me. i cant remember my trip exactly, and my folder is so large i cant remember where everything is
>>81205711
>>81205563
>>81205678
Why is there so little porn of Jasprosesprite^2 and Daveptasrite^2?
/aco/ basically have none.
all those fics about raping and humiliating rose made me a bad person
You now remember thatthere's porn of Casey.
>>81205777
because the big bad is a fanfic written by a sugar-rushed thirteen-year-old skeleton and they need something to even the odds
>>81205796
Nice Laconic TV Tropes description.
>>81205802
YOU NEED THE BLACK BEAR THING WITH THE EXPLOSION IN THE BACKGROUND
I think we collectively as a fanbase would be fine with the sprite2 characters just disappearing from the story with no resolution.
>>81205831
/skeleton army/ WHEN?
>>81205810
Homestuck is dead
>>81205771
Some shitty webcomic
>>81205831
Casey is a filth slut.
I SUMMON PRABLATA FROM THE DEPTHS OF JEHANNAM
>>81205711
This came about because of all the female Dave cosplayers, I feel it in my bones.
>>81205738
i'mbranon
>>81205845
fine.
>>81205859I've fapped to her before.I don't feel bad about it
homosuck is shit
>>81205840
only the most autistic for HSG bb
HOW IS KARKAT'S CHARACTER GOING TO BE DEVELOPED IN 109 PAGES???
>>81205774
dont be lewd, anon. i didnt even say i was taking requests.
>>81205874
It's a fucking lizard, you degenerate. Why?
>>81205771
>>81205872
>hallow
remember when you made someone killed themselves
I-It'll find a way, right?!
>>81205859
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER-FU LIKE THAT
>>81205885
Karkat's not even showing up.
>>81205810
i bait a moral coward/one who lacks a spark of manliness
pls tell me hiatus did not/dilute such rude 4chanliness
i really wish you'd kept up and read every single thread
there is no smut at all because the webcomic was dead
>>81205885
D34D
>>81205892
You haven't seen the porn, have you?
>>81205888
O-Oh. I got a little ahead of myself.
its so good to see this thread again
>>81205897
How naive we were.
>>81205929
We're back and as shitty as ever motherfucker
>>81205865
>Prab
don't remind me anon
>>81205771
Homestuck is a webcomic that "simulates" the old school type of adventure game where players had to write in commands to make the game progress.
Andrew Hussie simulated that by taking commands form the readers and made the story progress this way, hence its very random nature at its beginning. While in Act 4, he completely stopped taking user commands and since then has written the story and commands by himself
The less you know about it before starting reading it, the better. You might as well give a try now by going there: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6 and keep clicking on the big hyperlink texts.
DO NOT FORGOT CLICKING ON THE PESTERLOGS AND READING THEM!
Because of its numerous huge walls of texts, it's difficult to enter that at the beginning, so, my advice is to keep reading it up until the end of Act2 (it will take you roughly 40 minutes). If it still doesn't please you by then, then Homestuck is not made for you.
If you want to know more about it, the story in question is about four internet friends who goes through those nicknames:
there is ectoBiologist, EB, the derpy-looking friendly character
tentacleTherapist, TT, the smart ass girl
turntechGodhead, TG, the too cool for school guy
and gardenGnostic, GG, the daydreaming girl who know too much for her own good.
Together, they start playing a game that might have a greater impact on their real lifes than anyone could ever imagine.
>>81205938
Post the uncensored version.
>>81205960
>tentacleTheRapist
>>81205947
Is that general still on this board?
>>81205899
hellstrider isnt dead. he declined my steam request like 2 months ago or so
honestly i just hope hes doing well
>>81205614
>>81205035
god damit the op got nuked and i cant see these neps
where are the mods
i want to talk about homestuck not tripfags
>>81205929
good to see you too
>>81205103
get ready for a shitty outdated meme
>>81204937
I will commit suicide on the midnight of 4/14
>>81205888
You have a way to contact?
>>81205929
this is for you
http://pastebin.com/rrQYT41N