Let's all meet back at the malt shop.
>>81189657
Why does /co/ love Skooks so much?
swooce
Serious question here:
What the fuck IS a malt shop?
>>81189747
Youtube Poop is one of those things that will always be loved
>tfw haven't made a new youtube poop in nearly 2 years
>>81191612
It sells ice cream
>>81191639
>Youtube Poop
'let's repeat the same scene over and over again, only iteratively changing the speed of the scene so their voices seem all squeaky and everything. oh and apply a filter on one loop so it looks like they're on acid like in the cartoons. ok aaaand publish to youtube'
>>81191612
Sells malt liquor.
Super popular with 60s-70s teens.
>>81191639
I don't know if it counts as one, butSonic 2 Special Editionis god tier.
>>81191760
>Sells malt liquor.
>Super popular with 60s-70s teens.
...
Okay, I can see why they would want to go there, but not how storekeeps who actually sold them drinks avoided getting arrested.
>>81191726
Yeah, in 2007. Nowadays, most people put effort into their poops.
>>81191726
That's not how you make a quality poop nowadays, that's more of the classic, Walrusguy style. Literally the Floral Shoppe of YTPs.
>>81191612
It's like a soda shop
>>81191612
It sells ice cream and other sweets
>>81191639
I feel you
>haven't made a YTP since 2009
>deleted all my old ones even though they were getting views
>>81192031
Drinking age was lower and nobody gave two peanut coated fucks about that sort of thing at the time because everyone was more concerned about being vaporized by communists.
Scientology got Tom Cruise
>>81194601
Poor Tom Cruise!
>>81194601
Poor Tom Cruise
>>81189657
Let's plot a course
>>81194731
>>81189657
Jack Ruby's ass
Always give top priority to every cave
Still waiting on the strongman
>>81191760
That's not true at all
>>81191612
A malt shop was just a restaurant that served ice cream and drinks. It was called a malt shop because milkshakes were usually made with malted milk and so they were referred to as "Malts" as a shorthand.
WOOOP!
>>81192031
You're an idiot for believing him.
>>81195715
>malted milk
>>81191726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBqxeYCJ4ho
>>81191639
I always wanted to make one. had some ideas.. as usual i'd work better as a partner than a sole creator
>>81197639
ever had uhh... malted milk balls? what's the one brand name.. that's basically what malt is. it's not very good, but yknow, neither is molasses, but oldtimey people loved it. it's all they had. they couldnt just go to the store and get 16 flavors of wild n' crazy sour skittles
>>81199936
Don't let it bite you
>>81199863
You're thinking of Maltesers
>>81200204
And Whoppers.
>>81189657
>You never had friends to meet back at the malt shop with
>You ended up the guy with a stool seat at the corner of the shop.
>>81199978
THERE IT IS!
>Hey look! I think it's the Three Stooges!
>>81201496
Fuck you Fred!
>>81201591
Was there milk, was there actually cookies?
>>81201747
Well, Batman.. you've gone insane
The cave man, he's the sheriff
>>81201987
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?
>>81201877
Thank you for finding the moon.
But I wish you hadn't.
>>81197639
Food stamp families used to get this powder that they could pour into water and it was supposed to taste like milk. Except it didn't. Eventually it became a popular and profitable fad in 60's since malt powder is cheap as free. I'm not sure how big this was outside the US though.
>>81191639
Yeah, but why is it always Skooks?
>>81202350
skooks is just very quotable
>>81202279
Fuck you, Mr. Wickles.
>>81202350
Because it's actually funny and well made as opposed to the stupid shit of regular YTP that's simply
>flashy colours
>repeating dialogue
>changing speed of dialogue
It has some really odd humour that's just so dumb that it's funny IE >>81202253
>>81191639
make one, the world needs more ytps
>>81202379
This. Skooks and Hank of the Hill are probably the most quotable ones out there imo.
>BE THERREEEERRREEERRREEEE
>>81202706
OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS
>>81191612
>anon has never had a malted milkshake
Bro when are you going to start living?
>>81202706
I think the best YTP's just take a whole episode/s and remix it into something new
Also Start Puffin, Boy doesn't get enough love
>YOU START TALKING ABOUT YOUR STUPID TILE IF ITS SO DIRTY GO CLEAN IT AND IF ITS CLEAN YOU CAN SHUT UP UP UP UP
>>81202734
SEE KING SEE KING SEAKING
WHERE IS DINO TIME
Greatest ytp of all time?
Skooks 3
orRevenge of The Mad Madman
>>81203054
Still Skooks 3 IMO because I can remember that basically beat for beat.
>Is there anything else to eat?
>Only ME, Shaggy!
>I'll take it!
>>81203156
Mmmm, you bet
>>81202350
Skooks was high quality and fairly recent as far as YTP goes.
>>81202706
CUTTING TECHNOLOGY
>>81203043
GONE
>>81203156
QUICK MAKE LIKE A 2 MILLION YEAR OLD WATCHDOG
>>81203156
I respect your choice.
But this joke is what gets me every fucking time, and I'm not quite sure why
>>81203281
Those two creeps have got something to eat!
>>81203359
We've come for the Golden Ass!
>>81203156
GO TO THE CHURCH AND ASK GOD TO FUG YOU
>>81189657
>no Dikekike at all in the thread
Gotta correct that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8
>>81203445
What's a woman?
>>81203445
>With pillowy mounds of mashed DICKS
>>81203054
The Flesh Pinch of Ball Hair
The Fesh Pince of Blair
The Fesh Pince of Blair 2
the holy trinity of youtube poops
honorable mention goes to Steven Universe Summons Uncle Grandpa and Together They Confront the Blind God Yaldabaoth.
>>81203347
Yeah I can't deny Madman has some great moments
>You stuck your COCK in my ASS for the last time!
>...Shame on you!
>>81203445
>oh my God, he's God!
Hey G, can you make me a sandwich?
I'm an expert in Western Alellele
>>81204237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEJbX5pio8
>>81189657I think skooks is a bit overrated but I still like it.
Also Aliantos is some of the freshest poop in years.
Was there really milk?
Was there actually cookies?
Hey Dale, Hey. You sometimes feel like eatin' a cookie?
>>81189657
You know what I think, I think we better think of something.
>>81203445
You swindled me
>>81204592
I'll think of something!
>>81204787
Good thinking
>>81204017
No...
>>81203445
Still one of the best
>>81189657
EVEN HANK WAS SCARED
>>81206082
HANK?
I wonder where this fat fuck floated in from?
>>81189657
Alright, get in the van and lets go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmQ8VoiPcIQ
>>81206082
I don't wanna lose my dong.
>>81206408
A E S T H E T I C
>tfw malt shops don't exist anymore
>tfw arcades don't exist anymore
>tfw you can not longer buy cocaine at a drug store
the modern age sucks
>>81204017
OH MY GOD!
HE'S GOD!
>>81206685
One of these things is not like the other
>>81206773
In the late 1800s you could buy cocaine at a general store
>>81206685
There are still arcades, you might have to go to a laser tag place or a Dave and Buster's though.
>>81206862
Exactly, it was over a century ago. Malt shops and arcades existed within the lifetime of 4chan users
>>81206989
Not if you're a time travelerlike me
>>81206685
>tfw malt shops don't exist anymore
They got combined with different regional burger joints, in my area at least, I can still get a decent milkshake, floats and ice cream from Lick's, Johnny Rockets, or Hwy 55 Shake and Fries.
>tfw arcades don't exist anymore
Playdium, The Rinx, and most large movie threatres still have them.
>tfw you can not longer buy cocaine at a drug store
Cocaine is so early 2000's, all the cool kids are doing marijuana now, get with the times gramps.
>>81206986
Those are not real arcades; not the kind I grew up with at least.
>>81203224
What?
>>81207198
>>Mission Craft
>>Render of Kerrigan from Starcraft
what the fuck
>>81207198
>mfw I live 1 hour away from the largest Arcade in the world.
http://www.funspotnh.com/about.htm
Stay Jelly
>>81191726
CHIIIIIIIIIINEEEEESE
OR JAAPANEEEEEEESE?
But mah bois, I must make all the people in the world eat my shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m_dhNY878g
Every single time, both Snake screaming as he becomes Pegasus and Robotnik shouting "GET OUT OF LIFE" gets a huge laugh out of me.
Lucky for you I'm a dog lover
>>81207204
>CDI
that was expertly memed friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww8WJYNpViQ
This one is also a fucking masterpiece.
>yeah suck my dick
"You... it can't be!"
>Sanic.jpg
>I'm Sonic! Sonic the kidnapper!
So fucking great.
>>81199863
>>81202339
Malt is cereal grains that have been germinated. It's used in beer production (malt and hops are what gives beer it's flavor). Malted milk is made with malt powder mixed in with instant milk powder, but instant milk powder and malt powder are not the same thing. Malt powder is just something for flavor. It's added to milk and chocolate milk a lot.
But probably it's second most popular use, aside from being used in alcoholic beverages, is being added to milkshakes. It adds a more complex, difficult to describe flavor to the milkshake. These are referred to simply as malts. So, for example, a vanilla milkshake with malt powder added to the mixture is a Vanilla Malt.
Malt Shops were essentially dinners that served ice cream, milkshakes, and malts, and generally had a soda fountain as well. They were extremely popular with teenagers around the 1950s, some that popularity slowly falling away over time. There are very few left, but you can still order malts at most places that serve milkshakes.
>>81189657
Love me some Anaconda Malt Liquor
CYBER SPACE
CYBER SEX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7WtkdLQ6PM
THERE GOES PHILLIP BANKS
>>81207446
Template threads need to happen more often.
>>81206685
>tfw malt shops don't exist anymore
Look up Nifty Fifties
>tfw arcades don't exist anymore
Dave and Busters, go to any East Coast boardwalk
>tfw you can not longer buy cocaine at the drug store
',:^)
>>81207204
G O N E
>>81206685
>MFW there's an arcade 30 minutes from my hometown where you can play all the arcade games you want for just 15 bucks per person.
>MFW they restore and sometimes sell fully working arcade machines
>>81209134
>>81203224
THERE IS NO GOD
THERE IS NO ALLAH
>>81206685
>>81208981
>>81209348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rpwiyi0vyU
>>81207446
Alternate Gwonam
>>81208937
They can be pretty fun. I also kinda like those "ransom letter" reactions, but you almost never see those. I just enjoy editing for shits and giggles.
>>81210617
Beautiful, anon.
HE SENT NOT 1 BUT 2000 PICTURES OF HIS PENISLAUGH OUT LOUD
>>81191726
That was generation 1 YTPs. Those died out quick and were replaced with higher quality methods.
>>81199978
What is that from? That "Spider bite!" thing?
>>81191968
Buy it.Or I'll find you.
>>81203433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nOVnk6r_1kDon't fug with Atticus
>>81212315
I always forget about this one. It's just as good as his other stuff
Dinner's ready, where's grandpa?
>>81212379
WHAT'S GOOD NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
it's a dream of mine to open my own olde fashioned soda malt shake shoppe
I'd serve delicious floats with gourmet sodas and all kinds of yummy stuff
maybe when I win the lotta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4pizza time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkMmnGsymhA
NOW DO WHAT YOU MUST, FRED
>>81195597
Dreams do come true anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYC8I6O7kzw
>>81212042
It's one of TheDingDangDoom's videos, they're all nonsensical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99hDl0eQMR8
>>81213147
I have a knack for that.
>>81209907
>What a bus load of kids in a Basement Arcade looks like
I uh... I expected something more disturbing from that title.
[Yodeling in the distance]
>>81212445
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT IT FINALLY CAME
>>81189657
for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.
