So why she's still hot as fuck while she's literally never going out in her castle for 12 years straight ?
>>81184635
All NEETs are beautiful. You would know that if they ever left their house
>>81184674
If you ever see an ugly NEET, it means they've left their house so they're not NEETs. The theory stands.
Unless you've broken into a NEET's house and they're ugly, then shit is fucked
>>81184674
>All NEETs are beautiful.
Look in the mirror, anon.
>>81184635
Huh, never seen this Elsa render before.
>>81184770
No one would ever break into a NEET's house, so the theory still stands.
>>81184635
But Elsa's cold.
>>81184635
most facial aberrations are caused by bacteria eating the delicious oils on your face. her skin temp is too low for bacteria to survive
>>81184635
How does she eat if Anna has nobody to talk to...does Anna cook all the meals? Does she use frozen tampons?
>>81186156
>royalty
>cooking
No.
>>81184635
Ice magic put her into a kind of cryonic state that let her keep her youthful beauty.She also never grew any body hair because of this.
>>81186156
Her servants probably cook her meals.
>>81186297
>>81186264
then why does Anna have nobody to talk to
>>81184635
>locked up in castle for 12 years
>perfectly applied foundation, lipstick, eyeshadow, eyeliner and intricately braided hair
>>81186302
Anna got Friends, anon.
Elsa isn't.
>>81184770
>>81186099
Schrodinger's NEET
>>81186334
Also perfect legs.
Maybe Internet Exist in 1840's Disney world.
>>81186336
that's why she's so bored she has to talk to paintings...have you ever watched the movie or just fan fiction?
>>81186360
Anna's not bored because she has no one to talk to, she's bored because she can't talk to Elsa, which is what she wants more than anything else.
>>81186086
More info if you're interested.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Frozen/comments/3p8bjo/building_elsa_update_09_face_rig_done/
>>81186360
>fanfiction
Those arent fanfiction anon.
>that's why she's so bored she has to talk to paintings
Anna is a horny retarded princess.
>>81186376
gtfo with your fan fiction
"There'll be actual real live people
It'll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change!"
>>81186383
>The only best Elsa 3d model of all the internet.
>He dont want to share it.
Fuck those faggot.
Imagine the amount of Elsa porn if he's releasing it.
>>81186404
>She lived with her fucking parents for 14 years
>Had no one to talk to.
>>81186509
>implying they never died
>>81186509
A major plot point of the movie was how Anna falls in love with LITERALLY the first man she meets. How the hell do you like a character without understanding a single iota of her plot.
>>81186334
You have to be presentable in case a visitor shows up! Also she didn't had much to do besides taking care of her body....
What are you? Some fat neckbeard that doesn't bathe if you don't have to go out?
>>81186297
>"Now I'll catch you"
>shoots ice beams
Yup Mr. comic narrator, "just like when they were young"Someone make an edit to have the chocolate look like blood
>>81186580
I just fapped to this
>>81184635
Fuckin' Frozenfags ruining this board with their shitty threads. Why don't you just go to one of the three Zootopia threads and talk about fucking rabbits like regular people on this board?
>>81186667
As you should, anon. As you should.
>>81186675
Because im not an furfag rabbitfucker.
Imagine all the poor starving people in Weselton after sanctions were enacted due to one unruly Duke.
>>81186758
That's politics. Duke should have thought of that beforehand.
>>81186828
Yeah they starve because someone they didn't elect is an asshat.
>>81186675
>Zootopia
>Regular People.
>>81184635
I'm more bothered by the make up
>>81186580
>that doesn't bathe if you don't have to go out?
>>81186903
just like in real life
>>81187420
At least shes still hot with those.
>>81186302
>talking to servants
Because she has some fucking STANDARDS.
>>81184635
>hot as fuck
The traits she has are the traits of 4 year olds. Giant head, big eyes, barely any figure to speak of.
Those traits are meant to make you perceive cuteness, not arousal.
You are a pedophile.
>>81186334
She's royalty, you stupid faggot. She has an entire range of handmaidens to do that for her.
>>81186580
You don't need to shower every damn day if you aren't doing anything, anon
>>81186758
>sanctions
They just didn't get a trade deal
Which they already didn't have
She's so perfect.
>>81188247
Do 4 year old have tits & ass anon ?
tha only thing tha bother me is that Elsa should be social imcompetent after years of social isolation, but she seem really functional
>>81189099
nah i didnt see it.
in frozen, shes still paranoid arround people.
>>81187319
Zootopia is on track to being more successful than Frozen was. So liking Zootopia is more regular than liking Frozen.
>>81188007
In the canon books, The servants never clean elsa & anna rooms.
>>81190955
Keep telling yourself that, fur fucker, Zootopia hasn't even made the cultural impact that Frozen has even if it was just for the songs.
>>81187807
>hot
No thanks
>>81186404
You and everyone else are taking this way too literally.
Anna's father says that he'll reduce the staff after the incident, not that they'll all be sacked, and there are still staff members present (as we see during FtFTiF when Anna is running around).
But all of these people have jobs, none of them are Anna's age, and she's seen them her whole life. Anna isn't saying "I literally have had no one to interact with at all for years", she's looking for NEW and interesting people, and ones her age.
Elsa has also interacted with people. She's seen outside her rooms when saying goodbye to her parents while a servant is moving their things and she strides with some degree of confidence through a row of maids. She and Anna have been isolated, yes, but not to the extent that, say, Rapunzel was.
>>81186336
Oh no, they're all cute...
Are these noblewomen?
>>81191507
Just common citizen.
in the book there are no noble persons in arendelle except Elsa & Anna.
>>81191940
That's...weird. It should at least have a few. The royal family can't be the only noble house left.
>>81186297
There's a scat joke in here, somewhere, and i'm gonna find it.
>>81192064
Because Arendelle is small.... very small....
>>81192184
Not according to the map shown in Frozen Fever.
>>81184674
Correction: all female NEETs and male non-NEETs are beautiful. All male NEETs (and all female non-NEETs) are loathsome.
>>81192218
Probably just an empty mountains.
>>81192510
There's plenty of coastline there and what with the mining and ice trade they could easily import food, just like Norway actually does.
>>81184635
Because women cannot not be pretty.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
