Is it me? or are the sex lives of heroes and villains in comic books more interesting then the action most of the time?
>>81028364
I care more about coping and pasting panels.
>>81028364
Uh huh
>>81028477
Wait, how in the fuck do you rape The Hulk?
>>81028550
Babs wants in on a threeway so bad.
>>81028600
how does that even
>>81029104
Huh. Does she still have that dragon tattoo on her shoulder?
>>81028925
What's this from?
>>81028364
Considering there're usually shit partners in the relationships, no. It's mostly fucked, generic or just plain stupid.
>>81029322
Its the Stepford Cuckoos hazing a new mutant named Triage in Uncanny X-men v4
>>81028711
I'm surprised there is little to no 34 of either this lady, or of this scene.
A crime honestly.
>>81028364
You must be the kind of person who hangs on the tabloids for news about what a celebrity ate for breakfast.
>>81028711
Whoa whoa whoa, what the hell am I seeing here?
>>81029531
rape scene from invincible #110
>>81028364
>>81029687
Is the next page her vomiting in Scott's mouth after licking that motor oil?
>>81029488
needs the rest of it
>>81029795
>>81029488
>>81029758
Wolverine hooking up with ANYbody is robbing the cradle. He's a century old at least.
>>81029104
JJ has the appropriate reaction to that.
>>81029992
>Hey, you don't talk about my necrophilia, I don't talk about your ferrophilia.
>>81028423
Source? Assuming Alias MAX but the art looks different unless I'm mistaken.
>>81028364
The fuck are these panels? Jesus fuck, who let that through?
>>81030125
It was, but Bagley drew the flashback pages.
>>81028711
While that series really went down the drain, that's hot as fuck.
>>81030137
>permanent conditioning
>>81029074
>he's so on and off with Misty he doesn't even know
Lol
>>81028399
Yeah, pasting panels helps me cope, too.
>>81029252
Oh Lord! Hilarious! What is the sauce on this?
>>81028600
Where would he even fucking put it?!?
>>81028754
>Leaving the masks on
That is my fetish.
>>81028925
Wow, what absolute bitches.
No wonder everybody with half a brain hates the fucking X-men comics.
>>81029338
I've fapped to this.
>>81028516
He's paraplegiac.
Scott Summers literally tried to stick his dick in a diamond
And she was the one that waved it off, not him
>>81029338
So why dont they just fuck like bunnies then?
If she gets in a killer mood afterward he can just tie her up. Hell tie her up anyways.
>>81028550
>Babs channeling Wonder Loli
>>81030517
>So why dont they just fuck like bunnies then?
They did. It was an awful plot line that the people writing her solo book swiftly swept under the rug to be forgotten.
>>81029874
>based Namor does not discriminate.
>>81029874
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND HOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81028364
I want to fuck Kitty so badly
>>81030238
It's good again after issue 109 or 119, where robot takes over the world.
Definitely had a big slump
>>81029450
At a later point a bunch of the newbies are like "what happens if the adults don't come back" and the Cuckoos answer is "we start repopulating the mutant race"
You will never live with the Cuckoos
>>81030421
They were allied with Scott during the zenith (or perhaps nadir) of his X GON GIVE IT TO YA period a few years back, wherein everyone in the title but the latest batch of newbie mutants seemed to be competing for "most utterly unlikeable character in Marvel".
>>81030167
Wake up anon, it's the Bendis Age.
>>81030506
No fair posting edits. Someone's going to think it's the real thing.
>>81030723
>>81030421
>characters are mean
>that means all comics even vaguely related to those characters are irredeemable
You should join the mental olympics. You'll win gold for the logical leap.
>>81030725
>Love of Lesbian
What is that, and what's the context?
>>81030682
Go away Bendis
the stepford cuckoos turn me on to no end desu
>>81030723
another book
>>81030730
Oh its always been like that. Since 1989 the X/Mutant series has been the whiniest and most hypocritical group of assholes in all of comicdom, its when I gave up on them. I check in occasionally just to see if its gotten better and....nope, still dicks. Or genocidal. Or massive drama orgy circling the main cast members, or whatever. Its always something with that group.
I. Cant. Fucking. Stand. Them
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>>81030682
Make sure you're on the ground floor.
>>81029338
>Silk
Fuck off Slott
>>81031006
Silk rules
As long as it's not Slott's Silk
>>81031033
You're not fooling anyone, Slott.
>>81028600
A follow up on the series
>>81031238
>>81031204
>>81030771
>Eva is totally ready to repopulate the mutant race
She hasn't been my waifu for a while, but my dick remembers.
>>81031204
Ah, red skull and jubilee, a fine pairing
>nobody mentioning avengers 200
really?
>>81031333
DELETE THIS
DELETE YOURSELF
>>81031406
What's wrong with it?
>>81031438
ms marvel gets raped by her son from the future.
Are they still together?
>>81031511
I dont ever recall Eletrka being bisexual
>>81031511
My God.. 4 Franks
I miss the ultimate universe.
>>81031530
Isn't magneto like, at least seventy at this point?
>>81031479
So...what was he meant to have been doing down there? Speedbagging her clit?
So, what I'm getting from this thread is that literally everyone in Marvel has fucked everyone else.
>>81031530
The Magento/Rogue shit has always been retarded and super skeezy anywhere outside of the Age of Apocalypse alternate future where you can at least justify things due to the extreme future situation.
>>81030137
>That Herculoid in the first panel
>>81031554
Jean Grey turned her gay for awhile.
>>81031598
Neverending comicbook universes are basically shitty soap operas, over the countless years and writers you get writers hooking everyone up with everyone else for cheap drama/because it is their fetish.
I'm sure non superheores could make this sex scene interesting as well
>>81031204
>You were pretty good Jubilee, for an inferior species
>Johan!
>>81031737
Dick is a horrible person, though maybe you can't blame him since he is a rape victim.
>>81028550
>Say it backwards.
Damn, that's hot.
>>81031313
I miss when Eva was good.
>>81031665
Man, I fucking hate the X-Men more and more. Constantly ruining peoples lives, bending their midns and fucking them up royally.
Want to accept mutants then stop taking the low road.
>>810315624 penises
Imagine...
>>81031566
>incest is totally normal now Cap, keep up
Fucking Loeb
>>81031902
You think he used to have sex with his son?
>>81031630
USS Nostromo too
>>81029300
Summer's life would be so much easier if he just embraced the pity fuck
>>81031849
Jess a qt
>>81030249
Sooooo wanted this to happen.
>>81032074
Gonna need a source.
>>81030514
Man's adventurous. Give em that.
>>81028517
FUCKING KEK
>>81030421
Pretty par for the course for shittily written telepaths. You'd think some writer would realize if you can read everyone's thoughts, you'd stop being surprised at the shit people think and just subtly use it to your advantage.
Instead, we get the constant barrage of telepaths bitching about thought assault.
>>81032006
...this isn't an edit? The Power Pack Adventure comics edits were inspired by this instead of just random incestfags getting their fetish on?
>>81032074
Nice...
>>81032160
learn to read fucking filenames
>>81030604
Still salty this wasn't a thing. Imagine the reactions man.
>>81032216
I didn't realize that was the title. Why so hostile though? Did you mother forget to kiss you before she left for work?
>>81032438
Why is Joker and Phyllis Diller at a disco with the X-Men?
>>81032505
What was the point of making her a prostitute?
>>81031547
Before Secret Wars? Yes. Right now in this new continuity given "eight months later"? Who knows.
>>81032566
>>81031547
Colossus and Domino are fucking? Where the hell did that come from.
>>81032563
she is good here
>no stepford sisters harem to be dominated by
feels bad
>>81028550
Good god I think Wonder Girl just got impregnated from watching that
So did Batgirl and Zatanna just take turns on him or something?
>>81032185
Of course it's an edit.
>>81028754
>>81029338
This boils my blood.
>>81032940
This paring is TERRIBLE, but goddamn
>Wonder-Woman protecting you'
>Wonder-Woman being the big spoon'
>Wonder-Woman wearing boyfriend shirt
Gallons of cum thinking 'bout it.
>>81032971
>>81031572
He's been physically de-aged at least once, probably twice.
Not real sex-life, but seeing Ms. marvel naked? Spank Bank material
>>81033013
>>81032971
Why do people forget all her scars?
>>81033138
>eight panels of that fucking face
I chuckled.
>>81028364
Someone post the Green lantern threesome Gilligan island version.
Or that time Shadowcat got fucked through a wall
>>81028550
Post he rest of that issue
Grasyon fucked like three bithces
>>81028638
Daily reminder Rouge used bdsm sex skills she learned from him to escape a death trap
>>81031204
I've had the face of Red Skull (no idea who he actually is) from the top panel as my steam avatar for the longest time and it still makes me laugh like retard seeing it.
>>81029104
Post when Magneto broke up a three way because it made mutants look bad
>>81032185
Look at how tightly the incest-related text is pressed up against the edge of the speech bubbles. It's a more convincing edit than most, but you should still be able to smell this, Anon.
>>81028364
Post when Ben Franklin fucked Dr Strange's fiance.
>>81031554
She married a woman in mc2
also sauce
>>81031598
Galactus literally could have Tony Starks gonorrhea
>>81031572
>Isn't magneto like, at least seventy at this point?
Magneto is, physically, about 50 due to being de-aged a bunch of times.
>>81031547
Daily reminder Fantomex split into three, then the woman version of himself cucked him with domino then she and him cucked domino with eachother, then the third evil version of him cucked them all with domino.
That's right a bisexual triple double selfcest reverse cuckolding matrix
>>81028550
Rednow yob, yadhtrib yppah?
>>81033811
>>81032790
God Seven Soliders was amazing
>>81033195
>this entire story arc
fucking x men
Anyone have the mutant hook up chart lying around?
>>81029074
>>81029104
What title & issues are these from??
>>81033821
Yppah yadhtrib, yob rednow*
lrn2zatanna
>>81029450
that kid has fucking balls to hit on her. Like giant goddamn American kaiju sized balls
>>81033730
>No line from Courtney Ross to Kitty Pryde
you goofed
>>81034187
damn austen
>>81032610
Colossus was pretty much an emotionally broken down wreck after AvX, handed himself into the SHIELD and wanted to be imprisoned for life, etc.
X-Force broke into the prison he was in, convinced him to help, they had a casual thing and eventually turned into a real thing, being with her pulled him out of his funk.
They were a good couple, went well together.
>>81028364
Are you a woman, OP?
Being serious
>>81033730
That raging homo Iceman only fucked Northstar?
![1398557147595[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/4fjouDL.gif "1398557147595[2].gif")
>>81031586
>>81033415
I'm torn on whether to find that funny or awful
>>81033811
>>81033836
Here's a cleaner version.
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>>81033155
To be fair the scars always were mentioned never really shown on her until >>81031443
>>81032642
Man, I forgot how different she looked originally.
Anyone have that page of Wolverine's internal fetish room?
>>81035421
I like to think that Vision knows exactly what he's saying and what it means, and he does it anyway because no one else will ever know.
>>81034458
gay
I really like colossus and domino but that shit is stupidbest was cable and domino
Captcha just gave me two signs of the city I live in and the one immediately north of me.I'm scared.
>>81029104
>Tattoos after 2 weeks
That's messed up
>>81032304
I find most of Moore's fans are assholes.
This was immediately after being told that he wanted Peej to help repopulate his alien species.
>>81028364
Fuck no, and that's despite the action getting shittier and shittier.
>>81035713
It's closing in anon.
It will find you soon and assimilate you. And once it has, it will start attempting to learn the difference between a comb and a hair brush is.
>>81033730
We need one for DC Heroes/Villians now too.
>>81029450
>Magneto using a cell phone
Looks weird
>>81035790
>it will start attempting to learn the difference between a comb and a hair brush is.
I always feared this day would come.
>>81029252
oh god
that burn
that face
I'm dying.
>>81033730
I'm always amused at the black hole that is Wolverine.
>tfw you'll never get high off Pixie dust
>>81029992
I'm a casual.
That's Mystique, right? Kitty couldn't possibly be that much of a bitch, right?
>>81036043
>>81031927
>>81036089
Well, to be honest that's on her.
It's like saying "you're the first guy I've met in months that didn't immediately picture me riding an elephant in the boston marathon with a big pink cowboy hat"
What the fuck did you expect to happen?
>>81035691
uh who's mind is that and why is Squirrel Girl there?
>>81036184
Wolverine.
Wolverine.
>>81036184
It's Wolverine.
Because Wolverine boned Squirrel Girl.
I actually really hate sex/sexual stuff in cape comics. Not because I'm a prude or that it offends me, I just like my superheros to behave a certain way and that excludes fornication. At least in a raunchy, obvious way.
>>81028364
No. You just have low standards.
Romance in capeshit is tame as fuck and poorly written.
If I wanted to fap I'd look at porn.
If I wanted to read about relationships, I'd read Nodame Cantabile or Ai-Ren again.
>>81028711
Except this. This was hot as fuck.
HE'S A DEADBEAT MENACE!
>>81030306
>>81034066
Breaking Into Comics the Marvel Way! #1 from 2010.
A two-parter that featured art from new artists that were recruited by C.B. Cebulski.
>>81036454
I've seen this around a lot. What's the context to this?
