For those who celebreate holy week, will you pay respects to our savior by watching his movie?
>>80965762
Yes.
>>80965762
>yfw our savior will never hold you in his arms like this
>>80965957
Why is Cavill so attractive, /co/?
>>80965762
Yes, I want to see him crush Sat-... I mean Batman.
>>80966105
Since it's a DCEU Superman thread, I'd kinda prefer if they went with the new 52 suit.
Apologies for shitty quality.
>>80966100
Because he is a super powered alien.
>>80965762
it will be a good Friday indeeddon't look at the pictureDON'T LOOK AT THE PICTURE
Nope. Not even if it got good reviews.
>>80965762
>Movie comes out on Good Friday>Superman dies and revives on the third day
Morrison wishes he were this meta. Zack Snyder is the true master of the Hypercrisis.
![article-1376107-009FF1371000044C-789_634x440[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wc5YIDI.jpg "article-1376107-009FF1371000044C-789_634x440[1].jpg")
>>80965762
>catholic parents
>taking Dad to see the movie day after good Friday
>he gets emotional alot
It's going to be like passion of Christ all over again
>>80966374
I looked at the picture.now I want sauce.
>>80965957
That's a nice ass.
N-no homo.
>>80966374
Sauce please.
>>80966438
Dat ass is what makes him heavier than Batfleck.
>>80966105
There will be some crushing alright.
>>80966432
>>80966474
>>80966374
Who are these two talented actors?
>>80966561pls
>>80966485
Weird, Bats is 3 inches taller than Super, who is 3 inches taller than Lex, yet Batman and superman look about the same size, while Lex is short as fuck
Maybe /fit/ is right and anything under 6' will look midget tier
>>80966374
Is that Ronaldo?
>>80966541
Which one would end up on a cross?
>>80966431Superman dies in the movie and rises 3 days later
>>80966653
It's called framming, also
>inches
>>80966631https://twitter.com/alter_sin
>>80966653
Nah, it's pretty clear that Cavill is shorter. The marketing pics make them look like they're the same size.
I love how fucking massive Affleck is. This is truly a guy you don't wanna fight.
>>80966786
>I love how fucking massive Affleck is
Well, accortding to this>>80966485 Cavil is bigger
So who gets jobbed the most?
don't spoil it
the reason to watch the movie would change depending the answer. I want to see Batman getting jobbed for once against superman
>>80966786
Their marketing team doesn't.
>>80966840
Superman jobs on purpose
>>80966834
Look at the size of his hands. That fist could knock a grown man out if he wasn't holding back.
>>80966786
I thought Cavill was a person you should not pick a fight with.
>>80966891
Well, but Cavil have 5lbs on him.
>>80966910
Cavill beat Ben in terms of raw muscle apparently. If you look at the way Affleck effortlessly carried Matt Damon around on Kimmel, that means Cavill is on some next level
>>80965762
Imagine the casting call for this shit
>wanted: a bunch of poor-looking Mexicans to be awestruck and trip over each other trying to touch Superman for just a second
>>80966845
>>80966485
Shit, one of these must be wrong, there is no way Batman is lighter than Superman.
>>80966785
Neat, thanks.
>>80966920
Like anon said>>80966485 that's his ass.It's a very nice ass.
>>80966962
Cavill also has a good grip.
IMAX Fan screenings start in less than 2 hours!
Who's going to one?
>>80966206
This really highlights how badly the snyder look needs a big break in color from that giant blob of blue.
Someone show this to that "praise wilkinson" fag
>>80966786
>Jimmy Kimmel is supposedly 6'1
>He's shorter than Cavill who's shorter than Stephen Amell who's also 6'1
What's going on here?
>>80967318
I think Kimmel is crouching a little in that scene.
>>80966541
>>80966891
>Batfleck can snuggle with Cavill whenever the fuck he wants
>why.jpg
>>80966682
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>>80966374
fuck off failpenis
>>80966206
B-but the high neck would entirely cover his chest hair...
>>80967463
wouldn't you?
>>80967555
I would.
That's why I'm mad jelly.
>>80967552
I'm 'mirrin a bit too hard right now.
>>80966891
damn, Batfleck was handsy during that premiere
>>80967636
It's not homo if it's Cavill.
>>80966541hail hydra
>>80965762
I will pay respects to our savior by watching him crush the infidel.
>>80967764
>>80968027
I don't know if it's Affleck or Adams getting cucked here
>>80967764
>you will never be the ham in that sandwhich
>>80966374
>that early /co/ thread where some anon saw middle aged dudes dudes dressed as 90's superboy, robin, and Spider-man blowing each other
>>80965957
I would go to church more often if Jesus had a nice ass.
>>80968312
Like, in real life or porn?
>>80966206
>He gets yet another updated suit for the Justice League film.>It has the red briefsI can dream
>>80965762
Hey guys.
I'm not trying to attention whore here, but I'm going to a screening later tonight and I wanted to give you the /co/mrade's perspective. I oughta be back in about 5-7 hours.
Until then, Hail Hydra.
>>80967318
How short is Cavill? Am I....am I taller than Superman?
>>80965762
>>80969088
Try to do it after taking a bath and get comfy. All these positive reviews make me happy as fuck but a lot of them sound pretty horny.
And for fuck sake guys, stop shipping professional co-workers. They probably have boyfriends waiting for them at home.
>>80969311
He is 1.86
>>80969702
What the fuck is that in English
>>80965762
>our savior
TAKBIR
