C2E2 Dead No More teaser.
So basically Slott is just bringing everyone who's deaths were important back to life and shitting on the legacy of nearly every iconic run before him. Pic related shows
>Martha Connors
>Billy Connors
>Montana
>Jean DeWolfe
>George Stacy
>Marla Madison-Jameson
>Ned Leeds
And front and center is, the least shocking reveal in comic history
>Uncle Ben
>>80954911
And no Mattie...
>>80954911
>C2E2 Dead No More teaser.
By the one who also made the Captain America: Civil War white background character promo art, Alexander Lozano.
>>80954942
>Mattie
Literally, no one cares about her. Slott couldn't even piss people off by bringing her back.
>>80954911
Yeah I'm sure all of this will stick forever.
>>80954967
WHO
THE FUCK
CARES
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
>>80954911
>Brightest Day: Spider-Man
>>80954911
>Dead No More
So is this supposed to be Blackest Night?
>>80955031
>Brightest Day: Spider-Man
>Blackest Night: The Fans
Not like any of these niggas are gonna stay alive or anything.
>>80955008
Lozano is highly unlikely to be on the interiors for the Dead No More arc.
>>80954911
i was hoping for Frederick Foswell
>>80955008
No man shall stop shillanon!
>>80954911
It's gotta be part of a bigger image, that looks like a Doc Ock arm and Gwen Stacy and Ben Reilly aren't in this image.
>>80954911
So, like, complete opposite of what he was talking about during Superior Spider-man?
>>80954911
>George Stacy
so captain stacy but not gwen on top of everyone else coming back... yeah makes no sense other than drama nonsense
>Jean DeWolfe
you think theyll touch on her "feelings" towards spider-man?
>>80955096
>Ben Reilly
What's catch with him? Kaine is edgy Peter, what's Ben?
>>80954911
It's not going to stick. And hey he hasn't done too much supernatural stuff during his like 8 year run so why not? At least read it before saying it's definite shit please anon!
>>80954911
Spidey can't stay married because it's not true to his character, yet they are somehow going to bring back the person whose dead was the most important development in the characters history, I'm guessing Ben will end up dead again or whatever, but still...
>>80955129
Ben is Peter without angst or bad parker luck.
>>80954911
>Bringing them all back so Marvel can kill them off when the new Spider-Man movies do
Fuck you Slott
>>80955237
Thanks.
>>80955129
Ben Reilly is the Peter Parker who stopped the mugger after the boxing match, even after getting screwed out of his money, because it was still the right thing to do.
Mysterious villain already brought back Connors' wife and kid and Rhino's wife.
The thing is, he did it to have Lizard and Rhino work for him.
He'll probably use Marla to blackmail Jonah, but what about the others? What's their purpose? Messing with Peter? He already had him at "Uncle Ben".
>>80955357
Clone or alt-reality? I dimly remember some What If story where MJ kissed him, too.
>>80954911
So place your bets, is this the work of:
>Jackal
>Judas Traveler
>Mephisto
>>80955585
Judas Traveler couldn't pull off that shit, he's a tool.
>>80954911
Hope it's just Norman doing the ultimate fuckery with Peter's mind.
>>80955551
He's a clone, I just meant that if Kaine is "edgy" Peter Parker clone, Ben is the "get it right" Peter Parker clone.
>>80955693
>TWO MORE DAYS
>>80955732
Got it. I barely know Spiders aside Peter and Carpenter.
>>80954911
Where's Silver Sable so we can have two cakes after Spidey butt?
>>80955910
She didn't die. The epilogue showed some parts of her clothing but no body.
>>80955095
Dare we say.... shillanon is... dead no more?
>>80955237
>>80955357
aka
>Literally, the only thing I've ever read with Ben Reilly in it is Spider-Verse
Fuck off casuals.
>>80955166
>because it's not true to his character
Being Iron Man IS true to his character?
>>80955166
>Spidey can't stay married because it's not true to his character
Spider-Woman, on the other hand, can randomly decided to have a baby via a literalsperm donor.
>>80956127
So what IS Ben Reilly like?
Why can't they just switch writers already? Slott ran out for ideas ages ago. I just want to read some good old Spidey again.
There is gonna be a catch, like Spider-Island
Is this what Julia Carpenter meant about Sable coming back?
>>80955701
Why do people think it's Norman? It's Judas Traveler.
>>80955551
That's from pic related.
Its an alternate history where Ben is forced to kill Peter during Jackal programming and lives his life in secret.
>>80957248
Thanks. So... that isn't same What If with Peter losing powers and retiring with MJ and Ben becoming Spider-Man? For some reason those two blend in my head.
>>80956198
He's exactly like Peter.
The character existed to be a Peter replacement, in Marvel's 1st attempt to remove the marriage. It was dumb, but less dumb than the Mephisto bullshit.
Instead of making a deal with the devil and then POOF marriage never happened, continuity retcon bullshit... Peter lost his powers and retired with MJ and moved out of NYC. Ben took over as Spider-Man for a while and was the only acting Spider-Man.
Until fans threw a fit and wanted Peter back. So they killed Ben and had Peter get his powers back.
>>80957318
>that isn't same What If with Peter losing powers and retiring with MJ and Ben becoming Spider-Man?
That isn't a What If. Go read the 90's Clone Saga. That's actual continuity. See: >>80957361
>Uncle Ben
I FUCKING CALLED IT
Still saying The Hood is the one doing the resurrections.
>>80957386
>>80957361
I see. Man, comics are really weird place sometimes.
>>80957443
>He knows who Peter is?
Don't think he ever found out. There is zero merit to this fan theory.
they'll cop out of this by saying the guys are robots. It always happens with these drastic shitty retcons, just look at the time the Chameleon made robot decoys of Spidey's parents.
Also Spidey is bound to having to fuck his shit up and return to living in Aunt May's house, how else could these fakes find him.
You guys are panicking. They're going to do a thing where all these guys come back to life and Peter is super happy for a while, but then the universe starts fucking up because these people are SUPPOSED to be dead, so Pete has to come to terms with all of them dying again.
>>80954911
god, I hope uncle ben comes back insane, and spidey has to put him down.
>>80956516
>I just want to read some good old Spidey again.
Then read Spidey.
>>80957583
Will it be
Jackal with more clones?
Mysterio doing illusions?
Mephisto?
Or OC villain?
>>80955664
That's exactly what they want you to think!
I think this is Slott's low point. I'm reminded of that old joke about how only Bucky, Jason Todd, and Uncle Ben stay dead. God god things have gotten really bad.
>>80957958
>Then read Spidey
I hope your not referring to that retcon shit that is the new "Spidey" book by Thompson and Bradshaw.
>>80958063
>I think this is Slott's low point
That would be Spider-Verse and all of Superior Spider-Man. When he had the entire cast of ASM go full retard.
But lets be fair, none of it is especially good.
>>80954911
>>Montana
Pretty sure he showed up alive again after Big Time with the Enforcers.
>>80955512
Leeds is obviously to somehow get Hobgoblin involved in this guy's Spidey villain team and probably Betty Brant.
Marla is Jonah
George Stacy is Carlie Cooper (but she hasn't appeared for what two years now?)
Jean DeWolfe? Eddie Brock? Sin-Eater (who is dead) But he's in Carnage so why?
>>80958074
Retcon implies it's canon, which it isn't.
>>80958103
>all of Superior Spider-Man
Nah, Superior Spider-man was pretty good.
>>80958460
For edgy casuals, sure.
>>80958192
The fuck are you ranting about?
All of these characters have direct connections with Peter Parker himself.
>>80955664
That was a retcon, they can easily retcon him back to his original power levels instead of just being a Jason Wyngarde clone
>>80958063
Nothing is sacred.
>>80957994
did mysterio ever come out of the ultimate universe, they kinda left him there after he found out peter parker was spider-man there
>>80959331
Mysterio showed up in Spider-Man/Deadpool.
According to Slott, he doesn't know Parker's identity anymore because the Ultimate Universe was erased from continuity, so he was never there.
>>80954911
>Montana
Is he seriously the only Spider-Man villain that's currently dead?
>>80954911
This is retarded.
They're obviously just Jackal fucking with Peter AGAIN. It explains the lack of Gwen and Ben Reilly, too.
Slott used to have the redeemable quality of having cool ideas, but now he's just re-hashing bad ones.
>>80959452
I think the Big Man, Crime-Master (Bennet Brant), the original Kangaroo, Demogoblin and Tarantula are still dead.
>>80959537
It isn't "obviously" Jackal. One of the prevailing fan theories is that it's 90s villain Judas Traveller.
When this was first announced, I was really hoping a bunch of characters Marvel had killed off recently would come back.
Instead it's limited to Spider-Man characters
>>80959840
>When this was first announced, I was really hoping Marvel would rip-off Blackest Night even more shamelessly
Well thank god your wish didn't come true.
>>80960394
Honestly, it sounds more like he wanted Chaos War done right.
You guys, it's clearly going to be Wolverine.
>>80954911
>Uncle Ben
I don't even hate Slott. I like the little that I've read from him but goddamn.
>yfw Ben asks Peter about his niece
What will Peter say, /co/?
>>80961433
>Literally who?
>>80961433
A bedpan will fall from nowhere and hit him on the head.
Peter will then say "damn Parker luck"
I will reiterate:
Good Fucking GOD, Post-SW3 Marvel is utterly ATROCIOUS!
What the hell is going on at those offices, man??
>>80954911
Its weird how much I like Spider-Man and how little I care for his entire supporting cast, both friends and enemies.
>>80954911
It's either Jackal or Norman
>>80958063
I was gonna say batman's parents. But Flashpoint and Convergence.
>>80961433
Who's his niece?
>>80963558
Mayday Parker, Peter's daughter who was suppose to be born then became a shrodinger baby since it was said she was stillborn by a doctor but the Spider-Man comic hinted at Osborn taking her.
She is most likely erased from 616 existance now but she's Spider-Girl in the MC2 universe and she runs around with the Web Warriors, but she's presumed dead there along with Spider-UK.
>>80961433
>There's a universe were Ben never died, Kaine is still running around, and Peter is happily married to MJ with Mayday
>Spider-Shitverse didn’t touch it because Slott didn’t even knew that existed.
Feels good.
>>80964466
Oh, I've actually heard of her. Wouldn't she be his grandniece?
>>80957386
There's a What-If comic were that also happens but Mayday gets saved by Kaine and Ben gets to live.
It was called The Clone Saga and pic related was one of the covers.
>>80964554
You're thinking of Ben Parker, that's Ben Reilly who is Peter's clone and was kind of like his bro which made him Mayday's Uncle Ben (which is how May refers to him in the MC2 universe).
>>80964738
Mayday didn’t know Ben Reilly was Peter's clone or that Kaine for that matter, she probably found out behind the scenes though because in the Secret Wars tie-in she referred to Ben's son aka Darkdevil as "cuz" although maybe she just found out he was Ben's son.
>>80964466
>she's presumed dead there along with Spider-UK
presumed is too strong a word. they teleported out of the electro trap at the last second, it's just that under the circumstances they got sent to some random, potentially hostile universe
>>80964830
Peter is recounting this scene >>80961433 to Mayday
>>80963097
But they never came back to life, they just didn't die in those cases.
>>80964830
>>80964834
I just hate how that comic is just the Spider-Gwen and friends comic, at least Anya did something I guess.
Spider-Ham is also annoying, I want him to go away.
>>80964965
oh well. the letters page basically confirmed that sp//DR is coming back due to popular demand, along with Bombastic Bag-Man and one or two other fan favorites
>>80965043
Really? Sp//DR I might be excited about although I don't have much faith in this writer.
>>80965043
Really? Which issue and when does it come out? Maybe if sales increase for the issue where sp//DR comes in, they'll get the hint.
>end of Spider-Island had Jackal running off with samples of the Spider-Queen's body, bragging about the crazy shit he'll be able to do with it
>powerful spiders can come back from the dead so long as their embrace their god
>>80965182
>>80965096
Spider-Punk and Spider-UK team-up Web Warriors #7, sp//DR Web Warriors #8
Spider-Girl has a lot of dedicated fans, they are also making their own animated SG cartoon and some of the concept art looked decent.
>>80965401
link?
>>80954911
>it's not actually uncle ben
>it's Neighbor Skip
The people who think it's Norman Osborn are morons. Norman is already handing out the arms to people to create a Goblin Army. When they show the guy who is bringing back the dead, he's mostly obscured and identity is hidden. Norman doesn't have the power to bring back the dead either.
Seeing how Slott loves to rope back obscure stuff, it'll probably be Judas Traveler, revamped, like how Queen was the big bad of Spider-Island.
I still find it weird that Kaine is on the Web Warriors cartoon. When will he show up in comics?
>>80967314
How is it anyway? I've got a feeling the weaver knows he's alive or kaine has been hanging back learning how to use the Web and search for aracely.
>>80967542
Much better than the previous seasons. Still medicore. Maybe the Weaver sent Kaine to the universe where Ben, Peter, MJ, etc have a happy ending
>>80967615
I doubt it. Kaine wouldn't have Shirley his responsibility in taking care of his Aztec sidekick. If she's out there and has no idea she's the left handed hummingbird I hope she's wearing a blue hoodie without knowing why.
Anybody think Rhino will be coming back?
>>80968046
I want her to wear Reilly's blue hoodie to see how he responds.
>>80968115
Possibly anon.
>>80968153
THE SINNNNNNNNN NEVER DIES
>>80957958
*Marvel Adventures Spider-Man
There, fixed it.
I thought Slott was meant to leave after Spider-Verse...
Didn't he say Superior Spider-Man was the second third of his run? Just hurry up and fucking leave or give us a second title.
>>80969061
He wants to have the longest run on Spider-Man ever, anon. And that's not going to happen as long as Bendis keeps writing Spider-Man too, it's like a vicious cycle.
>>80959654
>It isn't "obviously" Jackal. One of the prevailing fan theories is that it's 90s villain Judas Traveller.
Oh, so it won't actually happen and it'll all be in Spider-Man's head? It might actually be better if they all DID come back.
