If you had a superpower, what would it be?
I actually already have one.
It's to predict the weather, I can always tell when it's about to rain due to the EXCRUCIATING migraine that accompanies any shift in humidity.
Sometimes I get lucky and instead of a migraine I just get really tired and pass out because my brain can't handle being awake.
>>80936096
telekinesis.
>>80936096
Super speed, no doubt.
And I don't mean any old super speed, I mean insane Flash level super speed here I can do a bunch of other ridiculous shit with it.
>>80936191
This
>>80936096
Omnipotence
Immortality and regeneration, literally no downside based on myself
Time travel, so I could slap my past self from time to time
The ability to dry up a pussy simply by entering a room.
The ability to freeze time, so I can procrastinate for forever
The ability to elongate my dick to indefinite proportions.
>>80936472
wouldn't you get bored after a million years?
>>80936665
But anon, your OS and internet would also be stopped
>>80936472
So, what happens when the world ends?
>>80936096
I can hold 3 fucking week's without sleeping.
For real! No coffe, no medicine. I just sleep 2 or 1 hour a day.
The ability to delete OP's threads.
The to communicate with/control animals. Think of Aquaman with Eliza Thornberry.
Forcefield.
I'd totally go around picking fights and then laugh when nobody could hurt me. They'd be just out of reach.
>>80936096
social graces
:(
>>80936763
I could just go around punching people
>>80936472
>live long after the age of man has passed
>live after Earth becomes completely uninhabitable
>the sun explodes turning the solar system into vapor
>still alive floating in the void of space unfathomable distance from anything
Good luck with that.
The ability to delete >>80936900's life
>>80936966
You can't just do that to me for just that small reason
Sorcery
>>80936990
Why not?
Reality Warper
It´s literally every super power that has ever existed. I would basically be God.
Biological manipulation.
>>80936096
Deadpool-tier regeneration and 100% resistance to pain.
The ability to make anyone shit their pants.
Nobody would fuck with you.
Got a real tough guy who doesn't mind getting dirty? Just force them to projectile. shit their intestines.
>>80937006
That is mean, duh! Are you not on the side of justice?
What would Superman say?
>>80936096
I want Plastic Man's powers but only in my cock. I think it'd be cool to be able to turn my dick into a bike or a life raft.
>>80937035
>What would Superman say?
>>80937073
You could ride your dick to work I hope you realize.
>>80937016
sweet dreams lenin
I choose the power that every day before midnight GMT, I decide what powers I will have the next day. If I do not choose a power, it will stay on the power I choose before. If I do not choose a power (I'm free to choose the same power, but if I make no choice because I am lazy or for some reason unable to) for one month I will do a hard reset and revert to normal human at peak age/health and be transported to an artificial safe room where I will not leave until I choose new powers and a location to be transported to. This hard reset will also happen every 100 years on the dot no matter what. If I die outside of the safe room, I will be reconstituted in the safe room where I may choose to die or continue with the cycle.
>>80936870
>>80936955
Isn't that what happened to Galactus?
Gravity manipulation. You'd be able to do so many cool things with it.
>>80936870
I go to the new world or just chill till something happens or Dante's inferno my way into heaven
>>80936955
if I gain teleportation I could always go back and stop myself from getting immortality if I get bored
>>80936096
Flight or super-speed.
>>80936144
Fuck, I have the same problem. Took me a long time to figure out the trigger, but finally figured out that whenever there's a couple days of rain moving in, I get them.
>>80936763
nah, just dedicate your life to inventing new ways to keep yourself entertained, and watching over your descendants
Super intelligence, I tire of being the idiot amongst my peers.
My superpower would be the ability to muster up the courage to kill myself
>>80936096
OP superspeed like The Flash or OP telekinesis.
>>80937494
Didn't you learn in Rises that the fear of death is what makes one strong?
>>80936096
Unbreakable skin.
I've been able to survive a lot of really painful shit, both physically and emotionally.
Telekinesis for sure. As long as its relatively powerful.
>>80936144
>>80937329
Also as a few others have surprisingly said, I get horrendous migraines whenever the humidity changes. It's fucking great.
>>80936096
Time Manipulation, the best of them all
>>80937016
sweet dreams lenin
>>80936165
This. It's basically the do whatever the fuck I want power. You can replicate basically any other superpower with just telekinesis.
>>80936096
Windy powers would be the bombdidly. With practice you could effectively have crude telekinesis (as in you could push objects around), flight (depending on your strength it may require a wing suit), you can augment your fighting and running capabilities with it, and with enough power you can be a huge destructive force. I'd mostly just use it to float around though and push stuff around for fun.
>tfw see brief glimpses of the future in my dreams every few weeks
>tfw have no idea how or if i can fine-tune it
>tfw can't really tell anyone without sounding like a fucking lunatic
Psychic powers
>>80944013
I guarantee that you don't
>>80944640
Its called deja-vu. A lot of people have it, but they don't realize it until it happens.
>>80944640
It's probably an odd version of deja vu, I'll explain a little. Apparently it's not too uncommon.
I'll have a dream of a few seconds (sometimes up to a minute) of the future. Then a few days or weeks later it will happen. I won't remember the dream until it actually happens, but when it does I know what will happen in the next few seconds (or however long the duration of the dream was).
>>80936882
>without sleeping
>I just sleep 2 or 1 hour a day
are you stupid
>>80937009
just be god then if you're gonna ask for the gay shit, you fucking try hard.
