>We pretend we're in the 1950's
>>80900746
Do you fellas think superheroes will ever be big again? I fancy Horror and sci-fi, for sure, but sometimes I wish for the overly political stories of the Golden Age
God its a great thing that all these good old American Gals are getting married immediately after high school
They known enough they don't need to go to college or get a job just get back in the kitchen making sandwiches and cleaning
as they fucking should.
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
>>80900809
>>80901122
I don't hate negroes, but they should keep to their own kind.
>>80901076
>he never looked up teen pregnancy stats for the 50s
Let's not go back to those days, shall we?
I really wish someone invented the internet already
My boss wore a red necktie to the office the other day. I suspect he's a sekrit gommie spy. Better contact J. Edgar Hoover at once.
>>80901399
Colored people seem like alright folk. Always smiling and laughing and eager to shine my shoes
>>80900746
comics are for kinds
>>80900746
>1955
>thinking the soviets won't win
keep telling yourselves that americucks
>>80902117
Yeah. Much better than those filthy homosexuals.
ITT people who did nothing wrong
>>80902536
he was dead for two years already in 55.
>>80902585
well i don't have any good reaction images of khrushchev ?
You guys ready for WWIII?
I already spent all my savings on a bunker, totally worth it.
>>80902544
>Implying sick people shouldn't be cured.
They just need some aversion therapy is all. Then they can marry a nice former lesbian and live a happy life.
Fetch me another vodka gimlet, and tell that colored kid over there to shine my shoes.
>>80900809
I remember that thread, /co/ did this on a dare.
Fun times.
>>80902663
That took all of two seconds to find.
>>80903113
>>80902585
that's what the american propagandists want you to think.
Comrade Stalin lives!
>>80901076
>the F word
Don't say that
>>80900809
Say, nice keister!
>>80900809
Yeaaaaaah. I'm going to need more of this.
Oh boy this means I can have 3 Martinis and a cigar for breakfast.
Hey everybody! Did you hear the one about the female, black, jewish, polack who wasn't a human being?
>>80900746
>post 50sfu
>>80902536
You can't even roleplay as if you're in the 1950's. You just have to use that fucking memeword. You're the god damned worst. Why would you even post in the thread?
>>80900746
Can any of you fellows tell me the name of this cartoon?
>>80902578
I wanna shove a batarang into his head. Goddamn headshrinker ruined comics and drove the cool stuff underground. Why can't someone in another country, like Denmark, publish some horrific, sexy, drug-addled funnybooks?
>>80902663
>>80902966
>vodka gimlet
>vodka
You disgust me. Only a red would take a perfectly good Anglo drink and substitute the gun with vodka
>>80905931
>gun
Well I meant gin but this way seems more American
I know she isn't real but...
darn it fellas, does she make me feel swell
FUCKING NIGGERS
dude LSD lmao
All niggers must hang
I can't wait to take my gal down to the drive in where I can savor the romance of touching her hand for the first time.
After that we can frolic in the DDT clouds that are keeping our streets free of unwanted pests, like negros.
Look, Feds. I was a communist once, but I was a dumb college kid and it was the 30s. Everyone was doing it. Come on...
Oh boy! Now we can go to sock hops, drive hot rods, and listen to songs about teenagers dying!
Did you fellas hear about Walt's Disneyland? It must be his biggest folly yet!
Golly /co/ I hate Bakersfield me and buddy Ceasar got beat up when wanted to buy the new Flash comic from drug store.
Hey, did you read about that leak? Apparently, the two guys who made those Tom & Jerry shorts are looking to create what could very well be the first animated TV show in prime-time. It's supposed to come out by 1960.
If the ruskies don't nuke us before then, do you think it'll work out? What could this mean for animation?
We color folk sure like ta work! Mhmm yessum! Weeee sure like ta work! No
Have heard about this homosexual disease going around?
>>80907492
Nothing a little electroshock won't fix.
>>80900746
>How can such a pretty wife make such BAD coffee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0
Life sure is great, huh fellas? Look at all the opportunities and stuff we have compared to our parents. Nice stylish cars built to last and affordable housing, steady jobs that pay enough to support a wife and family...
Can you imagine what the lives of those lucky folks our age in sixty years or so will be like?
Uh oh, The Blob is eating people again.
>>80900746
Care for a delicious cup of Wilkin's Coffee?
>>80908203
I don't drink that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMuV4TAcjmo
>>80900746
I'm not allowed in this thread.
Oh no...
OH JESUS NO.
This just keeps getting worse, doesn't it?
>>80907339
>I hate Bakersfield
This is a 50s thread, not an eternal truth thread
>>80900746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Va4ttt7QRc
Those damn Ruskis. They're always shooting things up into sp-- WOMAN THIS ISNT MY SCOTCH GODDANG IT.
>>80901122
*Ziggers.
Whew. Thank you, based Nazi rocket dudes.
Can you believe the filth that EC comics is putting out these days? I mean a werewolves and vampires in a comic book is too much for my children
>>80908125
Gee willikers, Boco, would it pain you to be quiet for once?
Comics are dead. They've hit their peak and there's nowhere else for them to go.
Boy howdy fella's, I sure could go for a Hostess Apple Pie!
>>80900746
Hey guysGAY RIGHTS
>>80910937
Only people can have rights, Anon.
>>80910937
Uh, okay? I think people have a right to be happy. Or this some kind of beatnik slang you're using?
>>80909118
>ziggers
Better wiped than striped!
>>80903420
>Average_Soviet_Woman's_Penis.bmp
These pornographic illustrations sure are a hoot. I wish every woman could be like Blondie, my bride-to-be.
>>80911005
I think he's talking about that degenerate homosexuality.
>>80911144
They're trying to disguise themselves with funny words, are they?
