Hey /co/, wanna hear a joke?
>>80882424
Nope
I love jokes!
The fox is kind of cute.
Why did the fox cross the road?
>>80882430
>>80882435
>>80882442
>>80882443
>>80882459
What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
>>80882473
I don't know, what?
>>80882473
Uh.. uh...
>>80882483
>>80882511
They can smell it but they can't eat it!
>>80882473
They both deliver the sauce
>>80882536
Speaking of eating
>>80882536
>>80882536
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Tell me I'm not the only one who checks online each morning to see if it's been leaked online yet.
>>80882595
A camrip? but those suck mang, quality so bad
>>80882536
what do you mean by this?
>>80882536
>>80882424
MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME
>that creator Q&A
>dancing around the Judy/Nick relationship question
Yep. They're fuckin like rabbits.
>>80882536
>>80882787
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
>>80882536
>>80882536
Bruh
>>80882536
Bwahahaha!
Does /co/ have any jokes?
A guy walks into the doctor's office to get his test results. The doctor's face looks very grave, so the man knows it's bad news.
"How long do I have, Doc?" The man asks.
"5." is the doctor's reply.
"5? 5 what? Years? Months!?"
The doctor says, "4."
"Ok, but 4 what?" the man says, exasperated.
The doctor says, "3, 2..."
>>80883059
I prefer tricks, myself.
I know how to make a pencil disappear.
>>80883103
>judy hurt
I never want to see this
>>80883088
>>80883088
Tricks are for kids.
>>80883128You just did
>>80882424
This is the corniest thread I have ever been in.
>>80883237
Man, there were these two girls in the theatre that were gasping at every moment judy and nick had together, one of them even did a clap during the you love me line near the end.
FUCKING SHIPPERS.They totally should have kissed in the movie tho just sayin
>>80882536
Why would a gynecologist want to eat a baby?
>>80882536
das not bad
>>80882536
>>80883260
don't you see anon
you were the girls all along
>>80883103
Original image?
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!
>>80882909
kek, Foxe
>>80883348
fuck
>>80883367
Haha! Science!
What do call a one bumped bunny?
>>80883367
>>80883362
>>80883400
Aroused?
>>80882424
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
>>80883400
PREGNANT
>>80883400
Judy after taking the knot?
So a photon checks into a hotel and the man behind the counter asks "would you like me to take your bags to your room?"
The photon answers: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
>>80883414
I can't tell which one's funnier!
>>80883436
AIDS
>>80883437
fuck yeah!
>>80883103
>>80883414
Never even THINK
of posting this shit again boi
>>80883436
MY ASS!
Here have a smug fox guys no need to thank me
>cozy latenight zootopia thread
>it's actually a shitty joke thread
Welp, time to turn in early it seems
Why couldn't the dwarf and the midget get along?
They had very little in common
Hey, /co/, what do you call a cynical, omni-disciplinary scientist, martial artist, and detective?an orphan
>>80883468
Thank you for the blog update, faggot!
>>80882424
Your life?
>>80883468
NO wait
Stay here
For
them...
>>80883468
hey, don't be like that, there's an actual Zootopia thread here: >>80881874
Now don't be a party pooper and try to enjoy some jokes.
I don't have anything for this, really. Filename's for /tg/ but honestly the whole thing speaks for itself.
>>80882424
what is this thing?
>>80883550
Thank you so much, Idk how I missed that thread. I really like these zootopia threads.
>>80883612
Where have you been for the past... a lot of months.
>>80882536
>>80883632
well, i have learned that its called zootopia and i have heard that name a lot. so, next question, whats it about?
>>80883673
>whats it about?
You're on the internet. Google it.
>>80883673
A city full of intelligent, anthropomorphic animals that turns out to actually be an experiment to interspecies breeding between humans and animals possible. Everything is going fine until one day, a rabbit police officer named Bunnie and her insurance salesman boyfriend Clyde the fox discover that there is an entire world outside of their utopian prison.
>>80883673
Judge Judy and Saint Nick are turned into animals and have to figure things out by using Google.
>>80882536
fuck u fox
>>80883732
my terror has risen.
>>80883752
I love the way her ears flip onto the table. It'd make for a great gag in zootopia 2 that she just decimated a dinner table with her ears
>>80883260
It gives us something to really want in a sequel.
>>80883752
>Even if she murdered children it would be -adorable-.
>>80882713
A gynecologist isn't allowed to eat his patient's cooch. A pizza boy isn't allowed to eat the pizza he delivers. Both of them can only smell what they want to eat.
>>80882536
>>80883414
>>80883752
>PLEASE JUST
>JUST
>>80883260
Between the two friends I went with, the girl was the one who audibly went "Aww" at that moment.I probably would have too had I shipped them as much then as I do now.
>>80883414
Poast more Nick crying over an injured/dead Judy pls.I need to feel.
Hey, /co, didja hear the one about the two TV antennas that got married? The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.
>>80882424
So this Lynx was trying to be a good wingman and tells this gal, that he knows this great hippo.
You know what she said?
>>80886412
Nah what?
>>80886439
She said,"What's wrong with the rest of the alphabet?"
>>80883367
I understood that joke.I think.
And I laughed.
>>80886457
Because animated features need yet more smug expressions
>>80882595
I mean you want a cam rip, there's one on Kisscartoon right now
>>80882595
>>80886777
>>80886777
>tfw furry nigger
>>80886845
Degeneracy at its finest.
>>80886852
What about furry trans ftf nigger?
>>80882595
Even if it does get ripped, I'd rather see it in person again to give them more money. I want sequels, damn it.
>>80886852
>>80882536
top heh
>>80883414
This happens, when your bulletproof vest only covers your upper body
>>80887765
Maybe she was trying to chase down a wood tick.
Apparently this is a weekly themed art thing.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/주토피아_전력_60분?f=tweets&vertical=default
Last week was "cotton candy", this week is "handcuffs".
>old thread not archieved yet
>two new Zootopia threads are made
>the better one gets deleted probably because this one here got more replies
Sure, people should have waited, but if a thread had to go then this one.Mean.
>>80886323
Translation anyone?
>>80887864
Maybe because this one was made hours before the other one.
>>80887904
You think they shock collar their prisoners than?
>>80887922
I dunno, some of these seem to be inspired off the original storyline where the two were handcuffed together at some point.
>>80887800
>handcuffs
Oh no...
>>80888026
>Weselton becomes a police too
I like his slimy criminal character, but this is funny too.
>>80888026
>says they have the first weasel officer
>but no introduction
You literally just introduced him, he's the only weasel there.
>>80888026
Aw I love this!
Makes me think that if they get more little guys, Little Rodentia will find ways to summon cops to help them out. It's like some super hero kaiju shit to them, but standard crime fighting to the cops.
>>80882424
I... would like... to...
>>80888117
Thats the joke.
Speed pencils:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Ri_otxHu4
>>80888177
How even.
>>80888177
This does not motivate me to draw.
Like at all.
It's pretty depressing.Stu was right!
>>80888209
1) Be good at using colored pencils
2) Draw off of a reference image
Can a human and rabbit find love together?
>>80887864
>mods won't let Zootopia have a general, which would prevent multiple threads
>thus, multiple threads keep popping up
>mods delete all of them except one
I don't get the logic here
>>80888231
With mere practice you can look at this and look at a blank page and then freehand one onto the other.
>>80888468
I get it and I'm okay with it. I just wish they'd delete the ones withbadposting and not the ones that do try to have a discussion. No matter the time they were created.
And no. A general does not fix anything. It would just get worse in thread numbers, quality posting and moderation. Just compare Sonic the Hedgehog /v/ threads with /sthg/, as anthro example.
What do you call a fat black hooker with braces?
>>80888457
Sure, but don't expect to go balls deep.
>>80888468
It's not just mods that are against generals. A lot of posters are against the idea of a general. Frankly, it's totally fine to just have a thread every now and then. Nothing new is released anyway.
I'm actually glad mods are deleting multiple Zootopia threads. Faggots need to check the catalog anyway.
>>80888231
listen to your parents, kids!
>>80888475ONE HOUR EVERY DAY
>>80888549
A black&decker pecker wrecker.
>>80888571
>Nothing new is released anyway.
Except an unending stream of fresh pictures from foreign lands.
>>80888533
...maybe he just dont know to delete the recording?
still, it's a good comic page. thanks for sharing
>>80888572
Story of my life.
>>80883414
where is she bleeding from? there is no visable injury.
>>80888604
Yeah I know that. That's why we still need threads, but that doesn't completely justify multiple and continuous threads.
Definitely a thread when the movie's released in britbong land and nipland. And occasional threads for cute art. No need for multiple ones or generals though.
>>80888613
It's not about deleting the recording, it's about him changing his mind about throwing it away.
Finnick is the best fox
>>80888539
>>80888571
A general would prevent multiple threads, though. Thus eliminating the need to constantly delete them.
And I don't know why people keep insisting that
>general automatically means drastic decrease in "quality posting" (whatever that means) and increase in namefags etc
will happen.
>b-but /frz/!!
One bad general means all generals ever will be bad? There are multiple other generals on /co/ alone and nobody complains about those. Mods don't delete those on sight. So why is Zootopia any different?
These threads are already generals, they're just not being called "/zoo/".
>>80888659
i said "maybe" duh.
Why these promo images portray Judy as annoying stalker? She's nothing like that in the movie.
>>80888648
It just got released in Australia. UK is less than a week away. People (or at least people who don't want to mess with rips and torrents) are still seeing it fresh every day.
>>80888678
>not posting the true top fox
>>80888712
>>80888697
it's getting worse with each image.
>>80888686
There is no need for multiple threads. There is even no need for continuous threads.
And it shows how new you are. /frz/ is not the only or the first terrible general. I'm glad the mods are actually doing something to stop Zootopia from going the way of those generals you mentioned.
Maybe focus on your obsession issue first.
>>80888726
and last.
>>80888697
>>80888726
>>80888752
Overly attached female is probably what sells, in China.
>>80888686
>A general would prevent multiple threads, though. Thus eliminating the need to constantly delete them.
No. It can be that more than now try to make a new thread and call them "general". Really, there is a chance /co/ gets flooded with them until after japan release.
Now shut your snout, Phillip. Time to move on to actual Zootopia topics like 500 million or superior japan merch to come.
>Wanting to write a story about brotherhood
>Want to use animals because of nostalgia for Brian J as a kid since he was might favorite author when I was little
>Now if I ask for advice from any of my friends they think I'm cribbing from Zootopia and trying to cash in on the hype
>>80888697
this one seems normal but yeah, she does look pretty crazy on this one>>80888726 But take it on the positive side!JUST LOOK AT HER BUTT
>>80888761
Sometimes it's a huge blockbuster.
>>80888686
When you start slapping the label "General" on something, too many people seem to take that to mean that there HAS to be a thread up, 24/7. And they develop their own culture that makes it difficult to just hop into. And you get shitty namefags and that kind of stuff.
And it's not just frozen. Homestuck used to be another bad example of that kind of thing.
>>80888761
i always thought chinese are automatas who have no empathy for anything or anyone.
>>80888712
Her right arm is so much longer than the other. This was a official pic, right?Who was the artist again? They're not bad despite that mistake.
did you spot this kind of Iphone reference?
>>80882424
>Watching Zootopia with niece and nephew
>Bretty good so far 9/10
>Pic related appears
>"Hey anon, wanna help purge all the predators..."
>I now understand waifus
>I did not want this feel
>Two days later have massive Dawn folder on hard drive that continues to grow
>I have lost control of my life
>>80888712
>"top fox"
>literally oversexualized furfag bait
>>80888712
>>80883673
>>80883612
Bait. Nice try, anon.
>>80888838
Absolute best villain
>>80888814
Doesn't seem all that much longer. Maybe it's just from the hand going up instead of being bent sideways plus the added height of the gun.
>>80888803
They dropped their only child law, so they'll be losing that stigma when we're old. Right now though, they've got a few generations of "little emperors" who don't feel like taking risks.
>>80888848
>when you have same idea for a crossover picture but someone more talented already did it.
>>80888935
good thing because that looks like shit
There are now three Zootopia threads. Have fun knowing one of these threads will be deleted.
>>80888890
>You will never sip champagne with her on a balcony watching below as millions of uncivilized predators are led in to gas chambers.
>whylive
>>80888935
Just keep practicing every day and you'll keep improving.
Alright, mate.You claim you "love" Judy, right? Or Nick or whatever, right?Then why aren't you working on art right now? Judy would want you to work hard. She'd hustle you into it even.Do it for her!One hour a day keeps stagnation away!Except if you're one of those godless popufurs who only wants to milk Zootopia's popularity to fund their MMO subscribtions.
>>80888935
Like a solid shit tho
>>80888846
Nigga, don't you know? She's on the list.
>>80888972
threads get deleted all the time, so what? I don't really see how this started out as a zootopia thread, one of the other ones actually had a person wanting to discuss it, the other (and this one) started with memes
>>80883260
yeah I agree those two girls in the theater should have kissed
>>80888905
I think I've confused the position of her shoulder. However, now it looks like the right arm is thicker, or at the very least just as thick as the other despite being in the background.
>>80888951
>>80889003
not denying that.
>>80888992
i will, i daily do.
>>80889044
>:3 face
Get out
Still the #1 movie for another weekend:
>Saturday AM Update: The Divergent Series: Allegiant took the #1 spot on Friday with an estimated $11.9 million to go along with a "B" CinemaScore. This will result in a weekend around $28-31 million weekend for the third film in the Divergent franchise, which kicked off its theatrical run with $2.35 million from Thursday night preview screenings.
>
>This will mark a significant drop from the $54.6 million and $52.2 million opening weekends for Divergent and Insurgent respectively and it will also push Allegiant to #2 for the weekend. Once again it will be Disney's Zootopia atop the box office as it took in an estimated $9.6 million on Friday and should end the weekend anywhere from $36-39 million.
Allegiant took the #1 spot for Friday because Thursday night preopening shows are technically counted as part of Friday's income and not Thursday's. It's going to fall behind Zootopia's third weekend overall.
anyone have that /int/ screenshot?
>>80889056
>>80888935
Dude just give up
>>80888999
>only one hour of drawing
>>80889115
Per day. For years.She'll wait for you.
Pick two Mammals to be the new co-protagonists for Judy and Nick.
Hard Mode : Mammals who didn't appear in Zootopia.
BUT WHAT IF
>>80888026
My autistic headcannon says the Fennec would be the first to join instead of Wisealton since he wanted to fallow in Nick's footsteps
The weasle would work best as an informant
>>80889184
>>80882564
Puffy pancake
>>80889184
>Nicki & Jude
Kinda want
>>80889004
>Felicia
>furry
pick one
>>80889142
>She'll wait for you.
And no shortcuts allowed.
>>80889148
Female lynx and a male platypus.
>>80888972
Obviously they delete the new ones. It's how they operate.
Also, there isn't enough Jason Bateman interviews.
>>80889249
Jude the dude
>>80889148
Maned Wolf and an Ibex.
>>80889078
Just check desustorage for 500 pound American woman
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 10 karamatsu tanktop.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BKvaaIp.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 10 karamatsu tanktop.jpg")
What if Nick was the kind of guy that tried to act cool in front of girls but failed miserably at it?
What if Nick wasFox Karamatsu?
>>80889148
Liger and a Donkey
>>80889184
I like fox Jason Bateman, so no thanks.
i want topet judy's dewlap
>>80889302
No way, he's a successful con man with a silver tongue, not a teenager boy.
>>80889315
You know he has a sister, right?
>>80889306
>Liger
Why do you want a big fat fatty
>>80889298
Checked and nothing
>>80889346
Kara, like the rest of his brothers, is in his 20's
>>80883513
dead inside look.
all hopes gone.
only friend is a criminal.
poor little meter maid.
fucking perfect.
>>80889184
There should be a vixen conwoman who was a former partner of Nick in the sequel.
>>80889357
Oh please no.
>>80882536
>>80887969
Interesting. When Nick gets shocked, obviously Judy will as well. They are connected via metal, afterall.
>>80889426
>There should be a vixen conwoman who was a former partner of Nick in the sequel.
...an artctic one?
>>80888558
"Jokes on you, Anon, I'm like 4 inches long."
>>80889384
Say ahh, anon
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/56515901/#q56515901
>>80889387
He still acts like a generic anime teenager. Anime stereotypes and character attributes don't have a place in Western animation.
>>80888648
Its been out a week.
It'll die down soon enough, there's even less need to go "Hey guys maybe we should shut up discussing this cartoon on /co/." every goddamn thread either.
>>80889348
But she's not Jason Bateman.
>>80889461
Yes, perfect. No romantic intent or anything, the movie doesn't need that.
did you buy your merch, anon?
>>80889384
Well why don't you check these then?
>>80889507
that Judy expression: "Kill me".
>>80882424
What if Bendis was a sloth
>>80889507
I kind of want those Disney Infinity statues of Nick and Judy. The problem is I don't have the game so buying them would kind of be pointless.
>>80889533
>>80889507
That honestly looks more like Jude than Judy
>>80889546
who the fuck buys disney infinity figures for the game?
>>80889577
I did. They're better off as just figurines.
>>80889546
I have marvel amiibos and I don't even have a wiiU
So, a family walks into a talent agency...
>>80889507
>there will never be a Vídeo Brinquedo version of Zootopia
>or one by Dingo Pictures
>unlikely The Asylum could cook something up
At least we have the chinese.
>>80889585
There always this faggot when something new comes out. Every mother fucking time. Let people post, what the fuck consequence is it to you that they do?
>>80889546
What the fuck even is Disney Infinity? I've even done some research and I can't even tell what kind of game it is.
Decent quality rip of the soundtrack on YT.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTfX9d5uKp8i6uYNOy-wUmelswxEENsK5
>>80889507
other view.
>>80889662
So you get a hub world to do some tutorials, then you get something called the Toybox, which gives you a fuckton of disney themed set pieces, landscapes, themes, characters, enemies all ranging from tons of different disney franchises.
You can make your own cities, try to recreate disney worlds or scenes. There is a fairly in depth "programming" element where you can actually try to make a mini game and make your own stories using it.
It's cute but ultimately made for kids.
why is this aloud?
>>80889662
it's a fairly bland action platformer with some elements lifted from minecraft, some from MMOs and some from all those LEGO console games. You can build and script your own levels but it feels like a soulless cash grab. Just get the figures.
>>80889662
It's a generic hack&slash with some light platforming. Really aimed at kids with how stupidly easy and simplistic it is.
>>80889662
Have you watch any YouTube videos of it? But if you must know it basically a open world-ish game where you build stuff off of Disney related materials. If you have a certain figure it would allow you to enter their world and play a story mode of sorts.
>>80889712
>going on Facebook
There's your problem.
>>80889702
>>80889605
>>80889588
i never heard about Spotify until now, then i listened to Finnick's favorite songs.
Man this little fennec is based! We need to see more of you, little buddy!
>>80889703
>>80889507
The other day I saw the official ones and they honestly didn't look much better.
The ride is over? ;_;7
>>80889626
Some people get deeply embarrassed by proxy when someone else talks about something they think shouldn't be talked about. There are various ways of coping. Some just don't read the threads, others click Hide on them, and yet others jump right in.
>>80889693
Yes, because you can always be sure those who are in this active thread are the ones making multiple others and not people who come in and don't check the catalog. It's cool. All anons are like one person, of course.
>>80882812
I've been wondering, when in the DMV did he make this face?
>>80889712
I am kind of surprised that no one has claimed Judy to be a early m-f T.Rexual yet.
>>80889760
watch the sloth trailer
>>80889736
He's mai husbando
>>80889747
the fuck am i looking at.
>>80889760
For half a second when he laughs at his own joke after telling it.
>>80889779
Box Office
