Who would win /co/, Marvel's writers/artists or DC's writers/artists?
>>80876122
willow wilson would just strap a martyr vest and walk into DC's office and win it for marvel
DC has Capullo and Mahnke.
>>80876122
Tom King would kick everyone ass in Marvel.
Do note that DC has an unfair advantage, as the picture of Morrison shows him to be a telekinetic.
Biggest question is which side does Moore go with?
>>80876214
King is too nice to do that
Morrison: Don't worry, guys, I'm going to cast a spell that'll turn their offices into plum pudding, preventing them from ever leaving the building.
DiDio: We're dying, Morrison.
Morrison: Hocus Pocus and Avada Kedavra, Sin Salabin and Alakazam.
DiDio: Greg Land just killed Johns and is raping his corpse, Morrison.
Morrison: MAGIC TAKES TIME!
>>80876259
Moore can magic up any char he writes in to real life (he did it once with Constantine) and he would gladly destroy both big 2
>>80876122
DC: buff toned mature adults and a literal ex cia officer
Marvel: short balding overweight men with token diversity hires
Gee, I dunno anon
>>80876351
OP here, I showed this picture to a non-comicfag friend and posed the question to him. He said there were too many bald men on the left so the right won by default.
>>80876397
well, bald men are gentically inferior
>>80876122
James Robinson should be on the Marvel side
also can somebody post that picture of Ta-Nehisi Coates looking really uncomfortable in a Marvel group photo
>>80876413
wrong. natural selection made them immune to lice or fleas in their adulthood
evolution at work
>>80876521
>marvel cucks actually believe this
I'm a marvelfag, but I gotta admit that the DC guys look cool as fuck. Ennis and Johns look like they're about to fucking kill someone.
>>80876557
Ennis is not in that picture
>>80876571
>>80876571
I'm dumb, I thought Snyder was Ennis for some reason.
does anyone have those pictures from the original dc vs marvel offices physical fight threads?
I remember that it started because everyone at marvel constantly talks shit about DC but dc never retaliates, so everyone kept on posting line up of the top DC guys(lee, snyder, morrison, capullo, didio etc) and they all look cool, while the Marvel lineup is the lamest thing ever with the pastiest white guys possible(bendis is the frontman, brubaker looking like a fat white supremicist, and fraction being the only decent looking dude there, even though he looks awkward), and then everyone kept on asking , if both the dc and marvel offices are in NYC, whats stopping the based dudes at dc from just going over there and just beating them up?
There was also that other pic with MCU vs DCU with the MCU side having balding whil wheaton, whil weaton with a fedora, a reddit logo, and something else, while the DC side has a bane, snyder lifting something very heavy, snyder weightlifting at the gym, a 4chan logo i think, and also something else
>>80876841
>side having balding whil wheaton, whil weaton with a fedora
Joss Whedon, anon
>>80876841
DC moved to LA because of the Marvel bullying already
Apparently Brevoort kept driving by the DC offices in Manhattan yelling slurs and randomly insulting people going in and out; so they just left.
>>80876936
wasn't it because of them wanting to be closer to warner brothers?
>>80876122
>cucks vs chads
Lol these people are deplorable
Is Larry Hama still with Marvel? He's an EOD specialist, and vietnam war vet with I don't know how many confirmed kills.
>>80877176
I think he's done work for DC more recently than he has for Marvel
>>80876841
This puts all of their latest exclusives in a whole new light.
>Tom King
>Steve Orlando
>Doc Shaner
>Jesus Merino
...well, King is an asset to the DC Squad anyway
>>80877176
>>80877233
I think he just does does GI JOE stuff at IDW
DC has Alan Moore and Geoff Johns. Moore alone is better than anything Marvel can come up with.
Plus he's a wizard.
>>80877596
moore fucking hates dc
>>80876966
No, they moved because Brevoort was shouting homophobic slurs at them in drive bys
>>80877731
Yeah, but doesnt he just hate EVERYTHING in general?
>>80877792
Alonso tried helping DC by telling Brevoort to not put labels on them, but Brevoort just wouldn't stop
Anyone have a source on that story about Quesada bad-mouthing on DiDio's mom at a con and then being scare shitless when DiDio was looking for him?
>>80877920
I'm pretty sure if Dan DiDio was looking to fuck me up I'd hide as well.
>>80877920
I would also be interested in this
Earliest I saw it on /co/ was 2012ish but no word on what con or anything then either
>>80876122
Who's the one in the bottom left of the DC side? I don't recognize him.
>>80876329
Doesn't Johns practice Krav Maga? Plus he's pretty built
>>80878351
James Robinson
I believe he is also in the Marvel picture, right in front of Waid
>>80877920
Didio used to be a muscle for an insurance agency, I'd be fucking scared if he was looking for me.
DC for sure
Mahnke could solo everyone at Marvel
>>80876122
DC has an actual warlock on there side
