Which side are you on?
Spider-man
>>80851118
TeamANTS
>>80851118
Cap's team has the high ground
always bet on sheev
>obi wan on caps side
cap is closer to an sith than tony. Sheev and obi WRONG should be on the opposite sides. Actually Sheev shouldn't be on either side he's the puppeteer playing everyone.
Why would Bane be on Stark's side?
>>80851400
League of Shadows are DC's Hydra,
>>80851350
>>obi wan on caps side
>cap is closer to an sith than tony.
Uh, manipulating the public's legitimate fears to usurp power seems pretty Sith to me. I'd say Sheev is on the right side of this one.
Iron Man = Republicans
Sacrificing freedom in the name of false security
Team Cap = Democrats (Old Demos. Not this modern regressive bullshit that has taken over)
This side supports freedom, risking security to guarantee you live a free life
Iron Man would support the Patriot Act, Cap would oppose it.
Very obvious that Team Cap is the ONLY option, if you love America.
>>80851416
Hive is DC's Hydra, league of shadows is their Hand
>>80851468
Movie Stark seems to be supporting the Accords out of guilt and a sense of necessity rather than personal belief in it.
>>80851425
oh, you're not a star wars fan. Cap is acting like a sith and Tony is being a jedi.
>>80851400
Iron Man's a manlet so Bane looks even bigger by comparison. It's an ego thing.
>>80851468
Iron Man = both Republicans and Democrats (for real, in terms of human rights abuses and war crimes Obama is just Bush 2.0)
Cap = the "honest hardworking folks" like in a Kelly strip
Which side is Batman on?
>>80851607
Team Cap.
100% Less Sluts
100% More ANTS
50% Less quips
>>80851549
Explain how.
Killing your enemies when it's not necessary? Sith. Disguising your hostile takeover bid as a reasonable defense measure? Sith. Dealing in absolutes? Sith. Besides Cap is blue and Iron Man is red. Pottery.
>>80851701
Do you have more edits fám?
>>80851756
Uh, just this.
I have no idea what they're actually fighting about
>>80851872
Burgers or Wings.
>>80851872
Tony being a typical anti-skub fascist
>>80851872
the J-list
>>80851872
Xbox or Playstation.
>>80851872
>>80851872
Calorie Queens
>>80852146
>>80852163
Nobody knows what the fuck you're referencing. Take it back to /a/
>>80851872
I'm hoping for an Inhumans subplot, since they are now a world-wide epidemic in the MCU, and even mentioned in Jessica Jones.
>>80852193
Literally all the contextual clues you need are provided in those pictures.
I don't use J-List, but you have to be fucking retarded to not understand what those banners are saying.
>>80852217
>agents of SHIT
>canon
>>80852249
I get that it's saying Tony likes one moeshit anime and Cap likes a different one. That's how I knew to say take it to /a/
>>80852217
If it's not in the films then it literally is fucking nothing.
>Hoping for Inhumans anything
I'm on team Miracleman.
>>80852252
Yes, it's canon. The whole reason the Avengers knew where the Hydra bases were at the start of Age of Ultron was thanks to Coulson.
>>80852317
Still canon, because Marvel/Disney said so.
Also, again, Daredevil was referenced in the films. This time at the END of Age of Ultron.
If Spiderman wasn't on Tony's team nobody would root for it.
>>80851118
>CIA and younglingman on one side
>Bane and Sheev on the other
How can you expect me to make this decision
>>80851118
Stark
>>80852146
>Crystal
Holy fuck Stark. Fuck off.
>Hotaru
>implying she's not best grill
>>80852249
>replying to that autist
Why?
>>80852379
Don't worry. He'll switch sides later.
>>80852372
>
>The whole reason the Avengers knew where the Hydra bases were at the start of Age of Ultron was thanks to Coulson.
If you watch AoU without watching SHIELD you can just infer they were wrecking Hydra's shit until they found the scepter or something. AoS references the movies but it only goes one way. The movies don't reference AoS.
Where were you when those articles were being linked showing that the people involved with Civil War don't even know what's going on with the show and its Inhumans and fish oil plot?
>Also, again, Daredevil was referenced in the films. This time at the END of Age of Ultron.
Wat
>>80852598
>Wat
It was the same scene where Spiderman was referenced.
>>80851475
Kobra and Basilisk are DC's Hydra.
>>80851118
>Scarlet Witch
>CIA
>owner of high ground
How can the manlet even compete.
>>80852644
That was in Ant-Man and Daredevil wasn't even referenced.
>>80851872
whether hamburgers are sandwiches
>>80852644
That was in Ant-Man. And she said
>We got guys who jump. We got guys who swing. We got guys who climb up walls.
Which one of those do you think is Daredevil?
>>80852773
They are.
>>80851118
>implying Scarjo can compete
Mr. ''lol i'm so sarcastic and witty'' was doomed from the begining.
>>80851118
>CIA and the high ground
Team CGI stands no chance.
>>80852773
In what fucked up universe is meat between two pices of bread NOT a type of sandwich?
A better question: is cereal and milk a type of soup?
>>80852774
The blind one.
>>80852828
Sharon was shown kicking Bucky though
>>80852853
It's probably when they first find Bucky and he tries to escape before joining Cap.
>>80852849
Yes.
>>80852853
She didn't say anything about a blind guy you dumb nigger
>>80852908
But I still take the blind one.
>>80851118
On the one hand I do believe people who can shoot fucking lasers out of their eyes should be registered with the government, but on the other hand stark is a dick bag. But then again he does have spiderman.
>>80851872
You see...Captain America is breaking up with Iron-man because He love his side-kick dick more.
And iron-man was so piss that he got his friends to beat up CAP.
>>80853163
You forgot to add that Cap and Iron Man barely had any kind of positive relation going on, but the moment Cap found someone who he cares about, Stark got all jealous and claimed he had a relationship out from nowhere.
>>80853239
He should be happy anyone is friends with him after the whole ultron thing.
>>80853281
At least Banner had the decency to fuck off to Asgard.
>>80853316
How did that happen?
>>80853409
He turned left in Albuquerque.
>>80853447
So is he just chilling with warriors and shit now? Mustn't be that fun for a scientist.
The only way i see cap taking iron man 1 on 1 is if if cap fights dirty.
>>80853503
Well, Asgard is science city, so I guess so.
>>80853536
Can't be that hard to beat up a tiny manlet.
>>80853536
I don't see how not taking a shower can help Cap in his fight.
>>80853796
He'll distract Tony with his unbearable stench.
>>80853722
Hes probably twice as strong as cap and 3 times as heavy in the suit. I really hope for a hulk buster scene.
>>80853796
You can't have Scarlet Witch or Agent 13 seeing Cap nude and getting bothered and hot.
>>80853796
Tony is just tall enough that Cap's sweaty balls and asshole will be at Iron Man's head level.
>>80853857
I would like to see him trying.
>>80851118
team sheev
>>80853826
> Wanda sees Steve-senpai emerging out of the shower, his glistening perfect siper soldier body like a Greek God.
> She bites her lip and tries not to imagine herself on all fours being filled fill of freedom.
>>80853826
>BLACKED Widow switched teams to avoid the distractions
>>80854096
And then she magically roofies him and has her way.
>>80851468
Last I checked gun control wasn't risking security for freedom.
>>80851872
If "The Best Around" brand is better than "The Best in Town" brand of paper towels.
>>80851747
Presumably because he's letting his attachments drive his actions. Remember how Vader came to be because he was trying to keep Padme alive at the cost of anything else. Where as the Jedi way would be to just accept that people die and have to deal with it.
In this case even thought it would arugably be better for the world if Cap just accepted that the old days were over and let Bucky die, Cap is going above and beyond to protect him.
>>80851872
Whether or not liking futa is gay.I'm sure you know which side is which.
>>80854268
There's no cost to keeping Bucky alive. They got his arm in a vise. And Cap isn't researching forbidden arts to keep Bucky alive. He's just trying to keep people from shooting him. Tony going behind everyone's back to make Ultron is more comparable to trying to learn the forbidden techniques of Darth Plagueis.
Tony Stark is Vader. He's practically a cyborg, he's unwittingly doing the bidding of a power-hungry government official by following Shee--I mean, Ross. He might as well be saying "from my point of view the Avengers are evil"
Cap is Obi-Wan. Old-fashioned, compassionate, willing to forsake his former position amd go undergroumd when the need arises. He stands up to Vader even knowing he's outmatched.
Here's where it gets tricky. Bucky isn't Luke. Bucky is also Vader. Is Spider-Man Luke? Hmm. I guess it kind of falls apart at this point.
>>80851468
Holy shit, no.
>>80854271
I thought they both agreed that it wasn't
>>80854780
No, that's at the end of the movie.
But who starts the movie saying that it isn't?
>>80854700
Holy shit, yes.
>>80851118
TeamTRUMP
>>80851560
But they're both the same height.
>>80854909
RDJ is 5'3". He should have been cast as Wolverine instead.
>>80851118
Based Sheev for the win!
>>80854933
>Quipverine
I can only imagine the horror.
>>80854933
>even Scarlet Witch is taller than him
Fuck, poor guy.
>>80851118
>government technically right; vigilantism is typically illegal so SRA offers a chance to legitimize and organize vigilantes for a greater good despite the risk of corruption/abuse
>government is functionally wrong; said vigilantism is often the only thing saving everybody's ASSES from the villain of the week or the government itself with or without SRA, and many supers already have a history of cooperating with government when requested without a law compelling it
I'm on the side of FUCK THE POLICE until they have proven they are worthy of the trust and power they demand, so I guess that makes me neutral or Team Cap by default by my understanding. The government and SHIELD's track record so far in the MCU is a fucking tragedy and it's amazing that anyone has enough faith to continue backing them instead of rioting in the streets and screaming for blood and revolution.
>>80855497
>I'm on the side of FUCK THE POLICE until they have proven they are worthy of the trust and power they demand
Tihs. The fucking government got infiltrated by Nazis not so long ago, also they'll be more likely forcing their political agendas and decreeing what's good and what's not depending on what current trend they're trying to capitalize on.
>I'm sorry, cap, but you didn't fill your monthly quota of arrested white people, I'll have to suspend you
>what the hell, cap? stop arresting black people! we're in elections! #blacklivesmatter
>so, you want us to be seen as trump followers or what, cap? leave the mexicans alone
>>8085187
Cap side thinks the dress is blue, Iron Man's thinks it is gold
>>80851118
More importantly which version of the next pokémon game will Tony and Steve pick.
>>80855690
Cap Sun, Tony Moon.
>>80854096
Considering her powers are based on emotionsI wonder what she can do when she's horny enough.
>>80851118
tony stark sharing secrets with the government totally goes against his basic character's nature.
what kind of a fucktard does this? George W Bush was president for god sakes. A literal retard. You want to give that guy control over all super heroes? What he should have done is build a space station and start his own justice league. Then he can put in charge people he trusts. Not just fucktards who were elected by other fucktards and evil corporations.
>>80856050
Stark is being driven by the guilt of creating Ultron and shit.
>>80854804
it's not gay i went to college for this
>>80856050
>A literal retard.
You'd have to be figuratively retarded to believe that.
>>80851468
>Democrats
>This side supports freedom, risking security to guarantee you live a free life
Not that republicans do, they're just as bad, but that's not what the democratic party's been about since, well, ever really. Arguably way back in the Jacksonian era, but even then, not really.
>>80855497
The FBI is encouraging Apple to get hacked by terrorists and foreign governments.
Imagine what they would do to a list of registered superheroes.
There's a reason why Social Security Numbers are numbers, not detailed informations.
>>80856403
>
>The FBI is encouraging Apple to get hacked by terrorists and foreign governments.
No they're trying to FORCE Apple to build a completely new backdoor which doesn't exist yet, in order to make it easy to for the FBI to get into anyone's iPhone, and using a single high profile case to emotionally manipulate people into going along with it.
>>80856460
Which is equivalent to Apple getting hacked by foreign governments.
>>80856403
>>80856460
>tfw fucking APPLE is sort of the face of the people's struggle to defend their rights against an ever-increasingly shitty government
What the fuck happened to this country?
>>80856584
Well I mean it's different from even just asking them to drop a security feature or take advantage of an existing exploit or something. They want to force Apple to waste time and resources writing brand new code for this backdoor.
>>80854129
>BLACKED Widow
>>80856671
Blew my fucking mind that the judge didn't immediately throw this shit out and then give a half-sarcastic lecture about not being retarded and wasting everyone's time to the FBI guys.
>there are still people who trust the government with anything
>Tony Stark is one of those people
I hope Cap punches his baby manlet dick off
>>80855840
> Shesquirts red chaos energy and becomes increasingly horny, squirting more as she cums
>>80857142
>>80855840
Her using her powers for femdom is canon though.
>>80857254
This is a commendable use for her powers and should be encouraged.
>>80857899
I agree.
Everyone would be better with some good ol' mindraping session.
>>80856780
They should just ask the Chinese people who make the phones how to get into them. I'm assuming at some point during the production process someone has to know how it works.
>>80857973
>she will never mindrape you as you idly look into her red-ish eyes.
>>80851118
Dont make me choose between Palpatine and Obi-Wan ;_;
Cap:
>cute
>pure
>ageless
>titties
>ass
Tony:
>manlet
>slut
>old and crusty
>complete asshole
Is this even a question?
>>80851118
Who's the old guy?
>>80858395
i really forgot i was on /co/ and not /tv/ for a minute
its palpatine
>>80851872
Bucky's boipussy
>>80858442
>palpatine
Is it sad I had to google that?
Never been a fan of SW.
>>80858496
nah i dont blame you i probably wouldnt know if i didnt go on /tv/ a lot.
>>80858469
id fight anyone and anything for bucky's delicious bp
>>80851118
Can Sheev do the sick spins while fighting?
>>80852163
I refuse to believe Cap has such shit taste.
>>80851118
I'm a privacy advocate. Take a guess.
>>80860342
Spiderman?
>>80858183
Even when Wanda is being scary and a bit mean, she's an adorable qt.You'd cuddle her if she was not using you as her foot slave.
Team Tony. Mutants should have to register.
Civil War is a parody of itself. It tries to be a "what if supers were real" story but ends up being a sad parody of a what if supers were real story.
>Let's just apply real world problems and solutions to a world where people can blow up moons with their cock and hack any computer from any distance with their mind!
>>80862131
>You will never cuddle Wanda OR be her foot slave
JDIMSA
Iron Man = Donald Trump
Captain America = Bernie Sanders
>>80862652
Cuddle at most.
>>80862660
Iron Man's more like Hillary and Cap is too good to be compared to any current candidate
>>80862660
But Iron Man is wrong, and Trump is right. They're nothing alike.
>>80864566
>Iron Man
>wrong
Smh Tbh Pham
>>80864005
What is this.
Yo
>>80864566
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE MARVEL GREAT AGAIN
MAYBE GREATER THAN EVER
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE ALL THESE WRITERS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND SEND THEM BACK TO MEXICO
Team Spider-Man.He's probably gonna switch from Iron Man to Captain America so Team Cap.
Cap has the powerful ability to always be right about everything (assuming Cyclops isn't involved or doesn't disagree) so I'll be on his side.
Besides,ANTS
>>80865069
Nice meme
>>80851560For him
Why is CIA on Cap's team?
>>80851118
Two questions:
Does Team Cap have the high ground?
Does Team Sheev have UNLIMITED POWER?
>>80852828
why is witchfu so cute bros.
>>80867141
Luck, seeing her siblings.
>>80864005
HNNNGGGGGG
>>80851118
Screw this, I'm with DOOM.
>>80851118
The person who made this picture is retarded.
The two government agents are on the anti-government side and the 2 anti-government agents are on the pro-government side.
>>80867730
It's doesn't have to do with goverment inherently.
A government might be good, like the Jedi council, or a government might be evil, like the Jewnited States of America.
It makes sense that Obi wan a good guy would be with Cap, and Tony a Jew would be with Palpatine a fellow Jew.
It's quite simple really.
>>80854220
Last time I checked it didn't help security or freedom for the average citizen
>>80855690
I know I'm going to regret this, but:
>Sun & Moon
>no Celestia & Luna
>>80855708
what the fuck? Iron Man has a red and yellow color palette and Cap has a blue and white palette. Tony is clearly sun and Steve is moon
>>80867030
Because Cap gets to bring friends.
>>80851350
Didn't Tony manipulated young Peter Parker into joining him and opose rest of super heroes with powers?
>>80868169
Isn't it pretty much a rule that MLP-anything can't be posted outside of its own designated board?
>>80851118
Not team manlet, that's for sure.
>>80852163
>Cap supports the girl-next door, home run coffee shop and the childhood friend cliche
>Tony supports the big business eating up the small business, the new slut on the block, and a dismantling of wholesome family traditions
Seems about right, actually.
>>80867224
>no tiara
>no cape
No good
>>80862660
>Cap
>Anything like Sanders
He fought against Socialists, remember?
>>80870770
This to be quite honest with you my families.
>>80870770
I like how elegant she looks like this.
>>80852849
Is pizza a sandwich? Are hotdogs sandwiches?
>>80852773
They are but they can understandably be on different parts of the same menu. Jean's are pants, but they are separated
>>80851756
>>80871100
Yes, hot dogs are sandwiches.
If you think Cap is a good guy then you must also think Anakin is a good guy. Literally the same concept
>>80871931
>Anakin
>Fascist who seeks to dismantle old, corrupt, and ineffective republic and create a secure, highly militarized dictatorship
>Cap
>Wants to preserve old system of independence for superheroes, and resists Stark's idea of registering and incorporating superheroes into some sort of governmental pseudo-military force
I'm not sure I follow your logic
>>80870770
> The long coat gives her a little cape.
> The corset is sexy as fuck and is a nod to Perez.
> Corset and Tight pants are hotter than leotard and tights.
>>80872492
He's right, you know.
>>80852773
>>80872492
Leggings would be better Tbh.
>>80855690
>Moon
>Gundam X
Sorry Solaire, but nothing can outdo my favourite Gundam of my childhood's prototype
>>80851468
>"Democrats are for freedom"
>This is what Bernie-Bots actually believe
>>80851118
Team Cap because I'd fuck more people from that team.
>>80874102
Who apart from Wanda?
>>80874264
Cap, ANTS and Bucky if he keeps the mask on.
>>80874320
I'll just think you are grill.
>>80874343
If that makes you feel better, sure.
>>80874368
It does.
Cap also has:
Professor FJ Lewis
Cheetara
Ulysses from Ulysses 31
