I feel like extra cheese and pepperoni are the only /co/ approved pizza toppings. Am I correct?
>>80817550
I like Hawaiian and/or BBQ chicken.
>>80817550
ultimate bait.
remember, Garfield even used pizza toppings to get the Buddy Bears to stop agreeing on everything. NOBODY can agree on pizza toppings, man.
Premise: the next-to-last supper, Jesus springs for pizza, you know what he's going to get from his 12 disciples, who I might remind you are jewish? 13 different toppings suggestions, minimum.
>>80817550
Black olive, extra cheese, and meatball/sausage is the shit.
>>80817550
>get pepperoni pizza
>pepperoni is overcooked and crispy
>mfw
Smoked salmon and cream cheese all day, every day.
>>80817550
I'm allergic to Tomatoes...
>>80817928
Toppings? Nigga we have to agree on the sauce before we even get to toppingsgarlic parmesan sauce
>>80817928
Actually I'm pretty sure kosher law forbids a mixing of dairy and meat, (and even if we ignore that, it forbids pork) which means that a heck of a lot of the worthwhile toppings are out already.
Pesto sauce and feta cheese. You could have literal shit as the protein and it'd still be delicious.
>>80818783
Marinara, you heathen.
>>80819241
Go back to little Caesar's and drown in "red sauce" you tasteless, north American pavement ape.
>>80818783
fucking love bbq sauce, and i love that all the major pizza places now offer it.
>no mention of the god tier marshmallow and pepperoni
fucking plebs everywhere
>>80817550
i like anchovies with a combo
>>80819428
>>80818866
yeah that had crossed my mind. most pizza meats are pork.
however the really bad rabbinic misunderstanding of the 'don't boil a goat in its mothers' milk' commandment probably wasn't in place yet. that strikes me as a very post-roman-occupation legalism interpretation, and definitely not torah canon.
though the rabbi in charge of inventing it still knew what he was doing, as it was clearly written to encourage people to fucking wash their dishes (you can eat meat and dairy on the same dishes as long as you immerse them in boiling water in between). of course it didnt work and people just kept using two sets, and not washing them. whattayagonnado.
in any case in this fictionalized meeting of ancient cuisines for joke purposes, the protopizza roman flat bread dish wouldnt have had tomatoes, PROBABLY wouldnt have had any cheese, and would have offered a wide variety of weird toppings served on a bed of olive oil and garlic by default, including kosher ones. which they still probably wouldn't have eaten because are you gonna trust a roman to give you clean goat meat?
also apparently people ate on their stomachs in those days, on the floor. fucking nuts. that's the dumbest way i can imagine to eat.
>>80819428
oh yeah woody fibers on my pizza, just what i want
maybe if they were steamed soft first. -maybe-
>>80819429
god damn the way they drew cheese in that cartoon. it was so fucking gooey and thick you never saw any tomato sauce, not a hint of red. just a mass of drippy white. maybe they preferred cream sauce..
it's funny though because if you pay attention, the vast majority of cartoon/bookillustration pizzas skip the cheese entirely and color them dark orange-red across the whole thing
>>80817550
what about cum
>>80819595
The protein of champions
>>80819566
I still believe that the show was originally just a massive marketing scheme funded by pizza hut for kids to bug their parents to buy them pizza.
Having a rough day young anon?
>>80820202
I don't even want to hear anybody try to say these greasy ass pieces of shit weren't delicious
>>80817550
Anchovies and extra cheese.
>>80820202
PIZZA BELONGS IN A RECTANGLE
>>80820911
>tfw folding them in half and dipping them in a mayonnaise/ketchup mix
>>80820202
>>80817550
I would allow peppers but that's it.
>>80817550
meatballs, pepperoni, ham, tomato, italian herbs and spices, extra cheese, and greek yogurt
now that shit's fine dining
>>80821017
I think you need to seriously consider killing yourself friend
>>80820202
Do they still give kids this? I'm sure its terrible for you, but I feel like nobody should be deprived
>>80819429
>James and fold tried this
>Turned out pretty good
Do you have a Pieology nearby? Would highly recommend for super custom pizza
>>80820202
>tfw the cooking class made most of the school lunches
>deep dish pizza
>it always three inches of horrifically undercooked dough with sauce and cheese thrown on it
Fuck that. The rest of the school actually rebelled against that abomination. And by rebel I mean they splattered it against every surface and hid it EVERYWHERE(including sticking it under the principal's desk) imaginable every friday when it was served. Some kid even got arrested for assaulting a teacher with it.
>>80821291
>Some kid even got arrested for assaulting a teacher with it
Thats the kinda shit that gets spread around schools
where some kids like my friends brother knows a kid who got arrested because he hit a teacher with pizza
>>80818349
thats bagel toppings anon, not pizza
>>80821291
Why is it so hard for people to comprehend that you make deep dish pizza like an actual pie?
I eat the fuck out of these
>>80821607
>pineapples on pizza
go back to Hawaii you freak
this is why nobody likes you
>>80821607
It'd be perfect without the pineapples
>>80821505
A pizza is just a bagel without a hole.
>>80821732
I would love to know why people just hate pineapple on pizza.
Depending on how you make it, it can complement the sauce, cheese and dough really well.
>>80821874
Because Pineapples are trash and only trash eat them on pizza
>>80821874
its a sweet fruit, most people assume sweet stuff on pizza, especially a watery fruit would ruin the taste.
Honestly it doesn't. Let the people who hate pineappple hate man. They are missing the fuck out.
>>80821967
yeah, pineapples are one of the best fruits for cooking. they can stand up to heat and caramelize nicely
>>80821607
not spicy enough
>>80821874
most people get their bread extra crispy, when pineapple really shines in a soft base
If you want pineapple then order your own fucking pizza. If you're the guy that suggests pineapple when a group is trying to order I hope you die slowly.
>>80817928
Ultimate bait?
That'd be the extra anchovies.
>>80822179
nigga, I'm fat. I always have my own pizza
>>80822179
> the guy that suggests pineapple
every god damn time some dick head does this
why? why try and ruin perfectly good pizza like that ?
>>80819623
>that zero rebuttal
your webm makes me hard.
>>80822179
>have a group
>only order one pizza
what the fuck? everyone gets one pizza each, leftovers can be traded or stuck in the fridge for breakfast
>>80817928
>NOBODY can agree on pizza toppings
is this an american thing? I don't think I've ever in my life argued with people over what pizza to get
>do you want meatlovers, supreme, or some fancy shit?
>just get meatlovers
>>80822375
>everyone gets one pizza each
well Mr.rockefeller maybe not everyone can afford to buy one pizza each
maybe some of us have to pool our money together and buy just a few pizzas for everyone
>>80822479
>not everyone has $10 bucks to throw in
how poor are you?
>>80822479
>maybe some of us have to pool our money together and buy just a few pizzas for everyone
THEN I GUESS YOU GET YOURS EXTRA SAUCE, NO CHEESE, PEPPERONI AND ROASTED RED PEPPERS, SO THAT IT'S NICE AND RED LIKE YOU, COMMI SCUM!
>>80822464
>not just going to Little Caesar's and grabbing a couple of cheese and pepperonis
>>80822611
>going to pizza
if you're not getting delivery you may as well just bake it yourself for a fraction of the cost
>>80822551
>how poor are you?
>>80822687
>implying I wasn't already out doing other things and a pizza stop is in no way inconvenient
>also, tipping
>>80822687
>fraction of the cost
>Little Caesar's
Nigga, what?
>>80822551
sometimes it's the day before payday and you and your buds want to get a pizza
>>80819241
>>80822756
>pizza place 5 minutes away
>11 bucks for extra large take and bake
life is good
>>80821967
I hate pineapple on pizza because I've tried it many times, shit just has not grown me at all.
>>80822776
>Little Caesar's
Might as well eat cardboard, it's cheaper even.
>>80822687
This is what my roommate and I do pretty much every weekend, make pizza and get drunk. More fun to make your own pizzas, too, like we've made curry, breakfast, taco, buffalo, some clone of Taco Bell's quesadilla chicken, and more. It's pretty damn cheap, too.
>>80817550
Beef and bacon are also acceptable.
>>80823224
I have a super bad habit of getting drunk with mates then throwing absolutely anything I can find on as pizza topping
>chip dip, cheese, chilli sauce, mayo, cheese, leftover pasta, cheese, chopped up chicken schnitzel and cheese
Bacon and Onion are my personal preferences
Whenever I try a pizza place I've never been to before I get just plain cheese. I feel if they can't even get something that simple right the pizza's going to be bad no matter how many toppings they put on it. I thought that eventually I'd get sick of just plain cheese but now it's my favorite, go figure I guess. I haven't found a topping I don't like yet though.
>>80817550
Nah, bacon, peppers, onions, mushrooms, pepperoni and cheese are THE best pizza toppings ever.
>>80821017
>for some reason the schools always served corn with pizza
>saw people fold them up like a taco and then put all of their corn in there
>not getting the black manta's revenge
>>80823555
you dumb fucking fucks you use white sauce on a seafood pizza
>>80822375
>everyone gets one pizza each
How fat are you and your friends? Even with my group of three friends a large pizza usually has some slices left over once we're all full.
>>80823585
Make me.
>>80823682
>>80823409
I used to have a pizza club. we would go around and eat pizza
people always wanted to join the pizza club but it was very exclusive. So if you applied we would take you somewhere to have pizza and observe you to see if you have what it takes.
this one guy will was so excited to finally get his chance to join the pizza club. He gets his slice and the first thing he does is start sprinkling red pepper flakes on it. He immediately failed his application for doing that.
>>80823555
>tails still on
I can never get past that texture
>>80821874
Most people haven't tried it enough to get a taste for it. It really doesn't seem like something sweet would be good on pizza. I've come to really enjoy it, but I only get it every once in a while. It gets old quick if I get it too much.
Power pizza is pepperoni, sauasage, green pepper, onion, mushroom, and black olive. But only if you're getting it from some place that has good toppings.
>>80823842
not a fan of sausage on pizza, it's too filling
>>80817550
These are the toppings of a degenerate
>Pinapples
>Mushrooms
>Olives
>Any pepper other than jalapeno
These do not belong on a Pizza, if you a person who suggests these, you are the problem.
>>80823555
Red Lobster's lobster pizza is great. I really wanted to make a pizza like this at the pizza place I worked and we were ready to do it, but for some reason something went amiss and we made steak instead.
We did make a kick-ass dessert pizza though. chocolate and caramel sauce, cinnamon apple paste, pecans, and chopped up blocks of caramel put on at the end so they'd melt without burning.
>>80823868
Fair enough. The place I get it from has really good sausage though so it's hard to resist. I wouldn't get sausage from Pizza Hut or something like that.
https://youtu.be/u5AZhjhbxf8
>>80823893
Black olives are great and mushrooms are a true patrician topping.
>>80823963
Black olives, give me a good reason. Mushrooms, you go the fuck to hell. There's no goddamn way eating fungus that's purpose is to destroy greenary to live is supposed to edible.
>>80823963
I like raw mushrooms but cooked mushrooms are too oily and gross
>>80824000
>>80824022
god damned heretics
>>80817550
>>80824217
reported for gore
>>80819940
you werent around before the ninja turtles were you? pizza and especially pizza delivery was already a HUGE thing. the cartoon just leapt onto that.
>>80817550
Can't have pizza if it doesn't have pineapple on it.
>>80820202
criminy those things were good. they had like, nothing to do with pizza, but they were great. good-tasting little pepperoni cubes.. weird but good dough, hard to say what it was similar to.
>>80821291
sounds like you went to a really shitty school
>>80821451
>secret pool. secret elevator
>>80826233
pizza delivery was a godsend to every household where all parents worked
>>80819623
fucking based poland.
>>80817550
>extra cheese
I don't mind it
>pepperoni
Yes
As for other approved toppings
>fries
>beef
>sausage
>fettuccini
>chicken
>>80822266
tenouttaten
>>80821103
By the time I was in high school, that kind of pizza had disappeared and the school had started charging $5 for a slice of domino's
>>80817550
chicken nigga, parmigiana chicken
>>80826290
yep. kinda ruins it but it was just another symptom of the crumbling nuclear family which now lays before us in ruins
>>80824022
raw mushrooms are tasteless at best and blackwaterygross at worst. most pizza mushrooms are rubbery and awful. what you need is lightly-sauteed mushrooms so you maximize the umami quality. ideally you pack the shrooms in parmesan to soak up excess moisture (which turns the parm into a kind of delicious ricotta)
it's the same but reverse for seafood, you don't fucking bake seafood in an oven. that exascerbates the bad flavors and dries out the sensitive meat. lightly steamed only.
>>80826403
umami isn't real
>>80824000
the olives you get in cans are an insult to a millennia-old tradition. but real proper aged olives are a treat, vital to any italian food.
>>80823913
good italian sausage is rare as shit. strangely enough i only see good sausage on frozen pizzas (green mill or culinary circle). delivery has just crud.
>>80826338
same. pretty sure that's just how school works.
>>80826315
>chicken
I mean I never really hate it or turn it down, it just always tastes really bland and out of place on a pizza for some reason.
>>80826403
Honestly it's just because they use shit-tier button mushrooms. Literally any mushroom tastes better.
>>80826423
the msg flavor. whatever you wanna call it, asshole. mushrooms and dried aged cheeses are fucking full of it. as are fermented things. you can't tell me glutamic acid isn't a real molecule.
maybe you're thinking of how 'chinese restaurant syndrome' isnt real
>>80826451
buttons have their place, but that aint it
>>80826449
unadorned chicken is anathema to pizza. no flavor, it adds nothing. you have to grill it up rrl nice, or bread and fry it, or cook it in some nice olive oil with a heavy amount of garlic and onion and spices
>>80826449
chicken is great for absorbing flavor so you gotta put sauce over it as well as under it
>>80826403
>you don't bake seafood
Fuck you, baking is the second best way to prepare seafood after frying.
Who /meatlovers/ here?
>>80826611
add pineapple and it's perfect
>>80826657
>they're not even baiting the hooks
>>80826681
I'm being serious anon, pizza isn't complete without pineapple. It's the best thing to happen to pizza since they added cheese to it.
>>80826403
>not liking mushrooms
>>80826611
>>80826423
>he probably thinks MSG gives him headaches, too
Black olives and pineapples are usually my toppings. Together they are strangely good.
>>80826611
that's dominoes pizza, isn't it?
>>80826786
Pretty much
>>80826708
>Pizza isn't complete without pineapple
I'm being completely serious here, why? I don't understand the concept of adding such a sweet fruit to something that's not generally sweet. Its like adding bacon to ice cream so it doesn't compute. I can understand veggies, but fruit? Something that turns into this weird demension in between goo and solid when its cooked on a pizza?
>>80826786
That's actually Pizza hut. You can tell from the crust.
>>80826834
pineapple is tart, not sweet. It goes very well with with red sauces, many of the meats you'd want on a pizza, and the mellowness of the cheese.
Most of my favorite pizzas are just variants of cheese, like Baked Ziti, or Lasanga.
Except for one which is perhaps the best pizza I've ever had, it was like, cheese fries, chicken, and what might've been ranch dressing all on one pizza with a perfect crust.
It was heavenly.
>>80821967
I once got this stir-fry from a local vaguely-vegan place that was fucking perfect except they threw pineapples in
they just felt so alien compared to everything else in the dish.
The real secret to quality pizza is the crust.
Fight me, faggots.
>>80823774
that sounds idiotic
>>80826423
ur mami isn't real
>>80823774
>>80828511
>thinking this is real
>>80828530
Go to bed Jaden Smith
>Pineapple
>>80828529
well you're not wrong
>>80817550
I'm partial to pineapple and bacon. Hits the spot.
>>80817550
Bacon
Chicken
Buffalo chicken
Jalapenos
Green olives
Banana peppers
The list goes on but I'm too lazy to continue.Pineapple never
>>80827438
Why would I want to fight you? You're absolutely right.
>>80817550
>pepperoni
>extra cheese
>garlic
>basil
>light on the sauce
First time I had this combo I was with a friend and incredibly high, he ordered this and it was fucking fantastic.
>>80826896
Pineapple is sweet, and it does not belong on pizza. It throws off every single flavor with which it comes into contact.
Your tongue needs requires recalibration.
>>80817550
I just go with supreme.
>>80829993
Are you a supreme gentleman?
>>80826611
Add cheese stuffed crust and you have perfection
>>80819512
>eating on their stomachs while lounging
that fucking furniture joke in The Passion was the dumbest thing in that whole movie, even dumber than Voldemort-Lucifer
>>80823022
gonna get an XL gourmet veggie take-and-bake tomorrow when I go visit my buddy to watch some Daredevil season 2
a lot of people knock vegetarian pizza but the topping variety is SO much better, plus you don't feel sick from eating so much salty cured meat
>>80828511
if you aren't all about pizza clubs you shouldn't be on /co/
>>80820202
WHY DID THE SAUCE ALWAYS HAVE A SLIGHT ORANGE TASTE?
WHY ORANGES? WHY EVERY TIME?
IT HAUNTS ME.
>>80820202
>>80828576
naw man it's not him, he didn't capitalize the first letter of every word
>>80822464
definitely at LEAST american, like 50 toppings.
>i want sausage and pepperoni and let's put on some olives
>i hate olives
> (third guy) and I don't like pepperoni
>what's wrong with you, pepperoni is awesome
>I've had it to much, what about bacon, sausage and chicken
>i don't like to mix bacon and chicken
>there's no vegetables on that
>pizza need's no vegetables!
>what about the tomato sauce?
the ride never ends.
>>80832253
Do you really want to know?it's called cross-contamination
>>80832353
Getting pizza outside of New York is bullshit because like 80% of the time you can't get individual slices which solves that problem
>>80829816
>literally the only post mentioning basil
fucking THIS. add basil leaves to almost any take-and-bake or similar for a truly magnificent experience.
>>80832363
Surely that would smell - but in no way actually taste like orange.
>>80832385
this is true. it can not be done. i've only heard of the mythical individual slice in six flags, video games and new york.
>>80832363
Wouldn't that just make the sauce taste slightly like cleaner? It was just the sauce too. I used to think that they were mixing orange juice into it to fortify it with vitamin C or something, but that seems kind of odd given the vitamin C content of tomatoes.
Did they add sugar to it or something? Seriously, it fucking weirds me out how there was consistently this slight orange taste.
>>80832443
in my part of California we have a couple places that serve by the slice
it is a small mercy but an appreciated one
extra cheese, pepperoni, and sausage are my ideal toppings.
and it's gotta be on a thick crust
i can not be the ONLY one that hates cheese filled crust and those little sticks of cheese. Horrible. Also, say what you will about pineapple, why put a watery fruit on pizza? Its always juicy, in a bad way.
>>80821533
I can't fathom why so many places tout a two-inch crust as "deep dish"
one time in San Fran some friends and I were working as performers in a mall and we all went to the food court for lunch
everyone else got salads and sushi and shit, but I got a single slice of true deep-dish combination pizza
everyone else was feeling pretty stupid when I paid the same amount of money for a single slice that was big enough to act as lunch AND dinner
>>80832538
listen, the pain of deep-dish is long and well made into pizza places. it can't be fixed. usually its just better to get a larger size than pay extra for deep dish.
>>80832603
for shame
we need to campaign to make america TRULY great again
execute anyone who makes deep dish incorrectly
Speaking of pizza, who else was surprised to find out that digorno's pizza is really good?
>>80822551
I will never pay more than 7 bucks for a pizza.
>>80817550
>Not honey glazed carrot or pickeled eggs
Shit taste desu.
>>80832643
i hate you. so much. i live up near seattle where pizza at a resturant is 12 bucks for a small. little ceasar's, after tax is like 6-7 without breadsticks, or a bunch of toppings.
curse this state.
I usually want my pizza with meat and some kinda sauce. But my go to is probably chicken, curry powder, currysauce and feta. I might even put ketchup on the pizza. Yes, I am a monster.
>>80817550
I'm lactose IntolerantI like extra cheese with pepperoni, sausage with mushroom
>>80832628
if america wants to be great again it needs to make deep dish illegal. it truly is the worst of the memes. Tourist trash food
there's a reason nobody outside of chicago eat the stuff, and the only people inside of chicago who eat it are visiting. Meanwhile everyone who lives there is eating italian beef sandwiches
>>80832826
>Intolerant
I'm just straight up allergic to milk. Whole cow actually, whatever's in the milk that kills me is in the meat.
Have a microwave, for no reason.
>>80832882
>not eating both
>>80817550
The best pizza topping is and always will be raw motherfucking garlic.
Get over hereand stop contributing to livestock induced climate change.
>>80817550
I'm a fan of pepperoni, pineapple, and barbecue chicken. Sausage isn't bad, and I assume meatball would be great. My roommate got me to try steak pizza since he was praising it as the next coming of jesus, but it was only alright
>>80834243
have you tasted livestock?
>>80823618
>Three people
>One large fills you up
Nigga how? I normally go for 2 at least. But if it's just me and my roommate, we'll get through a good amount of one pizza and finish the last few slices as we get more drunk
