Habits thread go!
I want toscrubthe possum
So is Lauren dead or what? It's been almost three months without any word.
Well, whatever. Posting what I have.
>>80815847
>>80815859
>tfw no new comics since December
>>80815911
The most I can figure is that the last comic was a kind of "That's it, she's never going to change, so why see her any more" kind of comic.
The ending seems like the last shot of a really shitty indie feels movie.
I'd, y'know, just hang out with Clem and shoot the shit. Seems nice.
First Habits thread in a while, probably because of the lack of content
>>80815987
That sounds pretty good. Honestly could never see myself being Clem's friend, or at least one I'd see frequently, she'd piss me off really quickly.
>>80815859
She's been posting on her twitter apparently
>>80816162
I meant "no word as to why there's been a hiatus"
It's not even that she's hurt her hand again, because she posted a comic during this break.
Is there a collection of these coming out ever? I always like what I see and would like to read it I just can't into webcomics much, thanks in advanced
Quick /co/, how trashy are you? Have you ever:
>smoked tobacco
>smoked weed
>gotten shitfaced drunk
>done any of the above in public
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
>puked in public?
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
>had sex in a public bathroom?
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
>done any hard drugs?
>got into a fist fight for fun?
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
>slept outside in public?
Anything else is just bonus points.
>>80816240
Nada. There's two kinds of physical versions out there: A zine that has "Clementine Gets a Job" and there's "Sleepwalking" which is just two comics. (Which I'll post eventually, it's long.)
>>80816427
>>80816326
>>smoked tobacco
Yes
>>smoked weed
Yes
>>gotten shitfaced drunk
Yes
>>done any of the above in public
Yes
>>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Yes
>>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Yes
>>puked in public?
Yes
>>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Yes
>>had sex in a public bathroom?
It was a blowjob if that counts
>>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
Yes
>>done any hard drugs?
Yes
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
Only actual fistfights I've been in were self defense. The ones I've done for fun were with friends and we were wearing boxing gloves
>>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
Yes
>>slept outside in public?
Yes
>>80816326
>>smoked tobacco
Yes
>>smoked weed
yes
>>gotten shitfaced drunk
yes
>>done any of the above in public
all three
>>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
yes
>>gotten so drunk you've puked?
yes
>>puked in public?
yes
>>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
yes
>>had sex in a public bathroom?
Not yet.
>>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
yes
>>done any hard drugs?
Whole lot of meth, pills, and some heroin use.
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
no
>>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
yes
>>slept outside in public?
yes
I am trash.
>>80816326
No to all unless jerking off in a public bathroom counts.
>>80816546
>No to all unless jerking off in a public bathroom counts.
No, that makes you a creep not trash.
>>80817024
>>80816326
>puked in public
>not showered for 3 or more days
>had sex in public
i dunno about that one but i gave a handy to a trans girl behind the bleachers in senior year
>>80816326
I'm currently high on benadryl, how trashy does that make me?
>>80817274
>girl
That was a man nigga you gay
>>80816326
Yes to all. This list isn't all that, dude. A fairer test would be a single moment of maximum trash behavior.
>once got a staph infection from falling face-first onto a subway rail after pissing on the tracks
>>80816326
Only vomited in public once. Got a shit load of pool water in me and it came right back out.
>>80817274
>trannies allowed to be insane in high school.
Why is this allowed?
>>80816326
>mfw that list is laughable and the habits crew really aren't even that degenerate or impoverished
Fucking normies I tell you what.
post the trash picture
>>80818006
Would it really matter if someone explained it to you, or is this just rhetorical.
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
once, to try
>smoked weed
once, to try
>done any of the above in public
yes
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
try 3 months
it's funny, at some point you stop smelling bad, and not because yoy get used to your smell.
It's like you form a shell of crust around your body, and it feels actually comfy aand smooth. And your hair stop being greasy after a couple of weeks.
>>80820487
You're disgusting.
>>80816326
yes on all counts, and I'm pretty sure the majority of human beings in their twenties have too
>>80816326
>>80816326
>>smoked tobacco
Yes
>>smoked weed
No. Winners don't do drugs and shiet.
>>gotten shitfaced drunk
It was a weekly life style for me until I start to work.
>>done any of the above in public
But of course
>>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Certain rock/metal pubs, yes. Though they also did coke
>>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Who the fuck hasn't?
>>puked in public?
Well, if you don't count your drink buddies as "public" then no.
>>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Who the fuck hasn't? Though I do like to shower daily?
>>had sex in a public bathroom?
No, though I did do it in a closed church
>>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
What man hasn't?
>>done any hard drugs?
WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
Many more times that I like to count, but mostly with friends
>>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
Depends whether you count your drink buddies as "people"
>>slept outside in public?
Probably, wouldn't remember though
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
no
>smoked weed
yes
>gotten shitfaced drunk
yes
>done any of the above in public
yes
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
yes
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
yes
>puked in public?
yes
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
no, showers are the best
>had sex in a public bathroom?
nno
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
yes. well, in alleys?
>done any hard drugs?
psychedelics
>got into a fist fight for fun?
yes
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
hmm... I... don't think so
>slept outside in public?
yes. this is a great story. see, I'm from Tucson, which floods once a year with Monsoons. the whole rest of the year the river that runs through town is just an empty dry desert wash. So once me and a friend (both girls, in highschool), stayed up til 2am when the bars close. Then we hung out and talked to the shitfaced people coming out of the bar. These two guys with southern accents were climbing a tree, and long story short, we convinced them to come with us... okay, we basically kidnapped them, dropped by my friend's house to grab gear, and then camped out in the river wash all night. We slept together all snuggled up in sleeping bags on the sand, and I jerked off one of the guys. He was drunk and I was sober and if the roles were reversed it would've been called rape. Anyway, his dick was hands down the biggest dick I have ever touched in my life.
>>80821235
>WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS
You're no pal of mine, buddy.
>>80822446
>>80816326
>>smoked tobacco
Yes
>>smoked weed
Regularly
>>gotten shitfaced drunk
Regularly
>>done any of the above in public
Regularly
>>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Yes
>>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Yes
>>puked in public?
Often
>>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Yes
>>had sex in a public bathroom?
No
>>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
Regularly
>>done any hard drugs?
Regularly
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
kind of, I like fighting and will think it's fun to fight but I never start my own fights
>>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
Yes
>>slept outside in public?
Yes
Im fat and a drunk so I get no play otherwise I would have ahd perfect'd this list
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>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
>smoked weed
>gotten shitfaced drunk
>done any of the above in public
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
probably yeah
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
yes
>puked in public?
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
yes
>had sex in a public bathroom?
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
>done any hard drugs?
>got into a fist fight for fun?
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
yes
>slept outside in public?
----
im a punk pleb
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
That stuff will kill ya *says the fat ass as he pops open the 8th can of soda.*
>smoked weed
Was a total puss until I gave in at 24. Was the best decision of my loser life.
>gotten shitfaced drunk
I got shitfaced, and decided the best decision at 3 AM was to take a a5 hour walk home to sleep in my own bed.
>done any of the above in public
In public? Just being drunk and stumbling around trying to sing Real Folk Blues in Japanese. Which I didn't unless you consider reaaaaafoooocuk booos japanese.
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Nah. Those places were filled with wanana be gang bangers and heroin fiends.
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Nope. Worst nightmare is to puke at all honestly.
>puked in public?
Maybe when I was an infant.
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
I shower around that time or within two days. Longest I went without a shower was 3 weeks when I was thirteen and angsty.
>had sex in a public bathroom?
Sex, no. Wank, yes and in a Las Vegas truck stop bathroom to help alleviate pain of a stomach ache.
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
I pissed on fences of people who were wide awake and saw me.
>done any hard drugs?
Nope
>got into a fist fight for fun?
Nope. Too soft
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
"What the fuck do you mean you haven't seen Ice Age 4? Its the fucking worst thing I eva seen you should see it. that black chick who married chapelle hate sbeing called a faggot.'
>slept outside in public?
Tried but couldn't.
>>80817519
>>80818601
There really is no way to quantify trashiness. You gotta prove yourself.
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
Only when I drink.
>smoked weed
I have a bong on my coffee table.
>gotten shitfaced drunk
A few times, but not often.
>done any of the above in public
Smoked a bit of week outside a bar once.
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Not really, no
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
The night I turned 21.
>puked in public?
no
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Yes, but I didn't have to work so...
>had sex in a public bathroom?
No... but I wouldn't mind. If it was clean enough/I was drunk enough/she was good looking enough.
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
No, but I do enjoy pissing outside.
>done any hard drugs?
No
>got into a fist fight for fun?
No, but I have a standing offer to with any of my friends
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
Funnily enough, me doing this is how my best friend met his wife.
>slept outside in public?
I got kicked out of a building on campus once because I was napping on a couch and security thought I was homeless.
And I've also had a snooze between classes on outdoor benches.
>>80816326
>cigs
Yep, there's a half empty pack on my coffee table right now but I've cut down how much I smoke.
>weed
Not in a while
>shitface drunk
Yep
>public
All of the above.
>alleys, bridges, etc.
Nope
>puked
Yep, at least 3 times that I remember.
>public puke
Yep, that was the first time.
>No showering
Yeah but I don't do enough manual work to sweat often but I do bathe every couple of days.
>bathroom sex, public
Nope
>pissed in public
Yep
>hard drugs
nope
>fun fist fight
Nope
>drunken rambling
Nope, I dont really ramble when drunk
>slept outside
Only if camping counts
>BONUS
Had a tranny smoke meth while sucking me off, she blew smoke on my dick and joked that she was "baptizing" it.
>>80823054
>fucking a tranny
Did nobody ever tell you to never stick your dick in crazy?
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
Nope, hate smoking
>smoked weed
See above
>gotten shitfaced drunk
Yes
>done any of the above in public
Yes
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Yes
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Yes
>puked in public?
Nope
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Yes
>had sex in a public bathroom?
Nah.
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
Yes
>done any hard drugs?
Nope
>got into a fist fight for fun?
Kinda
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
Yes
>slept outside in public?
Nope
>>80823111
Dude I've stuck my dick in trannies and gays, as long as they aren't hideous I'll blow my load in them.
>>80823227
I'm a fag myself but all trannies are completely batshit, no exceptions.
>>80823262
Well if you read my list I clearly don't make the best life choices.
>>80823307
Neither do I.
>>80816465
Meth fueled marathons of buttfucking are pretty fun.
>>80823358
Well that was my one experience fucking with meth but I have to agree it was some fine buttfucking
>>80821235
>>80822391
>>80822646
>>80822657
>>80822955
>>80823054
>>80823186
>no hard drugs
Why even bother answering? You're clearly not that huge of a failure at life if you're not in a position to be doing actual drugs.
>>80816427
I always thought this one was in reference to the Starlight Drive-In closing down, but I just checked and it's still open
I hope they don't do multiple human GLs. I can only imagine the intro of Gardner being a shitty "I don't need a partner", cliche. Fuck that.
>>80823680
Some people aren't complete fuckups anon.
I'm content growing mushrooms and smoking pot all I'd like.
Heroin, coke etc. is just giving up on life.
Plus, what the fuck do you mean "not in the position to be doing hard drugs"? If you can get pot, 90% of the time you'll be able to source out harder drugs.
Shit my best friend's a dealer and one of his old buddies he used to buy bulk from is a cokehead.
>>80816240
>yes to the first two usually together
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes many times now
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
Also once masturbated a female dog to orgasm because she was in heat and kept rubbing up against my leg
>>80816326
I did nothing of those things except getting really drunk and not showering for 3+ days. Which honestly I still do because showering is a pain in the ass.
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
regularly
>smoked weed
sometimes
>gotten shitfaced drunk
sometimes
>done any of the above in public
yeah
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
sure
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
of course
>puked in public?
yeah
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
who want to visit the showers at a festival
>had sex in a public bathroom?
>had sex
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
yeah but only with nobody around
>done any hard drugs?
of course
>got into a fist fight for fun?
yeah
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
Of course
>slept outside in public?
that's just not me
>>80818006
What I like about punks is that they beat the shit out of people like you
It's nice you get a taste of your own medicine sometimes
Haha I hate myself
>>80816326
>>>smoked tobacco
y
>>smoked weed
y
>>gotten shitfaced drunk
y
>>done any of the above in public
y
>>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
y
>>gotten so drunk you've puked?
y
>>puked in public?
y
>>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
y
>>had sex in a public bathroom?
n
>>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
n
>>done any hard drugs?
y
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
n
>>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
y
>>slept outside in public?
y
>>80822446
>>80822495
Do...do we ever find out what Scrundle is?
>>80828046
Haha I hate myself
>>80828046
ha ha, i hate myself
Haha I hate myself
>>80816326
Yes, yes, yes, yes, kind of, I've whiteyed before, yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes, if my friends count, no
>>80828025
>punks
>liking trannies
When did tumblr become "punk"?
What kind of "punks" are you hanging out with that are pro-tranny, if not indifferent?
>>80828951
90% sure scrundle refers to vaped weed.
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
Yes
>smoked weed
Yes
>gotten shitfaced drunk
Of course
>done any of the above in public
Yes
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Once or twice
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Yes
>puked in public?
Yes
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Yes
>had sex in a public bathroom?
No
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
Yes
>done any hard drugs?
Fuck that shit, no
>got into a fist fight for fun?
Yes but I was just a teenager, doesn't really count
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
No.
>slept outside in public?
Yes, because I was too drunk to get on my fucking feet.
>>80815767
so what's the relationship between those two?
>>80828046
haha I hate myself is a good band
>>80816326
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes (Currently on day 4, but I've gone longer), No, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Yes (it's the worst).
>Anything else is just bonus points.
Every 40 days I get a prescription of 40 Ambien pills; it's day 4 and so far I've taken 30 of them. As far as I'm aware, that's below the lethal dose, but occasionally I evacuate my entire stomach contents and a few chunks of my self-esteem.
Thanks for subscribing to my blog.
>>80825590
Hah, I did the same thing to my cat using a warm glass of water and a q-tip. She really liked it, and honestly so did I. It was meditative and it felt good to help, like giving a friend a hug.
![BtSuFtvCYAArMG6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/slwS0Bc.jpg "BtSuFtvCYAArMG6[1].jpg")
Found this one her Twitter. KLK fanart normie scum trash, now it's not cool to like her and all her art looks disgusting to me now.
haha i hate myself
>>80830256
no
>>80828046
Haha I hate myself
>>80816162
Has she contracted Diaz Syndrome? A strange affliction where an artist gains some popularity and then procrastinates on their artwork while begging for patreon bucks on social media?
Is this the end for our heroin?
>>80816326
>>smoked tobacco
Yes
>>smoked weed
Erryday if I can
>>gotten shitfaced drunk
Too often
>>done any of the above in public
All of the above
>>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Yep
>>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Yep
>>puked in public?
I puked in my sister's car once, does that count?
>>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Yeah. I changed my underwear though
>>had sex in a public bathroom?
No
>>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
Not yet, but I would consider it if I really had to go
>>done any hard drugs?
Yes - LSD, MDMA, and LSA - dying to try coke one day
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
I can't throw a punch
>>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
Yes
>>slept outside in public?
No
Other trashy things I do
>sit on bathroom floor for hours with laptop and weed when alone in apartment
>drink wine/alcohol that's been sitting out uncovered all day/night
>live off of produce being given away because it is old/partially rotting
>wear the same jeans/hoodie for weeks without washing
>masturbate in public
>cut my own hair - it's easier than it sounds
>anxiety/depression - keeps me trashy
>don't pick up mail for weeks
>whine about successful friends while doing nothing to improve myself
>spend break at work eating lunch in car even on hot/freezing days, speaking of which...
>trashed car
>no goals/aspirations
>Haha I hate myself
I'm better than I used to be, but I still like being trashy.
>smoked tobacco
yes, I do
>smoked weed
yes
>gotten shitfaced drunk
many times
>done any of the above in public
many times
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
yes
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
yes
>puked in public?
yes
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
yes
>had sex in a public bathroom?
no
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
yes
>done any hard drugs?
yes
>got into a fist fight for fun?
no
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
no
>slept outside in public?
yes
I don't want any trabbuu, let me drink in peace
>>80816326
>>smoked tobacco
nah
>>smoked weed
ya
>>gotten shitfaced drunk
ya
>>done any of the above in public
ya
>>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
nah
>>gotten so drunk you've puked?
ya
>>puked in public?
nah
>>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
nah
>>had sex in a public bathroom?
nah
>>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
nah
>>done any hard drugs?
nah
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
nah
>>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
nah
>>slept outside in public?
In a tent
>>80816326
Everything but fist fighting for fun and sex in a public bathroom (only got a handjob). I dont really feel trashy, that's basically a description of anyone going through college/university.
>>80816326
Alright, it's clear that this is too easy for some people. I'm getting too many yes'. ROUND TWO:
Have you ever:
>been harassed by cops
>been arrested
>stolen from a mini-mart or supermarket
>stolen more than $15 of goods in one run
>drank/smoked with hobos
>been on more than 4 drugs at the same time
>thrown a bottle at someone
>tagged a wall with graffiti already on it
>tagged a wall in a public place (bonus points for a being in a "good" neighborhood)
>sold drugs
>sold drugs to a minor
>bought alcohol for minors
>hotboxed for 8 or more hours
>shat yourself from being so drunk
>huffed oil, glue, or other fumes
>had sex with someone you're pretty sure had a STD
>done a sexual act for money
>hung out in or behind a dumpster
>eaten food out of a garbage can
>went in for sloppy seconds
>Anything else that might be considered trashy that I haven't listed here. The more crazy it is, the more bonus points.
>>80815892
When are these two going to get fucking married and move into a trailer?
>>80816326
>no deathsticks
>err day
>a couple times
>weed all the time. Most people don't care around here.
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>yes
>if acid and shrooms count
>yes
>"DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY SHIT"
>no
>>80822495
Anyone have just the picture "the juice is loose"?
>>80835074
Everything on that list but huffing (because why do that when you've already got real drugs) and whoring.
I have to say I've hated trashy people and their dirty lifestyle my whole life, not in an angry spiteful way, just in that I can't understand it and don't want any part of it. But Habits and Trainspotting have showed me there's an innocence and charm to it all, ironically.
>>80829451
Are you fucking shitting me m80, trannies and punk go together like peanut butter and jelly. The whole point of punk is nonconformance, what's less conforming than a guy literally refusing to be a guy while he pounds the buttholes of someone with such fucked up hair and makeup you can't tell what gender they are?
>>80836043
You're forgetting the part where anyone who defines themselves as "punk" is a limp wristed whiny bitch who thinks dressing like a clown and tweeting is some sticking to the man.
>>80828046
Haha I hate myself
haha I hate myself
>>80837417
>>80837433
>>80837447
>>80837465
>>80837475
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
yes
>smoked weed
no
>gotten shitfaced drunk
yes
>done any of the above in public
yes
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
yes
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
yes
>puked in public?
yes
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
yes
>had sex in a public bathroom?
no
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
yes
>done any hard drugs?
no
>got into a fist fight for fun?
yes
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
yes
>slept outside in public?
yes
most of the time all the yes's in 1 afternoon
>>80828046
Haha I hate myself
This is a pretty cool comic. Sucks that there isn't more
>>80821235
>>>smoked tobacco
Yes
>>smoked weed
No. Winners don't do drugs and shiet.
is this a joke. Tobacco is a drug, retard.
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
yes
>smoked weed
no
>gotten shitfaced drunk
yes
>done any of the above in public
yes
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
no
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
yes
>puked in public?
maybe as a kid?
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
yes
>had sex in a public bathroom?
no
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
no
>done any hard drugs?
yes
>got into a fist fight for fun?
no
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
no
>slept outside in public?
no
>mfw not trashking
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
Yes
>smoked weed
Yes. Monthly
>gotten shitfaced drunk
Yes
>done any of the above in public
Yes, of course
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Yes
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Yes, i got a sensitive stomache
>puked in public?
Yes, See above
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Yes
>had sex in a public bathroom?
Yes
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
Yes, when you gotta go yo gotta go
>done any hard drugs?
Yes, if mushrooms counts
>got into a fist fight for fun?
Yes
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
Yes, today
>slept outside in public?
Yes
I am the trash king! Kneel to me.
>>80816326
I ticked all of these off..
>>80815767
We need some more of these goofy comics.
>>80843152
Heh, I remember requesting that months ago.
Kyle/Douglas is the best ship though.
Apparently scrundle can be just a really small amount of weed.
>>80815767
What would Clementine and her posse be doing in ten years from now?
>>80844314
Pretty much whatever Megg, Mogg, and Owl are doing.
>>80836719
This
Punk is dead.
It has been dead since the mid 90s.
Trannies are just the natural evolution of emo attention whoring kids.
>>80815767
All I want is for that damn comic to get reprinted.
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
Yes
>smoked weed
No. But i ate special brownies.
>gotten shitfaced drunk
Yes
>done any of the above in public
Yes
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
Yes
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
Yes
>puked in public?
No.
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
Americans are fucking disgusting. I shower every day and every night.
>had sex in a public bathroom?
No
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
Yes
>done any hard drugs?
No... well. Maybe Salvia
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
Nope. Although i broke the wrist of some asshole that punched my face.
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
No, i'm a friendly drunk.
>>slept outside in public?
Yes
>>80844908
I know some anon scanned it.
Anyone got the scans?
Ha Ha, I hate myself!
>>80835074
>>80816326
>smoked tobacco
no
>smoked weed
no
>gotten shitfaced drunk
no
>done any of the above in public
no
>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
no
>gotten so drunk you've puked?
no
>puked in public?
no
>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
yes
>had sex in a public bathroom?
no
>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
no
>done any hard drugs?
no
>got into a fist fight for fun?
no
>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
no
>slept outside in public?
no
>been harassed by cops
no
>been arrested
np
>stolen from a mini-mart or supermarket
yes. a carambar. I was 14.
>stolen more than $15 of goods in one run
no.
>drank/smoked with hobos
no.
>been on more than 4 drugs at the same time
anti-depressants and anxiolytics don't count right ?
>thrown a bottle at someone
yes. It was a plastic bottle.
>tagged a wall with graffiti already on it
no
>tagged a wall in a public place (bonus points for a being in a "good" neighborhood)
no
>sold drugs
no
>sold drugs to a minor
no
>bought alcohol for minors
yes; a beer in a holiday camp once.
>hotboxed for 8 or more hours
no.
>shat yourself from being so drunk
egads no.
>huffed oil, glue, or other fumes
what ? no
>had sex with someone you're pretty sure had a STD
W-Would anyone do that ?
>done a sexual act for money
no.
>hung out in or behind a dumpster
no
>eaten food out of a garbage can
no
>went in for sloppy seconds
no
>Anything else that might be considered trashy that I haven't listed here. The more crazy it is, the more bonus points.
I once was late for school because a huge black dog blocked the narrow path and growled at me and I had to go very slowly around him.
Because he ended up not even biting me or anything neither did my mom or the highschool believed me.It's all true. Gawds I 'm a wuss.
>>80816326
>>smoked tobacco
only in country
>>smoked weed
i smoked one marijuana once. it was boring
>>gotten shitfaced drunk
i'm in AA now. Hooray?
>>done any of the above in public
all
>>hung out in back alleys, under bridges, or other stoner spots?
graveyard. i was hanging out with some grill from my poly sci class in the spring and was sunny so i was a cocky little shit because i had lost like 55 pounds and took my shirt off and stretched out. she did too. i got nervous and just talked about school. we got dressed and went home. she wanted the d...
>>gotten so drunk you've puked?
yes
>>puked in public?
and on myself at the bar. on myself.
>>not showered for 3 or more days, while a shower was available?
uh, i think.
>>had sex in a public bathroom?
at wendy's. we didn't even eat there and we were lost and horny.
>>pissed on the sidewalk/in public?
yes, in a parking garage.
>>done any hard drugs?
oxy. not worth it.
>>got into a fist fight for fun?
no
>>drunkenly yelled and rambled at a group of people?
yes, something about jesus.
>>slept outside in public?
not that i remember. ive woken up in my car in the bar parking lot.
>>80835074
>>been harassed by cops
yes. i was a shitty kid and worked 3rd shift in a small rural town with bored cops at night who were constantly bored. i stupidly opened my glovebox once and had rolling papers in it. got pulled over a lot more after that.
>>been arrested
no
>>stolen from a mini-mart or supermarket
yes. paint brushes. i have no idea why. they we only like $5 a piece.
>>stolen more than $15 of goods in one run
no
>>drank/smoked with hobos
if they were, i didn't know.
>>been on more than 4 drugs at the same time
only 3 at once: oxy, adderall, booze
>>thrown a bottle at someone
no
>>tagged a wall with graffiti already on it
no
>>tagged a wall in a public place (bonus points for a being in a "good" neighborhood)
no
>>sold drugs
yes, adderall to stupid middle class overachiver dweebs.
>>sold drugs to a minor
no. rich kids at college who acted like minors? yes.
>>bought alcohol for minors
gave to my under age highscool gilrfriend. she was 17 i was 21.
>>hotboxed for 8 or more hours
no
>>shat yourself from being so drunk
god no
>>huffed oil, glue, or other fumes
no
>>had sex with someone you're pretty sure had a STD
yes. oral herpes. i didn't kiss her.
>>done a sexual act for money
no
>>hung out in or behind a dumpster
no
>>eaten food out of a garbage can
no
>>went in for sloppy seconds
not that i know of
>>Anything else that might be considered trashy that I haven't listed here. The more crazy it is, the more bonus points.
had sex with a 16 year-old when i was 24. i only learned that afterwards. she had what i can only describe as "super firm" boobs. like if her boobs had like zero fat in them, almost like just skin on two firm cakes, but they didn't have that water balloon feel of implants. that's what shame boobs feel like. cakes and shame.
>>80823680
because you should never go full skeksis. that shit will make you wish you were still an angsty little shit still posting meme on 4chan. Heroin will change you as a person forever, it eats your soul.
>>80852555
>Heroin will change you as a person forever, it eats your soul.
That wasn't my experience with heroin. Then again I only smoked and snorted it and was well acquainted with opiods already.
Withdrawal isn't even that bad.
>>80835074
>been on more than 4 drugs at the same time
Do prescription drugs count?
>>80854460
Sure. Knew a guy that liked to swig coke and adderall.
>>80835074
>>been harassed by cops
No
>>been arrested
Yes
>>stolen from a mini-mart or supermarket
Yes
>>stolen more than $15 of goods in one run
Yes
>>drank/smoked with hobos
Yes
>>been on more than 4 drugs at the same time
No
>>thrown a bottle at someone
No
>>tagged a wall with graffiti already on it
No
>>tagged a wall in a public place (bonus points for a being in a "good" neighborhood)
No
>>sold drugs
No
>>sold drugs to a minor
No
>>bought alcohol for minors
Does it count if I bought my own alcohol as a minor?
>>hotboxed for 8 or more hours
No
>>shat yourself from being so drunk
No
>>huffed oil, glue, or other fumes
No
>>had sex with someone you're pretty sure had a STD
No
>>done a sexual act for money
No
>>hung out in or behind a dumpster
No
>>eaten food out of a garbage can
No
>>went in for sloppy seconds
No
