Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.
I wouldn't want you to hurt your hand, Tony.
Just fuck already
Violence solves nothing, except movie plots.
>>80809325
I'd just build a new hand, can you build yourself new teeth?
>>80809453
Yes
You don't even have to be a billionaire to afford them
Shit dialogue
>>80809453
Yes, that's remarkably easy nowadays. I have good insurance.
>>80809112
BOYS MMM!
>>80809544
Cool company war, bro.
>>80809584
TONY STARK MEETS STEVE ROGERS
AHH TONY, HE'S GOT PERFECT TEETH
>>80809584
>company wars
>making a joke about two similar scenes
Sensitive ass lil' queen.
>>80809112
Is Tony tsundere for Cap?
>>80809453
Yes, any country in the planet can get them for free. Except the US, but even those are kinda cheap if you got a good insurance.
>>80809544
mmm indeedbut i'm sorry your first instinct when someone says not something not entirely nice about marvel is to attack DC
>>80809503
>>80809519
But will they be robot teeth? Will they!? I thought not.
>>80809112
Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect heels.
>>80809658
I LOVE IT. I LOVE TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER!!!!
>>80809519
Do you think Tony pays for Cap's health insurance
You just know his premiums are sky high due to his age
>>80809544
Don't make fun of him. He just loves bringing people together.
>>80809752
kek
>>80809723
Cap is the manifestation of all of Tony's daddy issues and insecurity about his own worth, Tony is the most successful proprietor of a world that Cap feels lost in.
>>80809792
Cap works for the government, so TRICARE, actually.
>>80809746
>dat Cavill
>>80809746
>>80809788
MAN OF IRON VERSUS CAP...OF AMERICA!
>>80809695
>two similar scenes
Where?
>>80809847
To bad TRICARE fucking sucks. I mean don't get me wrong its a fine health insurance service but if you don't live in town with a large military population good fucking luck trying to find a doctor that takes TRICARE.
>You just started a Marvel's Captain America: Civil War™ in IMAX® 3D!
seriously?
>>80809873
>>80809905
Hey, it's a comic reference, it's fine.
>>80809746
>you will never make love to both of them at once
Why even continue to live family
>>80809905
Wait, I thought Tony wanted to do this non-lethally?
Are those rubber explosives?
>>80809873
RED, WHITE AND BLUE VS. RED, CHROME AND GOLD
FREEDOM VS. SECURITY
RIGHT WING VS. LEFT WING
THE GREATEST BAR BRAWL IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
>>80809894
>tense scene between two superheroes in civilian clothes sniping at each other over their ideals
>>80809959
>Is Black Widow with you?
>I thought she was with you?
"Sometimes I want to fuck you in your perfect ass."
"Tony this isn't -wait, what?"
"What?"
STAY DOWN. IF I WANTED IT YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY!
>>80810042
Daily reminder that Ant-Man spergs out when he meets Cap and starts checking his pecs.
Cap and Tony should settle everything with a drinking contest.
Cap's got the canon super-liver but Tony's got the experience.
>>80809873
THE GREATES GLADIATORIAL MATCH IN HISTORY!
>>80809954
I know that feel, anon
>>80810081
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!
Does someone have the fucking 'save me tony' gif. Cos i havent seen that in so long.
>>80810093
Can't blame him.
>>80810093
Got a link to that scene?
>>80811251
Nope, it was part of the Civil War trailer released back in August.
BARNES HAS THE POWER TO WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, IF WE BELIEVE THERE'S EVEN A 1% CHANCE THAT HE'S OUR ENEMY WE HAVE TO TAKE AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY
>>80809112
>All right, I've lost my patience. You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' wit'chu
>>80809544
>that painful clip of him talking to superman
I legitimately do not understand how anyone thinks this movie will be good
>>80811276
>the best trailer wont be released
>Antman sperging
>Crossbones
>Widow vs Hawkeye
>>80810260
It's so weird that this costume looks great to me when I look at it with fresh eyes, but when I look at the ASM2 costume and then look back at this one, this one instantly looks like shit in comparison to the last one.
>>80809112
>>80809325
>>80809453
>>80809503
Joss? Why are you leaking your script to 4chan? Are you that desperate?
>Tell me, do your perfect teeth break?
>They will.
>>80811308
I thought that scene was funny.
>>80811593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zElF0WbTB88
This is funny? Nigga, its awful. The only good shit about BvS will be its computer visuals cause we all know Snyder can't work with actors for shit.
>>80811630
Sorry, I thought you meant the scene at the party.
Clip you showed was alright. It didn't make me cringe at least, seems like typical a comic-book analogy an audience member would make.
>>80810093
Doesn't he grab his boobs?
>>80811812
>seems like typical a comic-book analogy an audience member would make.
Which is what makes it so bad. Good writing isn't supposed to seem attainable. I'm glad Goyer is off the script, but I feel like DC execs are the ones encouraging this increasingly hammy dialogue.
>>80811533
>Perfect teeth
>British
famiry, please, let's not fight
let's get along!
>>80813243
The only way of ending those shitty company wars is to make a short movie with Cavill and Evans being adorable fucks.
I don't mean beating the bad guys together, more like going to Coney Island and then having some burger with fries.
This looks like a good movie Marvelfriends!
>>80809112
Better take that shit outta here dawg before you get yo toes sucked, you know what I'm sayin.
>>80813243
I dream of Tony and Bruce being corporate shitbros to each other and Tony trying to bribe the robins over to his side.
>>80810034
>The hulk Jumps out of a building instead of doomsday
>He yells in his hulk way.
>>80813592
>it turns out it's actuallyRed Skull
>>80809905
Did they make his mask slightly more evil looking?
>>80813501
>>80813659
>Red Hulk was made from old man Red Skull who came back to earth with dimension powers.
>>80811630
Why does Superman look like he desperately needs to take a shit?
>>80813903
They tried to recapture the ever angry look that dredd had, but all that came out was slightly high and constipated.
>>80813707
Yes.
>>80809746
Goddamn
>>80811308
because.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtRk70vuTUs#t=0.010068
>>80814611
Who cut together their trailer?
I liked it more then our trailers.
>>80815125
the chinese and japanese don't care about spoilers, I mean even less than us.
![tumblr_o15ga0q4dT1sisy7qo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yBauqX0.jpg "tumblr_o15ga0q4dT1sisy7qo1_400[1].jpg")
>I could do this all day
>>80809814
Insightful
>>80813903
You think Superman can just poop anywhere?
He drops a SuperTurd in the wrong place and that's a 12 on the Richter Scale.
