El Herpes
>>80806293
The dick
The knot
>>80806293
Holy shit, I forgot this existed.
Man, what a fox.
>>80806293
http://jackiechanadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Jade_Chan
>Jade Chan
>Superpowers
>Her cuteness and beauty
Fuck bro, you remind me and then I find this kinda garbage.
>>80807697
i remember when something similar happened with lilo
i excitedly told my online friends about it
they didnt care. i don't understand why
we have since had a falling out
>>80807738
dude there is nothing as funny as bad teenager-written cartoon wikis.
you wanna talk hilarious though, there are pictures of mine from deviantart on mythological-creatures-wikis, with the description pulled directly from the deviation page.. which had like, an incredibly casual tone to it. not how i would actually write for a real article, just me being a dork. but people probably think i wrote the article.
>>80806293
>your virginity. buuut let's talk about how you more than doubled in height first. that's not normal for a chinese person
Hey I'm lookin for PAco
>>80808052
So you actually think the growthspurt came first?
>>80812277
'first' belongs to 'talk' in that sentence.
>>80812277
I think one of those things caused the other.
>>80812314
There IS no 'talk' in that sentence.
>>80812316
So she grew so much because she gave Paco her virginity, probably after a romantic evening?
>>80812492
try ctrl-f
>>80812844
It's STILL not in that sentence
>>80813416
fifth word. in between 'let's' and 'about'
>>80813672
That's >>80808052 not >>80812277
>>80806293
I wish I could meet my younger self. I don't even feel like the same person.
Who the heck is Paco? The old guy?
>>80813785
in what way does the post >>80812314 make any sense if it was in response to >>80812277 ? are you new to .. language?
>>80814092
er, in reference to, RATHER than just in response to
think for a minute. of course it was talking about >>80808052 which is the post >>80812277 misunderstood due to its ambiguous wording, that >>80812314 was clarifying
jesus
>>80813843
Jade and not-boyfriend Paco
>that episode where Jade kept uncontrollably duplicating.
>>80814541
>>80814541
why was el toro so good, but paco so shit
>>80815041
becausePaco was a hispanic male version of Jade.
>>80806293
are there sexy non pornographic pics of Jade?
>>80815170
tons. depends what youre into though. i like the one where she's on a ladder
>>80806518
Kekerino!
>>80806293
Adult Jade was so fucking hot
>>80808026
Plspost
>>80817218
actually now that i peruse the site more closely, this isn't a real wiki at all. it's one of those "send a robot out, copy data randomly from sites, make a fake website and bring in the clicks" sites.
http://www.greekmythology.com/pictures/Myths/Places/
>>80806293
One HELL of a quincineara
She gave Paco a blowjob.
>>80820130
Quinceañeras are celebrations for latin-american women you ding-dong. It's like saying she'd fuck him at his bat mitzvah
>>80820584
what do boys get then
>>80806293
Which episode is this?
I wanna draw lewds of grownup Jade.
>>80822094
there were at least two and as many as three episodes featuring grown up jade. in at least one of them she was voiced by lucy liu
>>80822123
That's nice, but do you have episode numbers? Even a season would help narrow it down.
>>80822171
uhhh pretty sure it was in the last three seasons. and definitely at least one in the fifth season because that's the one where the villain is from future-jade's time and he has come back
>>80822038
Hedge clippers
>>80806293
>"wait, he's THIS big?"
Adult Jade was gay as hell
>>80829401
![Jackie.Chan.Adventures.S02E06.Queen.of.the.Shadowkhan.480p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-SA89.mkv_snapshot_08.33_[2015.02.14_16.47.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zPX4HTF.jpg "Jackie.Chan.Adventures.S02E06.Queen.of.the.Shadowkhan.480p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-SA89.mkv_snapshot_08.33_[2015.02.14_16.47.18].jpg")
>>80829401
>you will never inhale Jade's stinky Chinese feet
>>80829531
Not with that attitude
>>80829401
>>80829531
>>80829694
I don't think they sweat, let alone stink.
>>80829401
>>80829401
Queen of the Shadowkhan
>>80810276
Kek
>>80806293
Is that Kirito from Sword Art Online?
>>80830422
No.
It's Jade Chan from Jackie Chan Adventures.
>>80822094
>>80822123
>>80822171
>>80822626
At least one of them is J2: Rise of the Dragons
Season 4 Episode 11
