In which May tells us how she got into her situation and unintentionally backstabbed Faye-Faye.
>>80798804
No we won't.
>>80799077
Oh, you'll stop making QC threads?
Boffo
>>80799134
No you dork.
Because these threads usually last more than a single day.
>>80799287
Not lately, Famalamadingdong.
Even that fag who page 10 bumps with old edits every hour can't be assed.
>>80798744
>robot can taste, yay
>robot can smell, oh pooh
This is impressive. J set up that this robot has olefactory senses months ago, just to lay the groundwork for this plot. Other robots can't taste cookies, but then they can't smell the oils and ozone that is the constant, annoying background to their life.
Bravo, Jacks. This will, I am sure, lead to a deep examination of the possibilities of Lovecraftian horror of being over aware of every tiny detail of every sensory input, and being unable to turn it off.
This is going to be so good. I can't wait.
>>80799303
Okay so if you know the threads aren't going anywhere and you don't enjoy the content or discussing the content or making parodies of the content... it sort of raises the question of why you're here?
You know you can filter threads right?
>>80798744
This is fucking awful. Stop the QC shit. Legit, while where's becky threads are returning to its ironic side, it was very cancerous for awhile.
End the QC madness. Auto ban trap posters.
>>80799480
I think QC is submediocre dreck that deserved to wither on the vine years ago, but jeph Jacques is an interesting subject in my search of the Artist.
He may be the most artless soul in creation, and by charting him, I can apply traits to the Artist by learning what makes a man artless.
As for you, I just hate that you've become invested in this trash which isn't even bad enough to be entertaining. You're content with submediocrity either way, whether you like it or hate it.
I have no intention of sitting by and letting these shitty threads turn into legitimate generals. If they must exist, they will exist on my terms.
>>80799581
>If they must exist, they will exist on my terms.
Are you actually autistic?
>>80798744
I can't believe Jeph actually managed to make her look worse though.
>>80799756
>Are you actually autistic?
You clearly don't know Smug Anime Face Poster.
>>80799756
Nah, just bored and overly poetic
>>80799756
>wants QC to be unironic
>calls others autistic
>>80799829
>tfw Legion
Nothing smells better than WD40
immersion ruined
>>80800200
Varnish smells way better to be honest with you my black friend.
>>80799565
Where do you think we are?
>>80798744
May looks so fucking stupid now
>5 hours
>19 posts
QC General on the ropes, confirmed.
>>80801483
Jeff is master of ruining his waifus
Sex lube doesn't smell good May.
>>80802981
Is Hanners safe still?
>>80803482
Nope she's barely even in the comic
>>80804366
It can be two things
>>80803482
hanners is a fucking slut
WD40 isn't a lubricant.
>>80799134
No, dumbass. We will have more QC threads. They will not be the same as the one we're in today.
Different pictures, different statements, and even when you bitch aoyr them, they will be worded differently
So no, unless someone archives it,we will most certainly not have THIS thread in the future
>>80799134
>>80798804
Remind me again why this is such an issue to you that you have to keep asking the same thing in every single thread.
Why exactly should we acquiesce to your demand? Why do you think that WE should have to change for YOU? I really and truly want to understand what you think entitles you to tell us what to do. Why should your needs be of more consequence to us than our own?
>>80806697
>aoyr
What happened there?
>>80799581
That's for us to decide, and not you. If we're "wrong", then we have the right to be "wrong" and discuss what we like. And it's not your place to tell us what to do.
Your terms. Christ. Get the blueberry fuck OVER yourself.
>>80804366
He's Indian, not black you dumb shit.
>>80806912
It's what's known as a typo
>>80805271
It's impossible for Hanners to have sex, as it means physical contact and Hanners avoids that at all costs.
>>80807089
read what you just wrote you dumb nigger
>>80807172
>You will never slowly gain the affection and trust of Hanners to a point where sheholds your hand with only two sets of latex gloves on each hand
Why even live?
>>80807185
Okay, I have, Your point?And Im still right. He isn't black. He's indian.
>>80807365
Has his ethnicity ever been verified in the story?
>>80798804
but will it beon the front page!tomorrow?
>>80807973
Yes, he's ethnically a pizza boy.
>>80807973
Bitch please Jeff won't even admit Claire still has her dick
>her
>>80798744
I hate this new hair. I never realized before how much I liked her just on her former hairstyle alone.
>>80807973
No cause Hacks dindu nothin
>>80806814
>Why should your needs be of more consequence to us than our own
Because when you add our equally valid opinions, they cancel away, and what's left if the objectivity of the material we champion.
I want discussion about comics with good art and story, and you want QC, a shitty little comic made by a shitty little man, who's actually very obese but he's little where it counts.
>>80807040
>Christ. Get the blueberry fuck OVER yourselfI don't have to
If you want QC threads, fine, but if that's the case, they'll be ours
>>80810993
lol
>>80809692
Me too tbqh may is qt
>>80798744
people still read this?
>>80798744
I hate her new look. The old one was nice.
>>80815776
Money on people treating her nicer because she's "white".
>>80806377
But it is sex lube, cause it penetrates!!
*rimshot*
okay serious query here:
what can be done to get mods to start deleting these threads? preferably something reasonable like just getting a vote among the board or something and not blasting the threads with porn or something?
>>80798744
Wait, am I just seeing things, or is it apparent May can't move her mouth?
>>80816560
it looks more like a serious shitpost to me
but if you're asking honestly, you could convince a mod that the threads are set up to harass jeph or something. they don't like "coordinated raids" and the definition of that is malleable, if you're any good at bending it.
>>80816560
You're pretty pathetic you know that right Jeph?
>>80798744
I will give this strip a pass because May called someone a cumboy.
>>80816838
how'd you know it was me?
>>80806377
Hence why ky is a better lubricant than WD40!
>>80806912
is the letter y even real?
>>80798744
Wasn't this comic about some tranny and her boyfriend?
>>80807973
A nice nonspecific Person of Color
>>80798744
I wish he would go back to stabbing his hand.
>>80798744
WD-40 is not lubricant and would absolutely be completely inappropriate for her use case
How the fuck is he such a goddamned moron
>>80820571
That's why we keep making threads
>>80820598
>How the fuck is he such a goddamned moron
Because you let him be
>>80817256
I don't even know what that means.
>Dat Hanners
>>80824290
Awww she's going to have a giant metal wife that likes tea. I'm utterly okay with that.
>>80820598
Because people without knowledge think it is.
>>80824009
>I cant be offensive when I insult someone
I dont understand
I really dont understand at all
>>80824009
Can Jeff not make decent analogy's, or is he just making Faye retarded?
>>80824589
It's the difference between calling the black guy who did something to piss you off a cunt or a nigger. One is an insult to him, the other is an insult to his entire race, and therefore any black friends you have.But it's fucking robots so the analogy is retarded.
>>80824750
She's already retarded, otherwise she wouldn't be upset that her boss is making her pay for the parts she stole.
>>80824009
Except blue robo-criminal wasn't in immediate life threatening danger, so those situations are utterly different.
>>80816560
Better yet, what can be done to get posts like this and others that keep trying to tell us what we can and cannot post be reportable? Because they aren't contributing any to the topic discussion. It's basically shitposting
This whole drama could have been avoided.
Bubble just tells Princess Bubblegum Robot, that Faye was being trained in new maintenance skill set. That May makes a better training subject than the fighters. Since Faye can screw up with out damaging an AI that makes them their money.
>>80798744
>smells better than WD-40
first of all that's incorrect because WD-40 smells amazing
Secondly WD-40 is not hydraulic lubricant
Three How the hell can a robot smell anyway?
Why don't you just hide the thread or at the very least simply not go into them? Go participate in something you DO like to talk about.
I really dont care about the Superman / Batman movie coming out. So I just don't participate.
>>80825237
Bubbles can smell because she has olfactory sensors designed to detect bombs, but are apparently sophisticated enough to take her to a magical pegasus glade if she smells the right tea. A cheap robot like May shouldn't be able to smell because her body is government standard issue, but she's been seen to have the ability to smell and taste like a regular person can a couple times now. Also prosthetic noses designed for humans can only make everything smell like chicken.
This comic cannot keep its facts straight.
>>80825351
That would require Jeph to plan things out and keep a detailed record of character traits and interactions.
>>80825385
I don't like QC and try my best to avoid visiting the site, restricting myself only to the comics posted on /co/ when I see them. So why the hell can I remember Jeph's characters and worldbuilding better than he can?
>>80817256
Despite everything May still finds a way to be based.
>>80820598
May is incompetent trailer trash, which is why her body is falling apart in the first place
>>80825544
World building?Save for the space station and Emily's summer house, the "World" consists of a few square city blocks, tops.
>>80799134
>>80799303
What will you even do without these threads, anime avatarfag? Finally enjoy life for once? Because making a filter for "questionable content" could accomplish exactly that.
>>80824009
She want being a dildo here, Faye.
>>80824009
>put out someone who was on fire
More like giving out free drinks to a bum.
Where's Claire?
>>80827224
And deprive you of my company? I'd never do that.
>>80827528
Balls deep.
>>80820571
reminder that better concepts for comics are just one off jokes for Jeph Hacques.
>>80827548
So you've reached meta status. You complain about a comic that we largely complain about but need, but you've come to need the thread to complain about us complaining about the comic.
Maybe someone can one-upmanship you and complain about you complaining, and we will be united in desperation.
>>80827592
quit complaining about him complaining about us complaining about the comic
>>80827592
>Maybe someone can one-upmanship you and complain about you complaining
Several have tried, but they lacked conviction.
The conviction to sabotage your Microbio classmate's notes so you get into the Top 10%.
It's a big bad world out there.
>>80827548
I genuinely mean this Smug Anime Poster: I hope you enjoy wasting your time here telling people that this comic is shit. Because at least then you're getting something out of stating the obvious for... christ, god knows how long it's been. You've been doing this since before he fucked the tranny, right? Or not too long after, at least. So here's to you buddy, you are a truly dedicated shitposter and I applaud you.
>>80827664
I told them that the generals wouldn't stop even after he fucked the tranny.
That was the party line back in the day, which has since been replaced by, "I'm only here for edits and HJs", both of which are also incredibly scarce nowadays.
These poor, deluded fucks.
>>80827707
Man they weren't even generals back before he stuck his dick into the Schroedinger's vagina. Or I guess they were but didn't identify as such. This has been going on for a long time.
Also HJ's is totally coming back so that excuse still flies.At a low altitude over a known hunting spot, but still...
>>80827780
>Man they weren't even generals back before he stuck his dick into the Schroedinger's vagina
There were, but they refused to recognize themselves as such-"Once he fucks the tranny, the threads will stop."
The Generals really started right after the Stabbening, which produced threads similar to Dobson or Diaz threads.
Before that, there would be a short lived QC thread which would get laughed at before dying at 20 posts.
I truly hate that I know so much about a comic I've never read, but, as I've said, Jeph is instrumental in my search for the Artist.
>3,000 smug anime pictures and I don't even watch anime
>>80825227
This entire post.
This entire fucking post.
>>80827707
>what makes a general terrible is the circlejerking
>only person who makes themself known as a repeating threadgoer is this spergelord who apparently hates generals or some shit
Autists are weird I'll tell you what.
>>80827993
I wish I were autistic.
Spergs lack my deep love of humanity and human nature.
They cannot appreciate art, and, therefore, do not become disgusted with its abuse. Jeph is the opposite of an artist as far as I can figure, and he dares to wear the mantle, hiding behind Her in order to avoid deserved criticism of his craftsmanship.
There were artists once.
>>80824009
Would talking about dildos be okay in unicorn cove?
>>80828036
That sounded pretty fucking spergy, sperg.
>>80820598
>WD-40 is not lubricant
It isn't? I thought that's exactly what it was.
>>80824009
I can't tell the difference between Dora and that one other perky goth chick anymore.
>>80820598
>Myth: WD-40® Multi-Use Product is not really a lubricant.
>Fact: While the “W-D” in WD-40® stands for Water Displacement, WD-40® Multi-Use Product is a unique, special blend of lubricants. The product’s formulation also contains anti-corrosion agents and ingredients for penetration, water displacement and soil removal.
>Myth: WD-40® Multi-Use Product should not be used on bike chains.
>Fact: While WD-40® Multi-Use Product it is not a grease, it is formulated with strong lubricating oils and other ingredients, and is a terrific product to use for bike maintenance. It does not attract dirt or moisture to metal surfaces – just be sure to wipe off any excess WD-40® Multi-Use Product before riding.
>For long-term lubrication and other specialized bicycle maintenance needs, check out WD-40® BIKE. Developed specifically for cyclists and mechanics, this high-performance line of bicycle care products is sure to become a mainstay in the toolboxes of bike mechanics for decades.
>>80828557
Think about it this way.
If she's in the comic that means it's Dora.
>>80824009
I'm not gonna lie, the A.I centric story lines actually have me interested in the comic again.
I always thought it was weird that the existence of hard A.I. was just a background detail to a comic about hipster soap drama.
>>80827528
In Marten.
>>80828557
He forgot about the other one
>>80830057
Balls deep
>>80828592
>Multi-Use Product
> blend of lubricants
this would imply that straight WD-40 is not a lubricant because it needs other shit added to it.
> WD-40 BIKE
if you used regular WD-40 on chains, they'd be rusting like fucking crazy. thus, they had to formulate another WD-40 that doesn't rust bike chains.
>>80831532
Did WD40 rape your dad or something?
>>80798744
Who?
>>80828557
Raven: l0l s0 r4nd0m!!!11 but at least likable.
Dora: insane bitch
>>80832093
I'd love to know how that would even be possible.
>>80798804
Go away dumb frog poster
>>80835026
Someone used WD-40 as a sex lube.
>>80827570
>reminder that better concepts for comics are just one off jokes for Jeph Hacques.
>Implying he could have competently executed that as a story arc
>>80828428
That's because you're an idiot, but you read QC so that's not news.
