>Less than 6 months to live left
RIP Hank Pym
Kirk Douglas is about to outlive Michael Douglas. What the fuck.
What the hell did I miss?
>Peyton, why are you filming all of my scenes first?
>>80750661
I laughed.
Then cried.
;_;
>>80750622
There was a rumour going around that his tounge cancer had come back. It's been confirmed as a lie
>>80750458
Didn't he get the throat cancer from licking too much pussy? What a way to go..
>>80750458
>Porked Catherine Zeta-Jones for 16 years
A life well lived.
>>80750754
Michael's words, yeah.
>>80750768
Her pussy gave him cancer.
>>80750896
Not really desu, her pussy could be fucking explosive and still be worth it.
>>80750803
Everything gives you cancer these days.
>>80750661
Don't do this again, /tv/. Your meme magic killed Christopher Lee.
>>80750458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Douglas#Health_problems
>In June 2013, Douglas told The Guardian that his type of cancer is caused by HPV, transmitted by cunnilingus,[4]
>transmitted by cunnilingus
>>80750743
>known to have called the lawer that did his will
>selling assets
>taking a "vacation" to bermuda with his family
yeah sounds like those are just rumors
wait, so can you get cancer from eating pussy?
>>80750458
>>80750588
This isn't fair.
>>80751709
Yes, time to start sucking dick anon.
>>80751709
HPV is transmitted through sexual contact, and will infect mucosal membranes that are contaminated with the virus.
Your mouth has mucosal membrane tissue.
And certain strains of HPV can cause oncogenic transformation in cells it infects (ie it fucks up the host cell's DNA bad enough that it starts dividing uncontrollably to create a tumor).
So yes.
Definitely possible.
>>80750458
They better film the sequel ASAP then.
>>80750803
>cancer from cunnilingus
Literally how
They rescue Jan from the microverse.
Hank is already dead.
>>80751825
Good thing my gf thinks oral sex is gross.
Gotta have to stop licking other girl's cunts thou... That kinda sucks.
>>80751882
>doesn't live long enough to see his wife saved
God damn.
It kind of works though. Hank said he couldn't be Any-Man anymore because the Pym Particles had side effects. The universe is backing him up.
>>80751974
>Jan played by Zeta-Jones
>>80751993
So, who do we use to replace Hank as the mentor figure for the sequel?
Half of the first movie was great because of based Pym.
>>80752087
but shes the next-next Aunt May
>>80752124
It's the wish of a dying man.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/ant-man-michael-douglas-wants-wife-catherine-zeta-jones-to-play-marvel-superhero-wasp-in-future-film-10381146.html
Plus the age difference actually works here since MCU Jan has spent decades in the microverse.
>>80752118
They're going to replace him with Tony aren't they
why was he so attractive in this movie bros?
Also I hope he pulls through, fucking cancer a shit.
>>80752206
That would skyrocket the budget probably
I'd use T'Challa
or Reed Richards if they get the rights back
>>80750458
Ant-Man & Wasp will start with Scott in jail again after being part of Cap's rogue team, and Hope pissed at him for being locked up when Hank dies.
>>80752206
Nah, they replace him with Banner.Third Ant-Man film has a scene of the Hulk vs his weight in bees.
>>80752201
>Implying in the case Marvel chooses to bring Janet back they won't use timey-wimey bullshit to still cast a young, hot and affordable actress.
>>80752397
Bees?
>>80752118
Get Janet out of the microverse, make her the mentor.
>>80751875
HPV. Common virus, mostly causes warts (mundane and genital). Like herpes, pretty much everyone has SOME strain of it in them. However, it's also been found to cause ovarian cancer and, as it happens, is a leading cause of throat & mouth cancers, after chewing tobacco. Thankfully, there's a vaccine that's now heavily recommended for girls and increasingly so for boys, but it can't really be given in adulthood because of the commonality of the virus.
>>80750458
is fucking fake right?...
>>80752511
Bees.
>>80752717
BEE-MAN
>>80750803
I thought he cheated?
>>80751709
And Fellatio, reseach HPV.
>>80750588
>the man with a better career will outlive his useless son
Justice.
>>80751709
No.
>>80751825
HPV alone isn't a significant risk factor. It's more likely he's a smoker; if HPV spread that easily there would be an almost 1:1 colorectal cancer incidence among cervical cancer patients without metastasis occurring. In fact, HPV doesn't cause a huge amount of cancer at all - most people who are infected will never even realize they have it (unless they notice the warts, which many don't) and with vaccination they're unlikely to ever be more than carriers, if that.
Don't mistake percentage causes of certain types of cancer diagnoses with "a large number of cancer cases" or "a percentage risk of developing cancer on exposure to a given pathogen". Even if 100% of cancer were caused by exposure to 4chan, it wouldn't mean that 100% of visitors to 4chan would develop cancer.
>>80751144
He's a 71 year old American male. His life expectancy is a little over eight years anyway, and if he wants to divest his estate (which he does, because he's rich) of assets to divide them among his children, wife, and other beneficiaries without attracting taxation on his death, he needs to do so now.
It's all well and good saying "daddy lived to be 99" but that's one guy out of the entire family, and one who suffered a stroke aged 77 - well within the same age range for that risk that his son is now in, and Kirk Douglas was pretty spry up until it happened. In fairness, Michael's aunt Freida lived to be 96 - indicating a relatively long-lived tendency in the family - but that's still not a great indicator of who will live how long in specific terms, and certainly not a guarantee of "beating the odds" in terms of longevity.
>>80752630
another reason to stay away from girls
>>80753208
Dude, I remember you from the last thread about Michael Douglas. What the fuck have you got against him?
>>80753969
I hate him for fucking Sharon Stone and Demi Moore ;_;
>>80751825
Wow. I'm so glad I've chosen to be a virgin. No cancer for me.
>>80754084
You can get cancer for sitting down too much.
>>80754343
which is why i dont leave the bed much
>>80754084
Your overall chance of developing and being diagnosed with cancer in some form is probably 1 in 2 over your entire lifespan. It might be 1 in 3 in certain populations. That includes cancers which are undiagnosed while you're alive and which actually kill you, or are simply discovered at autopsy.
Your overall chances of surviving cancers are much, much higher if you undergo regular health screenings, eat healthy, don't smoke, don't drink excessively, avoid recreational drug use, and get regular, daily gentle exercise. You still don't get to choose which cancer you get, or when, or whether it's survivable, and you never get to choose whether you get it or not.
If you're lucky the worse you ever get is some benign tumors that nobody can even see, despite eating fried shit dusted with cocaine and marinaded in tobacco five meals a day as you lay in the blazing sun washing it all down with gutrot whiskey; if you're unlucky you start with a little new mole one day and a year later you're dead as cancer moves through your lymphatic system to consume you entirely, even though you were careful your whole life.
Besides, eating pussy is worth the risk. You wouldn't know, being a virgin and all, but trust me: it's worth double cancer.
>>80754372
Do you wash ye back with a rag on a stick too?
>>80754447
Washing would expose him to water, a known cause of melting.
>>/co/ was paranoid that Hank would be the villain
>>He wasn't
>>Still won't be in sequel.
>>80754527
Hank was gonna be the villain in Edgar Wright's version.
>>80754437
>eating pussy is worth the risk
My mugga
>>80753969
I dislike bad actors and bad movies.
>>80752206
They'll bring in a young Pym from the past or something.
>Pym's old
>Pym turns out to be based
>Pym gets cancer
Why do we have it so bad, Pymfags?
>>80751961
>Good thing my gf thinks oral sex is gross.
I pity you anon. Not giving or receiving oral is a terrible life to live
>>80754437
Also you can just get a vaccine for HPV. Like I already got it, so I can fucking drown in it if I want.Not that I would, 3DPD.
>>80753385
Why is the Douglass family doctor browsing 4chan
>>80750754
he got the cancer that's caused by HPV which you can get from licking pussy
>>80754579
[citation needed]
>>80750754
>>80755910
Eww. Did Catherine ever wash it?
>>80756142
She's Welsh, so probably not.
>>80756296
Which means she loved the goat dick too.
>>80756142
HPV is a virus anon not a bacteria. Washing only goes so far.
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/michael-douglas-cancer-bermuda-trip/
>RadarOnline.com has learned the 71-year-old Wall Street actor has been attacked again by cancer, though his rep insisted Douglas was disease-free.
Sooo this whole Michael Douglas thing is coming from a RadarOnline insider and it's being spread by other websites but Douglas' reps say he is cancer free.
>>80754084
Despite everything you hear, the biggest risk factor to predict cancer is still age.
The older you get, the more likely you are to get SOME kind of cancer, just because of how your cells divide and replicate, and how your genes get damaged through incidental environmental factors over time.
>>80750458
Meh, it fits Pym saying the suit fucks up your body. Just start ant-man 2 with cgi Douglas dying.
>>80756871
i use anti aging creams
I don't want to sound like an asshole but this could mean that they cast a younger actor as a young Pym thanks to time gem bullshit, couldn't it be?
>>80756871
>both paternal and maternal grandparents survived into their 90's
>but also have family history of heart disease, like eight different types of cancers and dementia along with it
I have a wonderful life to look forward to.
>>80756871
that's it exactly everyone thinks of cancer as something that only happens due to outside forces but the truth is it's natural and everytime a cell divides you have a chance at ended up with a mutated cancer cell
>>80756142
>>80756296
Zeta Jones is based
>>80757137
Yeah, hot too. Your point being?
>>80757173
Vaginas are disgusting.
>>80750803
There's worse ways to die my friend.
>>80750743
What if he punches the cancer?
>>80752362
That actually wouldn't be bad.
