I'm having a crisis of conscience, /co/.
My cousin's having a baby, and her fiance's surname is Howlett.
Should I or shouldn't I (subtly) suggest that they name their baby James Howlett?
On the one hand, who wouldn't want to be named after Wolverine?
One the other hand, if my cousin finds out that it's all a ruse, there's a very real chance that she'll murder me.
What do?
>>80703871
Some really catchy names are used for comic characters.
>>80703898
This. I have a friend name Jimmy Olsen. It just works.
>>80703871
>naming a kid after a comic book character
Just because you were bullied doesn't mean you have to take away that kids chance at being normal
Name him JamieJamie Hewlett
>>80703871
Do it.
Do it you faggot.
Make it happen.
>>80703871
You should do it just because James is a 10/10 name. I bet without you she'd name him something like Brice or Tanner.
>>80703955
What little kids actually know Wolverine's real name?
>>80703955
Who the fuck even knows Wolverines real name is James Howlett.
You need to be a turbonerd to recognize that.
Suggest it as a middle name
>>80703871
Name him Laura
>>80703978
Done.
And now, to play the waiting game. I'll bump the thread with an update in 9 months.
Fucking do it
>>80704078
>bump the thread
>in 9 months.
Is /po/ your homeboard?
>>80704078
NEWFAG ALERT
>>80704173
>>80704133
I... I just thought it was funny.
>>80704133
Mam, I remember when the 3 years thread hit bump limit. That was a momentous occasion.
>>80704133
/po/ is nothing compared to /i/. The oldest thread there is nearly 4 years old.
Wolverine's real name isn't Logan?
>>80704895
James Howlett was his birth name.
My cousin is a huge Wolverine fan, so for her first child, she named him Logan. Pretty sick name 2bh
>>80705641
IRL I associate the name logan with skinny white pre-teens with ratty dreads and shaved sides
>>80704042
This
>>80704895
Comics stopped being comics after 1998, thus putting a freeze on canon and preventing it from advancing. So anyone that says it's not Logan is basically a millennial shit that you should ignore.
Skip all that shit and sell him to the government. When he returns years later with a metal skeleton and claws in his wrists, you'll know you've succeeded.
These days wouldn't you Google your future child's potential name before settling for it? Wouldn't want to name him after a serial killer or a local news anchor.
I think you're fucked OP.
>>80703871
Remember to always call him Logan.
>>80704895
It isn't.... kinda. He was born as a James Howlett yet it turned out his mother had a romance with a dude named Something Logan and he was his son so....
Or some other shit.
